>>544951685right in the center of B or H so i could drown immediately and never have to deal with being alive
>>544951685A
>>544951685H. Better chance of being born in an Anglo nation
>>544951685I just wanted to live in another timeline... anywhere is fine but in this timeline
>>544951685E. guaranteed russian, which is acceptable
>>544951781you have 95+% chance of being born in malaysia or indonesia with that dude
FA or G
>>544951685I didn't choose
>>544951863Probably about a 30%. If so I’ll just die a short shitty tribal life.but buy land mass I’d have good chances
>>544951685B has the best chance to be born in a rich nation but also some of the worst spawns possible although even B's mid tier options aren't so bad compared to other stuff. Like being north african or russian has a decent chance to still be livable to a degree. A has waaaay to high a chance to be a south American or god forbid carribean. C and E are memes tho consistent if you hate gambling.D is guaranteed shit with the high likelihood of being Indian, the worst fate imaginable. H and F has too much shithole potential.G definitely makes you a chinkoid so why would anyone ever pick that?
>>544951863Depends, are we going by % of landmass or just where the next babby is going to be born. If we're going by the latter we all have a 99% chance of being born brown
>>544951685>AEverything else is a souless shithole.
>>544951843Even better, that's the worst case but theres a small case of Norwegian or Finnish
>>544951685C or E. *Possibly* H but I assume there are plenty of SEA shitholes.I also don't know what countries are in C but I know it's better than taking the gamble on A or B.D and F are guaranteed death zones.
>>544951685nuke d
>>544951742>>544952010Congratulations you're now a member of this tribe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirah%C3%A3_people
Oh wait, just noticed C. Guaranteed Bong passport and gibs cuz no jobs. Easy cop out
>>544952005usually these maps go by where the next baby is going to be born
>C has NZ weather I'm back home baby
>>544951685>choose B>ends up in nigeria by birthrate chance
>>544951685So if you pick C, is just like living in Waterworld the movie?
>>544952184Tristan da Cunha, the dot makes it clear. Common bar trivia answer for the most isolated human settlement on earth
>>544952244well that's auto british citizenship. you'd prob spend your childhood on tristan da cunha, which isn't too bad. but with the british passport you can make off to pretty much anywhere in the developed world once you turn 18 anyways
>>544951781statistically no
>>544952090You may laugh but those tribal indians don't have to deal with kikes jewing their society.
>>544951685C
>>544951685E. And I'd be a glorious Soviet boomer commander, with an outrageous Scottish accent.
>>544951685Bump
