New Zealand is shit yes/no
>>545005451NZ has no native mamalsOnly birds and reptiles. Isnt that weird? I guess it's why they're called kiwis
>>545005451Yes
>>545005451They're also really, really good at rugby for some reason. Like, the best in the world at it. And rugby is a pretty cool sport, its like American football mixed with European football. Very cool stuff
>>545005451>uga chaka uga chaka>I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING
>>545005451they act all mighty for a colonized race
>>545005451Also, they used to eat eachother. In fact, the Haka, which is their flamboyant war dance, originated as a display or cannibalistic military prowess. They killed and ate each other a lot before the white man showed up. Much cooler than Australian abbos who just sort of sit around and drink or play the didgeridoo
yeah its shit but theyre also based for fighting against nons immigrating there, if they werent so hellbent on throwing up jazzhands they might actually manage to have the treaty upheld
>>545005451The neat thing about human meat, or long pig as its called, is that ita supposedly the best tasting meat on the planet. Thats why they have to put down bears or other animals when they eat people because they've acquired a total for man flesh and they'll never stop hunting people
>>545005851>>545005829>>545005774>>545005764>>545005709These retards are picking a fight with china on behalf of the US empire.
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>>545005451I thought women werent supposed to do hakas and shit? Or is this one of those things where they're raping their own traditions while still pretending to be traditional same as our women?
>>545005774What's really crazy about the Maori is that ALL of them were cannibals. And this was going on well into the modern age. Every Maori family could have an old timey black and white photograph of an ancestor that was a 100% devout cannibal. The only Maori that weren't cannibals were a small tribe that settled in the Chatham Islands and realized the islands were too small to handle warfare, so they became pacifists. But then some mainland Maori showed up and ate them. True story. There are even stories of little kids ganging up and killing other little kids and eating them. Not because they had to. But because they wanted to.It's a travesty how white guilt has hidden the bizarre lifestyles and cultures of the brown man.
>>545005879You mean british
>>545005451a classic case of demonic possession.
>>545006024I'm pretty sure they didn't believe they were just eating one anothers flesh, but were actively eating their enemy's soul as well. Its why they stick their tongues out and have crazy chin / face tattoos. Soul eating island niggers
>>545005545I think they have bats. Also orcas, dolphins etc.. but they probably don't count
>>545006065Probably, yeah
Is this what crash bandicoot was based on?
>>545005709Absolute banger btw
>>545005451100% shit.someone needs to colonize that shithole... send the mormons or something maybe?
>>545005879>Working on a huge project and finish it.>It's going to have a grand debut.>Think its just going to be a ribbon cutting and small gathering, a few questions, leave.>Find out that the woman in HR had some suggestions.>I am not to be informed what they are even though this is my baby.>Ribbon cutting day.>Dont even get introduced.>Its just some whore's in thongs dancing and twerking on stage.>My recent lifes work is now a shit show of rap music and fucking dancing.>Leave site, find a bar.>Get fucking drunk.>See it on the local news in the bar.>Oh fucking god.>Wanna kill myself.>Get in trouble because I left.>Told manager I couldn't stand seeing the strip dance.>Get called in to be yelled at.>Get told it was woman in HR's big day.>I'm the one who built this, designed it, made it.>ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!>get pouched by China at double the pay and left.>Live in a whiter neighborhood then I did.>Its utopia.>The chinaman is always telling me how right I am and bragging about my big penis size.>Feels good about myself for the first time ever.
>>545005451These twitchy natives making silly faces is always hilarious. I don't believe that these are real people.
>>545005451Yes. Do not come here under any circumstances.
I actually don't know anything about New Zealand and probably never will. I know lots of LOTR was filmed there, that's it. No interest in learning about them.
>>545005451I it scammed heaps and the government is incompetent and corrupt. I also got electrocuted and tortured as did foreign nationals on NZ soil. NZ is actually fucked. Most go to Oz.
