Slavery reinstated edition>Official resultshttps://resultados.tse.jus.br/oficial/app/index.html>Place your betshttps://polymarket.com/event/brazil-presidential-election>Latest pollshttps://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pesquisas_de_opinião_para_a_eleição_presidencial_no_Brasil_em_2026#Segundo_turno>Live coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H06jLK6oeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO6zooFHVFIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gRTiQYxhOg
Lula is the most antisemitic leader in the world.
Based
>>544892720is this right or left wing propaganda I can't tell
>>544892929
Could Jair be pardoned if Flavio wins?
I'm from the deep northeast
Cariocabros Lula is using HAARP against us
You guys heard Greta! If you vote for Bolsonaro, you support Netanyahu, Trump, and the destruction of the planet.
>>544892797Can someone please explain to me why Brazilians care so much about g*za?Don't you guys have your own problems, or is this just nigger solidarity?
>>544893192>Can someone please explain to me why Brazilians care so much about isr*el>Don't you guys have your own problems, or is this just nigger solidarityDo you get it now
>>544892797Hail to the King.
STOP THE COUNT
>>544892929Right, but really dumb
>>544893377This scares me so much Japan’s results come out in an hour, and if they’re not good, I’m going to start panicking.
>>544893163Imagine if it was her sister saying this
>>544893014He's copying the Trump playbook. Including freeing the Jan 6th rioters.
>>544893274Nope. Still don't get it.p*lestine doesn't export anything other than terrorism, Israel exports highly desirable weapon systems, politically speaking, the only interest in supporting the former could come from pleasing angry retards.
>>544893192>>544893192The opposition flies Israeli flags all the time because many are evangelicals, so it's only natural that they end up supporting Palestine.
>it's daaaa joooswhy are macacos like this?
>>544893192Heh, the jews' conundrum.He hates all goyim right wingers and wants to support commies, but commies need to virtue signal against Israel, so the jew is stuck between a rock and a hard place.
>>544893192You wouldn't get it.
>>544893857We don't hate right wingers, actual right wingers, not natsoc who are by definition leftists.Israel has no problem with healthy nationalism.
>>544894019That's a fine foot to be stepped on with
>>544893608
>>544893857Being a jeet is already complicated enough for you to pick being muslim as well
>>544893377>deixe seu celularDo they really confiscate your phone? That is nuts, it's literally school tier
>>544894600They don't, they have you leave your phone somewhere less than a meter away while you vote.
RACHAREMOS
Why do you use voting machines? In Germany we don't do that
>>544895174 Official answer would be "muh innovation and efficiency".
>>544893192Who's winning on Tuesday?
>>544893192Leftists love Palestine.The political right tends to be pro Israel. Evangelicals/Favelados (basically the same, 80-90% of blacks and mestizos in Brazil) are heavily pro Israel because muh neo-pentecostalism
>>544895174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>544892720praise trumpo
>>544895174Brazil is literally all of Europe put together.Electronic ensures everyone, even in the deepest jungle, can vote properly.
>>544895881Why don't you use it then if you're even bigger?
>>544896041Most of Canada is barren. The biggest cities are all by the USA border.
>>544895881>>544896172the vast majority of our population is at the coast
>>544896172t. sundere 51st State
>>544896347We have nowhere else to go
>>544896172Fat bloodsucking tick
I was talking with a leftist and was trying to reason with them if they compromised even a little on public security, recognized it as a problem, took steps to reverse favelaization, they could probably easily win this election in a landslide. Do the same thing Sheinbaum did, compromise a bit and reverse some of the excesses of AMLO instead of being a far flung ideological leftoid. But no. They just can't do it.
