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Pretty good deal if you ask me. Thank you president Trump.

https://www.goarmy.com/benefits/while-you-serve/bonuses
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$50K is worth $25K in 2020 $
>get out 4 years later
it's worth $12K
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at least they're not scamming you with "college money" and giving it to kike professors

>is worh only $6k now...
also thank you president Trump
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>"Oh boy I can't wait to spend my fift-"
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My biggest life regret is not joining the military. Do it.
>but you'll die for israel
No you won't. Almost nobody in the military dies. Its pretty easy its like a regular job. The perks after are insane too you get priority to all sorts of future careers and unwarranted respect by people. Veterans are all grifting that disability now too so get paid for life for doing what was basically like a job at walmart.
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>>544939102
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Not gonna lie, the Army offering up to $50K in enlistment bonuses is a pretty good deal. Especially when you think about all the other benefits that come with it, like college money, healthcare, job training, and getting to travel.

A lot of people don't realize how many different jobs the Army actually has. You can get into IT, medical, aviation, mechanics, and a bunch of other fields while learning skills you can use later in life.

Obviously the Army isn't for everybody, and not everyone qualifies for the full bonus, but if you're looking to make some money, learn something new, and set yourself up for the future, it's definitely something worth checking out. What do you guys think?
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>>544937570
Can id urropoors enlist to this fat lazy turds shitt hole just to show how it's done?
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>>544940973
You’ve sold me Nigel, where do I enlist?
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Taxed at 42% by the way
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>>544939316
And then they take half of that right away for taxes. And then after you go to war they decide that they don't have to honor that legally-binding contract you both signed, and send you the bill for it.
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>>544937570
So you bank that
Do 20 years in the army with free everything
Saving every paycheck while eating for free and when you retire you have a nice home and a pension
Not the worst path to take really
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>>544937570
give them 5 years they will give you 50k to die for israel. the fact they are offering money is very joooo of them. FUCK THE JOOS
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>>544937570
So, Trump's planning to launch a massive ground invasion of Iran after he loses the election, knowing that he only has until the current year's budget runs out to win the war because the Dems won't fund him in 2027?

$50k isn't worth it to get your legs blown off by a landmine.
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>>544940973
Gee, I wonder why Jews and their pet Jeets are working together to shut Americans out of the job market?
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>>544941011
Just head over to goarmy.com or hit up your nearest Army recruiting office. They'll walk you through everything, show you what jobs are open, and let you know what bonuses you could qualify for. Definitely worth checking out!
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>>544937570
It's only for certain MOS and the bonuses change practically daily. Constantly shifting.
Quit lying, faggot ass Eglinigger
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>>544940853
Where do you think the money comes from retardo. Pro tip, lucifer pays the soldiers because their primary objective is to protect his monopoly over virgins and gold. He also is the soldiers, real people aren’t allowed to work in any subjugating atmosphere, only allowed to be subjugated.
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>>544937570
How about $500k?
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>>544940590
Holy fuck... Muhammad cooked that ied a little hot
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>>544941148
I just did (pic related). I'm hoping to work in intelligence.
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>>544941148
I’m Canadian though. Will that be an issue?
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>>544937570
If you got the $50k bonus at 18. Invested it into a retirement account. At 65 it would likely be worth about $1.8 million in today’s dollars. That likely wouldn’t be enough for retirement then but close to it. This is assuming a retirement age of 65 and 8% compounding.
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>>544937570
They increase the enlistment bonus but not the base pay because they don't plan on ever giving you the enlistment bonus, they will ALWAYS find a reason to disqualify you for it.

Also why did the thread about the spic shouting at the liberal White woman get holocausted? The one where the brown ape person was saying he can't drive good because colonizers?

And finally, draft officers aren't real people and they don't have souls.
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>>544941148
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>>544941259
I literally just took the quiz over at goarmy.com and the results shocked me.

Defo check it out!