>>545005879is the whole planet just niggerfied now? baka
No taxation without representation is a saying suppressed here during history as most will realize it applies to them.
>>545005451looks like some ai slop, but the fact it isnt is mind blowingly retarded
>>545005451if every white man left new zealand tomorrow, how long would it be before the natives started eating each other again?
>>545005451Yes.You need to close the back door from NZ or you will get flooded in 5-10 years
>>545006024Not quite true.The mori-ori arrived and settled in NZ first.Then the Maori arrived and found the mori-ori good eating, so they chowed down.It got so bad, they Mori-ori fled to the chattem islands to escape cannibal genocide.The Taranaki tribe were building a great Waka to sail out after them and finish the job before the English arrived and said "the cannibalism stops NOW!"The best part is, this makes the Maori not native to NZ but in fact colonisers themselves. But we're too deep in the rabbit hole to take back the hand outs.
my dad was half maori and I fucking hate maoris scumbag race, stab you in the back for a dollar
>>545007752>Then the Maori arrived and found the mori-ori good eating, so they chowed down.You are what you eat.
>>545005829They were never decent. And I say this as someone who was good friends with a half dozen in 2006.
>>545005451I imagine its like one big indian reservation, just full of browns you get drunk, commit DV, low IQ, lots of rape, incest and inbreeding. I imagine these things also live off of government subsidies while saying their land is sacred yet they live in trash.
>>545005451I would laugh at these morons
>>545005774>Also, they used to eat each other.Always a sign of Satanism. These primitive tribes in Africa, North and South America did the same. So did the Neanderthals, every cave has evidence of cannibalism according to some.
>>545006024>Maori is that ALL of them were cannibals.Satan. Literally.
>>545005451All Islanders are Lava-NiggersThey are one of the subgroups of dumb, lazy people who wind up in the US military.
>>545006204Yes.
>>545005451needs a lol didn't read edit
>>545008463They prefer to be called island niggers or pineapple niggers.
that's part of their culture, I don't see what's the problem. Anyone with a culture understands how important is to have one. But those from articial nations could never understand. For example australians and muttmericans doesn't even have a traditional dish. Except maybe hamburgers (invented in Germany) and other fast foods
>>545005451Should've killed these retards off
>>545005451well they’re also being jeeted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvFmW_oxeYI idealize it as some kind of chill super comfy beach town because of this NZ band
>>545005451by proximity to australia, yesin a vacuum, no
>>545008090pretty much this, but tailed by an entourage of cucked apologists diligently stepping in to explain how it's your fault that you got bashed by a methhead native
basically imagine Lord of the Flies, but the rescue doesn't come for 500 years
>>545005451The Haka is extremely gay and cringe, but everyone else feels like they have to pretend to respect it or that it's intimidating or whatever, but it's like when you are at a holiday party or something and some of your little nieces or nephews, or the kids of the host come out and want to sing a song or perform some stupid kid play or do a stupid dance and all the adults have to sit there and pretend that they care or that it's interesting or good. Everytime they do the haka, that's what it feels like for everyone else. Come on kids, let's hurry up and finish up your dumb little dance so we can get on with the actual game.I do know a girl from New Zealand and she's cool as fuck and very cute. Not Maori, British or Irish or whatever kind of White ancestry went there.I feel like Australians are more rowdy and loud and like to party, while New Zealanders are more chill and reserve. Kinda like Americans vs Canadians, but not exactly.
>>545005451cringe country
The only bad part of our country is the horrific smell. And I’m not talking about Rotorua, im talking about Australia being so close
>>545005451Depends if Jango Fett wants you to cook some eggs.
>>545008306stfu chrigger
>>545005851>because they've acquired a total for man flesh and they'll never stop hunting peopleIt's really because animals are usually scared of and intimidated by humans. But once an animal does eat a human for whatever reason, they realize that humans are ridiculously easy to catch and kill so they don't stop until someone kills them.Some animals like crocodiles or tigers and leopards will attack humans as a target of opportunity. But the only animal that actively hunts humans and actively tracks and pursues them over long distances are polar bears.
