NORTH KOREA IS CURRENTLY MOVING ARTILLERY CLOSE TO THE DMZ WHICH WOULD PUT THEM WITHIN RANGE OF SEOUL!!!!THIS COMES AFTER RUMORS THAT KIM JONG UN HAS DIED OF A STROKE, PUT HIS SISTER, KIM YO JONG, AS THE NEW SUPREME LEADER OF NORTH KOREA!!!!KIM YO JONG, UNLIKE HER LATE BROTHER, IS A HARDLINE NATIONALIST, WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN REUNIFICATION WITH THE SOUTH VIA DIPLOMACY, BUT WITH BLOOD AND STEEL!!!!REMINDER, THE KOREAN WAR HAS NEVER OFFICIALLY ENDED AND ONLY AN SINGLE PIECE OF PARCHMENT CALLED AN KOREAN ARMISTICE AGREEMENT, IS THE ONLY THING KEEP THE KOREAN PENINSULA FROM DEVOLVING INTO A BATTLEFIELD!!!!SOUTH KOREA HAS NEVER OFFICIALLY SIGNED ARMISTICE THEMSELVES, AND IT MAY GIVE MORE CREDENCE FOR THE NORTH KOREANS TO FINALLY RELAUNCH AN INVASION OF THE SOUTH WHILE THE UNITED STATES IS CURRENTLY DISTRACTED AND WEAK FROM THEIR WAR WITH IRAN!!!!LAUNCH SUCH A WAR MAY ALSO GIVE CHINA THE CHANCE TO FINALLY LAUNCH THEIR INVASION OF TAIWAN, FURTHER STRETCHING THE FORCES AND SUPPLIES THAT THE UNITED STATES CAN MUSTER IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR INTERESTS IN EAST ASIA!!!!
>>544934903SHOW ME YOUR KOREAN WAR FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>544934925here's mine
>>544934903I saw the map after South Korea is nuked when russia nukes europe...It was a fucking tragedy...All of South Korea got buttfucked with nukes....Japan also got drones to the nuclear power plants and they overloaded.
>>544934903wake me when worst korea is glowing radioactive rubble. nothing ever happens.
>>544934903my body is ready
>>544934925
>>544934925Light it up, bitches.
>>544934903CALL OF DUTY (((PREDICTED))) THIS.But for real, this is a little too on the nose with that CIA slop game dropping with the story it did, lmfao.
>>544934903buy an ad Activision niggerfaggots
Would, ngl.
>>544934903keep me updated
>>544934903FUCK YES.TOTAL WORLD WAR.BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.DEATH FOR THE SAKE OF DEATH.GLORY TO GOD. SOAK THIS PLANET IN BLOOD AND FIRE.
>>544934903they always move artillery to the border..
Poland gets nuked, Milan in Italy gets nuked, france gets glassed, oh england gets nuked, america gets nuked, nukes get shot down over canada and everyone gets cancer, lmao south korea gets nuked...Lots of nukes...
>>544934903ba->>544934925yucky troon thread nevermind nothing ever happens in these
>>544935811I hope Norway gets nuked too. I fucking hate Norwegians.
>>544935811>the russian hand me downs are still operationalgood one anon
>>544934903Doesn't make sense. They can literally just not do anything and watch South Korea destroy itself in the next 20 years, financially and demographically.
>>544934903https://youtu.be/ZnwgwbDSEg4
>>544934925We are ready!
>>544935926Pssssttttt....Listen...I checked the satelites that are picking up tachyon radiation as air quality and America gets nuked.2 years ago the maps show radiation spills across the world. Then America gets a 3 month winter. And then we got a heatwave.The heatwave was the sign you needed to see.The heat from the nukes in the future anon.But it wasnt Russia.There is a spaceship that does a hit and run that glassed the planet.You dun goofed.
>Source: Call of Duty
Holy shit, it's just like this videogamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9la77bL_zcc&t=7796
>>544934903>MAY>MAY>MAYWhat's happening in May ?
>>544934903Nothing ever happens my friend. It's the sad truth. I'm 35 and I've wasted 15 years of my life waiting for something to happen which will bring meaning to my empty life, I'm too old to even capitalize on a happening at this point. North Korea does these idiotic provocations all the time, they're just trying to get food aid. Go work some overtime, put money into a mutual fund, let it grow, and then buy a house out in the country somewhere and start a farm, it'll be far more interesting and productive than waiting for WW3.
>>544934903>>544934925This faggot still not banned. Fuck this board. Fuck the shitskin jannies. Fuck niggers.
I TAKE BIG DUMPSI TAKE BIG CRAPSBIG BIG DUMPSEVEN BIGGER CRAPSBIG DUMPS COMING OUT OF MY BUMBIG CRAPS COMING OUT OF MY ASSBIG HUGE DUMPS AND BIG HUGE CRAPSBUT ATLEAST IM NOT A NIGGER!!!!
