but he didnt have enough horns to shoot. only 2000ft from where im at there are no restrictions on their horns. thanks dumpf
>>544907636Its a trap, that deer has a cock and has been a man it's entire life kek
>>544907636I dislike suffering. I dont know why you like it.
>sits still in a tree>"look dad im hunting!!!"
Follow deer, he has frens
>>544907678>>544907678i like deer meat and am a good shot so there is minimal suffering. im also wearing my flektarn camo
>>544907678>I dislike suffering >posts on 4chanI don't believe you.>>544907636good luck cleetus
>>544907928how do you like your prions?
>>544908024>>544908024its the last day of black powder season, i will take all the luck i can get>>544908073no cwd here, how are you prions vaxxcattle?
>>544907928>Foreign flagHope you get mauled by a bear or shot to death by accident
>>544907636Imagine hunting on public land.
>>544908199it was $19 at sportsmans guide. very good quality for the price, i wish i bought more
>>544908073>Muh heckin cwdWow it's literally nothing Just cook the meat a little longer to be on the safe side
>>544908213there are rules for private land where i live, last year you faggots accused me of killing bambi
>>544908335Just don’t listen to them? Fuck it’s still muzzle but I might go out and hunt with my ar. Just wait a min before shooting again.
>>544907636You've been hunting for like a week now, bro.You still haven't nailed anything?
>>544908383you have to call and check the deer, im always afraid the game warden will come investigate that i was legally hunting. i dont want to get in trouble.
>harming animals for pleasuresociopathic shitskin detected
>>544907928muzzle loader because your nigger ass is a felon who just wants to kill things
>>544908513I just do my check in online. Wardens are gonna be checking everywhere.
>>544908450its only my 2nd time out this year. been busy/too hung over
>>544908519it's shitskins and fat jewish faggots in america
>>544908613i dont have an email so i cant check online, i call the 1-800 number>>544908606rifle will open in a couple weeks, i will make threads then with my rifle
>>544908606>a wild nigger appears!Educate yourself or stay in your lane subhuman
>>544908743My state has an app. So I just lie on it but say I killed a deer legally.
>>544907636>his innawoods has cell service NGMI. Those deer are probably full of toxic industrial waste
>horns lolSeriously though, good luck huntingbro
>>544908330That's not how prion diseases work. It's not salmonella, you can't cook it out of the meat.
What kind of limp dicked faggot hunts deer without antlers? Some shit hunter who sucks his own dick while watching anime porn. That's you OP, a fucking pathetic excuse for a man trying to brag on some man baby image board about killing deer that have no business being killed. Be a real man, hunt mature bucks who've already passed on their genes. Can't find one? That's because you're a literal cock addicted faggot nigger lover, that's why. Get the fuck of 4Chins, you lazy disgusting homosexual nigger, and go hunt. Go hunt a real buck, with real antlers, go be a real man instead of this panty wearing shade of a man you've become.Seriously. STFU you literal child whining about how you can't kill some deer without antlers, you beclown yourself to the Nth degree faggot, basta. inb4, "it's muh antlerless season" AKA cuck season for homosexual faggots who need a special season to hunt baby dear and lady dear because they are too limp dicked to bag a buck, you know....like a real man.
OP keeps making this thread like the faggot he is.
>>544908985Doe does taste better
>>544908335>there are rules for private land where i liveLike besides needing permission to hunt on private land?Deer are going through about 25 pounds of corn a night at my place right now. I feed heavily during hunting season to keep them close so they stay away from hunters. My neighbors are old and dont hunt anymore so there's 2-3 square miles where theyre safe.
>>544908073during deer season there's testing places everywhere in every small town
>>544907678the deer will die anyway. it will either die a swift death from a hunter, or it will die a more miserable death from a bear or cougar or starvation or parasitic infection. if you were a deer, you would prefer to be shot. this also removes an animal from factory farming because the hunter eats the meat. you are a moron who cant think past the immediate present.
