Or how I would have defeated the Taliban.We all know who the war in Afghanistan went.>A successful invasion and toppling of the regime But then mission creep set in:>Muh hearts and minds>Muh nation building >muh high speed low drag night raids on Taliban commanders >And of course the usual atrocities and scandals But what if a different approach had been take? Ask yourself, what was and is the source of the Taliban's strength? First and foremost: their faith.And absolutely no attempt was made to undermine this. Now, I'm aware of the problem, most US ZOGbots were religious, not Muslims of course but fashioning a strictly anti-Islamic program would be tricky, before you know, the whole notion of the divine would be called in to question and then you've gone and demoralized a fuckload, perhaps even the majority of your own troops. Plus, American anti-theists are in it for the love of the game, they live for debate, and an invitation to debate is an invitation to doubt, even to doubt doubt. But what of other players in the ISAF game? The token Norwegian contingent perhaps? Now there we have some robustly secular folk, devoid of the mental instability that might cause the American anti-theists from losing sight of the bigger picture.Now imagine if some Norwegian FSK guys had carried out a joint night raid with the Yankee CAG. The Americans keep the big fish, haul him off to some Black-site for the usual waterboarding and meat headedness. But they, in an act of good will though the Scandies some lesser Talib Lt. Now this unfortunate soul is taken to a cosy little corner of Camp Bastion run by the Norwegian Military Intelligence Service. Now, this hardened Pashtun warrior is brace for torture of the physical kind and the usual patty cake mind games. Maybe he's even mentally rehearsing a little political diatribe about the evils of Western imperialism during the chopper ride over. But this is not your typical NATO struggle session, oh no....
(continued)Now our prisoner (let's call him Muhammed) is placed in a cosy little holding room. Imagine a three star hotel. An audio book begins to play from concealing speakers. It is 'The God Delusion' (translated into Muhammed's native tongue of course) It plays relentlessly, at first Muhammed is confident, he has heard blasphemy before, let this Infidel spew his nonsense if it please him! ha!But as he continues to listen, a film of sweat spreads across his brow. As Professor Dawkins' best selling polemic begins to penetrate Muhammed's spiritual armour like acid.....
>>544990758Look at you. Starting fires you can not contain. Heh. Heheh. Heheheheh. Hahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaha. Hah. Man. One day. When I look back over the ashes of all of this. I will cry laughing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivi1e-yCPcI
>>544990758> how I would have defeated You meant> how I would have tried to defeat> and utterly failed> because I'm just a narcissistic, self-infatuated faggot
>>544990966(continued again)His Norwegian captors do not lay a finger on Muhammed, he is provided with food, fresh clothes and toiletries. But they won't stop the audio book from playing.....then they escalate, Muhammed is dragged by some godless Vikings into a jail cell. A woman is brought in to the room. Safely separated from Muhammed by the iron bars. She is an Afghan defector, she has studied in the West. She still knows her native tongue of course and proceeds to lambast Muhammed for being stupid enough to believe in fair-tales. Hahahahaha! she laughs in his face, her long dark hair unfettered by religious garb. She mocks his beliefs mercilessly.....
>>544991287(continued yet further)A television is wheeled in. A Hitchslap compilation plays on a loop. The whole notion of God or Allah is ripped apart before Muhammed's eyes. He thrusts his arms through the bars, attempting to claw at the television, to destroy this godless machine. However, the crafty Norwegians have placed the set just out of Muhammed's theistic grasp!
>>544991050Let. Me. Cook!!!
>>544991483(more)The gaggle of girls is brought in, local types, the very kind of girl that Muhammed would stone for going to school, the very kind of nubile creature Muhammed imagines fucking forever more in Paradise. They laugh in his face, they think Islam and all religion is pig shit! ha ha ha ha ha! Muhammed screams with fearful rage!!!!
>>544991287Muhammed wouldnt really give a shit about this tho.just because you mock islam or wheel in a telly isnt gonna convert him into a Globohomo zealot.
>>544991687as soon as word gets out that this is what they do you can expect other Mohammeds to murder these woman and their families in retaliation strikes, after your occupation ends these also get tortured, raped and murdered or you take them back to your home country where they will just shit out more Mohammeds who will eventually find their way back to islam.sorry man but your humiliation fetish ideas suck.
Go back to r/literotica.