>>545005451yes it sucks ass here but at least we dont have niggers. were full by the way so fuck off
>>545009105Kek. Do they have the "native stare" where they dont know to attack you or ask for money?
>>545009608You shut up.
>>545009701I have a follow up question.Can the polar bears be trained to track and kill trannies?, and if so, how do i start an accelerated polar bear breeding program?
>>545005451No. It is a psy op. New Zealanders are just astroturfing to keep their paradise all to themselves. >Fuck off. We're full.They only want big money millionaires to build underground bunker cities in New Zealand. They think the rest of us are subhumans and not worthy to visit their beautiful paradise home.
>>545005696>Like, the best in the world at it.Uhhmm no, amerishart education on display. South Africa is the best rugby nation, dumbass.
>>545010548Prove it.
>>545006393They love meth with their preferential weekly welfare payments. All the most productive Maori go to Aus usually. I've made love to some part Euro/Maori women and they were all class.I've been getting staunched out by Maoris lately and that's only since lifting heavy and eating well the last few months...they seem to think their coddled reality gives them a monopoly of any show of masculinity...
>>545005451We used to be cool
>WE ARE POWERFUL WARRIORS>NOW WAIT AS I DO MY HAKK->wait, what are you doing???>mfw
>>545005451HotWould
>>545010736>Prove it.OK, retard.Men's Rugby World Cup Champions• South Africa (Springboks): 4 titles (1995, 2007, 2019, 2023)• New Zealand (All Blacks): 3 titles (1987, 2011, 2015)• Australia (Wallabies): 2 titles (1991, 1999)• England: 1 title (2003)• Current Men's Champion: South Africa (defeated New Zealand 12–11 in the 2023 final in France)We also recently demolished NZ 3-1 in the greatest rivalry series, just for a nice fucking cherry on top, retard.
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>>545010666When women do it looks retarded.When men do it in office attire and no facial tattoos too
>>545005451They give some cannibal subhuman invaders who Genocided the actual natives there who first invaded just a few decades before the first Europeans went there the native status and praise everything they do including their nonsense culture and dance.Extremely cucked.Australians Americans and Canadian are the same with muuh indigenous first nations nonsense
>>545005451NZ was only cool when the white dude blasted all those sand niggas away.I love it when he shot a whore and she fell to the ground and as she was begging for help he blasted her head away and drove over her.
>>545010841Next you're going to be bragging about cannibalism statistics
>>545005451lived here for 22 years. This place sucks. Immigration is ruining the country and the Maori's are racist as fuck.
Do they teach that the Maori were aggressive cannibals who were brutally conquering New Zealand before the Dutch, who they attacked, ran into them? In Australia and New Zealand that is; what do they teach?
>>545005774They also, get this, COLONIZED New Zealand just a few hundred years before Europeans showed up, killed off some of its larger species, and enslaved and genocided other more pacifist Polynesian groups. Buuuuuuut, they're considered "people of color", so they magically get a pass for all these histories while they bitch at whites. I'm starting to feel Europeans should've just took a few pages from the Mongols when it came to conquered peoples.
>>545010841No one cares about Rugby. It isn't even as relevant as hockey.
>>545005851>>545009701I think it also has to do with humans having much higher salt in their blood/flesh. It's like deli meat, you know? I always buy some for sandwiches, but normally I just end up eating that Italian stuff out the package before I ever make a proper sandwich with it lol.
>>545005451Everything is shit.They're not in the top 20 at least.
Has beautiful Forget-Me-Nots!
>>545009412Wait, the white New Zealanders have to play along? lol I thought it was weird how some of them in OP video were looking scared.