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/soldier-prep-quiz/quiz
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>>544941109

Assuming you dont get murdered or raped or experimented on by your own people.
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>>544941207
>How about $500k?

$100k bonus for airmen
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>>544941259
Foreigners cannot join the US army, despite what people on here may tell you. Permanent residents can, and it speeds up citizenship for them, but that’s it. There is an act that was put through under Biden (Courage to Serve Act) that was looking to allow certain vetted foreigners to join but I don’t think it ever passed. You could join the Canadian army though and get bossed around by a woman (your top general).
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>>544941460
You didn’t really answer my question. I’m starting to think maybe you have an agenda of some kind, perhaps other than simply getting me to enlist and giving me a stack of money.
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>>544941589
A foreign legion type setup might get more recruits. Fast track to citizenship on completion of a tour, that sort of thing.
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>>544937570
Enlistment bonus when I joined back in 1994 was $15K you got paid upon completion of your entire contract. I got mine after I finished my 2 years active, 2 years reserve at the end of 1998. Used it to buy me 3 acres in rural s.e. appalachia kentucky, bought a small 1 bedroom mobile home to put on it - the same trailer I live in to this day. Only job I've done since getting out is a part time security guard at a local quarry - two 12 hour night shifts saturday & sunday night, an 8 hour shift monday night. been working the security job for 28 years. The army gave me the money I needed to buy a place to live, a low wage 3rd shift job sitting in my truck all night watching TV has paid the bills since then. Can't really complain. Life's been slow and boring but stable & predictable.
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>>544941803
94-98 must have been pretty comfy too
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>>544941259
They're not answering! I'm an eu Finn, would that be an issue too? What is the requirements for eu citizens or non USA citizens?
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>>544937570
No it's a shitbag deal. Be a man: hold out for the right to hold two residential plots of land (with or without homes) in allodium, which transfers to whatever plot you obtain in the future. No creditor or county government should be able to seize your homes for debts or taxes. Also hold out for $1MM bonus to go with right to allodial title, so you can actually buy the land debt free since no bank will lend you a mortgage without making the land collateral.
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>>544937570
almost enough for a 5090
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>>544941803
You are a failure
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>>544941803
Even the big military contractors are hiring Jeets instead of Americans, pic related is a Jeet farm that contracts with Lockheed-Martin and Northrop Grumman, which are proud to offer their endorsement of this service, as you can see.
>lobbying to send Americans to die while hiring Jeets
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>>544940853
>>544940973
you have to get the vax tho. game over
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>>544937570
Is there some way you can get your hands on that $50k and then blow it all in mexico or become a drooling retard who can't do army things anymore or file for bankruptcy or something?
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>>544941803
If that $15K bonus kept up with M2 inflation (~6.5%/annum), they would be paying a $120K bonus instead of $50K.

Don't be a sucker anons! Do not sign the enlistment!
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>>544937570
haven't zogbots been reading the reports all year of trump jewing the casualty families out of the iran war compensation KEK
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>>544942330
And yet I'm happy, content, and want for nothing. :)

