Hoard tinned food, water, shit paper enough for 3 days?We're neutral for fuck sake!
There has to be a fuckoff huge asteroid coming or something, we'd see the warning signs if WW3 was about to kick off
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>>545016581so did you just not notice the last three storms of a passing supercelllol there are gale force winds right now
>>545016621>we'd see the warning signs if WW3 was about to kick offBesides everyone saying this is ww3 since ukraine started that doesn’t count
*British looming intensifies*desu we're gigafucked if anything bad enough happens that even Ireland needs to stockpile food, we import way more than we make. Also nobody knows how to grow crops except a handful of farmers, who as pretty much the only people here with guns will probably become the new ruling class.
>>545016581no .gov link to get it online?>An post delivered...dafuq
>>545016770take back your country start by fucking slicing up the blights in Buckingham palace... "ye are many they are few""rise like lions after slumber. "
>>545016581>oh the tripple lock has nothing to do with neutrality! >we have no intentions of jumping into wars!How do they just blatantly lie with a straight face like this? It's actually almost impressive
>>545016621Total control is coming, they want you on your knees begging them "please, please save us"This is how you are going to get there.
>>545016667Yeah it uses the examples of storms but they never handed these out before. Only now, at the most suspicious time you could
>>545016977been doing this at the borders and below since that english town became atlantis ten or so years ago lolthe fact that a bunch of countries are all doing it at once i'm guessing some big report came out and now all the individual agencies are copy pasting it and thats their work done for a few years
Die flut kommt
>>545016581Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Our little deep state front man that looks like a lesbian, Andy Burnham, said something about 3 days stockpiling too. So it seems to be some kind of co ordinated psyop. Tiresome.But you should have some stuff in stockpile anyway.
>>545017198Have you considered boycotting jeet food?
>>545016621if a fuckoff huge asteroid was coming 3 days of supplies wouldn't save anyone.
>>545017198Starving people don’t need toilet paper
>>545017107I'm talking about Ireland. And the Irish triple lock concerned with setting troops in a foreign land. they are so full of bullshitThey are doing it now because they are going to jump into war with Russia and they know what the instant backlash will be is what i'm thinking. If they have Ireland doing away with the triple lock at this timing, and we're all getting these leaflets, it's rather suspicious. Yes there are storms coming but again, funny timing is it not. They were preparing these leaflets a month ago
>>545017198>The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per dayNice bait shrek but not everyone has swamp ass
>>545016581they intend to release a biological weapon that will cause the citizenry to go insane, only the most paranoid and prepared will be capable of surviving, since they'll heed the warnings and stay indoors (avoiding the bioweapon sprayed into the air)everyone who didn't read will remain outside (rioting) and be exposed to the bioweapon.this is their "nukes", and how they always intended to control the population if it got out of hand. that's their "reset"the effects is, a deep realization of all evil and wicked acts that they've done, repentance and a desire to purge everything that is evil and wicked, that means a total reset, since everything made by hands is evil or wicked.this is why every building in japan was destroyed by fire, except that one single shinto gate made of wood.that was their only hope of salvation, escaping through the outer gate.so they left it as a holy relic, and left, having purged the land of all evidence of their existence.that's what they have planned.unless you're willing to see death face to face, stay indoors once everything goes down, and dont go out for a week, not 3 days, a whole week, or you may end up suffering from any lingering remnants of the weapon.though, if you survive the attack and remain, you will be immune and be able to suffer the second "blast">inb4 sourcepersonal experiencei live in the heart of a nuclear power plant, in the heart of a black holeif i were to leave, someone else would be made to take my place.not all are made for this place, so i remain, the keeper of the hold.
3 days of supplies is absolutely nothing. If you have food at home you're set. Only need some plastic water tank you fill and empty regularly.
>>545017399Worth looking into nearby springs, water purification tablets and maybe filters too. Food is easy, but having a reserve of water is hard. A month's supply for one person can be anywhere from 100L to 150L
>>545017198i'm sorry what xDhow the fuck do you use a roll a daydoes the average austrailian just have permanent diarrhea? xDalso yes i take the piss out of horders, almost all toilet paper is produced less than twenty miles from where it's soldi live in an area with a population of less than a 100k and there's three factories making it, one of which only makes toilet paper kitchen roll ect lol
>>545017529>how the fuck do you use a roll a dayDo you not care about the cleanliness of your ass? My sauna that I'm currently not using is filled with toilet paper
>>545017369the el nino surge or whatever they called it has been going for several months and pretty sure ireland took one of the early storms before it hit us
>>545017576's what i meanhow bad are your shits that it takes that much paper to get clean?like at that point you should be using soap and waterroll a day, lol i only shit once a day and it doesn't take but a yard ish
>>545017519Squeeze filters/filter straws/etc for hiking and camping can be had quite inexpensively nowadays and are good for quite a lot of water, worth keeping on hand especially if you live somewhere that gets floods and storms regularly.
