I live in Mammoth, WY and I have NEVER felt an earthquake like I just did. But it's not on any richterscale which makes it worse. Yellowstone is a Dichedicontinental line meaning it is not detected by traiditional methods. We're so fucked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3-X3CNsVVs This isn't an American issue. The fallout will fuck up the global economy.
>>544916322Built for BGC
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>544916322i hope i die
>>544916322if it goes humanity goes extinct so nobody cares.
Good. Let it rain ash and pumice.t. Denver
>>544916322Not my problem. Enjoy dying.
>>544916493No we won't. Just another reset.
>dude bro listen there was just this massive quake that means the end of the world but it’s a special secret doomsday quake that seismographs can’t detect
>>544916643no phoenix rises from the ashes of this civilization, anon.t. knower.
>>544916322>Almost all Mormons in kill zoneFucking when
>>544916878rudet. Skinwalker Ranch
>>544916322Don't tease me
>>544916322No, this is a problem only in North America. The only thing that will happen for me is that Steam will stop working because of this.
>>544916322Source besides your utube channel?
>>544916322>Feel a huge earthquake>Seismograph can't detect itThis is retarded, are we bringing back yellowstone threads from 10+ years ago?
>>544916322 ∆^_^I'd like to thank my teachers. For doing such a shit job at educating me, that they made a one man armada capable of building a literal death array and caring zero percent about how or why one uses it.To Hell with the World.To HELL with all of YOU!If any of us are still alive after this.I'm coming to rip your fucking heads off in front of your loved ones.- P E R S O N A L L Y -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivi1e-yCPcI
>>544917202Oh sweet summer childYou've never witnessed a megavolcano eruption in your life.
>>544917202What is krakatoa, pidor
>>544916322It will take a long time for a Supervolcano to erupt.
>>544917202All the world's steam comes from Yellowstone?
>>544916322yellowstone isn't about to erupt dumb nigger
>>544916322Not my problem
>>544916322And then we all clappedGo sell your two bit gimmicks to Reddit, PrajesshNo one here is buying it
>>544919432No idea, hopefully something that wipes you faggot.
>>544916322
>>544916322>But it's not on any richterscale which makes it worse.This is also retarded because there are dozens of seismographs around yellowstone and the surrounding national park. you can look it up, it's actively monitored- genius. if you want to suggest that it's not being REPORTED thats another thing, but yes there are earthquakes that register on the Richter scale around the volcano. you're just too stupid to look
>>544916322>Yellowstone is eruptingGreta Thunberg wont allow it, the Earth is pristine and unchangeable except for humans
>>544917202>>544920031It will block out the sun for a year around the entire planet.
>>544916322They built the nook silos on top of a super volcano GG
>>544916643Apocalyptic retards can't comprehend the insane levels of redundancy humanity reached.A catastrophe that wipes out 90% of humanity would still leave 50 million europeans and 100 million chinks. It's basically impossible to fall below 30s-50s level tech. And that's not even taking into account government contingency plans. The romanian orthodox church alone has 4 antiatomic bunkers in Bucharest, and prepper fags imagine their governments and militaries will just disappear and let people go full mad max.
>>544916322I missed these threads being spammed every day.
>>544916322How bad will the secondary ash zone be? Is it really even that bad?
>>544916322 Nothing E V E R HappensNOPE nothing
1pbtidbot thread on the Yellowstone theme/meme
>>544916322Yellowstone just flew over my house
>>544916322>This isn't an American issue. The fallout will fuck up the global economy.
>>544920224It's not actually. Myth just like nuclear winter
>>544919918No, all the world's steam comes from your mom's stretched pussy.
>>544923620The Chicxulub Impact event that wiped out the dinosaurs generated a massive amount of ash from the impact which resulted in a nuclear winter type environment for a few years.
>>544923620The Chicxulub Impact event that wiped out the dinosaurs generated a massive amount of dust from the impact that was thrusted into the atmosphere, and this dynamic resulted in a nuclear winter type environment for a few years.
>>544916322>But it's not on any richterscaleDo you not know how a Richter Scale works? Heavy equipment close enough to it will will be detected because it's just a fucking pen drawing a line forever. If the ground vibrates it's on a Richter Scale.
>>544919918No hes talking about gaming platform Steam.
>>544916322Nice.Hopefully millions will die.
>>544916322oh no
I hope it does
>>544916322If that were the case you would not be able to communicate on the internet. LAN or Mobile.
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>>544916322Sending my thoughts and prayers Anon.
If the ground shakes , the richterscale records it.Clearly you have no idea how this piece of technology functions.You pajeet nigger brains.
Also, the yellowstone "supervolcano" will never go active.Earth just doesn't have the flatuance to brap that hard.
>>544916322>the global economy.The eCONomy is the last thing I'd worry about. Unless you're a Jew, then KYS.
>>544916322nothingburger
>>544916322Let's brainstorm fellas. How can we get all the blacks and mexicans into the kill zone when it pops off?
>>544929666Y....yes ma'am s....satan saar.
thank u mother earth wipe them all out especially california
>>544916322California becoming a black sand beach would be weirdly kind of fitting.
>>544929733-Centralize all EBT offices at ground zero.-Have all the famous rappers and hip hop artists move there.-Watermelon patches-move popeyes HQ there-malt liquor refineries as well
All of Yellowstone is a brap release valve from a colossal magma plume underneath the continental crust. As long as it's fartin' it won't build pressure to blow
>>544920224probably just the northern hemisphere
>>544916472Welcome to the club.
>>544916322>This isn't an American issue. The fallout will fuck up the global economy.Not my problem
>>544917202And you'll have to mask up again.
Is the Mandela effect pushing back the date when photography was invented again? Oh well here's Krakatoa 1883.
why can't yellowstone blow up in india instead
>>544930460That's AI.
>>544916322>pyroclastic flows will reach South Dakotayou can put the lube away. your masturbatory disaster fantasy is impossible. historic eruptions didn't go much past the boundary of the park.
>>544931115Mt. Vesivius
>>544920640Underrated post.
>>544917348Most sane troon
>>544931756It's underrated because it's bullshit. If a catastrophic event happened everyone would be flooding the gub'ment buildings trying to get help. They would become overrun and people would look elsewhere. I'm glad that you get everything from the gub'ment, but in a catastrophic event, you'd be last on the list.
>>544916779Behold