>illegal: harmless sex with an animal (you own)>legal: killing the animal, chopping up its body, making it into a pie, then having sex with the pieHow does this make any sense?
Nothing in this hellhole makes sense.
>>544991358That was an apple pie anon
Well, for starters, you must eat to survive, but you can survive without having sex.Second, an animal is a living being who cannot consent to sex; a pie is not a living thing, so it cannot be raped.
>>544991358millenials remember Freddy got Fingered not whatever gaywad shit you're watching.
>>544991358I'm glad I never saw that pile of Jewish shit.TKD.
>>544991690Your argument is stupid, you dont need meat to survive.
>>544991358>Hmmm curious. You can have sex with an adult woman, and yet I can't have sex with that very same woman when she was 2 years old.... Such hypocrisy is such a novel curiosity to one such as myself
>>544991690An animal can't (and wont) consend to beeing murded.The real answer is: Moral is not logical, but cultural. What you might think of as babaric or cruel might be normal to someone else and vise versa. Moral will allways have paradoxe, it's not math. It's humans chimping out when they don't like something
>>544991671It could have been a meat pie without affecting the plot, because the entire moral conundrum brought up in OP would be completely lost on the audience.
>>544991690>you can survive without having sexmaybe you can. not a real man, though
>>544991810yeah you do
>>544992219No you don't."Having bigger muscles" or "winning more Olympic medals" =/= surviving
>>544991837No, it's more like>can't have sex with a minor cause they can't consent>but you can just kill them and use their corpse as a masturbatory aid without their consent, and as long as you process the carcass enough it won't even count as necrophilia
>>544992335>vitamins and minerals that are only found in meat include Vitamin B12, Vitamin D3, heme iron, carnitine, and taurine. These nutrients are essential for various bodily functions and are more bioavailable than those found in plant sourcesplease eat 0 meat lmao
>>544992219>>544992335>Early population studies—such as research on Seventh-day Adventists or large cohort analyses—suggested that vegetarians and vegans live longer and have lower rates of heart disease and cancer. However, major modern studies (like the EPIC-Oxford Study) show that total mortality or lifespan is often similar between health-conscious omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans once other factors are controlled.
>>544991990>could have Yet it was not. Only you are the one thinking about fucking a meat pie.
>>544992486You would die without supplemental iodine but I don't see you complaining about that.
>>544991731>millenials remember Freddy got Fingered not whatever gaywad shit you're watching.
>>544991731>>544992822I have never heard Freddy Got Fingered referenced IRL whatsoever
>>544991990>sex is like sticking your dick in a chicken pot pieNah, it’s like warm apple pie.
>>544992585Just eat eggs and dairy retard, you dont need supplemental iodine
>>544991690> but you can survive without having sex.There are state-mandated prostitutes for cripples and retards. So yeah, sex is just as important as breathing or eating for normies. And frankly speaking it is, you should have had sex at least once in your lifetime. It’s like a cornerstone of personal growth
>>544992875Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?
>>544993029>sex with animals is necessary You are german, so I guess I see how you would see this
>>544992998You are not getting enough iodine from eggs and dairy.You're also not getting enough vitamin D from non-supplemental dietary sources alone unless you're eating enough seafood to get mercury poisoning.
>this is perfectly normal and legal
>>544993146>this is borderline criminal
>>544991358wtf american pi is about that? I thought it was about someone on a boat who liked to recite the digits of pi or smth
>>544993133Yes you can. Youre wrong, its ok to be wrong champ. I know youre generation doesnt like beans, but they are a magical fruit for more than making you toot
>>544993357I eat beans all the time. Not sure how that's relevant.
>>544993113Women are animals, what’s the difference?
>>544993133>>544992998>>544993357You'll die from acute egg toxicity before you can eat enough to meet your iodine requirements.
>>544993479Look who wants you to eat more eggs, the CPC and their communist propaganda outlets.
>>544993423Than you would know with a varied diet they give you enough iodine.>>544993479This guy is a retard too, thinking you just eat one thing lol fucking zoomers
>>544993458Fair point
>>544992585I am not the faggot arguing against eating certain items. I put a pinch of salt on my meats
>>544991358That's why spam doesn't come in deep cylindrical cans.
>>544993622>nooo! you can't just eat one thing! fucking zoomies!Cope.
>>544993622Beans barely have any iodine either. >>544993669The iodine in your salt is a supplement. It's not natural. You're taking supplements to survive the same way the vegans are.
>>544993669No one is saying you shouldn't eat animals. We just want Big Government to mind their own business.