>>544909021but doe does are extinct
>>544908916Nta but my nearest town is less than 250 people and cell service in town is 1x or nothing.At my hunting cabin a few miles away I have 5gLTE. Its on a hill and has better range.
>>544908151>>544908330cwd is everywhere where deer are, and I'm pretty sure cooking does nothing to it>>544909081you bring your take to them or how does it work?
stay hydrated
>>544908985>Be a real man, hunt mature bucksthe whole thread is about the buck was too small.>>544909035>25lbs of corn a nightall my neighbors do that, they spend $200+/month on corn to feed deer year round. i just put a bag or two out a week before the season opens.
>>544907693Kek they fashion themselves as “rugged” sitting in a tree hut staring at their phones
>>544907928are you muzzle loading?
>>544909209you drop off a chunk piece of meat and they test it and send you the results. i never do it though>>544909216hunting + booze = jail
>>544909209yeah I'm not really sure how it works but I've seen them all over, little pop up parking lot things similar to the covid pop up test sites and signs advertising CWD testing
>>544908519you're an idiot who doesn't understand the basics of how hunting works. read this:> policyimprovements.wordpress.com/hunting
>>544908985>who hunts deer without antlers?People who want the meat and not just sport hunting for something to hang on the wall.My state bag limit is 12 total- Max 2 antlered and one of those antlered has to be 4 points or more or a 15" or greater spread.Max 10 non-antlered.
>>544907636that's a dog, nice try
>>544907636White trash. The more immigrants the better.
>>544909404geez, i can only get 6 total, 2 antlered
>>544909354>hunting + booze = jailNot in my state.Its 100% legal "to drink" .Its illegal "to be drunk".But we're going by DUI standards so who wants to be nursing the same beer for an hour to stay under the legal limit.
>>544907636>only 2000ft from where im at there are no restrictions on their horns.THEN GO THERE, WHAT THE FUCK YOU NPC
>>544908613Guessing you're in OK, from all of the shitty cedar elms. In TX, the spread across the rack has to be at least 13 inches to be legal. This doesn't look like it would be 13 inches across.I'm going with a rich buddy to his lease in West Texas in a couple of weeks. It's high-fenced, protein-fed, and 3K acres.Good luck and be safe.
>>544909680God no. Mid Atlantic.
>>544909608its a different county and im hunting on my land which is not in that county
>>544907636we have antler restrictions where I live too. it is frustrating when I see fucking spikers all day running around under my stand.the restrictions do make for a lot bigger bucks around here though.10 points are common. I got a 12 point on my trail camera this year. there are a few in my woods that have taken 3 years to get to be legal. and some that are legal in their 2nd year. I don't like shooting the young bucks, I let them grow for at least 4-5 years most times.
>>544909724Good for you. OK is a shit hole. That's why we gave so much of it to those Godless heathen savages.
>>544907636Shooting fawns is gay
>>544908213fuck you nigger, some of us are poorfags that don't have pappy's farm to hunt on or money to pay for a hunting lease.I get more than enough deer on public land, so I don't have to drive 5 hours and pay a bunch of money to hunt like youfaggot.
>>544909924But shooting poolacks is always straight.
>>544909209ok, but no one has ever in the history of humanity contracted a prion disease from eating deer meat, so its probably not that big of a risk to eat an aninal with cwd.
>>544909893They are horrid people. Drove through there on 40 and every other exit had a casino.
>>544908335fuck the faggots. if it's brown it's down.the yearlings taste great.
>>544909975I walk 100 ft outside and sit down. It’s nice not to waste an entire day.
>>544907693>hunting /hŭn′tĭng/noun>The activity or sport of pursuing game.>pursuingI have this argument all the time. By simple definition it's not hunting. Blinds, tree stands etc is called ambushing. I know a family of fats all over 300 one over 400 who say they "hunt". Can't walk 100 yards never mind stalking for 1/2 a day. Getting drunk and high in a blind playing on your phone while waiting to shoot a deer that comes to your bait pile is not hunting.
>>544908335>you faggots accused me of killing bambiNo no, you don't kill Bambi.You kill Bambi's mother, that's even more sad.