>>544942175
Yep. Never had to endure an overseas deployment, Ft Knox chow hall was some of the best food i ever ate in my life. Army life was surprisingly pretty comfy.
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>>544942362
>be big military contractor
>shut Americans out of your jobs to hire Jeets
>Americans now too broke to eat, must steal to survive
>Americans get caught stealing, go to prison
>Lockheed-Martin hires Americans, but in prison for 35 cents an hour rather than the 35 dollars an hour they pay Jeets
Well, it's either that or joining the military to die for Israel...*sigh*
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>>544937570
I thought recruitment was going great. Why do they need to offer moar now?
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>>544940853
Buy an add kikenbergsteinowicz.
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>>544937570
>before taxes*
>paid at the end of your enlistment*
Henry Kissinger was correct about soldiers.
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>>544940973
I thought college was for pussy libtards and real men didnt need it?
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>>544942550
Never do prison labor. Stay out of the prison commissary. Make sure your loved ones never send you money or pay for phone calls. Make sure you *cost* the state the maximum you can for caging you, with no return from your labor or purchases. If the prison abuses you because of it, keep a roster of names to find justice (in any way) once you are out.
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>>544941109
>>544940973
>>544940853
Holy shit the jew shills on here are in fucking FORCE tonight.
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>>544942598
Those were Trump Administration numbers. They are bullshit, and you know this.
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>>544942372
Nah, I was born and raised in the deep south, have a pretty good life, been able to do most of what I want in life. I'm at peace with how it's turned out so far.
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>>544942528
I graduated in 04 and the recruiters were at it with "the war on terror" and all. I took the asvab and they told me I could be nco doing comms or something but I noped out.
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Not worth it to get treated like shit only to treat new blood like shit 4 years later.
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>>544937570
50,000$ paid out over 8 years
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>>544941148
>memeflag
Yeah, okay bergsteinowicz.
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>>544941302
Doesn't matter when you're dead by 19
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Yeeeeeaaaah, I don't trust the kikes enough to pay out in full.
I'm gonna need 100,000 IN 24k GOLD PAID UP FRONT WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED to even consider serving ZOG.
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>>544942781
Smart decision. I made 4K a month doing maintenance on apartments and that was comfy. You can live a comfy life without the army. As a former ZOG, don't do it.

You can teach yourself to be disciplined, a good marksman, and a good leader.
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>>544941803
Very jewish of them to call it an "enlistment bonus" if you don't get it until after you complete your service
Sounds like more of a "completed service bonus" to me
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>>544937570
>cool, can i get it in gold?
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>>544942746
I sure do.
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>>544941562
Are they going to take the bonus back the way they took it back from those guys in California?
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>>544942735
When I see posts like those it's hard to figure out if they're sincerely glowing or just anons taking the piss. Genuinely I don't know.
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>>544940918
>surely this saying is applicable to a situation involving selling your future for a pittance
Try converting it into hourly wage and compensation for inability to leave. The pay has always been pathetic.
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>>544942891
Oh, I could already shoot. Grew up in the country and had a 22 to do whatever I wanted with since I was 8. Grandpa gave me an old Montgomery Ward bolt action and I was limited to cb caps so I couldn't fuck up too bad. Hunted deer, ducks, coons and doves too plus me and my cousin would kill robins and roast them on the fire.
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>>544941148
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>>544937570
It was $50K under Biden too.
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>>544937570
That's alot of money... to brown people.
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>>544940973
I think that's gay
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>>544937570
Two problems:
1. They do not give that money to you up-front.
2. They might not give it to you at all. Many troops did not receive their enlistment bonuses.
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>>544940973
We're on the cusp of World War 3. Anyone who's smart is staying the fuck away from the army right now. Which means if you join, you'll be surrounded by a bunch of fucking retards.
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>>544942735
They can be reported for advertising
Especially the ones posting a url
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>>544944379
>Anyone who's smart is staying the fuck away from the army right now. Which means if you join, you'll be surrounded by a bunch of fucking retards.
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I don't think I qualify:
> diagnosed schizo
> lower back degeneration (mild)
> stuttering (mild)
> obese
> bald
> 40
> fully redpilled from 10+ years of /pol/
But I got a 98 on the ASVAB when I took it 20+ years ago. I could get a 99 if I practiced.
My current job is ok so I'm not looking to move to a military base.
Is there a branch or job category that is still White? The anti-White diversity trainings a few years ago made me lose interest.
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>>544937570
Show flag
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>>544937570
The only people that join the military are deadbeats with nothing going for them in life, willing to die for Israel while that orange retard throws dinner parties, plays golf, an manipulates financial markets.

