So I'm not washing my hair anymore. Apparently you're not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. "Dead Sea minerals."Oh. Interesting.So I'm standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved. How did that happen? I wanted clean hair. I didn't ask for a strategic partnership.And the instructions? "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."Repeat? For how long? What's the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You're just supposed to keep doing it. Forever.Then my wife says, "Tucker, please. You smell."I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn't address a single one of my questions. She went straight to the personal attack. That's what they do when they're losing.Look, I'm not against washing hair. I'm against mandatory American participation in washing hair.If Netanyahu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.Until then, the oils stay.
>>544896611don't wash your dick
>>544896611so how am I supposedto shower then? Should I wear one of those weird plastic beanies? or do I let my hair get wet
>>544896611Double checked, glorious shit post.
Don't shower period.I have accumulated so much butt cheese I could kill you all with a single whiff
>>544896665One off
>>544896611Shame POO. Its literally in the name, Chud bros.
>>544896611hair?
>>544896665Hilarious that i can tell you have a height around 150cm just by that comment alone. You tilt your upper body little guy
>>544896611Feel free to use basic soap, but that will kill your hair.Shampoo includes all kinds of shit specifically not to kill / dry the fuck out of your hair.But you should not use jewish giga concoctions either and generally by washing your hair you are stripping natural oil layer that protects your hair. Alternative is unfortunately going around with "dirty / oily" hair and there is nothign you can do about it
>>544896611You can make your own shampoo
