Ban Halloween. A Christian nation shouldn't celebrate this shit anyway.
>ban All Hallows' Eve, the date of commemoration for the blessed sainted dead who dwell in Heaven with Christ Jesus for being un-Christian
>>544934205America was never a "Christian nation"https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/70319-as-the-government-of-the-united-states-of-america-is
we need to burn jews at the stake for what they did to jesus.
>>544934205>christian nationyou lost trannylike pre founding too lol, deism and such is as close to spiritwank as you'll find there
>>544934205It is all hallows eveThe night before lo dints dayHallowed is a Catholic holidayProtturdd are subhuman
You can ban everything like Cromwell.
>>544934482All Saints’ Day
Based. Kill the nigger children with sugar love and gay fag aids
>>544934205this faggot thinks there a magical god in the sky with a half human son who just so happens to be jewishhe also think greek gods are fake as shit and white boomers landed on the moon
>>544934205Halloween is a pagan/papist (same thing in most cases) 'holiday'. A good Protestant should never partake in it.
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>>544934205Didn't this guy get autoimmune gastritis?
>fag who never got invited to any Halloween party or even to go trick or treating even just a single time Christcuck kids were always fucking losers.
>>544934570says this weird white virgin with no country and no future
>>544934626>good Protestant should never partake in it.Exactly.Pascha is the only Protestant holiday.
It's a Christian celebration. The night before All Saints Day. Godamn this board is fucking stupid. You're all such vapid posers.
>>544934205Helloween is probably the best holiday of the entire year.. Christmas and Easter suck massive cock and I wish we got rid of them.
>>544934205Aww, he's scared of the imagery of the harvest festival.Feel free to think about it a bit harder. Maybe teach your dumb ass about the traditions.
>>544934712>Christcuck kids were always fucking losers.Have some empathy for innocent children which childhoods were stolen and lives ruined by jewish humiliation cult.
>>544934799>It's a Christian celebration.Why didnt Paul and Peter celebrate it?
>>544934205>eats something sugary every once in a while as a treat>swishes mouth with water after(((DENTISTS))) HATE THIS ONE TRICKThe Greeks already figured this shit out thousands of years ago; "Everything in moderation". Nobody is promised tomorrow, treat yourself every now and then. Also, they've been fucking with the recipes in all of the major candy brands, in the last 5 years, (even more than the last 20 years). Be on the look out for candy/ice cream that says, "Chocolatey" THIS IS FAKE BULLSHIT AND NOT CHOCOLATE. Stick to stocked super market brands like Lindt. Ideally, take a trip to your local candy store, again, as a treat, and support a local business and get real handmade stuff. The ones that make it right there. Take your nieces/nephews. Same thing with ice cream, go to a real ICE CREAM PARLOR as a little treat, enjoy the road trip, clear your mind, walk to the local park and listen to the birds.
Is this that faggot who drinks his own kids blood and still ended up with cancer?
>>544934205It's probably not the end of the world to have candy once a year at least though>>544934880
>>544934205Yeah kids eat at McDonald's everyday.It's called the dirty fucking MC Happy Meal
>>544935002PGPR tastes like fucking plastic. As if Hershey's wasn't already bad enough.
>>544934205Lol my grandma has 3 sugars in her coffee every day and is 86 and still driving, thriving
>>544934824Easter is okay. You're right about Christmas though. They should call that holiday HIV day it's so gay.
>>544934205Life and death are equal parts of a whole. Learn this
>>544934205Jeez you're kind of a bummer. Where's that cute frog you guys are always posting? Dress up like him!
>>544934205He's right ever since I started taking care of someone with one of those blood sugar monitors you slap onto your arm I have noticed that eating sugar of any kind be it in a drink or a sauce or a dessert of course whatever is like the worst for your blood sugar you can eat like fruit and not have it spike because its got fiber and whatever else that slows the absorption of the sugar basically if you don't add sugar to things your pancreas and liver don't freak out alcohol is absolutely awful too for blood sugar control
>>544935101this guy's sheltered daughter will turn into a stupid whore when she enters college. you can't do this to kids and expect them to turn out well adjusted to the real world.
>>544935912>in my fantasy this happens and even in that fantasy I'm in my mom's basement
>>544934205This fag is so cringe. He structures his entire life around avoiding all the things that make life worth living, and he's going to end up dead and in the ground like all the rest of the us.
>>544934919I have plenty. But theyre like 35 now and theyre bitching about candy on Halloween because they're twerpy brats, like they always were and forever will be. American Protestantism breeds arrogance and vanity, never humility or grace. The absolute worst people in the world.
>>544934205Is this the retard whose own stomach is eating itself?
>>544934205I'll ban your life with a copper-jacketed slug. Boo? BOOM.
>>544934323The unique thing is American Christianity actually revived post independence with the great awakening and a lack of any burdensome Church of England stepping on them. Politicians ended up following the current, or else ended as politically defunct like elitist federalists or shitty Jacobins like Thomas Paine.
>>544935101How much you want to bet the neighbors ramped up their Halloween decorations specifically because of this guy's neuroticism.
>>544934205Yeah this guy's kids definitely are sneaking Snickers bars from their friends. Kids will find a way.
>>544935101This guy rapes his daughters and the Halloween decorations are what they see when he rapes them, hence the sensitivity.
>>544936630>CatalogThey don't though, but sure buddy
>>544934205Your idea of god is dumb and gonna get rekt
>>544934314Fine. Dress up as saints, then.
>>544934205Halloween is based as fuck. I don't give 2 shits about people eating Snickers bars and Reese's cups in moderation. Dude went off the rails with this post
>>544936600>what's going on?>oh, it's just the little girl from down the street out there yelling at our plastic skeletons again
>>544934205That post is what happens when you abuse a thesaurus.Also Halloween is based and you are gay.
>>544934205To be fair, I want Halloween banned and I'm not even religious. Niggers come from miles around to my neighborhood to trick or treat. It looks like Paris outside my house for 5-6 hours every year.
>>544934919You're literally going to burn in hell for hating Christ