Nobody with an IQ over 60, would even contemplate joining the military
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>>544937570
Do you get to keep that if you wash out of boot camp?
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>>544943219
But it's a bonus, not a wage
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>>544941302
It's not 50k, it's ~24k after state and federal taxes and you get 12k after training then the other 12k over 4 years. You can get a better sign on bonus with many 60k+ civilian jobs.
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>>544946401
>why should I evaluate bait by the parameter that will actually inform me that it is bait?
Willful retardation is worse than being afflicted with retardation.
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>>544937570
Some say freedom is free
But I tend to disagree
I say freedom is won
At the barrel of a gun
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>>544940918
A hand on the arm is worth two in a bush in Israel.
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>>544937570
the only reason to do that is if they actually have a higher risk of deaths
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>>544937570
>$50k maximum spread over entire enlistment period (7 years required for the full amount) paid in yearly increments while you make $24k a year as a private....
>t. 98 ASVAB "top tier" bonus plus "hazardous MOS bonus"
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>>544937570
wasn't it already up to 50,000?
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>>544937570
DIE

FOR

MONEY

YOU

WILL

NEVER

GETTTTTTT
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>>544947391
don't the Mexican cartels do this shit? they promise the money to their families lol if you die

Nigmerica is a fuckin hoot
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Taxed at 67% and the proceeds go to Shitraeland. Also guaranteed to be the first in line with the boots on Iran cause they gotta try and see if they can take back some of the money to recycle it from your account after youve been blown up
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>>544942961
they also try to jew you out of the bobus any possible way they can
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who gets that money if you die?

your whore wife?

the government as a refund?

lol?
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>>544947391
the US government is a terrorist organization
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>>544937570
Sorry, still not dying for kikes expansion.
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>>544937570
>50k to lose a limb, be horribly disfigured, or die
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Are there any openings for /pol/ shitposting?
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>>544937570
reminder the US government recruited 14 year old child armies in the civil war and every war up to WW2

and white fathers let their children go die lol

side note: how many white fathers have murdered catholic priests who raped their son or daughter?

zero

white people are worthless cowards
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>>544941139
Taxes to israel or taxes to ngos to subvert you. They really have you cornered.
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>>544937570
Former Military slave here
They'll fight tooth and nail to keep you from getting it.
The way it works is you sign up to say be a 19k for 4 years(if you're active duty, it's 4 years active 2 years reserve) and receive a portion of it every year.
The big move is to have you swap MOS because "needs of the ARMY".
If you're injured, you'll be denied payment because you failed to meet the requirements of your MOS.
If you happen to discharge before finishing your contract, you have to pay back all the bonus money you received.
They did the same thing to ICE agents.
Remember, we're run by kikes.
They want to pay as little as possible for your life.
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>>544947639
Pre-9/11 it was zero, and the MGIB (college money) made you ineligible for any other type of student aid, so you got less financial help than a middle class kid.
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>>544940853
Recruiters will actively hit you with
>well our casualty and injury rates are low, combat casualties are low as well, especially when you compare to training and every day commutes!

I'm sure the message is intended to convince me that combat isn't dangerous. But this assumes I'm a shitskin.

If combat is so safe we compare it to training and commuting, we must not be really practicing combat. If we are just SO DUCKING GOOD NOBODY CAN TOUCH US...

Well give me the gameboy controller i'd like to conquer 400 square miles or russia. Pay me 40 square miles thank you...

Alternatively

If everyday life and training is so dangerous we can compare it with combat what are you even defending? What are you even learning?

I find it sad that basically no words humans can utter do not expose their servitude to a lower and less deserving man.
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>>544947861
yeah buddy but you joined cause you thought you were a badass and you were gonna gitsum lol

only a gigafaggot sells his soul to the devil. but you're always surprised when the devil comes to collect
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>>544940973
The average homeless man with a gun gets more value squatting tomorrow.
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>>544948009
the average homeless man has more freedom than any debt slave faggot living in the suburbs
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>>544941109
>Saving every paycheck while eating for free
Unless they recently changed things, whichever branch you're in apparently deducts money out of your paycheck for barracks sloppa, even if you're in the US and never eat it. Last I heard it was like $350 a month, probably more like $550 nowadays.
Navy gives you these gray mystery chemical taffy bar things though. Chewy
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>>544941148
Unironically tried to join the navy in 2021.

