First UK and US bases, and now Japan is telling people to prepare for a major catastrophe
>3 days of toilet paperWhat? So how many squares is that?
buy the gasprep your anustrust the plan
they all had enough of russia's bullshitmotherfuckers have all that land and they dont do shit with it except invade like niggers
>>545010257its probably nothing
germany and japan will rape correct russia's tight anus
>>545010376Kek
>>545010257>WTF IS GOING ONour elites have a plan for a little three day special operation (they think they can win and won't get slaughtered with the rest of us)
open source AI models are too dangerous.
>>545010306a roll a day per person in household, dont you remember covid?>>545010910correct answer but only after anthropic ipo
>>545010257Its truly amazing how the boiling frog is still not responding...
you think water and toilet paper will save you if an AI whoopsie happens?
Yeah we're all getting wiped out. They don't need us anymore. It's over for us goyim..
>>545010257It will be a "cyberattack" and they'll shutdown the internet forever.
>>545012061one can only hope
>>545010257would you please consult the happening graph—
>>545012061Fucking finally.
> USA: Pentagon Orders Bases to Prepare for 90 Days Without the Grid>> UK: Defence Chief Urges War Readiness in 1,000 Days and Civilian Stockpiling>> Japan: Disaster Minister Urges Nationwide Stockpiling of Food, Water, and Sanitation GoodsThe timing of these announcements suggests they may be acting on shared, highly sensitive intelligence.
>>545010257The US military is implementing fortress America, a plan to decentralize military installations so in case they are cut off from DC, they can function on their own for a period of time.
>>545011728don't panic. https://rumble.com/v73mhya-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-about-the-apocalypse.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
>>545012666Shut up satan. Nothing will happen.
Trump is going to nuke Jeetpan
>>545010257trump is nuking iran after mid terms
>>545011470Damn! a roll per day per person seems like a lot. Maybe for 4 people, and thats if they are eating slop or got Crohn's or IBS. I got crohns and its been decent on sulfasalazine again. Maybe a roll a week .
>>545010910You bought the jewish psyop, open source AI is the safe path, regulated AI is death
>>545010257Just use baby wipes to wipe your ass with. It takes me 2 baby wipes to clean but ass after shitting, 3 sheets of toilet paper to dry it. I shower about twice a week due to my skin drying out easily so I get dry flaky skin if I shower too often. Hence I use baby wipes after shitting. I wash my face once a day, put on fresh deodorant every day, maybe a bit of cologne.
>>545010257This isn't anything new. It's standard earthquake readiness and has been more or less common knowledge for decades. I have two rucksacks with enough stuff to last me and the wife for a bit over a weel prepared, and we keep a rolling stock of the canned goods. Many households do this.
>>545010257India will be nuked by everyone. The Poo particles will pollute the entire world for weeks.
This how they going to cancel the midterms
>>545013608But why did USA and UK say the same?
>>545010257Chud's Law
>>545014077the UK and US are literally involved in multiple active wars...
>>545013291What is it with crohns and shitting?If I shit a lot and have low energy is it a sign I have crohns?
>>545011728Finally
>>545010257They're saying because they know a major false flag is coming
Schwab knew in fucking 2020That's been the plan all along
Why 3 days?
>>545012739>>545010257This is due to the unrest that will come following the midterms, other countries are being told to prep because of the scope of the us' influence
>>545010257why always 72 hours?
>>545014488Well we know conservatives won't chimp out, so they could be expecting a republican victory.
>>5450144033 days of darkness, probably something kabbalistic
>>545014077Because the US is currently at war and the UK are in close proximity to the war in Ukraine is my guess. Japan has had a lot of flooding and earthquakes this year so there's been an increase in discussion around preparing for disasters these last few months.
>>545014403Enough to hold out until aid arrives, or alternatively if your house wasn't destroyed, enough to last you until you can return home from the evacuation shelter.
>>545014299It's important to have power and water connected to the internet so that they can be taken down. It was a mistake that they weren't as vulnerable in the past. In 2026 it's important that everything important to society can be wrecked through le cyber.
>>545010257nothing ever happens, idiot
>>545010257The one thing I know for sure is that there wont be a cyberattack AI whateverthefuck because /pol/ is wrong about every prediction. Once again I remind you pathetic schizos that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
>>545010257>buy shit to help the economy
>>545010257>Land prone to natural disasters wants to be preparedThis is news how?
>>545010257Project 2030 incoming
>>545010747this, of course.>>545012061nope. You're stuck here forever, idiot.>>545012666>highly sensitive intelligenceyou mean schizophrenia?>>545012739>fortress Americasounds schizophrenic as fuck
>>545014299>They're saying because they know a major false flag is comingno, take your meds schizo (picrel)
>>545010257fucked up how when the government doesnt see it coming, they accuse you or hoarding and seize your toilet paper, but when they do see it coming, they recommend you start hoarding.
