imagine spending 100 days in a cell like this with no internet no phone no games no nothing
>>545011599idk but im now watchinghttps://rumble.com/v35rpw2-andrew-tate-live-from-jail.htmlmust suck
>>545011599>imagine spending 100 days in a cell like this with no internet no phone no games no nothingThis giga groid will finally learn how to write and read at least
>>545011599Jail isn't fun, shocker. I was locked up when Micheal Jackson died and let me tell you, you can get sick of watching television.
>>545011599You get free time, phone calls and outdoor activities.You also get a list of career opportunitys free health and dental care.and last but not least you get Conjugal visit. aka sex.
>>545011599they have mattresses and are allowed to keep bottles of water.in the jail i stayed in, they gave us plastic bed rolls about as thin as a muhfuggin sail-foam, did not let you keep bottles of water. there were also guys in there with the plague, tuberculosis, and AIDS.the tates also appear to have a window that looks outside, be able to turn off the lights to sleep peacefully, possibly have outlets to charge tablets, and have relatively clean beddingjails in the united states are more hardcore than whatever this is. i think they're also getting steroids smuggled in. this is more like an adult daycare center.
I did 82 days in solitary in a Moscow prison and it was fine.
>>545011599Well, that's the idea; when you're >100 IQ, you eventually get to thinking about what you did wrong.
>>545011995don't forget unlimited access to tyrones bbc>>545012053did you not get raped?
>>545012146>did you not get raped?No. I was in their version of seg. I only got access to 3 other guys in a rec room 2 hours a day and everyone was chill. I’m pretty sure the other 3 were Russian mafia but I didn’t ask and they didn’t tell but the guards treated them like royalty.
>>545012267so prison rape is false? and the whole, russian prisons they torture you is bullshit?
>>545011599Perfect environment for close door cultivation.
>>545011599What a stupid AI. Why are they using the toilet as a shelf? Do they like drinking from piss-sprayed bottles?
>>545012311>so prison rape is false? and the whole, russian prisons they torture you is bullshit?I don’t know what gen pop is like but I imagine it’s hell. I can only speak from my experience where I was on my own 22 hours a day, 21 in cell and 1 in an exercise pen and 2 hrs in a rec room with 3 others who basically ignored me for at least the first 30 days and then got mildly friendly by the last 50.
>>545011599yeah its boring as fuck, they're lucky they dont have a camera inside watching them shit
>>545011888A prison is one's home for a period of time, so of course you have everything you're used to - BUT you can't leave your temporary home whenever you want to, and the bare thought of this fact is extremely claustrophobic!
>>545012449so you was in a cell with 21 other dudes? that seems even worse.
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>>545012537they're lucky to even have someone else in a cell it's so boring it's unreal, the library is shit
Everyone should do time in prison. It's good for the soul
>>545012527I've spent a year and a half underwater on a submarine. We often discussed how prison would be preferable
>>545012570why? so you think being in a cell on your own is worse?
This photograph is from a stream they did in 2023 where they built this mock cell. I thought AI but it was too accurate, verified it for you all.Sage + report this shitty thread. Found a restream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huodO3HwpIg
>>545012577it's the most boring shit ever imagine being in a cage 24/7 with nobody and just some shitty books
>>545012617because the only face you'll ever see is your food being brought and you look forward to shift changes so you can see another face
>>545011599If not for the prison rape it sounds kinda relaxing
>>545012647never thought about that, but atleast you ain't smelling another dudes dung. have you done time? isn't uk jails full of drug addicts?
>>545011599at least he can dance!
>>545011599He didn't last a few days before whining like a bitch.
>>545011599spent 17 months, its tolerable with books , exercise and masturbation. first months are tought
Based. We should make prisonmaxxing a new trend where you can only eat cheap minimal food, no internet access, only sleep, shower, pray, eat, work, read/write, socialize. It should minic what prison time is supposed to be, not what it ends up being in most cases.
>>545011599That's way nicer and far more spacious than most prison cells.
>>545012723>what it ends up beinggay sex is overrepresented in closeted homosexual imaginations
>>5450115992 bunkbeds but only 2 people. cushy.was better than what i had in portland or
>>545012745>gang violence>plotting nefarious shit >getting in troubles with the wards >having to eat bottom tier processed slop >masturbating>self harmThat was only part of what I was referring to but nice self report.