They took over a year to get back to me and offered half my starting salary (I had been working for six months.)
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>>544941251

Good shit anon, holy cow.
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>>544940853
Or I can continue to do nothing like a nigger and get free shit
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>>544948127
yeah military personnel have to buy their own uniforms and gear out of their own paycheck

every single marine after 4 years leave the Marines corp with nothing. literally nothing.

unfortunately they're all retards so they're still proud of themselves. they love back with their parents until they get a job at the local police station and then they rob citizens and plant drugs on them for a paycheck.

the bigger the drug plant the bigger the "attaboy"
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>>544940918
I never understood this quote
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glow niggers tongue my anus
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>>544948270
if you have something now don't gamble it away

quit while you're ahead
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>>544941803
You could make for a good sidecharacter in a horror film or tv show. Sounds unironically comfy in a way.
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>>544948270
Whatever you currently have possession of is better than 2x that same thing as a hypothetical that you're unlikely to be able to acquire
A squirrel in the hand however...
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>>544937570
remember goyim, if you get shot and cant fullfill your contract, you have to pay it back, even the part that went to taxes. kek
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>>544948357
>>544948408
Yeah, but what is the bush? Is there two birds in the bush in a nest or something? Or is it some colloquialism that I'm just not familiar with...
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Is the military even worth joining anyways, everyone I know basically does nothing besides playing WoW with me
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>>544948455
the great thing about the browning of shitmerica is that there's no white people left to believe all the government horseshit they hear

interact with a black person. they don't believe a fuckin thing you say..

interact with a white person. they'll never question a thing
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>>544948251
Is that real? Never heard the goyim needed to purchase their own uniforms....
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>>544948605
this is why white people can't see the big picture and keep sucking government cock

you think the words are the truth but the truth is the paper the words are written on.

zoom out
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>>544948678
well you're a retarded 19 year old. you'll never hear your about to die for no reason until you get shot
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My dad was in the army and he retired at like 35 and will be getting "disability" pay for the rest of his life. He just bought a huge house using it. He's not even hurt or anything, his disability is just PTSD and shit.
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>>544937570
Great I’ll just wait until it’s 100000 and then I can buy a sandwich in usd
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>>544940973
>What do you guys think?
Why do so many veterans end up homeless and schizoid if it's such a good deal?
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>>544948826
>> he just bought a huge house with it

lol dumbass he still has to pay monthly for that house for 30 years and if he doesn't pay the bank will take it from him

your retard grunt dad is a dumbass for buying a huge house in a failing economy where he will inevitably lose his job
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>>544937570
They are doing this because boots are going on ground after election
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>>544948921
>reddit spacing
Uh oh tranny melty
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>>544937570
wow you can make the equivalent of a years pay for a wal-mart entry level job to get blown apart by drones for Israel? darn tootin good deal
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>>544940853
This is a mix of truth and misunderstanding, by someone outside looking in.
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>>544948965
solid argument, dipshit
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>>544948921
he doesn't have a job
he hasn't worked since leaving the army and that was over 10 years ago
he is making enough to buy a house and support a household just from this retirement pay
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>>544948759
I zoomed out but just keep hearing that Black Sabbath song
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>>544948820
I'm past enlisting age, never heard the uniform thing before. My black ass ain't dying for ZOG even if they raise the age to 130.
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>>544948605
Lad, read what >>544948357 said. There's a lot of game fowl that are in bushes, so it's just an expression. That doesn't make any sense to you at all??
It's just for not giving up what you have to gamble it away to hopefully get more.
I guess if you really want to think of how it came to be then imagine there's a guy hunting quail and if he drops the dead quail in his hand (there's simply no other way) some fucking weasels are going to yoink it while he's trying to get a nice doubler on two other quail about to pop out of a bush lmao
If the birds are cocks and the bush is a hairy puss I guess I've really misinterpreted some conversations throughout the years lmao
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>>544941789
>the isreali foreign legion
its got a nice ring to it
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>>544949116
Ok, the hunting metaphor was helpful, thank you kind anon.
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>>544937570
so that is where the tariff money is going lmao