>>544909526Ya my state is pretty hunter-centric.$15 for hunting license. No license required for members of the household on private land.$225 + misc fees for out of staters though.Thats for deer.For gator or bear theres a lottery system. But once you pay if you dont get picked you move up the line for the next year.
>>544910029I call it "Harvesting".Shooting a dog-sized animal with a .270 and Barnes Vortex ammo from <100 yards.
>>544908335>last year you faggots accused me of killing bambiI feel like I remember this kek.
>>544907636Too few horns for a buck? Still too young to fuck. Find an older buck to shoot you perve.
>>544908985reddit spacing faggotry.I will shoot any fucking deer i want to and you wont do shit about it.I fucking bought 6 antlerless tags this year and I will fill them all.fuck those roastie does and fuck their faggot kids. they can go into the chili pot.I hunt bucks in the rut, the rest of the season anything without antlers that comes by is getting fucking killed.I like deer meat.you can't see the antlers in a pot of chili, you cunt.
>>544909680>It's high-fenced, protein-fed, and 3K acres.That 's not hunting... It's shooting fish in a barrel. To each their own I suppose.
>>544907678Hunting is the most humane way of getting meat
>>544909818did you arrow it in the eye?
>>544910280>this is who's calling you a redditor
>>544910029>is called ambushingThat's how most cats hunt.
>>544910288Like I said in a post just a few above this one. It's harvesting.I grew up stalk-hunting in the East Texas woods and West Texas scrub. I know my shit. I've also competed in multiple ELRS shooting competitions and my hit rate at 1,806 yards is 80% (300 Norma and 375 Cheytac).If someone invites me to their land to harvest-shoot a trophy buck, I'm not turning it down.
>>544907636I've never been hunting. Retarded question but how do you get the deer back to your freezer?
>>544910449I actually hit it in the back of the head. the arrow was coming out the front through its eye.it was the last few minutes of light. I think the bolt hit a vine that was in the way and the deer jumped and that's where it ended up.I was aiming for its lungs.I couldn't see if it was down, all i cound see was the light on my arrow, so I sent a second safety round at the light and was an inch from double tapping the deer in the head.I want to get this big fucker this year. I have been chasing him for 3 years. I clean missed a shot on him last year.
>>544910567at least I'm fuckin white, you paki bastard.
>>544910968Most people field-dress it (gut it), then haul it to a processor for butchering. I used to field dress, skin, quarter and take the meat home in a cooler to process myself. Fuck that. I'll gladly pay someone to do that now and make all of the scrap cuts into sausages/jerky for me.
>>544907636how many does have you raped?
>>544910995How pricey was your gear? I wanted to hunt also but have nothing and its too many papers to get a gun. i guess i will buy a bow or crossbow
>>544910968not a retarded question.there are a few game processing places around that you can pay to have it done for you.or you can do it yourself like I do. I get more meat and save money that way.
>>544909990Not yet at least. It took about 50 years before the link between ritual cannibalism, prions, and the kuru disease could reliably be established and become proven fact.
>>544911183Hunters here take the hunt with them before skinning it; can you skin it, gut it, and quarter it on the spot, if it is too heavy?
>>544911183if only we could shoot, kill, and strip your carcass like this for no real reason. damn.
>>544911183did you remove the fat or is this animal this lean?
>>544911133my crossbow was around $300.00 and this is the 4th year I'm using it.I just bought new hunting clothes for around $200. the old ones were $200 or something like that, lasted me 3 years and are still usable.I did spend a lot on my tree saddle and tree climbing gear though.... and tree stands......it can be expensive if you buy a bunch of stuff but if u just get the basics and walk around its cheap.
>>544911403I do remove the fat when I am butchering the animal as it is no good for eating.I actually got a lot of fat from that deer. I rendered it down and made suet to feed the birds. the woodpeckers loved it.I save all the fat from all my deer, and I make candles, soap, and suet from it.
