What’s the appropriate reaction to some midget coming to your table and starting playing with your food ?
>>544956208>take the brown pill
>>544956208yeet it
>>544956208>I'm sorry I ordered the kids cheeseburger with french fries and a side of ranch
>>544956208he was on the verge of launching that food multiple times
>>544956208I can't believe he used a knife and forkmust be a muslimhindus have a compulsion to put their dirty fingers on anything edible
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>>544956208Faggot add jeets That little niggers got some moves though
Brown men are so gayBrown run barbershops are the gayest places on earth
>>544956208I notice that one common thing between all this overpriced food slop showcases everywhere around the world is that thing they do where they slap the utensils on the table between every action. It's so irrelevant and minor but it stands out so much ever since I noticed it.
>>544956208r/stupidfood
>>544956208I hate crumbs on the table.
>>544956208Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.It'd suck being a midge.
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>>544956208here is your tiny chickenfish whatever filet that will be 400$ and 35% tip
>>544956774Fuck I love this webm
>>544957257it makes me angry
>>544956208So cringe.