>>544940853
>1pbtid
this! join the military and get sent to the middle east!
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>>544942505
and now they are making them take the 13th, yes the 13th, covid booster.
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>>544949239
You're welcome Anon. Watch out for those proverbial weasels now
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>>544949031
so basically he's a welfare leach
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>>544949356
it's spelled leech, and yeah
your tax dollars are going towards letting him spend the remaining ~50 years of his life after retiring NEETing it up after only about 15 years of work
pretty good deal for him despite what everyone's saying ITT claiming it's mcdonald's tier
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>>544949109
listen bud. my wife is black. obviously my wife's family is black. and they have loved me more than my own family ever has

never

ever join

the military. for any fucking reason. ever

there are plenty of opportunities and even living in the fuckin woods and hunting for your own food is better than dying for these faggot pieces of white jewish shit
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>>544949456
>> it's spelled leech

how did you know what word I was looking for? so then what fucking difference does it make how I spelled it dumbass

you white faggots are always lost in the details of shit that doesn't matter
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>>544949555
at least learn how to spell basic words in what I am sure is the only language you speak before going around calling people retards
you look really ridiculous right now
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>>544949654
ok gay ass white pussy

go hop in a trench for Ukraine
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>>544941363
The military unironically cannot compete with private industry in ANY way right now.

>machinists?
Lol
Machinists join as enlisted E-1's. (~30,000k a year) literal bottom of the barrel talent. Bottom 10% of machinists in civilian world make 35-40K. Those are going to be apprentices and kids. The average machinist makes 50k. Lots of them also own/collect their own tools.

>painters
You can make 1000 a week if you line up a few jobs. Not even gonna get started on the risks that the military wants their painters to take.

You make good money painting easy shit like apartment kitchens. Can't imagine painting their special secret sauce on metal plastic and engines... fuck. But yea again. Median pay for "painters and construction finishers" ~50k

Bls reports all these jobs, welders, painters, machinists, truckers make ~50k-60k

Personally, I think they make more. If only because people who actually get certs in these skills are in higher demand and can often choose to work less. Those wide load truckers sometimes make a mint for a month or two at a time but I'll likely never know exactly what they make...

The TLDR

The military in the USA is a welfare program for people who don't do anything. It's largely replaced asylums and prisons. Imagine volunteering to work as an inmate in a prison.

Speaking of which, working for a prison is apparently worth 60-70k a year, you probably get to beat niggers no less.
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>>544949706
kek imagine the unemployment rate if the military ceased to exist
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>>544949748
$1 trillion dollars for 1 million employees lol

that's $1 million per year for every soldier yet most of them make half of McDonald's pay (literally)
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>>544949701
I don't have to do that because I went to college using my dad's GI Bill and got a comfy white collar job
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>>544940853
You're shilling awfully hard for someone who was never in the military, sgt gonzalez.
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>>544937570
I joined a few years back, got 30K saved it. Got a clearance and a comfy desk job after 8 years. They paid for my undergrad and grad school. Got another 25K when I left the service for signing on with a contractor for work. Now I lurk all day while banking close to 200K. Military can be bad but some of us do win.
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>>544949827
lmao your faggot ass just want to send other white people to die cause you think jewkraine is the good guy

fuckin kill yourself dumbass.

matter of fact post your home address
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>>544949805
Alot of that money goes to the actual people who make the military toys.

