>Funding set to double for plan to get rough sleepers off streets by Christmashttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3n04yxn2yqro>Thomas Markle's alcoholic ex-wife, the wayward son he 'cut off financially' - and how the grubbiest royal scandal in history unfoldedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16238013/Thomas-Markle-alcoholic-ex-wife-wayward-son-royal-scandal-GUY-ADAMS.html>UK frozen food supplier plunges into liquidation after 13 yearshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2260319/uk-frozen-food-supplier-plunges>Revealed: BBC’s £400k payout after anti-Semitism claimshttps://archive.ph/c0pLT>Bayeux tapestry becomes pop culture hit as young people more keen to see exhibition than top filmshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/26/young-britons-bayeux-tapestry-tickets-british-museum-hollywood-blockbusters>New Respect Orders could ban repeat antisocial behaviour offenders from public centreshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/respect-orders-antisocial-shabana-mahmood-police-b3072957.html>Hundreds join anti-migrant march near planned immigration removal centrehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/gosport-england-home-office-hampshire-press-association-b1302295.html>Burnham says UK's Brexit deal isn't 'good enough' but won't push to rejoin EUhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-10-26/burnham-says-uks-brexit-deal-isnt-good-enough-but-wont-push-to-rejoin-eu
>>544995153https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16238149/Reservoirs-UK-run-dry-Christmas.html
Honcler
>>544995222its been pissing it down for 5 days solid, what the fuck are they talking about? Checked btw
>>544995270To be fair , we've had fuck all rain this summer.We need a month or more of rain every day.
2 threads up
>>544995385This is the thread
>>544995385which one is going to make it?
Priddy sure it's this one
>>544995385First one wins. You snooze, you lose.
>tfw like being clean but increasingly find bathing and showering a faffBathbots when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ62SbiImdo>User was imprisoned by the Burnhamreich for this
boggered up
>>544995571northernphobia must be made illegal
Have to be up at 4am. Politically speaking, I don't wanna.I bet NEETs don't have to do this. The government wants to get you into national service, but you'll just sleep in and miss it, utterly defeating the government without even moving.
>>544995510get one of those old people washing machines
>>544995597What's it like being eternally mogged by Londoners?
>>544995594the jew' depravity knows no bounds
does anyone still obey the hose pipe bans it was always stupid you were allowed pay someone to wash your car but not do it yourself.
the absolute front of this wog
>>544995510shower beds was mentioned on the official brit/pol/ brilliant business ideas list I believe
>>544995510Just do what women do and get drunk on wine in the bath
>>544995664my dad doesn’t, he lets the front lawn die but the back lawn looks like a golf course
>>544995666now let's see Paul Allen's flag wavers
fucking hell im such a spastic
>>544995749probably what gave him the heart attack.
>>544995808this is true
>the village Piddington of 350 people upon whom Andy Burnham is dumping 1250 illegal migrant men.>Turns out it's not 1,250.>It's 3,510.
the other thread has biscuits
>>544995837I feel like making sweeping generalisations about millions of people you've never met based on an accident of birth that may mean very little or nothing to them is foolishness. People should be judged as individuals for their own actions.
>>544995895I'm sad the stephen fry bum bunker thread didn't get more traction
>>544995153
>>544995270It's strange actually, local nature spot usually has a brook me and the kids throw rocks into. Dry as a nuns cunt yesterday.
No he fucking didn't , he was off his nut
>>544995837they voted for itshould be 35100
>>544995900Heres a bowl of cornflakes. You can eat it or throw it away. All the cornflakes are fine except 5 that have poison on.
>>544996092>All the cornflakes are fine except 5 that have poison on*all the cornflakes are subhuman rapists
>>544995666They had one of those old lefty loonies on GBNews insisting that no-one has ever been called racist for waving the England flag.I'm almost 100% certain he himself has said the flag is racist and makes immigration feel unwelcome.
>>544996004I must start naming things, just spent 15 minutes trying to find that exact image in my vast brit/pol/ folder
>>544995940would you let Stephen Fry penetrate your anus for a few million squids?
>>544995837top kekington
>>544995940i put the title in the name like an absolute n00bit was all going so well, i was making posts, getting (you)s, building a good rapport and finding frens and i let you all down like thati'm sorry lads
even the cornflakes that integrate will still harbour a deep seated hatred for Westerners, and prefer their own kin, choosing to live among other cornflakes and seek to proliferate cornflake values and culture over native ones.
>>544995837their local MP Anna Turley didn't even bother to vote on the motion to stop it because she's the Minister for Border Security and Asylum since July 2026 so i'm guessing she sold out her electorate to get a job title
>>544995940it's potential was squandered>>544996135they assume migrants should be welcome, as if it's an obligation. even if they behaved, they don't belong among us
>>544995900not all tumours are malevolent but I'd still rather not have tumours
Since 2019 gaming has been going really bad. Not only is it shit and totally boring, but they don't even optimise games anymore. Why am I downloading a game for 300gb just for it to run shit and be boring? Oh, do I need to buy another £1,500 computer 3 years later? I truly am the joker if you think I am going to do that.
