Hitler(newly elected) has just been teleported into your bedroom. You have 1 hour to conversate with him and warn him of what's to come in the following years. How do change history?
We have to make our own future. Enough daydreams, eglin faggot
and our future is to serve israel, miga!
Tell him to stop the communist red Republicans from getting any power
let me tell you something hitler…fuck he just shot himself
>>544886796Show him his true god:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>544886796Why are Americans like this.The word is "converse".FFS. Retards.
>>544888546the world speaks americanget over it
>>544886796Hitler what’s goody fooooo!!!!! Mann you know how many laws they made cuz of yo crazy ahhh. Are you cool now?? The was a tough character for you to play but damn, YOU DID THAT.
i don't even speak german. i'd just show him my retro game collection
>>544888546You confuse s with z in your words. So shut the fuck up you white nigger.
I'd give him a little bit of my meth first since I'm a good host. Then I'd be like yo Hitler - let's read through your wikipedia to see where things went wrong. You should probably send spies to go kill churchill and eisenhower. Here's the exact day they cracked the enigma machine. And finally I'd explain how drones and lasers work so he can use them as weapons
>>544886796> Don't build battleships, build U-boats.> Kill everyone at Dunkirk, no matter the cost.> Don't stop bombing UK airfields. Take the losses and end the RAF.> Japan will attack the US. Deny knowledge and don't declare war on the US no matter what.> Go all in on the Me-262 and other jet aircraft.> An implosion-type nuclear bomb works by surrounding a hollow or sub-critical ball of radioactive metal (like plutonium) with normal chemical explosives, which go off all at once to squeeze the metal super-tight so it rapidly splits atoms and causes a massive explosion. > Don't invade the Soviet Union until you have mastered the above. When you do, wipe it out entirely. Next 58 minutes I spend showing him cool memes.
>>544886796tell him "shalom" then say "yes, the third temple will be built in Israel. all thanks to you"
>>544889023The only correct answer.
I would suggest him to genocide turksThats it
>>544889023Mein Führer,Wir haben eine Entdeckung gemacht, die den Krieg mit einem einzigen Schlag beenden kann: die Atombombe (oder Uranbombe).Das Prinzip basiert auf der Kernspaltung von schweren Elementen wie Uran-235 oder einem neuen, künstlichen Element, dem Plutonium. Bei einer gewöhnlichen Bombe reagieren nur chemische Stoffe. Bei dieser Waffe jedoch spalten wir die Atomkerne selbst, wodurch Millionen Mal mehr Energie freigesetzt wird als bei herkömmlichem Sprengstoff.Um eine solche Explosion auszulösen, nutzen wir das Implosionsverfahren:• Der Kern (Der Spaltstoffkern): Im Zentrum der Waffe befindet sich eine hohle Kugel aus Plutonium. In ihrem normalen Zustand ist sie stabil (unterkritisch) und explodiert nicht.• Die Sprengstofflinsen (Die Sprengstofflinsen): Diese Kugel wird präzise von einer Hülle aus hochentwickelten, konventionellen chemischen Sprengstoffen umgeben. Diese sind wie Linsen geformt.• Die Kompression (Die Implosion): Wenn wir diese äußeren Sprengstoffe auf die Mikrosekunde genau gleichzeitig zünden, explodieren sie nicht nach außen, sondern lenken die Wucht nach innen. Eine perfekte, symmetrische Schockwelle schlägt auf den Plutoniumkern ein.• Die Kettenreaktion (Die überkritische Masse): Durch den enormen Druck wird das Metall extrem stark komprimiert. Die Atome werden so dicht zusammengepresst, dass eine unaufhaltsame, exponentielle Kettenreaktion ausgelöst wird. Innerhalb von Millionsteln einer Sekunde spalten sich Trillionen von Atomen und erzeugen eine Hitze, die heißer ist als das Zentrum der Sonne, und eine Druckwelle, die eine ganze Großstadt sofort vernichtet.Wer diese Technologie zuerst meistert, wird die absolute Weltherrschaft erlangen.
>>544886796I don't know German and I don't think he knows English that well. I would suck his dick to make him gay.
>>544889368Is your head game that great?
>>544886796they're going to blame you for trying to kill them all and conquer the world. you have 12 years to get it done. get started
>>544886796Your hatred of Slavs is misplaced. Aryans originated in Siberia. Ally with Stalin permanently and focus on invading Africa. Comply with Stalin's plan to create a Jewish Autonomous Oblast in Manchuria. Focus on bleaching Africa by having your soldiers impregnate their women out of wedlock. Aim to bleach Africans until they look more like Arabs. Jews won't be a threat ever again once they're in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast, because most of them will abandon their own race in favor of a babyfaced East Asian spouse if they get the chance. Don't ally with Arabs or Iranians, just bomb the Temple Mount and Mecca to ash. Don't attack Britain, just defend your west coast as sustainably as possible. Push for your followers to convert to Buddhism and tell them Jesus was actually a Buddha. Use marijuana, not meth. Use a star of david alongside the swastika and accuse jews of stealing the symbol from aryans, as this will confuse everyone. Instead of calling people "subhuman", call them "opportunities for systemic whitening". Drop the term "master race" and say "leader race" instead. Veganism is stupid, stop being vegan, it makes you weak. Switch from blackletter to highly-legible cursive (not kurrent). Move your capital city to Trondheim
>>544890581kek
>>544890739Based
>>544886796I flunked out of the introductory German class in high school.We're totally fucked.
>>544890581lel