>>544897874Kek based
>>544898170Brazilian leftists are the worst imo
>>544899061theyll never learn tooruas won in the first round here in rio and i heard absolutely zero self reflection and they just continued bleating about muh bolsonaro is gonna off blacks and bring back the dictatorship
Imagine being Janja in this election and having to be all like "damn, Lula, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your geriatric body and horrific botox'd monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as first lady and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 22 voting army or police officer in her husband's triplex. Like seriously imagine having to be Janja and not only sit in that chair while Mula flaunts his disgusting cachaceiro gut in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, rally after rally, hour after hour, while he perfected that populist speech. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on his campaign tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LULA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to lay in a bed and watch his decrepit fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of german and italian sulistas, and later alleged tupi-guaranis, for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Paraná. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his balding head as he wipes it to gesture suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "presidential (for that is what he calls himself)" figure, the presidency he worked so hard for with personal doleiros in the previous governments. And then Mula calls for you to change his diaper, and you know you could kill every nordestino at his rally before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Janja. You're not going to lose your luxury trips over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Who are you gringos rooting for?
>>544899446Emperor Lula.
>I was talking with a leftist Big mistake.
>>544899471I think that either way he already lostIf he wins he's probably getting impeached as soon as congress can find an excuse, and if that doesn't happen, he's not going to rule, opposition has a near constitutional amendment majority in CongressAnd if he loses, well, he loses
>>544899566You had the same cope 4 years ago. The left increased it's base in congress. The ones who lost were seats were other right wing parties to PL.
>>544899566>as soon as congress can find an excuse,Reminded me that the only time the right attempted an impeachment was when he spoke ill of israel kek
>>544900689Centrão lost space, the right will have the biggest bench it ever hadIt would be ungovernable for Lula, which I actually prefer since the four STF appointments would need to be compromises, but with a Bolsonaro victory he will just send four lapdogs with no resistanceI'm expecting a 52x48 Bolsonaro victory when rounding>>544900818Bolsionismo
Reminder before you vote. :)
>>544892720Eu tô fugindo dessa merda e um PERUANO vem passar essa merda na minha cara
>>544901198>Fugindo de política no /pol/(ítica)Burrão você hein
>>544895174It's easier to defraud in case of threats to democracy like stopping the tyranny of conservatives winning overwhelmingly because no one can stand progressists stealing anymore, or the othe way around
>>544901274Eu tô fugindo de política brasileira, eu não preciso ver política brasileira porque o que acontece hoje aqui é o que aconteceu 2-4 anos atrás nos EEUU e na Europa mas com semi-analfabeto e coroné na liderança
>>544899340Do you think she will throw a fit after being reduced to a nobody once the election ends?According to insiders, Lula is basically her sock puppet and only listens to her nowadays, but Lula is losing all his cards and might get thrown into the bin after this election. No one likes her and she's just around because it's the only way to make Lula comply
>>544899446Lula, I like clean air and a functional oceanic current system. But I also don't want Neymar brutalized in federal prison, so I hope Trump gives him asylum
>>544901198Você não é melhor que os indíos boluditos, favelilzon cleitilson.
>>544901851Based Americabro.
Time to go out to vote and take out a few evangelical votes on the way.
>>544901903>leftists using gigachadyou really cant come up with anything, can you? Just like the british nigga said: evil can't create, only destroy.
Can someone explain Brazil politics on the map for me?What goes on in the south that's different from the north? What goes on in that one blue area in the north?
>>544902073any brazilian map is basically a race/culture map. red is more african/native and blue is more european, both in race and in culture, which means even white people in the red areas have non european culture.
>>544902073Whites live in the South.Mixed race live in the center.Blacks are to the East.Natives in the North.
>>544901390>EEUUVocê não é brasileiro
>>544902073The south carries the whole country on it's backThat very blue very northern state got a million nigger imports from the neighbouring shitholes and the people are tired of them
>>544901879Falou, cria de apartamento que acha que é burguês>>544902239Eu aprendi isso com o PCO, você que é um filho da puta sem costume
>>544902363>Eu aprendi isso com o PCOAinda bem que disse isso. Hide no viadinho
>>544902363Você é burrão mesmo, tava certo na primeira kkkkk
>>544892720I miss /brap/ - BRAzilian Politics General.
>>544892720Soon total domination of LATAM will be complete, and I couldn't be any happier
>>544899471>>544901851kys leftoids
>>544902593Total chud victory.
>>544902679You globalist bitches sicken me
>>544902073The blue part is relatively richer than the red part so they think they are hot shit aryan ubermenschen (they are still dirt poor brownoids by the standards of any first world country)
>>544902758t. merdestino
As much as I disagree with 99% of things he does, I have not seen any evidence as to how voting for Lula won't just lead to more censorship and internet bans.>inb4 but the right wingers in congress voted for it!!!!Yeah, and Lula literally promised he'd do more of it in his plans. I'm not gonna vote for more fucking privacy invading laws.