>>544909354>hunting + booze = jailDrunk boomers shoot people they mistake for deer IN GERMANY
>>544911299>no real reasonI don't like to support factory farming and animal torture.the deer I shoot are dead within a few secons. they have a better life and cleaner death than any poor cow or pig that lives its life in a cage never seeing the sun and fed slop.I grow most of my own veggies and I harvest most of my meat from the wild.I am not a poisoned consoomer goy.you support factory farming. I think you should be kept in a cage like they are.
>>544910625Not really. They seek out prey, sneak up on it and either pounce when they’re within range, or pursue it until one or the other gives up or manages to escape.
>>544911288I always save the heart for tacos.I do have game bags that I use when I am hiking in far to hunt. I definitely don't like dragging heavy ass deer for miles thru the woods.I got pretty fast at skinning and quartering. I can brak down a whole deer in an hour or 2 now.
>>544911288>if it is too heavy?Reminds me of an episode of a tv show called Backwoods Law or something. It was like COPS except it was mostly game wardens in like Alaska and shit.Some noob hunters got excited when they saw a moose coming down a mountain and shot it like 300 yards up through dense foliage and spent the rest of the day with a bowie knife cutting it into pieces small enough to pack out.Game warden was laughing his ass off (so were they).
>>544907693Every fucking wannabe hick here in NJ. Lives on quarter acre property with 2 trucks, a shitbox, and a jeep parked sideways like they're on 10 acres in Montana
>>544912323>like they're on 10 acres in Montana10 acres is just the driveway in Montana.
>>544912396That's what im saying. It's so embarrassing. I live a stones throw from three of those tossers. Bro, fucking MOVE TO THE STICKS THEN instead of playing Tetris with your vehicles everytime you want to drive home
>>544912524One* not home
>>544912204nice, heard the heart is tasty by an anecdote>>544912301Heard of makeshift sleds used to drag the heavier corpses around, for these purposes, are those viable and used in the United States? The red deer is giant and plentiful on average here, but here are field paths everywhere, and the forests are dense but easy to walk through, so the hunter can easily load it onto his SUV or a quad.
>>544909126Pretty much the same as you, either cancer or COPD. So go get shot by some black gentlemen, right now.>>544909384Reddit. Found a heap of lies.
>>544912692Ya people use sleds (like a tarp between two sticks).Usually.people plan ahead and have a quad to drag out if theyre going for something big.Oh, and the show was called Northwoods Law.That particular example was on the side of a mountain in extremely dense growth. It was difficult just to bushwack to where the moose had fallen.Not a pic from the episode but something like this.
>>544910280I literally agree with you but curb your badassery. Posing like a trophy hunter next to fucking Bambi frail "Over the Nose" looking ass
>>544907678>>544908519>>544908670>>544910065>you have to eat factory farmed goyslop>my 1x1 pig cage is the most humane way to eat meat>if you hunt you just hate animalsunless you're a vegetarian i don't want to hear you faggots complain about hunting ever again.
>>544907636>this deer just came byboring.tell me when sasquatch comes by.
>>544912396>>544912524you dont know shit about MT
>>544908330In a blast furnace for 6 hours at 1000 degrees
>>544912968He is a big guy.I'll watch the show tonight.The only game which is usually hunted in areas with such dense growth here are bears, but even then, the hunter often prefer to hunt these animals down in open fields, where they aggregate for easy food.
>>544913042>you should never ever be proud of accomplishments!!!you're a faggot.>frail "Over the Nose" looking assI don't understand niggerbabble. can you translate that into English for me please, mister niggerman??
>>544911777>Drunk boomers shoot people they mistake for deer IN GERMANYChecked,We are doing the same. It's the only way to shot someone legally in Poland.
>>544912968holy shit you can't fucking see anything in those woods. I would definitely be worried about stumbling onto a moose or bear when I was walking in that shit.are you pretty much forced to take the trails?? I couldn't see getting through that very well without a chainsaw and a lot of time and sweat.