They always do their military exercises in May and October and have for the entire time i've been alive.None of you remember anything
>>544935083Well that wouldn't be good. What can you do? Just get high i guess.
>>544934903would be funny if everything suddenly intesifiesiran israel and the middle eastrussia and the baltics, natonk/skchina taiwanwould be a real world war at that point
>>544935811I doubt most of nukes from the cold war era are still operational
Wow the viral marketing team for Cawa Dooty are really going all out this time.
Holy shit. Is Kim going to do a special military operation on South Korea?
>>544936923Tachyon detector? Nigga you sub glacial Antarctic research station? Nigga please.
>>544934903OMG OMG OMG ITS REALLY HAPPENING! THEY MOVED ARTILLERY THIS PROVES ITS REALLY HAPPEN!!
>>544937347I only post the news, sister.
>>544934903They might win but the war would be funny, traditional malnutrition communists vs gay fem boi communist
>>544937608Well it's a good thing the radiation went out of date.
>>544934903good, i hope they kill each other
>>544934903Don't care. Won't be fighting in that war.
>>544935921WOULD!!
>>544937935Yo Jong is in it for the boy bands.
>>544935083>Japan also got drones to the nuclear power plants and they overloadedThat's not how nuclear power plants work.
>>544937942US military said it refurbished nukes needed magic gas because they were too clean.
>>544937907You post the same 2 girls every thread you make. News is just the excuseAlso you type like a woman too
>>544938249Actually anon... when an explosive hits a power capacitor nuclear reactor and causes graphite to enter the core it overloads.
>>544937775Actually we have satelites in orbit that detects radiation and when new york was pinged 2 years ago to have heavy radiation spills there were ufos in new Jersey everywhere and then suddenly nothing.
>>544934903Send in Rambo and Trautman quick
>>544934903>US takes out all military personal and equipment (such as AA) from South Korea due to Iran War>South Korea defenseless>oh fugI doubt Kim is dead, but this is undoubted the perfect moment for North Korea.
>>544938712I'm not outright discounting you because your story is very similar to the Killshot prediction by Pentagon psychics. Except that after NoKo invades SoKo there is a massive solar flare or something) and the Earth is glassed. That's it.
>>544934903It has been "imminent" for as long as I can remember.
>>544939069North Korea just has to keep making babies for the next thirty years and they win without firing a shot.
>>544934903gentlemen
there's no reason for best korea to attack worst korea with weapons. they just have to wait 2-3 more generations and they will be able to walk across the border and claim the empty cities as lebensraum.
>>544937615>Wow the viral marketing team for Cawa Dooty are really going all out this time.this. I haven't played in over a decade but might even get this one just becausehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkDujUFxB4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubohqlv-qCg
>>544935527GD NATURE, can you kill the water buffalo or w/e the fuck it is before ripping its dick off
>>544939672ITS HAPPENING
>>544938522Then don't reply? I don't understand why you're so upset sister.
>>544934925You will never serve a year on the front lines in Korea, have a bastard baby with a bar girl that gets raised by the Catholic Church. Why even live?
In the families of authoritarian rulers, the women are the most dangerous ones because they have the most to prove.
Pointless thread.Best Korea has had enough artillery within range of Seoul to flatten it, since the 50’s.
>>544940134You should be called out, so expect hate and don’t cry because you deserve it
>>544940479You're the only one crying about a news thread, sister.
>>544934925AAAAAAAAAAAA
KIM JONG UN IS DEAD FROM A STROKE AND HEART ATTACK.HIS SISTER, KIM YO JONG, IS NOW THE SUPREME LEADER OF NORTH KOREA AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BE AN ADAMANT PROPONENT OF WAR WITH SOUTH KOREA, JAPAN, AND AMERICA!!!!UNLIKE HER LATE BROTHER, HER LEADERSHIP WILL LIKELY BRING THE KOREAN PENINSULA INTO THE BRINK OF WAR ONCE MORE, WITH HER LIKELY DECLARING THE ARMISTICE WITH SOUTH KOREA TO BE NULL AND VOID!!!!THIS COMES AMIDST THE U.S. WITHDRAWING ITS SUPPORT FOR THE SOUTH KOREAN MILITARY, LEAVING THE SOUTHERN PENINSULA DEFENSELESS WITH AMERICAN SUPPORT!!!!THERE WILL LIKELY BE AN ESCALATION OF HOSTILITIES WITH THEIR SOUTHERN NEIGHBOR, WHICH MAY LIKELY LEAD TO AN INVASION OF SOUTH KOREA WHILE THE UNITED STATES IS CURRENTLY DUE TO THEIR WAR WITH IRAN!!!!
SHOW ME YOUR KOREAN WAR FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!
>>544940773no more KIA
>>544940773MOMMY I GIVE YOU ALL MY ENERGY. DEVASTATE THOSE SOUTH KOREAN KPOP TRANSVESTITES!!!!!!
