>This is not another 10k layoffs at Amazon which is like not even 3% of its employee>This is not 5% of Netflix>This is 25% of all employees at Microsoft. Absolute bombshell.https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/10/26/microsoft-msft-voluntary-buyouts.htmlAI is so fucking basedlTotal Wagie Death!
>>545011219but the real concern is this cyptic message nestled inside an otherwise innocent sign. Its like finding a knot in a perfectly straight piece of lumber; the surface clean and polished but underneath lies a much filthier grain.unbelievably, they snuck this into a major syndicated television program in the early/mid-nineties...right there on the storefront, hiding in plain sight; right there!
>>545011219Many companies are doing this, rather than admitting there is massive waste that they need to cut (especially as the central banks increase interest rates to make borrowing expensive), they just say it's because of AI.Zack Dorsey did it months ago, he made a bunch of really dumb acquisitions, including some nigger rap music company, all these create duplication at best (and taking on a lot of "dead weight" hires in plenty of cases). But he just said he needed to lay people off because of AI and retards just bought it.
>>545011219SAAAAR HOW COULD BILL GATES DO THIS TO ME SAAR, I BRING SO MUCH SUPERIOR DESI TALENT SAAR, WHAT HAPPEN
>>545011219They'll hire just as many jeets a month later.
>>545011219With poo's you lose.
>>545011219They selected such a high numbers because they know most will not take the offer since the job market is apocalyptic.In the end it will result in like 1% leaving, then they will do a layoff to complete their target number.
>>545012038>implying they're laying off jeets
>>545011219Nothing new, just making space for new jeets. They will find a way to hire them even with a ban.
>>545012048and the weight of that many jeets will cause microsoft to finally collapse, ushering in the linux open-source renaissance
>>545012568We wish, we may get a perpetually frozen windows 11, while HarmonyOS slowly takes it's place.
>>545012568Did you say linux talent?
But they keep the pajeets
>>545012640>poor ass jeets who can't afford microsoft use linuxwow, now do the linux contributors mapsloppy edit too, you missed some pixels
>just got promoted on our already lean engineering team>now senior>asked not to discuss it with anyone yet>some of my coworkers have had permissions suddenly cut with no explanation>their sprint planning was “fluff”, not enough work to get them through a week>I have to nod along knowing it’s over for them while I get to update my linkedin
>>545012273They are either purging jeets/visajeets (buyouts offered in US, Canada, UK, and India), or are purging non-jeets to solidify Microsoft as a true A(ll) I(ndians) companyIm betting on the latter as saarport remains unaffected
>>545011219Yes we know MicroSAAR is going under. This has been obvious for a while by the increasingly low quality of their products.
>>545012707cope
>>545012827He was asking about contributors SAAR!
>>545012854he implied I edited it>but contributionscope, it's all jeets, it's why /g/ is so brown
>>545012827>the scam-filth use the free productagain, wow, what a shockagain, show me the numbers of scam-filth actually contributing their unpaid skilled labour to producing the free product instead
>>545011261funny how the kike hat is always covered
>>545011219>AIactually indians
>>545012038They also applied for 120k h1b visas lmao>Slash 25% of existing workforce >Reacquire double the slashed workforce in hindushits
>>545011219That means i buy the stonk
>>545012914>he implied I edited itthe image is clearly edited, since there is an australia shaped hole in it. once an image is proven to be edited in one way, it loses all credibility in all other ways
>>545012920>for freeyikes>>545013065literally who
>>545012795Why larp retard if you aren't even going to read the article? It's not a layoff, everyone is still working
>>545013106>we did it, we found 1 jeet who is getting paid to install linux for people. linux is rightful jeet clay saaaarwow
>>545011219I’ve been aggressively decoupling my personal value stack from legacy credentialism and repositioning myself as an equity-first, agent-native outcome architect.My day starts at 04:30 with sunlight exposure, electrolytes and 20 minutes of first-principles journalling to identify where I’m still operating from an employee-centric scarcity ontology. Then zone 2 cardio while my agent swarm stress-tests my household’s strategic moat. No caffeine until I’ve shipped one asymmetric insight.Practically, I’m de-risking the balance sheet, fractionalising my expertise and building a portfolio of permissionless micro-ventures at the intersection of cheap cognition and expensive problems. I’ve also transitioned my wife and kids onto an outcomes-based operating cadence. We no longer have breakfast; we run a daily nutrition stand-up.The biggest unlock has been reframing my mortgage as a non-agentic liability embedded in a structurally unscalable housing workflow. Currently exploring whether I can collapse that entire vertical through a combination of Claude, breathwork and seller financing.People keep asking what I actually do. That’s legacy job-title thinking. I’m building the orchestration layer for who I’m becoming.Happy to connect with anyone else operationalising abundance at the nervous-system level.
>>545013137Frankly I’m too stupid to understand the implications and it’s a waste of effort. I just wanted an excuse to brag about my promotion and generate some seethe, is it working?
>>545013175cope
>>545011219It’s voluntary until it’s mandatory. You’d be retarded not to take this deal
>>545013239SAAR INDIA TALENT MANY SPECIALIST SAAR, MUCH BENEFIT OF WORLD ECONOMY SAAR. PLZ REDEEM SUPERIOR CODEJEET SAAR
>>545011219H1B median wage is $150,00010,200,000/yr10 BILLION200 MILLIONdoors which need to be feeding AMERICAN familiesMultigenerationalAmerican educated,American working,American citizens and families.>But the H1B has an American educationFuck them.So did all the AMERICANS who got an American education.Let the foreigner support their home country in their home country. Foreigners go back.Jobs for Americans.>fast tracked H1Bs become citizens now they are Americanand you are Jewish and need to be executed now face the wall.Death to all NGOs importing browns and foreigners.JOBS TO CITIZENS.Death to corporate leadership which are defended within our border but give jobs to foreigners.Death to government enforcement which turns a blind eye to corporate H1B and green card abuse and discrimination.If people still have necks heads can still roll.
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>>545013060It’s already priced in
>>545013206This probably unironically works on normies. I will both seethe and kek if it does. Godspeed Anon.
THE NEW TRUMP GOLDEN AGE
>>545012967>kike hatIt's called a "pileolus", heathen
>>545013137They are all gonna take the buyout lol are you stupid
>>545015548No they aren't, it's a terrible offer unless you are at twenty years or already have another job. It's better to wait and get laid off, you'd get more through unemployment
