>>544911428Russia?
>>544911428>My ass is my mouthIn the case of Halitosis, this is true.
>>544911428sounds uncomfy
>>544911428>russians shove broom in their asses and everyone treats it as normal>one serb shoves a bottle up his ass and eveyrone looses their shitI don't get it?
You're not a real serb if you don't drink using your butthole
>>544911428>never trust serbian commies unless when they give politically relevant medical expert opinion, then trust them 100%The man was raped by albaboons and commies tried to conceal it. Notice how a rape of a man is funny and there are dozens of youtube videos mocking him. Where are the feminazis to cry?
>never trust serbian communists unless they are drawing borders, then these borders are inviolable and should NEVER be changed as the serbian commies are perfect border drawers
>>544912582>>544912745Why would we rape you? You fags are butt ugly.
>>544913294Your family fled to Switzerland. I pity you, uprooted and aimless Cain, trying to regain his identity. Identity comes from the land and the trees and the rivers your ancestors lived around. You are now a nobody, never belonging, a mulatto, a transgender, a cross-fostered sheep, neither here nor there. Always an incomplete Swissman, and an incomplete Albanian.
>>544913754This would mean jews and gypsy have no identity
>>544913876That's exactly right
>>544913754To cope this hard yet still live in Serbia. Incredible.
>>544913979How? I mean a gyypo in Serbia is obv not a serb, but maybe you are some gay liberal
>>544914041Cope about what? I love my poor shithole and I'll never leave the home of my ancestors.>>544914061>I mean a gyypo in Serbia is obv not a serbAsk them what they are. They change it depending on the person asking. Sometimes they are Serbs. Sometimes Gypsies. Sometimes both. But it's never stable.
>>544911428Me but with a girthy succulent BBC instead of a bottle
>>544913754I am okay with my life my dude.
>>544914198> I'll never leave the home of my ancestors.Well your ancestors settled also sometime in this land you now inhabit. In your case it is actually a written down event even
Serbians are always the angriest posters.
>>544914278After 1400 years the land has shaped your people into what they are. But an Albanian that moved to Switzerland? How many generations before they feel the alpine spirit?
>>544914341Luckily most of the other nations are very very Zen, it would be boring to have a monolithic culture here
>>544914467Albanians are more native there than the Germans so 2 generations. Germans need to go back.https://www.eupedia.com/forum/threads/demography-and-life-histories-across-the-roman-frontier-in-germany-400%E2%80%93700-ce.46370/
>>544914635>>544911428You live in india
>>544914918No u do
Why is Albanian language 80% loanwords from Slavs and Turks?
Seriously, why do ancient Illyrian ubermensch who are totally ancient and native to Balkans not have a word for ''plough''?
>>544915022Why is montenegrin culture 90% stolen from Albanians?
quickly hide your bottles, serbots are here
>>544915161What culture bro? See >>544915150You literally use our word for ''plough'', and there's hundreds of these words. Literally every place in Kosovo and like 80% of places in Northern Albania have Slavic names. You don't actually have a culture.
>>544915332Its the same in german and russian and lots of other languages btw. Your low iq ass would know that if you would just look at a translator. All you clans, clothes and pretty much everything was stolen from Albanians. Kosovo is not its real name but Dardania
For the unacquainted here, this is how Albanian national myth goes: Albanians are ancient Illyrians (Alexander the Great was Albanian), who existed here for thousands of years, and totally dominated everything and everyone, and then suddenly Slavs came and oppressed them. Even though not a single historical record mentions Albanians in any shape and form before high medieval period, and even though Illyrian languages died out between 2nd and 4th century (which would logically imply they would speak bastard Latin like Romanians, if they were indeed here before Slavs), Albanians were here all the time, and we stole our culture for them, even though their vocabulary is like 80% borrowed from Slavs, Turks, Latins or Greeks. Albanian presence in Kosovo is also ancient, even though historical records don't even mention them before 14th century, and despite the fact their name for Kosovo is literally...Kosovo, which means nothing in Albanian, but means ''Field of blackbirds'' in Slavic languages. Also pay no attention to the fact that their word for every settlement and place in Kosovo is of Slavic origin. They are ancient and superior but for some reason they use Slavic words to name places in their ancient homeland. Also, Montenegrins are all genetically Albanians who were Slavicized, even though on average Montenegrins are like 10cm taller than them. In ''natural Albania'', Albanians would be outnumbered like 3 to 1 by non-Albanians, but this is totally realistic goal of theirs.
>>544915466>Its the same in german and russianNo it's not. That's not how word borrowing works. Ancient race like Albanians wouldn't be borrowing words for ''plough'' or ''stable'' from Slavs. There's literally hundreds, thousands of words in Albanian which are basic concepts and which are of foreign origin. >Kosovo is not its real name But you literally call it ''Kosove'', ''Dardania'' is a term that appeared like a decade ago.