>>544996223done that before, feels bad
>>544996092>All the cornflakes are fine except 5 that have poison on.just avoid the brown flakes
>>544996024Wish I had a little Japanese fella to be my live-in ket butler
>>544996256tumor weeks?
>>544996256>take in afghans that had to flee because they colluded with western forces>they are the rapersInteresting
>>544996024>>544996300k is such a shit drug. cant understand why a squillionaire like him would get into it.
That one beer too far
fucking cornflakes. Coming over here forming corning gangs. Nesquiks stabbing my rice crispiesthe fucking special k's orchestrated all this
>>544996403never tried it , I've seen mongs walking funny on it though
>>544996245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzNUydlQ4I
schizo anon is on one in outer I see>>544994630we should bring him back and get him a hot choccy or somthing
>>544996606Meloni has this locked and loaded
>>544995639Elaborate?
>>544996172Heard he has a special felt lined, vaseline coated, finger sized pocket inside his normal pockets so if he thinks an opportunity might be coming up he can put his finger in the secret pocket in advance to make sure it's slippery enough it'll just pop right in.
>>544995666But she's doing a "review". That will make a huge difference next time a bame goes all ceremonial and stabby and the police decide it's all your fault for being white.
>>544996707I'm intrigued by this also. I imagine a wog with a hosepipe and a penchant for gross negligence
brit/pol/ bit trash innitcorrr aus/pol/ let's go my son!New and real thread:>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839New and real thread:>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839New and real thread:>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839>>544993839
>>544996707>>544996803perhaps this?
>>544996606
proper sloppa
>>544996776inquiry should focus 100% on the police response not the cunt that stabbed himwe all know that's what made it such a horrifying eventthose coppers should be held culpable
>>544995900>I feel like making sweeping generalisations about millions of people you've never met based on an accident of birth that may mean very little or nothing to them is foolishness. People should be judged as individuals for their own actions.He did the meme.
start wanking to jpegs of naked pensioners
>>544995837Might start checking Rightmove for those price reductions https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Piddington-19807.html
>>544995627I have to get up early too. Only when I'm flying off on holidays though. It's tiresome.
What is this current manufactured fascination with gherkins?
>>544996851don't click on those noticer linksthey'll get your ip adress
>>544997047jews love gherkins
>>544996987The mother who hid the knife has been released already.
>>544997047Hate this prole slop messaging, it's not going to save them
>>544996262Have you tried growing up?
>>544995666What's the source for this supposed quote?
>>544997110Wasn't there talk of her being deported?
>>544997110youre kidding
Mums eaten 5 crumpets in left ONE for me in the packet.who leaves ONE crumpet, she's taking the piss
>>544997240mother ate all my crumpets once, I had to, correct her. It seems you may need to correct your mother as well
time for a j
>>544997047Ah yes! Marmalade and Gherkins the cornerstone of every meal! Cost of living crisis averted, praise gubamint! PRAISE BRITTUN! PRAISE WOGS! LONG LIV DA KING! R NHS STASUS: SAVED!INGUUUURLAAAND!
>>544996262Once you realise you're essentially playing a more elaborate game of noughts and crosses / sudoku with pictures they'll lose some of their appeal
>>544995262DON'T DO IT, BOZO
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/style/marissa-mayer-ai-assistants-women.html>Marissa Mayer Ran Yahoo. She’s Back With A.I. She Thinks Women Will Love.>She made her name as a pioneer at Google, then as chief executive at Yahoo. Now Mayer is entering the crowded marketplace for A.I. assistants — and hoping to draw in more women with a product that tackles the mental load.>Late last year, Marissa Mayer was struggling with what felt like an impossible task.>Her daughter Marielle was turning 10, and Marielle’s teacher wanted three bullet points summarizing what made her special. Mayer — the former chief executive of Yahoo and a pioneer at Google, where she was the first female engineer — likes cracking a hard problem. But she felt overwhelmed by the range and complexity of potential answers.>So Mayer asked her personal A.I. assistant, Dazzle. Within a few seconds, Dazzle delivered an answer.>“It came back and was like, your daughter is empathetic, creative and an animal lover,” Mayer said. She thought it was perfect.Imagine having your mother admit this to the whole world
>>544997397>And maybe what overextended professional women need is an A.I. wife, an emotional labor bot that can plan a birthday party and knows when it’s Crazy Socks Day or Crazy Hat Day at the kids’ school, because it has photos of the fliers that came home crumpled in a backpack.>Mayer is rolling out her A.I. product at a moment when high-profile women in Silicon Valley are worried A.I. has a gender problem. Even Anthropic’s own Daniela Amodei, the leading lab’s president and co-founder, has raised alarms about A.I. becoming “a tool that’s just for the guys.” Women don’t use it as much as men do. The models themselves have been forged by a male-dominated culture and, some studies have found, have ambient sexism baked in. And there are very few women leading frontier A.I. companies, which are shaping not only the future of tech, but the future of basically everything.>“I’m very disappointed in what’s happening in tech and across the board,” said Sheryl Sandberg, the former chief operating officer of Meta, whose organization, Lean In, has been tracking the gender gap in A.I. “There is deep cultural stagnation for growth of women in leadership roles. It’s a very scary moment for women.”