Trump nuke Brazil o algo
>>544902719matate araukANO
>>544902817Bolsonaro literally stored brazilians data in israel and flávio will bring in american and israeli survailance state to every capital.
>>544892797True. It's kikes and their puppets vs Lula the Jesus.Even here in this thread kikes seethe at him.
>>544903253He's going to bring Flock cameras, yes, but Lula will definitely bring on more felca law bullshit. You people love to spam "Israel Israel Israel israel" like Lula isn't doing just as bad in a different direction
godspeed brazil anons! don't let your country be sold off, being a burger puppet is a thankless job ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )
>>544903480>o lula hipotéticoJust saying that if you're against surveillance state maybe you should consider voting against the candidate that is openly pro online surveilance and is a puppet of big tech survailance companies.
I really hate countries whose elections last multiple rounds, france does this shit too.I feel like there should be one big vote and winner takes all like america
>>544903889You have 24 hours to go back to plebbit or be charged a fine of 500k
>>544903967It's very annoying specially when you know that so far every single first place in the first turn won the run off anyway>>544903889É para votar nulo então né
>>544903889>hipoteticoMaldito ele literalmente passou a lei e fala que vai passar mais, não tem nada hipotetico disso
>>544892720Pocket vs Squid round 2. Let's go.
GAS GAS GAS
>>544903847It's better than being a China puppet
>>544901903Man, hypotethical Lula and hypotethical Bolsonaro look cool as fuck. Sadly they both gay and pozzed.Caiado should have won. Bring back countryside agro supremacism
>>544892720>election>in a dictatorship
>>544904336The USSR had elections So does North Korea
>>544901274ô jênio o /pol/ é de "politically incorrect" e não política. Da próxima vez use o cérebro, ele está na sua cabeça pra isso.
>>544903480LATAM deserves the most despotic and talmudic surveillance until every single gang member/cartel member, pro-indigenous people and every other dysgenic types are jailed or killed
>>544904450>politica(lly incorrect)Cheque mate
it wont matter if flavio wins, even if he wins he will just kneel to the jews and israel, and he will probably do some stupid shit like sell the rainforest to some tech oligarch to install data centers.Lula seems old and should have mentored a successor, if he loses i picture some sort of power vacuum on the Brazilian left as they fight to become the next generation of leftoid
I wouldn't want to be elected to a presidency in the next few years, shits going to get very grim
>>544904603>it wont matter if flavio wins, even if he wins he will just kneel to the jews and israel, and he will probably do some stupid shit like sell the rainforest to some tech oligarch to install data centers.Good
>>544904603>Lula seems old and should have mentored a successorHe did, Fernando Haddad, but his successor is a charisma black hole
>>544904636A wild bong appears and drops some wisdom.
lula will steal it, he is a thief after all.
>>544904798half tuga actually
LET'S GO FAZ O L KRL
>>544904973My condolences
I VOTED 13 AS YOU SHOULD I DRAGGED MY GRANDMOTHER ALL THE WAY TO THE BOOTH AND TOLD HER IF SHE WANTS TO EAT I BETTER HEAR THAT BLIM BLIM BLIM BLIM AS SHE DOES THE L
>>544903480Yet you think worshiping jews is better. If lula is no better how is it better to go for a jew worshiping ticket? Are you sure you are real capable of thought and not just a NPC? That's why they call you cattle. Both are jew puppets, there's no right or left, but obviously voting the off the deep end and just going "well, I guess I love jews because left is also jew and it's no better, I want jew harder" is some automaton unhuman no logic bullshit. Just vote no one or go for the one not preaching Israel and Jews First. It's not that hard, it's the same script eveywhere. When you discuss with a leftist, liberal or rightwing, you don't discuss all the useless talking points theater, you bring up the jew factor which then there will be no discussion to be had because nobody want to step out of the illusion, talk about the masters and flip the table. They rather want to follow the allowed given talk points and follow the programming.