>>545011177we are taught that. Maori culture is preserved, and the Maoris themselves do actually seem admittant to their ancestory and their "habits"
>>545005451wild they’re keeping this tradition of their cannibal ancestors.assyrians used to flay their enemies, but you don’t see them going around promoting that.
>>545010666Holy cringe.
This place used to literally be paradise on earth in the 90s, Now it's fucked beyond repair, 300k jeets when we have like 5m people. Maoris are alright for the most part, you just see the performative retards online since that's what gets clicks. Most of them are chill dudes although they have a way outsized criminal element. Shame they insist on kvetching about muh treaty and don't realise once jeets vote jeets in that they will tear the treaty up, eliminate every Maori privilege and make them Dalits.
>>545011395I feel like India should be globally sanctioned. I don't know why everyone thinks it's okay for one shit-infested shithole of a turd country to just reproduce, reproduce, and aggressively reproduce until they can just overwhelm everyone else's populations with their sheer weight. AND, politicians of those countries commit treason by inviting them in. They're like a human cancer cell on Earth's body, and instead of quarantining it, traitors allow it to metastasize. I mean if they just want to overpopulate themselves into their own living in hell in their own corner of the globe, fine. But this idea that everyone else has to let them spill over and take over their future is just retarded. Call it Demographic Imperialism, I guess.
>>545011542Let me word it a little differently. India shouldn't be allowed to irresponsibly reproduce to the point where their excess people become everyone else's problem. Fucking rape-rats.
>>545011395I went to a nightclub in Auckland on the weekend and had to walk through a metal detector because a gang fight happened and someone got stabbed. I had to turn around twice before some obvious gang-affiliated person hovered a scanner over my pants before saying "is it your belt bro" Absolute fucking shithole this country. The nightlife seems lame as fuck as well, which was a shock to me - given it was labour weekend
>>545005451Yes they are even as a leaf myself. I find them way too liberal
All anglosphere is shit.Without exception.
>>545011325You wouldn't be able to do anything about Moaris even if you wanted to, anglo.You are colonial squatters there. Just like in australia, americas, middle east, etc, etc, etc.The only reason they allow your feet to tread on their lands is because of benefit. And should that benefit decline to mediocre levels, they will purge you over 1 night, that's all it'll take, just 1 night.You are at the Moari's mercy for existence. Not the other way around.
>>545005451Cringe.
>>545012097There are 2 million Whites and around 850k Maori. Your fantasy of racial revenge doesn't work.
>>545005451What does the NZ military fight for?
>>545005451Looks fun. Seems like a good way to let the demons out.
>>545005451I am sure this is pretty effective in reality because anyone standing opposite these retards on the battlefield would probably be too busy shitting themselves laughing to fight.
>>545010666Oh fuck the white women have discovered it.
>>545005451the brits should have wiped out the maori, honestly. the haka is one of the most retarded things ive ever seen
>>545005451
>>545005451at best ir's willingly being possessed by a demon. at worst ir's performative bullshit that won't mean anything once they're punched in the face.
>>545010666checked
Not only are they brown and ugly, but this just pronounces their ugliness even more, its just an eyesore if anything
some find the sudden haka funnymaybe it gets old if you are there and have seen it too much. at the Palms Vegas buffet, they had a random hawaiian dance. didn't seem like many knew about it.pac islanders are weird. "lets be proud of just dancing and that's it"
>>545005451Just imagine, if a bunch of white boys hadn't popularized a half assed haka when playing England at rugby for novelty, nobody would give a fuck about stupid hakas
>>545011320Disrespecting the haka here is like denying the holocaust. You're basically outcasted as some kind of freak. Everyone just has to grimace and bury that cringe deep down. It's always a treat to see people from other countries point it out for how ridiculous it is, because you are immune
>>545013458They do security shit around the pacific Islands and generally get involved in anything you blood thirsty yanks do, just that it's kept on the downlow
>>545011025the brown natives were created there about 90 000 years after europeans spoke a common language, yet we can never receive a native status.
