/pol/ humor thread.
>>544884662you will never be a woman. And God put me on this Earth to remind you.
>>544884722I always felt 56% looked just like Xi Jinping.
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>>544884662Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>544884867I look like this and think this.
>>544884662this one's actually funny
>>544884910Living dead clown.
>>544884910>leftwing memes>snappy one-linerAmazing, a leftwing meme has finally made me laugh.
>>544884662>>544884772I wonder how many trannies come here to troll then end up killing themselves due to the lack of safe space and being reminded they are in fact men. Probably lots. I bet /pol/ is the last stop for a lot of these men before the final ack
>>544884662BASED op!Bumperino
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>>544884737That's some really weird derangement and jealousy, mutt.
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>>544884662>>544884772>>544884867>>544884910>>544884945You will never have a real womb. :)
>>544884662kek bodied these incel freaks
>>544884867Where do you guys find the media saying communism is bad, the media is why you are a communist
>the mentally ill people trying to bend society over their knee should just be ignored or somethingno tranny
Here's some OP for you faggots, spread them far and wide and make trannies seethe
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>>544884867*White race faggot
>>544887493love this picture
>>544888150woman insisting on being a whore as usual
>>544887493and? still would.
>>544884997Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get alongBBC Big Bacterial ClawsBWC Big Wrong ClawsBIC Big Icky ClawsBAC Big Atrocious Claws(((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and / or (((Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Faggots / Fake / Cringe "alternatives")))(((Governments))) and / or (((Judeo NPCs / Golems)))(((If you hate Niggerjews / Street Thugs / Liberals... Then worship Jews / Niggerjews / Government Reptiles / Piggers / State Thugs / Jewish Conservatives / and / or / then cycles...)))(((Jewish Liberal women want niggers and muh black / brown is black / brown and endless "diversity"))) and / or (((Jewish neo con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool)))
>>544889105Houston have lift off
The (((Judeo NPCs))) are immunized against all dangers...One may call them sheep for being mindless idiots and it's "muh strong / weak contest petty antagonism, and "gym bro" faggotry"...One may call them hypocritical reptilian parasitic piggers and it's "muh just doing muh government job, just obey"...One may call them a total fucking brainwashed double nigger, nigger... And it's "muh anti racism" and "muh poor oppressed niggers with their DEI unearned government salaries and douchey poor oppressed overpaid nigger jew sports ball careers and rapper celebrities with their poor oppressed high paying salaries"...One may call them selfish and materialistic and it's "muh doer, muh go getter, muh proud work ethic, muh do-pidity of do, and muh money makes the (jewish) world go around"...One may call them morally repulsive and it's "muh dog eat dog" "muh greater good" "muh for society" "muh rat races" (and rat faces) "muh duhgree and muh position allows me to do evil though" "muh that's just how the (jewish) world works though"...And it all runs off them like water off of a ping pong table... (while they follow current thing and / or known traditions and / or jewish systems and / or trendy niggers)But call them (((Judeo NPCs))) and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly realize they're mindless soulless jewy selfish spiteful petty trivial stupid niggerized faggotized piggerized judeo cultural pieces of total utter shit golems, they've been called outYep... Straight White Non Jewish separations, and then separate territories (Racially, Culturally, and Spiritually), probably makes sense.America needs separate " we the peoples" defined, separate territories, individual freedom preserved, then Governments / Piggers / Jews / Niggerjews / Faggots / Reptiles / State Niggers all gone and separated from, and "diversity" (double niggers, niggers) separated from, and ALL forms of "fellow whites" separated from, especially