>>545012614Absolutely! You just MENTIONING the word 'submarine' makes me desperate - can't fathom how you were capable of staying there.
>>545011599Sounds pretty easy. I found it pretty funny how normalfags lost their minds during corona
>>545012844What has prisons to do with corona?
The one good thing about being a prisoner is that you don't pay taxes, fucking love that aspect.>t. prison guard
>>545012786The water. If you leave you die
>>545011599sounds kind of freeing, ironically
>>545011599Been there done that
>>545011788I skimmed over it - they're rambling 24/7
>>545012053Fuck thats wild.You should join ukr army nowTo get revenge on jewtin
>>545011599I worked at a jail and it seems like the worst part is the boredom. Definitely looked worse than that (that's a AI pic btw, tallying days in crayons really?) The mattresses were just some stuffing wrapped in plastic. If you threatened to kill yourself, you get stripped down and thrown in a shit and blood encrusted cell with nothing in it but a hole in the middle to shit in.
>>545013041Yes, and despite you have air inside it must be impossible to not fear it disappearing too?
>>545011850You idiot, Tate is a nerd and a college dropout. Being a retarded knucklehead who refuses to read is part of his persona.
>>545013176JahahahahOkay tate defender
>>545013128I’ve got no beef with Russia, not allowed to go back but and lost my former career over it.
>>545012546I don't trust political women.
>>545011599Just a wide open toilet in the middle of the two bunks is brutal.
>>545011599lol bro it’s not even that nice. This photo is fake and gay
>>545011599>imagine You are a pathetic faggot.
>>545011599They have phones and tablets in prison now
>>545012631Thank god for a song of fire and ice. That book will make time fly by
>>545011599it would probably lead to me losing weight, gaining muscle, gaining confidence, and quitting bad habits.sounds like i need to get arrested. watdo as far as crimes, /pol/ ?
>>545013019You make up for that by being a statistic in the prison economy. Private prisons get payouts by the government for not having enough prisoners, so you are the product still.
>>545011599It can be good for you.>porn detox>screen detox>forced to socialize or read books to pass time>nit the kind of people you want to socialize with but you may learn things>you'll get motivation to do things once you get out>maybe you won't waste as much time>having to defend yourself jail makes dealing with normies fucking easy mode>You might learn discipline to help the days go by faster - mediation, push-ups, situps, planks, etcThe food is fucking terrible And you don't need to go to jail or camp where you pay an organization to kidnap your kids to have them live in the woods for this kind of experience.Jail fucking sucks Prison is even worse as far as I understand- less rotation, permanent social dominance order.Whatever the fuck the 1/3 inch thick slab of cold veiny ham with an oil sheen is l, fuck that. You might get 1/8 cup of applesauce, 1/8 of a cup of black beans, and 1/4 of a piece of wonderbread and an 4oz cup of watered down juice.Your social issues like being poop-shy will eventually go away when there is only one toilet in the middle of the fucking common area while your cells are locked. You'll figure it out. Nobody wants to watch you shit anyway, the feeling is mutual. So having to use a stall at work? Having a girl over and needing to shit? You won't give a single fuck - and this is good - you shouldn't be bashful about using your own toilet if that was ever an issue.Make sure you don't project your loss of privacy onto others though. Jail and Prison can make people think others don't deserve privacy either and they force that upon others to hard. Don't let the system's abuse of you become the abuse of others.
>>545011599Sounds better than healthcare
>>545011599There was a nigger on kick last week streaming from jail, they gave him a stake deal........
>>545012723You can monk it out or just volunteer at a local church. Try not to get too zogged in it, but thee are worse places to occupy your time if you're going for monk mode.
>>545013237What career and what crime did you do?
>>545013237Was it a bogus politically motivated charge or did you do something stupid.How did you grow?: If you reflected at all, what wisdom did you internalize.>serioushat.png
Why don't they have bed sheets? Do they throw out the mattresses every time there's a new inmate? I'm not sleeping on a bare mattress that a hundred other degenerate convicts slept on.