>>544993208you're thinking of the movie: The Lighthouse 2019
>>544993988>2019Trash and totally unnecessary remake of the 2016 masterpiece.
>>544992335Lol unironically admitting to being weak then pretending you have the moral high ground is crazy
>>544993988My instinct was also to make a joke about The Lighthouse, but I didn't because there is no logical connection to what he said. Why did we both think of that? No one's reciting numbers and they barely spend any time on a boat.
>>544991990You’ve clearly never fucked a pie.
>>544994088Literally all I said was that you don't have to eat meat to survive, in response to the other anon who insisted that you do. Anything else about what I said is a projection from you.
>>544993889Your varied diet provides enough iodine that it doesnt need to be supplemented. Your gotcha point is incorrect
>>544994158They do recite Numbers tho... Or maybe its Deuteronomy.
>>544991358You must really want to be able to fuck live animals, OP
>>544994300Me? No. I just believe in freedom and liberty. I'm fighting for YOUR right to do that.
>>544994405Nah. You want to fuck them. Otherwise, why bring up fucking anWe're onto you. No human will fuck you so you gotta argue for animal fucking. imals? Nice try, OP.
>>544991358?It's an apple pie wtf you talking about
>>544994405I read this in Saul Goodman's voice
>>544994158because their acting crazy and most of the time their in a small room same isolating experience as a boat
>>544994594Op wants to fuck dead animals.. live ones too
>>544991731the backwards man and those scenes of that kid getting hurt in the most ridiculous ways still lives rent free in my mind
>>544994788>And the live ones too!
>>544994627Lets be honest here, its because of the Murmussy scene. The Lighthouse tackled with the issue in OP: why is it alright to kill a mermaid and eat it but not have sex with one?
>>544993146That scene traumatized me when I was a child
>>544994861Mermaids have always just been something sailors made up to pretend they weren't just having sex with fish on lonely voyages.
>>544994956That’s strange, as I often pretend the hookers I’m banging are actually fish.
>>544991358have you had sex with pie though?
>>544994861I'm pretty sure most modern people would intuitively grant human rights to human-like species.(Most people on /pol/ would argue that we're already doing that lol)
>>544991731american pie is also millennials retard, it was from the late 90s
>>544995078I often pretend they're alive, but they just larp as starfish.
>>544995134This sounds way too articulate to be an actual quote lol who do these meme creators think they're fooling?
>>544995184At least still warm, I’d hope.
>>544991358jews
>>544995265Truth. Jews forced forced their morality on Europe to deprive Aryans of their finest traditions and most powerful rituals.
>>544991358For some reason, it does feel like having sex with an animal should be more illegal than having sex with a pie made out of that animal, but, honestly, both should be illegal. If you want to do either, there's just something wrong with you.
>>544994922>>544993146What was this from please anon enlighten ne
>>544995432The Cell (2000)
>>544991358>Apples come from animalsOP what country are you in
>>544991779That came out and it immediately changed everything. Up to that point, our age bracket cared about video games and skateboarding and music and like overnight nearly everyone went all in on getting laid and degenerate shit got elevated. We had porn stashes and we'd sneak booze at the odd party but that was something else. Goddamn Jews
>>544996053>people didn't care about getting laid until 27 years agobruh
>>54499347941 eggs with friend implies 40 is the limit but it's obfuscated because with friend suggests the friend might have eaten some too. Misleading
>>544996112He's right though. I was 14 when it came out and lost my virginity that summer. The reason zoomers aren't getting laid in highschool is cause they never got their American Pie movie.
>>544996419Their American Pie was Wolf of Wall StreetOr Game of Thrones
>>544996460Grim. Ironic that the truth to the "DA JOOS ARE WHY IM A VIRGIN" meme is because they didn't give them the right kind of goyslop.American Pie was like Woodstock for the 90's, it was the summer of love, everyone was getting laid. It wasn't just the end of a decade, but the end of an era. The high water mark where the wave finally broke.
>>544995230I never heard of a warm blooded starfish.
>>544991990You’ve clearly never fucked a chicken.
>>544995350Only animals fuck animals.
>>544998448
>>544996112As I said, it was always there but it wasn't everyone's focal point all at once, and then that came out and it was. I think the other precursors were varsity blues and cruel intentions but none of that was anything like AP.
