Have any of you had your intelligence agencies attempt to recruit you? How did they go about it? I literally had an aerosolised drug dispersal unit placed in the air vent of my car and woke up 150km away the next day when I was due to see my accountant so I could take my profits and flee the country. They haven't stopped trying to recruit me since. That was back in 2023. I get stonewalled everywhere I go for help. This is not a Democracy. I'm ex-military if that helps. I got conscripted into that too through rather nefarious means. So, what have they done to you Anon? Or do you subscribe to the lie that you have to apply for these positions and you get it based on your CV and references?
>>544952059the pay is shit
You sold your soul to zog once before and now you wonder why theyre trying to recruit you, you already made the deal goy
Worked out fine for me.I have been blackmailed though so their is no going back for me, im a bitch with a collar now.Be careful what you wish for anons
>>544952059Showered me with good things and told me I could do anything I want, even set up an agent to be my gf and eventual wife. It's not something you apply for, I obviously didn't take it, having found Christ instead.
>>544952059No, I'm too retarded.
>>544952059Literally nobody forced you to join the ADF, you drooling retard. If ASIO wanted to recruit you, they would just come & do so. But you being harassed and discharged from service indicates that you’re too retarded to know whatever it is you have been inadvertently exposed to. Also, why would you want to join ASIO when it’s full of geriatric boomers, DEI hires, and women who don’t know what the fuck is going on? You are off your fucken head, mate
>>544952059You are a jew larping as someone with illegal drug-induced schizophrenia and you should be gassed.
>>544952059nice larp but no conscription in Australia
>>544952059Applied. Took their tests. Like all government slobs they took so fucking long to respond, I already got a real job with decent pay. By then I'd heard the nightmares of agents being forced to relocate to unaffordable cities, share apartments, etc. No thanks. Rather earn money and start a family. Kick rocks.
>>544952059My intelligence agency touched my peepee and told me not to tell. I failed my test.
>>544952059>I literally had an aerosolised drug dispersal unit placed in the air vent of my car and woke up 150km away the next dayis this for real? why do they think they can fuck with you and expect you to join them? do they think everyone is a sissy cuck?
>>544952724Even if they could, there are no men left to conscript and the one’s capable of fighting are denied entry by women on grounds of “vibes” and/or having the wrong abbreviations against your name for psych eval (muh add muh mental health muh policy).
>>544952785it starts off mundane and increases in intensity to gauge your willingness for compliance, or have you do things that you can be blackmailed with. Most of the time it's crimes. I used to grow weed and they'd be in here on my couch armed and talking to me with 5 plants in the other room. They made it very clear they were looking the other way. You boil the frog slowly. One day he wakes up 150km away, the next year he's collecting children. It is what it is.
>>544952059I am not intelligent enough or docile enough to be tame by another man
Usually via universityOr family
>>544952546Based, Jesus Christ is King.
>>544952059I would just want to know who to bill for the 6 hours of my time, and $35 of gas.>>544952754>heard the nightmares of agents being forced to relocate to unaffordable cities, share apartmentsSounds like a great way to make agents spy for other countries against America.You get what you pay for. Police are the best example. Show me the lowest paid police department in America and I will show you the most corrupt police department (It used to be New Orleans PD). Treat your intelligence assets like shit for shit pay and don't be surprised when they turn double agent on you.
>>544952059I initially thought it was because my old dad was soviet intelligence (i know he worked around the Berlin wall, and had to flee soon after the fall) but i think they were trying to recruit me. Various government people came to see me when I was at school relatively frequently from 4 grade on. Exclusively well-dressed white men and women. They would talk to me about unusually advanced topics, but i dont think i had anything valuable to say. Theyd talk about god, about America, and sometimes about foreign countries. Theyd give me puzzles and odd hypothetical scenarios to discuss. They also frequently visited my family, but I dont know what was said there. Theyd also show me some kind of tape-recorder like device and a headset, which played odd music. This continued for about 4 years. Once I entered highschool, they got less overt, but still came by to talk to me on occasion. Still wanted to discuss the nature of god, and what I thought about america and the world. I would sometimes see them creeping around. They fucked off eventually.
>>544952540>im a bitch with a collar now.so kill yourself and go to hell
>>544955412If you believe what they say about agents being anally raped, drugged, and blackmailed into compliance, then it makes more sense theyd behave that way.
>>544952059seek help op
>>544952785"Now you know what you are capable of. Terrifying." Was the message I got at the end of it on my hacked Signal encrypted chat. Quite a bit more happened than that... I never technically Discharged either. The day before that happened I got targeted and called in an extraction via my smart watch. So i'm not exactly low ranked in the military either.
>>544956059I did. Your CIA are the only ones helping me. If you understood the real reason for the mental health system existing you wouldn't be making these jokes.
>>544956502"It's cold outside, I need a blackjacket" <45 minutes later> A swarm of incredibly fit dudes posing as tradesmen dressed exactly the same magically appear and we fucking bounce off into the sunset... Apparently we were on some bullshit tv show called SAS Australia? All we know is that we're not working for ASIO under any circumstances.
>>544956560try harder theneasy to get attention by posting edgelord memes
>>544952059I encountered them in a field that turned out to be glownigger adjacent and they liked what I could do so they extended offers. Later they tried harassment and threats but I wouldn't bite.They are careful not to turn you completely hostile unless they can find a way to blackmail you. They don't want you to be 'too' unreliable and hostile until it doesn't matter(blackmail). The blackmail never stops, btw and they prefer to avoid the fake stuff because people fight harder when they know they're being setup. Of course they'll set you up but it will be real. >>544952785It's a test and a show of force. It is something they'll avoid if the target can/will kill one of them over it. Otherwise, they love to powertrip.