Contractors,

Uncle sam has a blank check for raytheon and gives the blank check doohickey it to the junkies that actually jump at that bonus they never get.

As an america My bank account is a machine for turning state of the art autism into retarded cluster fucks.
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>>544937570
Ukrainians should join our Army so they have a chance to live.
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>>544950044
obviously. and we know that. why are you trying to rationalize/justify it?
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>>544949898
>> I sold out everyone in America including my own family and children for money
>> they'll all be dead soon cause
I helped jews

welcome to white america
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>>544950058
lmao
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>>544940918
how much is two swinging kikes from a tree worth?
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>>544949898
your one fucking job, as an American, was to fight them. not to join them.

you're a fucking redcoat
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>>544939102
And that's if you're allowed to keep it and the military doesn't try to take it back a few years later.
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>>544937570
I tried to join the Navy at one point. I wanted to be an astronomer working out of D.C. I went through a phone interview and the topic of mental illness came up, I told him I had a minor case of schizophrenia (specifically schizo-affective disorder), but I was able to hold a job and take care of myself. He told me I wasn't permitted to join the military in any capacity. It's not that bad bros, I only have minor auditory hallucinations and minor paranoia.
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>>544940973
>What do you guys think?
I think you're a massive glownigger faggot.
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>>544942800
Didn't it used to be like 30k over 6 years. A better deal when inflation was lower.
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>>544949116
I can't tell if you're an idiot or if you're Australian
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>>544941148
>Definitely worth checking out!
...says glownigger faggot.
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>>544937570
>HONK
I'll join you're mom, bitch
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>>544941148
why would an Australian flag post this?

a literal slave prison colony encourage anyone to become a slave prisoner
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>>544941460
Why is brit fag taking the US army quiz?
You're a massive faggot. kys.
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>>544947971
Fundamentally the military operates via larger funding and large forces than who they attack. They shoot $200,000 javelin missiles at goat farmers with WW2 mosin rifles, then say "mission success for Israel."
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>>544950436
>> weren't the 3 crumbs better than the 2 crumbs five years ago?

shut the fuck up slave ass faggot
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>>544949116
hahahahahaha
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>>544942528
>Army life was surprisingly pretty comfy.
What MOS?
90s were pretty cush. Even desert storm was pretty low risk and the living conditions weren't totally fucked. Desert storm really only sucked for the guys stuck there through most of '91.
The eastern Europe stuff got a little hairy for the 20 - 25 guys who got stuck liasoning, lol.
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>>544950796
dumbass
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>>544950625
Dude, I'm 44 years old and never joined the US military (to fight for Israel).
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>>544937570
Thats what my enlistment bonus in 2008 was. Wonder what that would be in 2026 huperinflation dollars. You guys dont seem to want recruits for iran bad enough, or thanks to president trump you're being cheap.
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>>544951035
$50k is $78k in 2026 dollars. It would retain 56% of its value. Thats also pre tax so realistically its more like $15k of usable money.
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>>544947986
Lol
Still got more pussy than you, nigger
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>>544949706
Had a coworker that was a machinist on a ship and command told him to make some part out of the wrong material, he refused, they pressured him, he conceded. It failed and ruined a bunch of equipment and they tried to blame him for it.
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>>544937570
$50k that you'll never see because you'll be sent off to die. When will you retards learn.
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>>544947051
Spic!!
q
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>>544941109
>eating for free
Oh boy yummy goyslop rations that make you deathly ill
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>>544941491
>experimented on by your own people.
They do it to everyone. I knewa guy who has some weird cancer because they made him test a new chemical applied to clothes. The military is welfare for right wing companies and people.
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>>544944089
some of them are even being forced to pay it back lmao
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>>544946296
That's why they're flooding the workforce with foreign scabs, and using HR gatekeeping to force White men out of the workforce so they won't have a choice.

i'll just tweakermaxx and steal for a living like they do.
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>>544948678
It is in Canada.
>one of my cousins served during the GWOT, he got paid less than a walmart wagie after taxes and after his equipment costs were covered.
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>>544949654
>oy vey goy you look ridiculous SHAME SHAME SHAME GOY SHAME
lmao get a load of this jewish faggot
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>>544950863
jeet
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>>544937570
It’s $12.5k/year over 4 years
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$50k in America is nothing it lasts you like 3 years. Even here it's not a lot of money.
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>>544940853
No. Do not join the military.
Joining it is my biggest regret.
No matter what they say, it's not worth it.

