I don't get it guys
Cash register.
>>544924395did stonetoss just get his first girlfriend in the last few months or something?
>>544924525Probably
>>544924449sus
The price tag for haunted houses are scary, you only get about 10 minutes of entertainment too and it's someone jumping at you in a costume
>>544924757If you're a kid, they're scary, but once you're a late teen they start to wear off because testosterone I assume. Or you're used to it.
>>544924525Proof?
>>544924395Prices are high thanks to Biden and the Dumocrats, but after the midterms the war will end and then prices will DROP LIKE A ROCK
Department of government efficiency will solve this
2 panels???! 2 panelsThis lazy nigger
>>544924395Kek
>>544925030Seen what?
>>544924890the last, like, 10 comics are about relationship things like this that everyone would have experienced in highschool.
>>544925067It's on t he internet.
>>544924395A M O G U SM O G U S AO G U S A MG U S A M OU S A M O GS A M O G U
>>544925030Much better
>>544924395Its going to cost $160 but she'll call him bad things if he doesn't pony up. And we both know she ain't spending $16 on him.
>>544925067Sarlacc pit
The whole point of haunted houses is to increase your girl's subconscious perception of you as a stoic protector. If you get queasy at a mere 160 dollars, you've already made yourself look vulnerable and flaky, and you've defeated the actual purpose of the attraction.Also if you live in the states and $160 seems like a lot to you, you really need to get your money up. There is no excuse for being poor.
>>544925089SO MEANt. 31 year old virgin
>>544925067run while you can
>>544925654>Also if you live in the states and $160 seems like a lot to you, you really need to get your money up. There is no excuse for being poor.kek are you a latin woman who frequents night clubs in california?
>>544925067It's a joke about pizzacake,because she has the ugliest vagina in history
>>544924395If he can't afford 80 bucks for tickets, she'll just go suck Tyrone's dick instead of his broke ass.-t today's foids
>>544926110I'm a White man in North Carolina.I will say that being poor in itself is fine- there are plenty of ways to live this life, you don't have to be an economic striver. But being poor and making excuses for it is ridiculous when it's so easy to make money in the states. I don't know how that is in other countries, so I won't comment on that.Those women look nasty.
>>544924793I went to a haunted house my friend's brother worked at, and there was nothing more gratifying than conspiring to scare the absolute piss out of the guy. Good times.
>>544926384Bot
>>544927001Nope. You?
>>544924395someone from the goliath coaster just busted through the ceiling
>>544924395For real, I was looking at some local haunted walks and what not the other day and shit is fucking expensiveTold my girl to find a costume in local thrift store and play some board games instead
>>544925030Should have changed it to bills and mortgages, that's horrors for adults
>>544927305I made you a member of the PEN 15 club lol
>>544925030kek
>>544932833
>>544924395Stonetoss is almost fucking 40 years old and he's going on dates for teenagers lmaoooooo
>>544933299youre on 4chan making fun of a guy that goes on dates
>>544924395>>544924757Better off going to Six Flags or Universal. Even escape rooms are cheaper.
>>544927305
>>544924525>rightwingers are now in power>make endless bullshit over endless bullshit>stonetoss starts making non political cartoonsNo, it’s probably coping. If dems win by a landslide he will be suddenly back
It's only $80 if you have a bunch of children. Stop taking children to adult venues. You wouldn't let your kid see a horror movie in theaters.