ELEIÇÃO É MACUMBA
THE GAME IS ON BOYS
Voted for BolsonaroGet REKT macacommies lulaniggers
>>544905172And I dragged my grandma so I could NULL your vote bitch ass nigger
Flávio wins with 54%
>>544904198China is across the world from you bro. Even if they tried to mess with your life, it would take the Chinese a lot more effort doing so.America is in your backyard and they can send soldiers or bombers much faster.
>>544905220Screenshot worthy or just coming out of your arse?
>>544905396It's gonna be a Lula victory.Bolsonaros have never won against the squid.
>>544905172Mashiro cute
>>544905396I’m confident in it
>>54490539654% is a stretch, 52% is very plausible
>>544905463
>>544905571
Monkeys will vote for the Zionist/American puppet of course, like all their monkey relatives in South America
My money is on retard leftists who sucked jewish Marx cock for 100+ years are disposable nowadays and the kosher right wing will win. Next, all gold reserves go to London and all resources will go to Blackrock jewish mafia. Water first.
>>544905657most catholics voted bolsonaro btw
>>544905480Squids do have their ways to get into people's pockets. Unless Pocket can conjure a Fire spell.
>>544905331You are making the opposite argument that you think you areBy this axiom it's better to be friendly to the US than China, as China does not pose a credible threat while the US doesCuba aligned with the opposite superpower to the US and look how well they did
>>544903847PCO, the only pro-hamas brazillian party encouraged everyone to not vote for Lula. The Duginist movement here has also declared they'll vote for Bolsonaro. Retarded lefties burnt so many bridges they're now paying the price lol
>>544902073White people vs Mongrels/Blacks
>>544905809>Cuba aligned with the opposite superpower to the US and look how well they didFidel lived for 90 years and told America to go to hell. Not once could America stop him.
>>544902192Yeah, pretty much this.
>>544905463se eu vejo na rua eu estupro
>>544905809It seems to me most governments are basically playing China and the US off each other anyway, whatever their ideological flavour
>>544905923>FidelAnd the average Cuban?
>>544905923Chang pls go
>>544906003Better to be independent than a zog slave.
>>544905657Both are Zionist/American puppet, genius.I'm voting for whatever I think is worse in the hopes of accelerationism birthing a Machiavellian Warlord.Which is to say, I voted for Lula.Hope HAS to be destroyed. People CAN'T think that anything can be solved through democracy. People NEED to be disillusioned with the democratic process.
>>544905720imbeciles belonging to a shity modern church are not Christians. For centuries, jews accused Christians of pogroming them. What changed, from pogroms to worship? fake Christianity, that changed. How favelados satanists voooted?
I cry today they Son of corrupt got the votes of this zionised subnormals
>>544906061Hilarious when first worlders say it's better to live in misery than in the westWhy don't you move to Cuba? North Korea? Hell, even China?Why stay in zog controlled Canada? Because it's comfortable and you don't want to live in misery? Oh okay, yeah
>>544906039Palestinians live next door to a bully but they still refuse to bow to the Jews. Never underestimate the human spirit.
>>544906067>accelerationism birthing a Machiavellian Warlordif you're brown, you can live to see it. jeeccelerationism means kill all Whites then deal with the outcome: mass famine, intercity inter sectors in a city ethnic wars etc. jews just think they can survive that with some brown slaves and robotics.
>>544906161Land belongs to whoever can take and defend it.Arabs so far have shown they can't do either
>>544906157>Why stay in zog controlled Canada? Because it's comfortable and you don't want to live in misery? Oh okay, yeahHave you seen the news? America wants to annex my country and they're mad we haven't fought Iran. It's not all roses up here, but I'm still doing my part to resist the ZOG.
>>544906233
>>544906067This is probably the only way out but more PT governments would also reduce the country to Congo tier and devaluate our money to Weimar levels until druglords raided the crongess and took control of the country. I'm not up for sacrificing myself in a Cambodian revolution like that for some abstract sense of sovereign so far up in Maslow's hierarchy. Literally first world problems you think might be solved by becoming fourth world
>>544892720So, what's the status?
>>544906313Reminder, Bolsonaro will handover Brazil to Israel, just like Argentina did.