It's Anna MAY girls not Anna NAY girls, Annies(most are Anna Nays)How the Pies / Properties get made matters, the ingredients / building materials in them, who the Pies / Properties are intended for, and a time and a place to present the Pies / Properties... Otherwise unwanted Pies and abandoned PropertiesSeparate gender bathrooms yes, but private individual bathrooms, with thatIf White Women can't white and can't women then the future will be Post Roastpocalyptic Robocunts... But if the Robocunts come pre-installed with Roastie OS: Jewish Niggerized Cringe NPC Edition... Then right into the TRASH they go with the unwanted GARBAGE BiocuntsIf they have an even slightly crooked nose then they're instantly a negative value to me and aren't wantedYour average Jewish basic bitch NPC is (((Liberal and / or then Neo Con "TRAD" looking for "BRAD" and / or then a good goy tool)))Cringe Roasties, Cringe RoastiesWe only serve Hamburger, Fish Sandwich, or Roast Beef on the Kosher + Halal + Judeo NPC menu...and / or Jewish / Niggerized / Faggot / Cringe / Fake / "alternatives" / "you must want a hot dog then" and (((assumptions)))(((NPCs and / or then "not like other girls")))((("good Christians")))(((Judeo Pagans)))(((Judeo Nationalists)))"Here's your complementary black / brown / non white hardcore nazi poser larper girlfriend... See goy, she hates Jews just like you, too...Whatdaya mean in White?... No white women exist anymore, they all sueasided after choosing Jamals, Shekelbergs, and Piggersteins"(((If you don't want Liberals... Then you want Jewish Conservative Neo Con "TRAD"... blah blah fucking blah "TRAD"... So then "TRAD" blah fucking blah blah "TRAD"...)))... No.I'm UNVAXXED and UNTRUSTING of everyone and everything until completely proven otherwise, especially offline, every white is a "fellow white" until proven otherwise, and all non whites are double niggers, niggers until proven as FRENs, I don't trust governments (at all)
((("Trannies Trannies Trannies"))) say the line NPCsPiggers and Reptiles creating Lbgt are even worse than LbgtSeparate territories for Lbgt... That would include (((government "people"))) and especially, (((most of you NPCs))) to fuck off to those Lbgt territories, Anons(((Trannies are mentally ill from brain fuckery and hormone fuckery... so... they should take toxic poison brain fuckery and hormone fuckery "meds")))(((" blame the vegetarians"))) many ((("need meat"))) scumbags also tainted and caused hormone fuckery with the crops and eggs and dairy,.from excessive meat productionAnd environmental chemicals and pollutionGovernments are also BDSM faggotry by their design
>>544884662>>544884867>>544885330I don't look like that, Anons
>>544887231Don't get what that means but crooked nose on that Anna Nay, Annie
>>544889372>>544884662They keep finding women in my city covered in feces and crying in the street. When questioned, all they say is "he wouldn't stop shitting". Turns out there's a nigger running around time and he poops while he rapes. The Poopy Rapist is what they are calling him. He rapes while he poops, and he laughs about it. His victims are women of all ages and races, he does not discriminate. But Mexican women with beans on the stove are the most common victims
>>544886027Lol AnonFuck Niggers, NiggersFuck Piggers, PiggersFuck Judeo NPCs, NPCsFuck Jews, JewsFuck Boomer Assholes, Boomer AssholesFuck Cringe Roasties, Cringe Roasties
>>544889495Interesting, are you sure it is nigger and not extra shit skin jeet? Do either of these men look familiar?
>>544885903Walking holes shouldn't be armed actually, AnonIf (Cringe) Roasties didn't choose to be Judeo Garbage (((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and didn't choose to support (((Street Thugs / Niggers / Niggerjews / Faggots and endless "diversity" and / or / then State Thugs / State Faggots / Piggers / Reptiles / endless Police States / Jews and Niggerjews))) and could actually *good women*... Then good men naturally protect good women...And naturally protect genuine good communities of mutually good amongst one's own people... Yeah
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>>544884867>>544884910Nigger
>>544884662these "humor threads" are proof that pol is run by unfunny jews with no sense of humor, there is literally never anything funny posted here
>>544889621Duh Chootney Pooture AnonGreet Scot Matari, we got to go Bach, Bach to the Pooture, u r do the jamming, duh chutney poopering golfering, MIT ITT duhgree in jamming from Toronto Canada Can only go to Pooture not duhgree in chootney poopering past, to go pooture sleep on flat device, flat device then sends you 1 - 10 hours into pooture, Matari, don't question my brilliance you stupid madar toad masala turd, Matari
>>544889905Ikr Anon
>>544884910>brevity is the soul of witeven when the left is explaining their memes they can't avoid a text wallnigger
>>544885834Would it be gay for someone to dress up as an undead tranny with a rope around their neck for Halloween?Asking for a friend
>>544889105>She's perfect, saar! :D
>>544890018Duh Chutney Poops, u r duh Masala Chootney Poopering Pootar speedy Poopamadampooshuanu , Raheesh Anon
>>544885922kek. do you also have the other greentext? the one where racist elves calls op retarded and laugh at him or something
>>544890076Alright settle down with this Brat 1uping, I can still do other different super moves that she probably can't though, Anon
>>544890094Lol Anon
>>544884662https://youtu.be/XZHuYhKmSIc?si=xc23jQz4JD1lGjfJ&t=128https://mega.nz/folder/CjxyUTJA#Q9XXWqXg0koaMzZ5KF14Vg
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This board is genuinley worse than Reddit now. What a fucking travesty.
