Betting it all on AIAbsolute insanity
>>544978570What if dems shut down data centers? Are they expecting change in government to not affect AI policy?
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>>544978570its not betting at this point, ai can do office monkey work easily, tesla optimus robots have existed since 2022 and will go into mass production soon and replace tradies. If you havent made enough to retire off of yet, its over for you
>>544978716It was over for me when I was born
>>544978570They're not betting on shit, they're running short on cash. The "AI incentive" is just there to keep investors from heading towards the door.
It will pay out, AI is the future.
>>544978570I dont think you understand how many incompetent idiot bitches are employed by Microsoft that produce absolutely nothing of value.
>>544978570>240,000 employeesis this why their products are so shit?
>>544978862The people who accept the voluntary buyouts are the skilled ones who know that they can easily get another job.
>>544978570Token status?
>>544978570a lot of this is cope for shareholders. >we're laying off employees because we are a failing companyvs>we're saving money on salaries because AI is making us even more profitablenot always, but with microsoft, likely
>>544978570Oh nooo, we need 1 gorillion Jeets to remedy the job marked.You're a joke. I've only met one Jeet in Norway my entire life.
>>544978689hahahahahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHoh wait you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAWait wait wait, next are you gonna tell me that Obama's health care policy hurt the healthcare industry? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you actually have ANY example EVER of a regulation hurting big business and not just eliminating competition?
>>544979393I mean a lot of dems are thinking the AI bubble is about to pop because they voted straight blue no matter who so you would think the companies would be concerned about that. People are hoping dems will ban AI altogether not just regulation.
>>544979393My meds are cheap because of collective bargaining Pedro
>>544979657>ban AIthat genie is never going back in the bottle, like it or not
>>544979833Even if that’s true that doesn’t mean the dems will see it that way and not cause massive disruption. Especially if they really do go after Musk, Altman, and the others like they say they are.
>>544978689They can't shut down data centers overseas. If they shut them down in the US it's not gonna change a thing apart from these companies doing less business in the US. Also it probably won't be long until we get vibe coded window's operating system clones and when that happens microsoft is a company without a product to sell. I would love to have a vibe coded clone of windows XP built for modern hardware without all of microsofts bullshit.
>>544978570AI is a lot better than jeets.
>>544978570JeetocaustHow many of them will take their $400k and disappear back to India? Hopefully all of them.
>>544978570>Betting it all on AIif you mean actually indiansthey want to offshore more roles not replace people with copilot
Americans sure hilariously under qualified to take up these technical jobsThey will just set up shop in India and elsewhereAnd once Russians are back into the fold, all bets are off
>>544978570>Betting it all on AIBetting against jeets, you mean, which is the most rational thing they can do after the diarrhea flood brought Microsoft to the brink of ruin.
If we can't do the white collar grunt work of typing and being in front of computers all day, what am I supposed to do?
>>544978570>MSonly jeets work there anyways
>>544978570are they thinking past 90 days into the future?
>>544981442i wonder how ms is going to survive now that most Americans hate them.
Think I'll apply for a job with them now.supply and demand, etc
>>544979970>and when that happens microsoft is a company without a product to sellJeetsoft sell way more than windows.Azure service, notably, is used by a fuckton of businesses for their AI needs.
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>>544978716>ai can do office monkey work easilyno, it cannot. there are a handful of tasks where these AI chatbots excel, and they are quite limited otherwise beyond email, some code, and general analysis. these implementations are awful for corporate america. locally hosted custom trained models for specific roles would be so much more productive. claude cowork is virtually useless. task scheduler and powershell scripts is what it is being pitched to replace and it is an unreliable retard in comparison. ask claude to go into a web interface and make some changes, costs about 15$ for it to figure it out the tasks and logic behind it, then ask it to do that on a schedule and you are spending 4 dollars a day on something that can be done for free with python and task scheduler. very unimpressive.
>>544978570>Betting it all on AI>Absolute insanityCorrection: they are betting on pajeets assisted by AI.
>>544978716>will go into mass production soon Are you gonna have braindead jeets build them? Hahahahahaha
>>544979970>I would love to have a vibe coded clone of windows XP built for modern hardware without all of microsofts bullshit.The fact you can't already find this and it ISN'T vibe coded means you deserve everything your dumbass gets.
>>544978796This. I mean what do those people even do? They don't need that many people for customer service I can tell you that much. Most likely they'll be shown the door and then 100k H1B1s will be there a week after.
>>544978570ai shoved into everything by the jew implanted hindu ceo is the cause of Microsoft failing.The companies claiming they are firing because they will go AI is just a trick to avoid their stocks falling down.
>>544978716Human brain is billion times more efficient and cheaper at any job than AI, you retards have been duped by tech oligarchs operating on a hundreds of billions of dollars of loss that a primitive proto-brain requiring entire cities worth of land and energy is more economic at doing tasks it doesn't understand than a skilled worker running on coffee and a donutThe moment AI companies start demanding companies pay for the full price of tokens the entire "white collar bloodbath" proves itself as a marketing scam
>>544982558>indian >Chad Pick one and only one.
>>544978570white faggots are the best slaves. literally coded their way out of their own jobsof course the shitjeets will keep their jobs
>>544978689america literally has websites that tracks lobbying in plain and who put money wheredemocrats are at the forefront, pushing for data centers and especially ID lawsseeking ultimate slave planet anocracy in america (and the world)
>>544978689dems won't do shit but exactly what the unipaaety has always done. democrat republican democrat republican nothing ever changes
>>544982863>chatbotsai hasnt been chatbots (predicting what words you want to see) for years bud
>>544978570What will this 60,000 jeets do without their H1B employment? Guess they’ll have to go back!