Conquering Afghanistan is impossible without genocide. You can either sit around waiting for a car bomb to go off for 20 years or you can fuck off.
>>544991687The Afghan woman leans closer....Your grandparents aren't in Paradise, Muhammed, they are rotting in the ground. There is no Allah, there is no afterlife. An eternity of nothingness is all that awaits you and your comrades....Muhammed: "Nooooooooooo! I do not accept it!!!"
>>544991951You don't need genocide you need demoralization!
>>544992017these words wouldnt matter to Muhammed because in his mind Allah is still real regardless of what a roastie says.
>>544992055becoming a gay feminist globohomo country with gay pride parades is way more demoralizing than their islamic goat farmer lifestyle could ever be.
>>544991889I'm not picking on Muslims, Anon. this is not personal.
>>544990758>most US ZOGbots were religiousIncorrect>fashioning a strictly anti-Islamic program would be tricky, before you know, the whole notion of the divine would be called in to questionA childish and stupid misunderstanding on your part>American anti-theists are in it for the love of the game, they live for debate, and an invitation to debate is an invitation to doubtDebate, and the debate about the divinity of Christ, historically comes almost exclusively from MDiv programs. Atheists are not fond of debate on the whole and Atheism is an almost entirely Jewish movement.>What if we give Mohammed a Television and internet, then he'll become neoliberalThey've seen TV and Internet and the nonsense on it. That was what motivated them to reject the modern world. Sam Harris, a Jewish Atheist you might like, wrote a good article on this subject about a muslim woman in Europe who sent her two children to die fighting for ISIS and was glad of her decision because they went to heaven instead of being Eur*pean.>Mohammad is motivated by a desire to rape White WomenThe men who stood and fought in their homelands and the subhumans who moved to the West to indulge are not at all alike.
>>544992163But that roastie will voice the thoughts that Muhammed has had since he was a boy in the Madrassah. He never dared utter them, even to himself!
>>544992248Ameribro, it wasn't even tried!
>>544992266Muhammed doesnt care.
>>544990758Dumbass the source of the Taliban are the pashtuns who are 34-40% of afghanistan. The best way to defeat them would be to balkanzie the country since the Persians and pashtuns hate eachother in that country
>>544992525The only thing they hate more than each other is YOU
>>544992525>t. race sperg
>>544990758>here's how I would help the jewsBoooo
>>544992776Missing the point this hard
>>544990758The basic structure of war hasn't changed. Only how much blood we're willing to spill. Traditionally you kill everyone who doesn't flee. Kill whatever males are left and rape the women. Topple their temples and build your own on the ruins. Import your own people to replace the vanquished enemy. We could win wars easily if we returned to tradition.
>>544992903There was a point?
We were only in Afghanistan because Jews wanted us to scare Iran. Afghanistan itself is doctrinally irrelevant to any war and was just Jewish politicking. The people who financed AlQeuda crossed the Persian border every month and the DoD never announced it because it would undermine their claims to be containing Iran.
>>544990758The invasion of Afghanistan was not so much a successful invasion as it was a successful tipping of the balance of power in favor of the Northern Alliance
I read your sexual fanfic only after responding.
>>544990758You can't even stop your Muslim neighbor from turning your kids into his cum dumpster and you think you'd be able to defeat a motivated people of resistance on the other side of the world?
>>544992525The best way would have been to Genghis Khan them into submission.
>>544992248I would Salt their fields and burn their villages.I would drop poison on their mountains and set their rivers ablaze.My name would be like that of the devil. A generation of Skeletons would inherit the land. I would break their faith over my knee for Allah has chosen me to break their children upon the rocks.Allah gave the United States the Divine right to slaughter them like animals.When you pray to Allah it is me he empowers!Your cries go unheard for Allah has given me the rod to punish you!A mountain of skulls will sit at my feet.The skins and hairs will be given to the poor and needy to keep them warm.Blood and Brutality will be my name. The land of Afghanistan will speak in hushed whispers long after I am gone from fear that I will come and slay their children in the night.When I am done. There will be peace. That's how I would have waged war in Afghanistan. A total war of fire and death. A holy war for Allah ordained me as the Judge of Afghanistan and all Muslim countries will remember who holds the rod of judgement. They have no power for Allah gave it to me! When they pray to Allah he gives his blessings to the United States of America!Allah has brought this suffering you slaves. Bow your heads and accept it.