FREE WORST COREA
>>544940773Why is there a random anon in Norway reposting my very specific news threads?
>>544936769THATS A SHIM
>>544934903NUKE THE SOUTH KIM. DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY
>>544934903God please let it happen.
>CoD MW 4 Best Korea invading Worst Korea edition releases>actual invasion a week later
>>544939505Will we get a M.A.S.H. reboot to go along with the restart of this meme war?
>>544941812Orcs have to eat too.
>>544939258The US-Israel occupied capitalist SK would rather import ten million pajeets than reunite with their brethren.
>>544934903>Why is the CIA like this
>>544934903cool boogeymanI don't live in north or south korea
>>544935293Can you imagine what it would feel like to say you've buttfucked a North Korean woman? I cam very close around 12 years ago. I was hanging out with my insane ex (big tiddied hapa korean-german) and this daughter of NK refugees. She was cute and had huge eyebrows. My ex and I were fooling around in the NK's extra bedroom in her apartment and she tried to lure her in but she was too shy. The 3some my ex said would have been "legendary" and is one of my biggest regrets in life that I didn't try harder for it. Protip: (full)Korean women are retardedly loyal. K-Hapas will break your heart. Do not pursue anything but full blooded Koreans. >t. Hawaii-anon
>>544934925Sending my energy to best korea so it crushes the faggots that unleashed the blight of kpop on the world
>>544934903>Dude kim is dead!!KJU was in China yesterday
There has been artillery at that border for over 70 years.
>>544934903Every time something is posted here it ends up being a nothing Burger
>>544935910Anders Behring Breivik is based though. Also Varg Vikernes.
>>544935998Maybe they secretly want South Korea to be reborn in the flames of war, so the Korean people have a purpose again.
Wait, is something going to happen? Anything at all going to happen this time?
A FEMALE FUCKING SUPREME GOOK!!!WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??
>>544947122The world has become a little sexier
>>544937344Boomers are dying and they aren't going to give us the world the previous generations built. With their passing they will shit the bed and make sure we all die in droves.
Good luck with that.Best korea is backed by China and Russia.
>>544935527lol
>>544934903They've upped the meth dosages at Elgin AFB I see
>>544934903>Russia moving bulk equipment to border of Europe>North Korea moving equipment to border of South Korea>ChYna moving equipment to shore near TaiwanIs it finally happening?
>>544934903This is just the Call of Duty campaign.get better b8
>>544934903neat
>>544934903lol, south korea is fucked. Norks have no self preservation and plenty of patriotism.
>>544947303Trips and it gows down TONIGHT
>>544946983>sodomite racemixer muttWhy can't freaks like you just hurry up and suicide? Death is cool and something I look forward to, why stick around in the world when you don't have any obligations to it?
>>544935050
>>544946734They have to promote the new CoD
happening digits
>>544935921Who's the balding hag
>>544934903What about the kpop idols though... we must protect them
>>544934903Oh my science! This is just like my call of duty vidya gayme!
The Norks have been pointing Artillery at Seoul for 60 years, they have artilery on tracks inside mountain tunnels for the sole purpose of shelling Seoul, this has been known for 30 years.This isn't news.
>>544934903It's such predictive programming. You know the newest Call of duty game is about a modern Korean war popping off after Kim Jong In dies and his sister takes over.
>>544934903shit I just heard Kim fly over my house in his golden mech suit!
>>544934903Mine
>>544947455>memeflag pajeet incel has an opinion
>>544934925AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR TIGHT FILIPINO ASS!!!! <----
>>544934903
>>544937347OP is a shitskin mod himself
north korea never sold me a TV that spies on me
>>544934925It is happening
>>544934903North Korea will get ass fucked in like 15 minutes by South Korea, and Pyongyang will be turned into a snowy K-pop city after the starving North Koreans are fed a strict diet of mcdonalds and plastic surgery.
>>544935655If course, where else would they move it? Closer to Pyongyang?
>>544934903Even across wildly different U.S. administrations, use of NK artillery against Seoul would always result in Pyongyang being nuked by the United States in under 8 hours. Every world player on every side knows this and no-one benefits if NK does. Ergo, it's just posturing.
Can a worst korean give me some insight as to why they havent just preemptively struck best korea yet?They probably had a better chance without the modern armaments and nukea ffs, such a stupid cult of personality juxtaposed by corporate whoredomsSomeone should just put both koreas in their place and make a new ogligarchy without gay gommunism or materialistic nonsense as a pillar of its society
FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER AS ALWAYS
>>544935998Indian immigration will save them anon.
They literally won’t do shit
>>544948398One of the Call of Duty writers is the Hollywood jew Brent Friedman who claimed former Energy Secretary John Herrington told him about being briefed about aliens in a DUMB. There must be a CIA plan to assassinate Kim.