kek Ukraine must be nearing the verge of failing and Europe RDS is reaching terminal stages wanting to start a direct war with Russia
>>545017593But they've never done these leaflets as i've said. And the triple lock. And they are literally training for Ukraine/Russia. The military posture has shifted a lot, it is looking beyond just basic readiness. They are going into war. What else would take Ireland to get rid of it's triple lock? The European power grid is more vulnerable to attack. They've said this much themselves. They know it would be targeted should they go to war. A storm isn't going to cut the entire power grid across Europe. That is ridiculous
>>545017399the problem is that these "3 days of supplies" is coms.1 = 1 year.when they say x days, and its less than a week, they almost certainly mean x years.it doesnt make any sense to tell americans, most which have a week to 3 weeks worth of food, to prepare 3 days of food, maybe water, and depending on the weather, gasoline for a generator for that food in the fridge (not pantry)the only time it makes sense to say 3 days is if there's a literal nuclear blast, and you're to say indoors in an emergency shelter away from your house, until the fallout leaves the air OR they mean 3 years worth of foodi'm leaning to the 3 year coms narrative, considering that since covid, i haven't been able to eat any meat or anything with sugar.the only meat i've been able to eat is that which was raised by friends of the family or meat from before covid, this is almost 7 years later.do you understand?7 years = 7 days "save enough fresh meat for 1 week""save enough water for 1 week""save enough food for 1 week"in other words, they are going to contaminate the environment, and all the food will be contaminated, so "save enough food for 3 days", but actually make it 1 week, because you may not build up an immunity for what's to come fast enough, and will end up needing it to hold over for a whole "week"stockpile for 3-7 years, not dayswater you can purify or buy purified (boil as needed if using tap water)but food that isn't contaminated?avoid meat and thoroughly cook whatever else you buy, but meat is the biggest obstacle, because animals will carry what they release (because they will be outdoors when the "weapon" is deployed (aerosol/bioweapon)
>>545017529Maybe some people use less than a toilet roll a day and congratulations if that's you, but you are an extreme outlier. I just cracked a new roll this morning and there's only about one third left at this point and its not even 10am. Today will probably be a 2 toilet roll day for me unfortunately.
>>545017576>man that cleans house>expects companyi dont wipe
>>545017357You do understand that lack of hygiene in a happening is a huge problem because it leads to spreading diseases etc, right? Having enough hygiene products like soap, wipes, toilet paper, wound care, feminine hygiene products if you have women around and diapers if you have babies around etc is essential for prepping. Things get disgusting and unheakthy extremely quickly if you neglect those things.
>>545017854Least schizo post award.>come with us we will take you to safety
>>545017927Uh huh thanks for sharing your deep knowledge, mister Kekistan memeflag.
>>545017927>explaining proper hygiene He’s probably black or brown anon you’re beating your head against a wall.
>>545017198that's a fairly small amount of toilet paper for the average person, I'd say?
>>545016581Remember when New York City was doing the same thing about what to do in case a nuke went off and how to protect yourself from the radiation? Then a nuke went off a couple days later and people were scrambling
>>545018037Np, I know some people don't get taught how to wipe their ass by their parents. >>545018055I'd say not my problem but unfortunately it can become my problem if idiots start behaving like jeets because they didn't buy enough toilet paper.
>>545017399Yeah for any 3 day "disaster" I could walk to the nearby creek and drink dirty water and not be affected by parasites or anything until the 3 days were over, might as well just say zero days.You could even just sit still and not do any of this and be fine.
well anyways, ayys before midterms?
>>545016581Its just to keep you in a perpetual state of low level fear. Remember when half the country had no electricity or water for a few days last year after the storms ? we all survived , we were fine. It's decent advice to keep a stockpile of some food ,water and a heat source but they've deliberately chosen to present it like the apocalypse is coming
>>545018415The apocalypse has been stabbing and raping white europeans with impunity for a few decades now
Its called perpetual fear and its used to make you accept inflation and a reduction in living standards
>>545016581Potatonigger famine II. Total cathcuck death.
>>545016581>An island will drift away forever.You became a target the second you started brokering information to every country through your undersea internet cables. Not just a target. In the era of wireless telecommunications. THE MAIN ONE. The world economy will cease to function if you are allowed continue existing.I MS O R R YB U TI T SE I T H E RY O UO RM Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJG7CIqLo9A
>>545018020>come with us we will take you to safetyi survived the first blast, i'll survive the second.
Just 3 days of shit paper? Do you KNOW how much shit paper the average person goes through? you really don't have enough shit paper. shit paper will become more valuable than gold.
>>545017198I was just thinking about this pasta the other day when I replaced my toilet roll lol
>>545016581>Hoard tinned food, water, shit paperWhat about bullets?
>>5450165813 days of supplies is less than half of a weeks groceriesthere is this very odd thing that townies in ireland do.>it's 2pm>time to think about making a dinner>go to the shop>buy enough food for todays dinner>cook it>eat it>have zero food in the house
>>545018434>apocalypse has been stabbing and raping white europeansThank you for your insights , passportless bogan from Nyngan. The muzzies are going to cause a long term power outage and water contamination problem then are they bruce ? There can be more than one problem at a time.