>>544997163it seems it was taken out of context etc. she's still a big old muzzie whore bag
>alree lahs, just got this killer weed off me BAME mate who lives in a bin round the back of me HMO. Only charged me 50 squid. Top lah is are mustaffa
>>544997328>The government is also removing tariffs on more than 100 products, which it calls “family favourites”.>This will save households some £21 on food shopping over the course of the year, according to the treasury.£21 over a yearNot even 50p a week ffs
>>544996852that is what i was thinking ofthink japan made (or is making) a full-on pod one too
>>544997438>ambient sexismhot
>>544997397>thinking machine, describe positive attributes of my biological subunit
>>544997397>Encouraging women to do less thinking.That's surely something they need.
>>544997459it's still weird thoughif like the tables were turned and she was saying that they were "black and male and bad people who divide communities" that would still be a little bit racist though likewhy are you leading with that bit>they're not from the local area>people living there don't recognize them>usually argumentative and impoliteall great things to go to before you go, fucking immediately, to "white"I knew she was a fucking wrong'unnobody who looks that much like they're gonna sell you bad hash off a Tangiers market stall has noble intentions
>>544997605Women thinking and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
We need to monitour the situation of US baces preparing for global warre. The sise of this thing promices to be an utter disastre. They are already preparing mobile nuclear powre generatours and are disconnecting all their computres from in the intrenet
>>544997563
Products included in the chancellor's tariff cuts:GarlicGherkinsCitrus jams, marmalades and pastesThroat pastilles and cough dropsBoiled sweetsToffees, caramels and similar sweetsPlant-based beveragesChocolate-coated waffles/wafersKeroseneFertilisers
>>544997698That stool seems pointless
>>544997728Proper Blitz tier basket
>>544997728those last 2 just got you bumped up the watch list
>>544997310Perhaps she needs a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more.
>>544997562It's moments like this I think of a qoute from the pilot of tripping the rift."Of all the crap broken on this ship you start with the fukken ice machine?!"Britain in a nutshell.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_yubG3S8weE&pp=ygURdHJpcHBpbmcgdGhlIHJpZnQ%3D the cartoon in question an oldie but goldie imo
>>544997777your stool seems pointlessyeah and what mateyou got cholera
>>544997814>BlitzIt's spelled blits or blitce you americaniced knob
>>544997816It's actually what's in his list.This country is run by nutters.
>>544997728aiming for the pregnant cravings market
>advert about getting the latest covid booster>severe asthma/heart disease/liver failure/diabetes/anything neurological>vaccine represented as wearing a suit of armour>white man sneezes>giant black woman's helmet snaps shut over her headI feel less English for the New Europeans literally wearing our historic culture diminish its value and meaning. It is like listening to a jewish man recite English history, or a university student explain how hard coal mining was for the wives of coal miners.
>>544997728Eco terrorist former IRA shopping list.Retired.
>>544997907I personally still find those last two rather ALLAH-ming.
>>544997907>nutters*nuttresFucking americaniced twats the lot of you
>>544997474You were ripped off there lad, You know how many teabags you can get for £50?https://youtu.be/qDq8EXebdQc
>>544997983hehnice one chet
>>544997983In just two posts your gimmick has become stale.
>>544998044i fucking fell for it as wellticking all the boxes tonight
>>544997640>if like the tables were turned and she was saying that they were "black and male and bad people who divide communities" that would still be a little bit racist though likeOf course it'd be massively racist and she'd be thrown out of politics.You can't be racist against whites or Men.
who itt has noticed that garlic has become unaffordable in recent months?
>>544998086You can't help it, what with being colored and all.
>>544998112>You can't be racist against whitesnow stop me if I'm wrong but that seems kind of racist to me
>>544997025lemon party>>544997162Lad, my brother buys me these new games to play them with him. I haven't bought a game in months. But I do have the responsibility to spend time with him.
>>544997240Smash her ryvitas to pieces.
>>544997728>effective immediately I am ordering Tesco to reintroduce hot deli counters in all their shops, you will once more be able to drunkenly buy a hot whole cooked chicken in one of those little orange bags at 3AM He'd get my vote
Even The Independent are taking the piss
>>544998177i'll colour you in a minute
>>544998260A return to proper Ribena and he'd get mine.
>>544998260>Price of cooked chicken £20Another finger upon the monkey's paw curls.
>>544998177>coloredColoured>can'tCarn't>YouManBloody americaniced
>>544998345Remember when a rotisserie chicken was cheaper than an uncooked one?mad innit
Turns out IQ is 100% genetic and twins who have been adopted into different families in different circumstances have the exact same IQ.
>>544998313As long as those colours are red, white and blue like the flag of Britain aka the good ol stars'n stripes.Brings a tear to my eye remeberin that each star represents a historic pedophile politician.
>>544998411>massive curly Cumberland sossij in a little orange bag with half a pint of grease in it for 50pI want to go back
>>544998468explains a lot
>>544998210Clearly you need to be put onto a course about intersectionality, power, and privilege.