>>545011599It's terrible how states get away with mistreating prisoners. Each 'cell' should be at least a 3-star Motel 6 room with private bathroom, locks controlled mainly by the occupant assigned to it. Instead we have inhumane concrete cages which cost more than the median income for an American worker. It fixes nothing; instead it steals time and autonomy, and introduces new traumas which decreases trust and loyalty in institutions and increases the likelyhood of recidivism.When solitary confinement was first developed in Pennsylvania over a hundred years ago, they made sure the confined had stimulating and productive activities they could keep busy with. Today it is a torture cell of pure deprivation that will drive occupants mad over the long term. Most states and the feds have lost legitimacy to govern just purely on their treatment of society's most vulnerable: the convict.
>>545011599No blanky? That’s basically torture
>>545011599You underestimate the adaptability of humans. People adapt to everything from harsh weather, to misery and poverty and slavery, to practically anything. That’s why you see people living in shitholes but still look happy. At some point it becomes your norm.
>>545013147These fags misrepresent what threatening to kill self is all the time, imagine the sick bastard how many times lied about this to do this to people, they need to be killed nobody should want to kill themselves when they know how these parasites are
>>545011788How is this a thing? Also they are both pretty boring people.
>>545011599imagine the smell
>>545013657>>545013713I’ve already pushed it enough some sperg could dox me and that’s factoring in my flag isn’t my nationality.>tldr very minor incident that escalated due to company I worked for who then washed their hands of me.
>>545013741Then you'll sleep on the steel or concrete.Either you'll lower your standard or you won't, the system does not care.The shitty conditions or jail and Prison are huge deterrents for me. I've been to juvy which is basically this - toilet in your cell, you have a bunk mate, and they made us kids shower in the common area. Oh yes. There was a barrier which covered the 2/3 portion of our bodies, but we showered in front of everyone one at a time. Luckily we were always able to use our cell toilets vs a single community toilet.Been in a holding cell a few times. Bag lunch of bologne sandwich, orange or apple, and if memory serves even a cookie - as an adult.I forget where I had the 1/3" slab if ham for breakfast. Probably juvy.Oh, no, I was fully booked into jail once. Somehow avoided having to spread my asshole for intake search. I was the only one in my entire block. Seriously. There were like 30 or 40 cells across two stories, not a single other inmate. Breakfast was served by a, fick I forget the name, but an inmate on good behavior who gets to do in-jail jobs. I hot girl from my old high school served me breakfast - supervised by a guard of course We recognized each other immediately and there were so many questions that went unspoken.Nobody asked suffice to say anon there is a LOT O deliberately HAVEN'T done because jail is a HUGE deterrent for me. I still wound up in jail regardless, but not for years or even months.It sucks dude. It's not hard to avoid jail either if you can avoid toxic people - including family. My guardian was a drunk, female, reactive abuser, and now that they are dead to me I haven't seen a cell in 20 years. Was the problem me? Or the environement....If you're gonna do it be prepared to kill yourself swiftly. But hopefully your situation doesn't make you weigh scebarios and decisions like that.
>>545013922Checked.No worries I have read too many times some minor shit lands Allies in Russian prison for years, like getting tackled by officers for being drunk but thr actual issue becomes you kicked an officer in the foot while being tackled.Indeed your situation was escalated too.
>>545011599I'd just sleep through it. It wouldn't be too bad.
>>545012647what did you do
You gotta admit he has a point here
>>545012546dont know who a single of these fucks are on the right. literally.
>>545012647I hate seeing human faces
>>545011599You’ll develop a booty addiction real quick. Or get used to have a cock in your ass.
>>545012053Drugs?
>>545013922Yeah people dox literal nobodies for making normie comments...delusional retard
>>545011599how'd they post on the internet from a cell>they shared a celli know, how'd they post on the internet?>from a cellAAAHHH!!!!II KNOWWW< BUT HOWWW!!!! HOWWWW!!!!!
>>545011599Bible and a strict workout regime. Not hard. Also fucking with guards is fun. ;)
>>545011599Sounds like some kind of a retreat celebrities would pay big bucks for.
>>545011599When I was 15 years old I was in a youth jail for 2 weeks for stealing a bicycle. It was so horrifying that I never did a crime ever again, I learned my lesson.