>>54501759341,000 homes lost power from storm beolo the other day
>>545018893You have no gun Jeroen
>>545017338Its part of a scare strategy to prepare the public for several things1) Conscription ( they need a war to solve rising unemployment and kill off disaffected white men )2) More surveillance ( because too much is never enough )3) Less personal freedom. Can't have people organizing themselves into groups opposed to the State.As times get harder they have to keep the sheep fearful and compliant.
>>545017198its sad how many newfags dont even know a meme less then 5 years old. No wonder /pol/ is a husk.
>>545018928Townies are essentially children now . They dont plan for anything , they cant afford anything because they're income is mostly spent to allow them to be a townie. They dont own cars , they cant even fucking drive one.
>>545019143>they'reTheir. yes im retarded
>>545016581>You want us to hoard like 6 cans of food, a gallon of water and a roll of toilet paper?>This is outrageous!!
>>545016621The pole shifts, then Yellowstone erupts, then a meteor hits, triggering a nuclear retaliation, and then a new covid variant is detected.
>>545016581Google AI summary screenshot. The state of /pol/ threads.>>545016816https://www.gov.ie/en/office-of-emergency-planning/campaigns/be-emergency-ready/
>>545018991Using fear persuasion is extremely immoral (and effective). It's extremely unethical to use fear persuasion on someone unless their life is in actual risk.
>>545016581There's another famine coming next year because there's no fertilizer
>>545019829Yet here we are
>>545019710a nuclear retaliation against the meteor? >fuck off, space egg!
>>545016581It's relatively sound advice, you should store enough food that you don't need to shop for a while a rotate the supply using the older food first. We've always done that in America not only because of wars but natural disasters. We have lots of those here.
>>545016581>We're neutral for fuck sake!That just means you wont have allies if attacked
>>545016581the issue is Competency Crisis, not really War. you have too many young men, women and non-whites in important positions and the older white men with experience have retired or quit and so there isn't the capacity in systems to fix things if they break unexpectedly. couple that with the fact that the service life of many systems is coming to the end of their lives and aren't being /haven't been replaced then more issues arise and they can't be fixed.
>>545020263∆mbition is not a sin.∆rrogance is.I was created.From hate.In the land of ire.∆Fire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1TSZDiiHOc
>>545017854If it turns out you need stocks of 3-7 years, the world is pretty much over at that point as it's an extinction event. Surviving under such circumstances is a cool curiosity, but I don't need it, personally.
>>545017854Oh you think youre clever goyem? Huh? You think you cracked the code? It doesnt matter. Youre a goy and you will either die in the war or serve us. Join or die remember that. Join the snake or die
>>545017198>The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per dayI beg your pardon?
just eat the blacks and browns
>>545016621Stealth marketing for Godzilla Minus Zero
>>545017357Indeed>545019851You don't need fertilizer to grow crops. It just increases yield. This has nothing to do with fuel...the world has just enough to sqweek by. If it didn't the crisis would be now
>>545016581Better than ours, that just straight up tells us to pack up and run. Disgrace.
>>545016581the government removed the un triple lock, the next move is increasing military spending, recruitment and joining nato or some eu army for a gayop in ukraine
What the fuck is a 'triple lock?
>>545019093Shhhhh just laugh at the new guys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WmPTxrJ-kHIHmm, they are programming the masses for something. Similar narrative is being pushed by ZOG in Britain.
>>545025101https://www.gov.uk/government/news/households-encouraged-to-take-small-simple-steps-to-stay-prepared-in-an-emergency
>>545016581We had a few inches of snow and the fucking country shit itself for a few weeks, anonWhile shiteholes like Dublin might be okay, anywhere about 10 Kilometres outside of the Dublin and Belfast are utterly fuckedPeople in the Whest didn't have fucking electricity for like two weeksThis is just 'hoy hoy those outside of Dublin and Belfast be aware we've got infrastructure on par with India'
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>>545017866damn, it takes me a week to go through a roll. but i dont buy the cheap shit, i grab the most expensive shit. I was raised poor and served 20 years, fuck your 1 ply or give me death
>>545016667>so did you just not notice the last three storms of a passing supercellCompletely normal storms for October, happens every year.
>>545016581Was wondering when they'd join in. The wokest government and country in the world.
>>545016581>ISSUES>septemberTerrible thread
>>545025425>ESCAPE THE BIG CITIESAnd miss out on a front row seat view of the normalfag apocalypse?
>>545016882>How do they just blatantly lie with a straight face like this? It's actually almost impressiveIt's funny out, the first deployment will be to Lebanon to disarm Hezbollah. The Pallie loving leftists tards are seething.
>>545025619Try reading
>>545016581This is there way of telling you not to panic. You should. Anything that requires 3 days of supplies is going to require 30, because of the competency crisis and what happens when you turn something as big as the just-in-time delivery system off.They could have told you to get 2 weeks of supplies with covid and shut it all down then, which would have saved us all from 2 years of fuckery and a generation of suffering. They didn't. So why do you think they'd pull that card now? Get out of the cities.
>>545016581OH NOYeah whatever call me when that says be foreign killer ready
Oh no your miserable incel lives are going to get disrupted.
Look. Basically I'm just not gonna do any emergency hoarding. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not doing it is all. Hahahaha.
