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You’re driving peacefully home from work when this robot attacks you and tries to smash your car to pieces.

What do you do?
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>>544954176
Shoot it of course
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Exit my vehicle and defeat the robot with my kage bunshin no jutsu
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>>544954176
blast it with piss
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>>544954176
Wip out the magnets
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>>544954176
Peel out of there like Im scared. Double back and try to run it over doing 80 while shooting at it through my wind shield.
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All right, a free robot to rape
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>>544954176
send her.
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>>544954176
Woll Smoth
reportong on
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>>544954176
Time to find out how much copper is inside the clanker
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>>544954176
Yell the hard R
"CLANKER!!!"
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>>544954176
Turn its pleasure sensitivity to 100% and rape it
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>>544954176
Rape it and cum on its mother board
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>>544954614
He can he slap? ! ? !
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>>544955036
*how* can he slap? ! ? !
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>>544954176
I'd rather a robot do it than a nigger or crackhead or mexican
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>>544955073
*slappin dat bass!* lika boss, boss
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>>544954320
more like caca dookie no jutsu, amirite, Sandeep?
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>>544954249
B
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D
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>>544954176
Paint spraying it black?
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>>544954176
Sit there and laugh when it's leg snaps off and it sparks and bursts into flames because its a retarded piece of shit chinkbot?
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>>544957059
There will be ten more, and they have government authority, because you didn't pay the $1 500 000 for using the highway today. It's a very busy road, lots of automated transport for AI.
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>>544954176
two words:
EPROM BURNER
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>>544954176
Knock it over, wait a few seconds for it to do its death spasm they do when they fall over, drive over it
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>>544954176
The Enron Muskification of corporate promo video. Sad.



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