I actually killed something similar for my first ever hunt a few weeks back.. this is the POV of a zoomer. I've never had deer so I actually did all the gutting/field dressing and now I have a whole ass deer sitting in my freezer.>freaking drive out 1 hour to a reserve where I was allowed to hunt>close to dusk, everything started to get dark and quiet. Deer started to come out>bought a nifty little .22 and ordered a scope off Amazon.>spot my first buck and as dude was eating supper I load my rifle and aim for his head.>looking down through my scope i shoot him right between the eyes>drops dead instantly>i go running where he's at and he's still twitching a bit so I give him one last graceful shot to the head.>never carried a dead animal before so I parked my truck next to him and load him in my trunk.>i had to stare at this guys lifeless eyes knowing I just took his life which is a pretty fucked up feeling but I am hungry>sucker must've been close to 100 pounds. >drive him home to gut him.....This is really where I actually would have preferred to have payed someone to do this. I think it actually ruined my "craving" for deer bc i actually did all the disembolwing myself.>hang lifeless deer on post by legs.I watched several videos before I did it and by no means did I do it perfectly but I didn't fuck the meat up so that good.>proceed to cut this guys chest open>cut around his actual asshole>cut his dick off>as I cut into his stomach his guts come falling out>reached into his chest cavity with my hands to literally rip his organs out>proceed to skin him and butcher him.. like I even behead the thing.>put meat into freezer, throw guts away..The entire thing took me like 2-3 hours and to say it was fucking gnarly is understatement. I could never do this like on a regular basis like a butcher or something. You definitely feel a lot of uncomfortableness and gross but hey now I have 100 lbs of meat in my freezer ,all for myself..
>>544915128If you get most of it turned into sausage I'm cool with that. Very tasty. I'm not a big fan of venison. Now moose, elk, rain deer, Buffalo bison that is what a king eats. Only been hunting twice and that was 20 plus years ago. But was always around hunters that shared meat. Buddy of mine worked skinning dear at meat processing place. I'd hang out while he worked.
>>544908519>King owns all the animals cope.Go munch carrots faggot loyalist.
bootlicker
>>544910280i remember you saying you have massive problemsseems it's come back to haunt you already
>>544915845What i killed was a white tail...I have already grilled some of the meat and honestly, didn't taste like much. I am a big fan of beef of course and deer is different. I still have almost all the meat left bc like I said I butchered it the night before so i still had that gut smell and it kinda grossed me out. I am probably going to fire up the grill again today and through the hind leg on there today though
>>544916412>i remember you saying you have massive problemsseems it's come back to haunt you alreadywhat is that supposed to mean??
>>544907636kill yourself instead if you like it so much, piece of shit
>>544915845Venison makes great jerky.
>>544916753emotional ramblings
>>544913986There are no trails.Shooting that moose while it was still so high up was a rookie mistake. They were afraid of missing the chance by having it disappear into the brush.Theres a law on wonton waste. They could have lost their hunting license if they didnt recover the kill so they spent an entire day butchering it on the side of a mountain, covered in flies with the sun beating down on them.
>>544915128Theres a cool trick where you can split the hide, start pulling it then tie it off to a quad ot pickup and "deglove" it.Its like pulling off a sock and is a great time saver
>>544907928>i like deer meatNo you don't, you're just insecure about how other men perceive you. Because you have hang-ups about the relationship you have with your father and you want to prove to him that you're like him, or grandpa
>>544917659It's good if you make hamburgers from it.
>>544907678>WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>544907678He is a fag who go touched by daddy so now he has to murder bamby to feel hetero, room temperature iq too probably
>>544909990you can get fucked up early dementia from eating mad cow beef but it takes 10 years to manifest. So you eat a bad steak when you're 30 and can't remember your name when you're 40
>>544917659>let me tell you how you really think and feel!!!!kill yourself, nigger.
>>544908916Everywhere has cell service thanks to Elon
>>544917659Wtf? Deer jerky is top notch >>544917987Deer can be come a pest species which impact the forest if their population goes unchecked, which can lead to local system collapse and starvation, multipling suffering immensely You have no idea what you are talking about
>>544908670Who are these retarded niggers in this thread? The absolute state of this cunt
>>544911777Kek and check