Never be a slave.
Never be a slave to israel.
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Military is a pretty good deal, just don't take an MOS that won't set you up for a good career as a civilian.
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>>544937570
>>544939102
>>544939316
>>544940590
>>544940853
As soon as you join the military, you get a set of poisonous injections that kill you slowly over the course of your life and render you infertile.
The point of this is so that fewer conservative children will be born.
And so that you die at age 65, so they won't have to pay your pensions for very long.
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>>544942456
>>544954025
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>>544939102
LMAO
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>>544937570
K hit me up when it's $450k or whatever a house costs by that time
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They’re niggers about this.
First they’ll say it’s over like 10 years (if you stay).
Next it’s only for shit jobs (you have no control over your job assignment)
Next they’ll lie and say congress failed to properly appropriate funds, therefore their unfunded liability isn’t payable
Finally, they’ll tax it all away.
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>>544942467
No.
It is paid in installments.
And they can ask for the money back.
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>>544937570
You will NEVER collect that bonus you lying kike.
They will come up with excuses to take it away.

>>544940853
FUCK
OFF
KIKE
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Bonus situation?
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>>544947237
It's less than $24k.
The pay is closer to $15k
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Everyone who normally would've posted on pol already enlisted op, they're loooong gone
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>>544937570
$50k to get turned into lasagna by cheap drones for Israel
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+we are gonna lose anyways
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>>544954371
Cope, rabbi xD
Sign tapping worked
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They're not even gonna post here because they have actual friends and wives now
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>>544954744
No they don't.
It's a bunch of queers now.
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>>544937570
>>544940853
>>544940973
pretty sure there was a thread with nearly identical posts a few weeks ago
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Enjoy fighting wars with your niggers and faggots you rabbis.
Hopefully the spics will win it for you.
No white man will be participating in this shitshow
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>>544954769
I'm not saying you should join, I'm just saying that's what all the jobless men went and did
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Not to mention all my reserve friends being called back
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>>544954813
That's a lie.
You got some retards sure.
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>>544954831
If they go, they are fucking stupid
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Anybody dumb enough to participate in this jewish clownshow will get what they deserve.
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>>544954846
Pretty sure if you don’t show up you forfeit that sweet bonus. And maybe go to jail
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>>544937570
thats really good for a 18yo.
i envy poor burguers once more
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>>544953744
>lasts you like 3 years.
Not unless you're in the middle of nowhere and just stay in your shithole all the time.
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>>544954867
Yeah if they don't report back, they go to jail. That is true.
The US military is a joke.
The US military is a burning pile of shit.
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>>544954846
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>>544940853
Yeah like they’re not actively preparing for WW3 for Israel, I’m sure the casualties will be fine. Your kike deceptions don’t work anymore
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>>544954975
I make more money than they do.
I was in the military.
The pay for private is $650 every 14 days.
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>>544955022
Oh then what are you complaining about
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Funfact: that money is considered a loan, and at any time the government can demand it back, with compound interest.
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>>544955048
I am calling out your lie.
You said that people from /pol left to join the military.
You are insulting our intelligence.
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>>544937570
Get the fluoridation out of the USA's tap water.
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>>544937570
If you enlist by Christmas, you get a coffin for FREE!

>*limited time offer, act now while supplies last!
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>>544937570
Remember the army and military always claws back bonuses. It's as real as the 5k terrific checks.



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