Japan just created cure for cancer. What about you ?
>>544902103Bump
Just one type of cancer btw and in one persons cellsIt's not a cure.
>>544902103I pirated manga and anime. Feels great knowing some jap cuck is working like a slave for a bowl of rice while living in a 2x2 cuckpod to make manga and anime for me to download and watch it freely
>>544902103post the original paper
>>544902103Wow new potential cure for cancer in the news, must be a day that ends in OP is a faggot
>>544902103>japanese meds>teaching seppuku at cellular level
>>544902103If chinks did this then we would have shills made 100+ threads on /pol/ already
>>544902103Based
Yeah I saw this same thing in Patlabor Wasted 13
Just lock yourself in a carbon monoxide chamber for a few hours. Cancer cells in your body die off when starved of oxygen.
>>544902282Kek
>>544902103Oh oh, jews are not gonna be happy with this.
>>544902282We all know you don’t do anything fun or interesting chang you just sit around seething all day lol
>>544902393GOOD MOOOORNING SAAAAAR
>>544902337https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-026-77616-8
Marlboro bros, we won.
>>544902103Cuba did that first.
all cancer cells produce CO?
>>544902103That is interestingcould you please link the soruce?
>>544902393Chink shills only bump anti-Japanese threads
>>544902485>>544902536>>544902337>https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-026-77616-8Thank you! I'll ready it right away!
>>544902103That sounds antisemenistic.
>>544902103we'll see if it works. I work in biochemistry so I've seen this approach a lot of times already - you use a poison, put it into an inactive form, make sure that some molecule or receptor which gets overexpressed by cancer cells activate it, and then hope for the best.sadly, the transition from a petri dish to an animal is a pretty hard one that usually filters most of these approaches out again because they don't work in vivo
>>544902103>killed cancer>in a laba lot of things do thatthe hard part is finding a way that works in human beings that doesn't also kill the infected humanleaving healthy cells alone is a good *sign* but I'll believe it when I see italso, today I watched baseball (still am, in another tab) and played pokemon cards
>>544902499Kek
>>544902103They are obviously zainichi Koreans
>>544902103Doubt it. It's literally impossible to create a single cure for "cancer," as there are many different types of cancer. Not with our current level of technology, I'm afraid. Maybe in the 2100s.
>>544902471Chinks and jeets just need to fuck all ready and quit pussy footing around and get off by board
>>544902103>
>>544902485> gaijin and jeets built Japanyappari...
>>544902485actual nothingburgerbasically a tech demo of how to scrape a minor benefit out of a system which is fundamentally inadequate for the task at handa cool tech demo, sure, but no reason to pursue it over the other major cancer treatment avenues
>>544902103That’s cool bro. Congrats.You still have a very very very long way to go to catch up.
>>544902103>>544902103I've just solved cancer, world hunger, homelessness, the jewish question and many other issues.where's my nobel price?
>>544902103BITCH WE HAVE LIKE DIFFRENT CURES FOR (((CANCER))) AND ALL OF THEM ARE SUPPRESSED. YOUR CURE WILL BE BOUGHT BY (((GLOBOHOMO))) AND WONT BE USED TO CURE SHIT.
>>544902825turns out ambarra is not a jeet name but indog. interesting
>>544902825But it goes by the lead researcher and country funding the research VPNer Kek cope
>>544902216it was a cure for that one person...
>>544902832no cure for your ass cancer
It's an old meme, but always fits well whenever you see anything like this.
>>544903050Only china #1 can do it
>>544902649>your cancer is cured, but you are now Korean“No thanks”
>>544902375lol, came here to pretty much say this. even the cancer cells in japan want to kill themselves
beat me to it. Meanwhile I was stuck in captcha Hell asdjkflasöjkldfölajksdföjklasdf
>>544902462They actually will be How long until the scientists die in a plane crash and Mark Zuckerberg takes it to market?
>>544903050>NOOOOO NIPPON NUMBER ONE>HOW DARE YOU ANALYSE SCIENCEdon't you have anime to draw for me? their own conclusion is "hey we sort-of-kinda did something, some other lab please foot the bill for further work on this tech for us". I will give you a piece of inside knowledge into the industry, use of terms like "modest" when referring to your primary target outcome it means it was a waste of money and you are desperately trying to spin how it wasn't in a way that is not a blatant lie
>>544902103I'm working on a new belief system paradigm that hybridizes different existing political systems as isolated neutral mechanical systems of levers and pulleys organized into a 3D sphere instead of the rudimentary 2D axes currently used. I'm also investigating novel uses for the new copper sandwich state that was discovered recently. I'm happy for Japanese scientists doing fine work. Keep it up guys.
>>544902103Shame about what happened to those scientists, may they rest in peace.
>>544902103I cooked my lentils with a hokaido pumpkin
Kek chinks in here fuming lol
>>544902103no one will ever be able to cure me
>>544902103>>544902168>>544902216>>544902282>>544902337>>544902344>>544902375cancer is a fungus that baking soda or thc kill with ease. its why food is packed with as much fungus feeding sugars as possible.
>>544902103Into the memory hole in 3... 2... 1...
>>544904677what level of schizophrenia is this
>>544902485>>544902103now we need to tell to jews that we don't need mRNA to get rid of a cancer