>>545010257>Three days tooOh my God it actually is happening isn't it, oh fuck
>>545010428Russia and Ukraine are poor irrelevant shitholes. You will be dying in Iran. Democrats own the EU, the EU won't be able to refuse shit this time.
If you go inside any jap's tiny apartment a lot of them don't even have any food AT ALL for the day, they go out and buy it every single day and make sure not to buy enough for two days, because that would be too much.This isn't a joke, some of them only have like 8 hours worth of food stored, for some it's literally nothing.
>>545010257Day after the midterms is likely the day WWIII goes full blown kinetic. Everyone already knows Trump is going boots on the ground after the mid terms. J.D. Vance slipped up not too long ago telling people to vote republican because we haven't put boots on the ground before midterms. I forget the exact wording. Maybe some anon has the clip.
>>545015868>8 hours worth of foodWhat does this even mean. It's nothing to go 8 hours without eating. Jeez.
>>545010257Isn't this normal? Are you telling me people don't have supplies to last more than 3 days?I also expected Japanese to already be doing this, considering how frequent natural disasters are over there.
>>545012739If anything it's to do with satellites.The past two years have been any indication whenever you try and disarm something as big as these continent sized countries a bunch of dumb random fking junk happens. It would appear as a change in regimes if it were not actually one either way. So in terms of seriousness actually yes be slightly prepared.
>>545010257The refined products stockpiles like diesel, heating oil, kerosene are starting to run out. The reserves of heavy sour and medium sour crude oil are starting to run out. There are used to make the above refined products. Pretty soon there will only the Canadian, Russian and some African and South American supply to make the middle distillates I mentioned. Diesel will sky rocket. Aviation fuel will sky rocket. Natural gas for much of the world will sky rocket. A big war will begin to try free up the gulf oil and gas and other products. The infrastructure will all be destroyed. Who will win who knows. But gulf oil and gas will be gone for 10 years. Get ready for hard times.
>>545015868what the fuck are you talking about
>>545015964In Japan they eat every three hoursSmall rice ballSeaweed dumpling laterGoldfish nextAnd so onEvery three hours
>>545015868oh my god please stop making us look so fat
>>545014320This is the reason for the Talmud response. It not about Jews run the world you fucking brainlet. Dean W Ball is Head of Strategic Futures at OpenAI and previously worked on AI policy in the White House. His comment about needing to read the Talmud appears to relate to one of the hardest problems in advanced AI, how to preserve fundamental values as an intelligent system changes, learns and potentially begins improving itself.The interesting connection is that the Talmud is not simply a collection of religious rules. It records generations of arguments about how rules should be interpreted. It preserves disagreements, precedents, exceptions, hypothetical situations and even arguments that ultimately lost. Later scholars reasoned from this accumulated structure when confronting circumstances the original writers could never have anticipated.That makes it an interesting model for AI alignment. A sufficiently advanced AI cannot simply be given a short list of commandments because reality will continually produce situations the original rules did not anticipate. The deeper problem is creating a reasoning framework capable of adapting while preventing the underlying values from gradually disappearing.Judaism therefore provides something like a very long running experiment in preserving principles while allowing continuous reinterpretation. The analogy becomes particularly interesting with recursively improving AI. Each generation of a system could become substantially different from the previous one while somehow needing to preserve certain fundamental commitments.So Ball probably was not suggesting putting Jewish religious law into AI. He appears to have recognised that Talmudic reasoning contains centuries of practical experience with precisely the abstract problem AI researchers increasingly care about, how a system can evolve dramatically without reasoning away the principles it was originally intended to preserve.
>>545015394>wrecked through le cyberI'm old enough so that "cyber" only means cybersex in chatrooms to me and nothing else. Fuck off and die, I will never change.
>>545016260shalom kikegpt
>>545012061THEY BETTER NOT!! NOT BEFORE GTA6 COMES OUT!!
>>545010257they think iran, but ileft, all their plans were predicated on their presumption that i was a coward, and not someone that just didn't want to waste time.now their whole world is collapsing on them and they dont know or understand why.not 3 days, 3 years.your food must last you 3 years (and some), and you better hope you are immune to radiation, because there will be no refunds.
>>545012292i just checked, nothing ever happens.
>>545013339>>545010910its STI, not AI.
>>545015656>you mean schizophrenia?lol, had they actually listened to any of the schizophrenics, they wouldn't have attacked iran in the first place, or encouraged ukraine, or opened the borders when covid hit."HSI" is nothing more than "the goyim know"-lligence.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545016873?just use your hand its free and has many health benefits also
>>545013291Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545010306>how many squaresThree. One per day. Use it wisely.
>>545010257isn't there some comet or other bullshit coming close these days ?
>>545010376Two more jeets.Two more H1B we promise.