>>544885970nigger is your screen resolution 640x480? i can't read that shit but does the tranny in this walk backwards toward the chud, stay there for a cell, then walk away forward? wtf is going on here?
>>544884722>>544884662you lost, trannies
>>544889495>>544889621>>544889909There's a second type of victim that has been showing up. They are women who he kidnaps and shits upon, but he does NOT rape them. The Abandonados are what we are calling these women. They wake up hungover and covered in poop and then begin crying when they realize they weren't even raped. Basically they are too ugly to rape but not too ugly to be pooped upon. very sad situation
>>544890184dont worry, theyll fix that
>544890354aw That's too bad Enemy At Aid 'cause shit, ((you))'re all wet now.https://files.catbox.moe/2z0x0d.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e544n8.pngX.>544890354
>>544890640There's multiple things wrong with that picture Anon(send her back)
>>544884790Bull fucking shit "the fog is lifting"A new president will end up getting elected and everyone will be right back to being good cattle.
>>544887322This really is a question for the ages. I genuinely can't think of any major popular media from the past 50 years that says "communism bad" and even before that it was government made propaganda and normal art had no such thing.It's always the exact opposite.
>>544889372Sophie pointing to where she wants to burn the coal with big Mike at
>>544885164At this point we can say with confidence that amoebas are smarter than goycattle
>>544891146Mem rurntFuckin mudsharks
>>544884863wait....trannies are just black nationalists!!
>>544888042saar...pls...do not redeem
>>544890076is she that lady that shit herself at the olympics?
>>544884662Obsession by Calvin Klein is a terrible perfume desu
Reminder this will be you if you decide to start going to the gym. Sorry DYELs, it's part of the onboarding
>>544892293>muh arch, muh arch!!Nigger your tits are b-cups and you cannot bench your bodyweight for a single rep
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>>544887493Would, even harder
>>544892177that is perhaps one of the most juxtaposing and unintentionally hilarious things I have seen on 4chan holy shit that is so fucking funny and sad holy fuck
>>544885449>>544885995what did i miss?
>>544892409Cuckening in France.
>>544892293He was warming up, you were maxing out Hence twice the rep speed, foid.
>>544892552>veins literally bursting out side of neck >warming up>pretends it's a girl talking to him on 4chinsCope harder incel
>>544884910tldr
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>>544889393That covers a lot also
>>544889527And this
Anna May girls not Anna Nay girls, AnniesMost are Anna NaysMost are NPCsBlah blah blah Separate gender bathrooms yes... But private individual bathrooms, with that
>>544884662Not by choice, the rulers made them unavoidable so they could hide behind these freaks.
>>544888345The carte électorale is an ID allowing you to vote, dumbass (I know that party is hard for mutt to understand).When you vote in France, you don't color a box with a pencil like a kid in preschool.I get the meaning but the form is lazy
>>544886258That's right CHUD, best of both worlds. No periods for me.
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>>544884662Your pic has it backwards.Trannies are the obsessive ones.Normies try to ignore them.
>>544885449>no mention of kikescertified kosher meme
>>544894467>color a box with a pencil like a kid in preschool.thats how it works here. its all they know about government.
>>544898551You know why?Because outside your echo chamber Full of psychos and weirdos, Israel doesn‘t actually give a shit about you. There is no "Deep state", no "muh Rothschilds rule the world", no Q anon. It‘s just some psycho bullshit you came to believe, because people repeat it here all day, everyday. You are basically the modern version of a pavlov dog and when someone gives you your stimulus, you will drool and wag your tail. Someone will answers "ok rabbi" or "you’re IDF" or any such nonsense and it will trigger some dompamine response. Basically you live in a nightmare you created yourself.Now be a good dog, goon away your brain and answer something antisemitic as you have learned
>>544899261lol either pure NPC, which is common in goymany, or a jew trying his hard for people not to notice they run majority of media and majority of banks worldwide.