>>544993721Yeah but I do
>>544997013>>544991779You're right, OP is a Jew (and he is also a faggot)
>>544991358Its not about logic, its about locking away disgusting humans. We humans have disgust for certain behaviour and one of that behaviour is sticking their dick into animals.Thats why we lock away people who watch child porn, watching is passive and doesnt impact anyone, but the person watching child porn is bad and will cause further harm to the community so we lock them up. You would probably even argue that...oh wait I just checked your flag.
>>544993721Misanthropic engineering. Like park benches designed not to be sat on.
>>544999835You want to ruin the lives of poor innocent white girls because they couldn't afford a dildo. You're the sickos. If she killed her dog and fashioned a crude dildo out of dog meat you'd be commending her for following the law and it would be so hilarious that they could make a PG-14 summer comedy about it.
>>544991358>>544991837if you have sex with the urn of a cremated child is it necrophilia, pedophilia or perfectly legal sodomy?
>>544993357>they are a magical fruit for more than making you tootWho the fuck talks like this? You fucking corny faggot.
>>544992455Can confirm.
>>544991358Bestiality is gross, but if the animal is having a good time and all humans involved consent, then... Whatever. Though I'd never date a gal who did that shit and if I found my wife had done it divorce would be on the table.Although, if bestiality can create and spread new diseases, then it should be illegal.
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>>545004019If they weren't meant for fucking, they wouldn't look like this.
>>544991358you are mis-remembering the movie.
>>545004248why are you like this
>>544991358You really made a whole thread about fucking animals just because you can't spend $20 at a dive bar and fuck the local swamp thing?
>>545004359No, that's a strawman. It's like saying the Confederates started the civil war because they love living around niggers, when really they were fighting for their RIGHT to do what they want with their PRIVATE PROPERTY.
>>545004019Honestly, the guy who gets diagnosed with some blue whale STD definitely wins some giga Chad points.
>>545004594You thought I was here to debate, but I'm here to mock you
>>545004967
the sick ideology of animal abuse/killing/eating must be eradicated
>>545005290loosh for the loosh god
>>545005290How is it sick if the animals like it?
>>545005955They don't.
>>545006039then what did the pig mean by "the best meat is in the rump"?
>>544993170Thats a normal white woman and her boyfriend.
>>545004248wtf i love memflags now!!!
>>545006629I'll tell you when you're older
>>545005955>How is it sick if the animals like it?
>>544992455This is true in the UK if you aren't white.
more like american jew
>>545006957Based.
>>544994956belugussy crazy
>>544994956Believable.
>>545008021*Belussy.
>>544991358>Forcing sex on a sentient being>Having sex with an inanimate objectGee whiz it’s a mystery. Playing dumb is so boring. Fucking aspie. Sage.
>>545009833NPC Chads aren't sentient either, but no one cries when Stacy forces herself on them.
>>544992875
>>544991358Dogs having sex with young white women should be legal, because it's hot.
>>545001359>292k viewsrunning into territory someone in the wild may recognize herWhat would you do if you were in line with her in a coffee shop? Would you buy her a dildo?
>>545004019How about hamplanets? Same rules?
>>544991358American Pie is the definition of a goyslop movie
>>544993146That scene is actually based on the works of a famous modern artist named Damien Hirst. He didn't actually slice up a live horse like that, but he produced a lot of artworks that involved preserved animal carcasses that were cut up and divided into separate tanks.Picrel is one of his works where two cows were cut up and placed into 12 separate tanks of formaldehyde.
>>544991671Kek. Fptbp
And yet White women fuck niggers and it’s not only legal, it’s a popular porn genre that rakes in a lot of cash.It’s all bout context. Join ICE, kill a protestor and you’ll be vilified and possibly lose your job, join the army and kill minorities abroad and they’ll give you a fuckin medal.
>>544991810Long term you do
>>544999536>As I said, it was always there but it wasn't everyone's focal point all at once, and then that came out and it was.Yes it was. The movie just happened to be released at the same time you and your peers reached the age when teens start trying to get laid and party and be degenerate. They release movies about high schoolers trying to get laid and go to some big party almost every year to appeal to the audience of kids who are getting into the same shit. "American Pie" just happened to be the one that was big when you and your friends were in that group. If you were a few years younger, it probably would have been "Superbad" or "Project X". If you were older and hit that age in the '80s, it could have been literally any teen movie from the '80s because they were all about going to house parties and trying to get laid.
>>544991358Holy shit. The western degeneracy at its finest. The Jews are right about western goyim.
>>545012861Framing Western TRADITION as degeneracy is a sign that your mind that is jewed. >>544995350
>>544991358>Memeflag wants to fuck animals LOL what are you, a sand nigger?