>>544906261Lol, lmao even
>>544906161nice take Suckdeep. thing is, you did not took it was handed over to you and defended by shit poolice libtards and mossad infiltrated jewcret jewrvices.
>>544894600They jusk you to leave it at a desk like a meter away from you so you don't take pictures or video of your votes
Everybody down here should just accept the reality that our countries are fake, any type of nationalism is just a form of cargo cult from our European roots, and just balkanize or be rolled into the US.The idea of independence and sovereignty only belongs to those of pure races
>>544906392Both will, just at lower pace >>544905688
>>544906355You don't have to sacrifice yourself. Just move into a gated community and wait for the retards to destroy themselves.If Brazil gets handed to Israel, they're going to track your every movement. That's impossible to escape.
>>544906233Well, I'm very unfortunately not.Then again, I won't stay in Brazil to watch it burn. I'll leave. There's nothing left here for me. There's no in group to which I belong to. I'm here against my will and I hate everyone and everything in here. No micro-culture, no micro-group that's tolerable. Every single one of my friends left and for good fucking reason.Brazil will never improve solely in function of being full of Brazilians, so I hope it dies. The ideas are irrelevant. The education is irrelevant.
>>544906664>Then again, I won't stay in Brazil to watch it burn. I'll leaveLol of course you can afford seeing the country be reduced to favelas. No different from upper class Lula voters living in yurop at all
>>544906355>more PT governments would also reduce the country to Congo tier and devaluate our money to Weimar levels until druglords raided the crongess and took control of the countryI mean, that's exactly what I want, so all is good.>I'm not up for sacrificing myself in a Cambodian revolution like that for some abstract sense of sovereign so far up in Maslow's hierarchy. Literally first world problems you think might be solved by becoming fourth worldNeither do I, which is why I'll GTFO the fuck out of here.>>544906582>Just move into a gated communityThere is no gated community in Brazil that's worth your time. I would know, because I already live in the middle of nowhere in a gated condominium away from everything and people still play funk putaria estouradasso, people still are loud, smelly, stupid, retarded and criminally inclined and running away from urban centers didn't get me away from the Comando Vermelho. Both nights before the first and second turns were characterized by gangsters' gunshots.Nowhere is tolerable. Everything is unmistakably Brazil. There's nothing left for me anymore. Eu não aguento mais. Intankável.
>>544906109Favelados in Brazil are 99% neopentecostalists. Even the drug dealers, the favela's "warlords" are neopentecostalists.
>>544906920>Nowhere is tolerable. Everything is unmistakably Brazil. There's nothing left for me anymore. Eu não aguento mais. Intankável.If Lula wins, my country will send you guys lots of foreign aid. Use that money and build yourself a fortress in the Amazon.
>>544905720 goy cattle like you is so fucking psyoped you don't eve know
>>544906664There's no such thing as a Brazilian imo. Everyone is completely different state to state. The only solution is the complete balkanization. Won't happen though
>>544907147>If Lula wins, my country will send you guys lots of foreign aid.keep your crap, faggotwe hate commies now
>>544906897I have absolutely no remorse or sad feeling over knowing that my actions will lead to the suffering and death of countless Brazilian families.Gentlemen, I despise each and every single one of you.To be precise, the majority of you are my enemies.It doesn't matter how manu policies are made trying to reform it, it will never get better. We're all in Brazil after all.There's nothing left but to overthrow the government.Scrap and scrap: destroy all there is.https://youtu.be/uJpd3rmd-NE
>economy is fucked>both candidates just avoided the theme because they all know shit is completely fuckedIt doesn't matter who wins, I promise you, it will get very ugly, very fast.Keep in mind Lula was telling people to not buy groceries if its too expensive and to not worry about criminals killing people over phones.
>>544906920Oh, are you from Rio de Janeiro? In that case the only solution is the complete (nuclear) obliteration. There's no solution for Rio anymore. It's like Europe or US: it's over.
>>544906920Also, bonus points if you claim to be an oppressed women. We'll send double payments for that.
>>544906067>accelerationism
>>544907399Yeah, that. You get it.>>544907414Send nukes instead. And I don't mean in the Enéas sense.