>>544892349>most juxtaposingdon’t use words you don’t understand
>>544884662but trannies are always complaining about chuds
>>544884790>muh money Get a fucking job
>>544885922Imagine having a bad trip because you're afraid of the nigger word
>>544892409Some French lady shocked that the brown people were looting and destroying shit while she told them she's on their side so they shouldn't be doing this and they laughed at her
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>>544884662https://voca.ro/1khM9uQ4NHO9https://voca.ro/1khM9uQ4NHO9https://voca.ro/1khM9uQ4NHO9
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>>544884997Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>544884662my honest reaction
>>544901199https://youtu.be/gRdfX7ut8gw?is=6f7n39iUpS3heQoy
>>544885543>infiltrate the siteokay?>open browser>type in 4chan.org>congratz, you infiltrated 4chanmaybe i could make lots of money coaching those people
>>544901199stop trying to make fetch happen, hans
>>544896482You worship the same god as that jew
more songshttps://voca.ro/1hbFvBDDdioNhttps://voca.ro/1hbFvBDDdioNhttps://voca.ro/1hbFvBDDdioN>>544885970do troons believe this? i mean they are delusional to the max, but somehow i still doubt it
>>544901377Delusional to the max means delusional to the max, of course they believe it
>>544891049>be roght back tothe goyim never stop being goyim
>>544901476in a way, their minds are very powerfulimainge looking at this in the mirror and thinking "hmyes, quite a lot of straight men would burn from desire if they see me"
>>544901193As opposed to 20 yo jew-larper
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shut up nigger
>>544902023None of that is antisemitic, retard. And chriggers allowed to serve in the municipal councils in the first place
>>544884910>thoughtful nuance>left
>>544885922mushrooms break the programming, if he had said it, he'd be free. Alas.
>>544884790When I was in college in 2016 a journalist approached me and asked what i thought about the electoral college. I said i was for it, she just walked away. it was funny.
>>544901310kekLindsay Lohan used to be hot.Then she drank, smoked, used drugs, and wrecked herself hard. I miss hot Lindsay Lohan.
>>544884662Flashers don't need to go outside to flash women now, they just have to say they're women and go into women's toilet's/changing areas etc, My 15 yr old niece went to the ladies only to find a man in there with a cubicle door open whilst having a pee, and when he heard her come into the ladies room he turned around and exposed himself full frontal at her. What used to be classed as indecent exposure and unacceptable and illegal, is now considered OK and acceptable and not illegal as long as he say's he's a woman. So we now have "women" exposing themselves to actual women, and don't tell me they never get turned on by it, but yet again women are expected to tolerate this crap.
>>544901203You mean Omar "Empty M16s into Drag Queens" Mateen?
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Imagine having Evola as your wing men“You should ride the tiger and buy tiger I mean leftist arthoes”
Two parter1/2
>>544884997get fucked retard. 52st state before you know it. im gonna fuck u so hard
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The Nazis were far-right fascists who destroyed labor unions, persecuted communists and socialists, and murdered political opponents. Hitler literally purged the party’s left wing.Calling Nazis socialists because of their name is like believing North Korea is democratic because it calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
>>544905450>believing North Korea is democratic because it calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.What seems to be the problem
>>544905026these arrows are very helpful
>>544887493I think she's intentionally making a derpy face and online retards thought it was some kind of gotcha and ran with it for like 12 years at this point.
Going to get shitfaced, try to post funnies so that thread doesn’t die
>>544905556>>544905579>>544905643>>544905668damn this shit is not funny at all
>>544890076not the same without the "'official 4chan photographer" filename
>>544884662Somebody start a good one instead of a pissy faggot humor thread next, please. Fuck I hate when they start one like this because it’s painfully retarded so it moves slower and stays on the catalog forever, preventing an actually good humor thread from taking place.Libshit memes are fine but goddamn please at least try to be funny instead of just taking gay potshots at the actual userbase.
>chunky puddles under children's feet>bodies feeding dogs their soggy meat>i hear kalergi's cattle call>i'll get my visa, board a plane and leave it all>sanjay, bloddy sanjay>sanjay, bloddy sanjay
Help me frens, I'm looking for the picture of pepe holding apu's hand, both have an ice cream cone in their free hand, and both fall to the ground
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>>544884910>Left wing meme>Snappy one linerL to the fucking MAO
>>544905130They are the Godless people.or India, where there is no one true God but many gods, most of whom rape and steal. take your pic.neither believe in the one true divinity and look at how they live.
>>544892177>Take cock>Leave bols
>>544905450>The Nazis were far-right fascists who destroyed labor unions, persecuted communists and socialists, and murdered political opponents. Hitler literally purged the party’s left wing.They also turned a poor and destroyed Germany into an industrial econonic powerhouse in a matter of 7 years. Your precious commie faggots couldn't even keep food on the table.
>>544905450>destroyed labor unions, persecuted communists and socialists, and murdered political opponents. Hitler literally purged the party’s left wing.Wait I'm already a fan of Hitler and 100% support him mate no need to convince me.
>>544905371>>544905434Lern 2 shoop
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