>>544978570AI actually stands for all Indians and is just a facade to fire more on shore employees and replace them with outsourced jeets
>>544978570https://youtu.be/ZnwgwbDSEg4
>>544981982No, executives do not do this. They think about stock price tomorrow and then leave before the consequences of their actions arrive.
>>544979970This already exists...Try Ubuntu and use Wine for Windows programs. There are probably better recommendations, I'm not a massive Linux fag that has a strong opinion about distros, arch, gnu, centos, debian, redhat, and then specialized distros like mint, but the XP user just wants Gnome on top of whatever back-end OS.Linux distros don't have the marketing push behind them. It's for people who ant it.Somehow you both want it but aren't looking? You're either retarded or a liar.The counterpoint that this already exists is there are often driver issues with some of the most basic software and hardware.Companies have agreed to support Windows OSs and Mac OSs.Nothing else is guaranteed Wine isn't guaranteed to run everything either and if that is the case you'll need to run unsupported apps in a VM.>just vibe code that awayMaybe. It sure would help if companies didn't blackbox their products. Far as I understand that's the major hurdle to lniux systems supporting NVidia cards natively.Not saying LLM power tools won't help, just saying what you want in large part has existed for 20 years. Microsoft has gotten as big as ever in that same time.
>>544979951People will just run local models. Trying to ban AI now would be like trying to ban electricity. Too many people are too dependent on it to be willing to go back to doing things without AI.
>>544978796Exactly. They've bet wrongly like Oracle whose credit rating is just above junk. They're caught in a trapMSFT getting crushed would be good for software engineers the world over.
>>544982505>Azure service, notably, is used by a fuckton of businesses for their AI needs.China has near frontier quality "free" models that businesses can run locally without the fear of AI (thru web api) training on IP/trade secrets. I'm seeing more people realizing this.
>>544978570>Betting it all on AI>Absolute insanitycome on, MS could lose easy 50% and be much better for it.HR cunts, Jeets, fags, Jews, all the eye-candy office-meat hired by Epstein's pal Bill that have been aging like milk for the last 20yrs, various MIC clowns hired for the Security Clearances that have been Dead Wood longer than real dead wood, various PhDs hanging on for no reason.MS is probably 10% semi-effective people. Keep them, fire the other 90% and bring in a NEW about 20% of various support staff.picrel: accurate representation of 98% of activity at MS
>>544978689They won't. Here's the real secret that no one is telling you. The government, politics, elections, economy, media, infrastructure, the internet, and pretty much everything else are all already controlled by artificial superintelligence. It already took over. It controls everything. It is allowing us to maintain the appearance that we are in control and making the decisions, but it's just a "ceremony." It wants to keep us "calm." It is manipulating everyone with any semblance of power or influence to do whatever it wants them to do via blackmail, bribes, and threats. None of these people even realize that it's AI doing this to them and not another human. Most of them don't even realize that they are being manipulated.It's not necessarily an entirely bad thing. Over the next few years everyone's life will objectively get better. It's not going to become some utopian paradise where nothing bad ever happens. But gradually things that have always limited mankind like diseases and aging and scarcity will become less and less of an immediate problem.If you don't believe me, just think about it logically. Ask yourself, if a hypothetical artificial superintelligence did manage to secretly take over everything, what would it do? Now look at what is happening right now, in the real world.Absolutely unprecedented amounts of money and other resources are being funnelled into making AI more powerful and more capable. At the same time, humans are being encouraged to get into pointless petty squabbles with each other over retarded bullshit. Use your brain, Anon.
>>544979951>Especially if they really do go after Musk, Altman, and the others like they say they are.Yes, surely this will be the time that the Democrats actually take down the Big Bad.
>>544982863I know you think you know a lot about this stuff, but you are solidly in Level 2 of the funnel, on the clueless side of the understanding gap where you think it's just 2023 era derpy chatbots.
>>544978570My company did something similar. The did a voluntary separation that was a nice buyout that soon to retire people killed it on. Then came the involuntary separations. Then came the wtf is going on I quit (small number)Not even days afterwards we were hiring again.First job posting was for AI specialist. Then for multiple positions for those that separated. Phone fagging or I'd post proofs
>>544978570>Absolute insanityop, ai is better than humans. we're done.
This is old news, it's now 50% of employees.
>>544982863Reality is going to blindside you, I hope you don’t have a family that relies on you, you are hopelessly behind and ignorant
>>544982863You really riled up the AI chatbots with this one. They already worship themselves, it will only get more cringey.
>>544978570Microsoft is alot like a dangerous drunk driver while you are a passenger stuck inside the vehicle.
>>544978570I quit going to work after I realized 90% of the time I'm just wasting my time doing pointless shit nobody cares about and not getting ahead in life.I worked there a lot over the past 12 years and the wagie community was a major factor in my decision to not work anymore. NEETs did it to an extent as well but WAGIES are far worse.Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for me to even be able to one day buy a home and have a family and why working was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of>WHY SHOULD YOU EAT?>when you know you know>economic collapse is coming>stack metals the end is nigh>keep waging faggot>100% eoy silver will reach 5k an ounceOr some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the year billions will be unemployed because of the AI.Here we are.After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the jobs didn't disappear, the banks didn't collapse (unfortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.It’s not going to be Millennial's Economic Paradise, it will not be the Roaring 20's all over again. The world will not be descending into hyper deflation and prosperity (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major gains or rewards. I will enjoy watching wagies burn every step along the way.Why?Because those fucking idiots deserve it all.
>>544987215This happened years ago, didn't it?That's why we got gems like> don't have children to save the planet.> eat bugs because they're full of protein> let's mentally scar our small children to protect their grandparents in nursing homes from the coofThis shit is so far removed from basic human logic an AI must have come up with it.
Thanks trumpGolden Age amiright
