Microsoft offering to buy out 60k workers, 1/3 of its entire workforce, to replace them with AI and save costs.
>learn to code>take the offer
>>545019665Good. Let's accelerate this shit.
>>545019665Inflation about to go wild in q1
>>545019665yeah, the sooner you do it, the greater the savings, presuming the whole AI thing doesn't fall down like a collapsing star. normies will of course be baffled by this and throw a fit about the heckin workers, but it's literally just business. once upon a time all the best touch typists were also put out to pasture because raw memo speed was made obsolete by fat smelly weebs who grew up tinkering with code instead of mechanical typewriters. life goes on, i hope those 60,000 wagies get raped to death, i don't care about them at all.
>>545019665Total Jeet death.
>>545019665This is surely a good idea when they're already known as microslop.
>>545019910i've never heard them called that once in my entire life. the whole sloppa meme has only been around for a few years, bozo. whatever 15 year olds are calling them on insta matters to no one anywhere.
>tfw college dropout>work with my hands>quality control in a podunk factory>irreplaceable>cnc machinists and IT nerds around me getting shitcanned for ai
>>545019665nice
>>545019960It's not even out of touch Thursday yet what are you doing
>>545019867I’m okay with it for now because it’ll mostly affect tech and service jobs. I just wonder what they are going to do with all these H1B visa niggers?
>>545020011firing cnc operator is extremely retarded if it is a serious shop
>>545019960My IT department works with MS shit like Sharepoint and calls them Microslop.Hilariously enough they were not even aware of AI slop as a term, this was a couple of months ago.
>>545019841We're witnessing the next imposed great depression unfolding.
>>545019665Please man, all I am asking for is that if we enter the cyberpunk tech dystopia, at least led me enjoy some of the cool shit too like robowaifus, internet-brain-interfaces, bionics and so on.At least add some redeeming aspects to it and not just the garbage.
>>545020211they're trimming the fat, the machines basically only need supervision and coolant sometimes.
>>545020393LOL
>>545020011I work in IT, but my job is being an IT janny who gets brought in on the projects whenever shit doesn't work as it should. So AI is probably not going to replace me in the nearer future at least, since for now it doesn't really work unless I constantly patch it back together.
>>545020407and who does the supervision, not the cnc operator?
>>545019665>to replace them with AIyes it's very common for massive corporations to offer voluntary separation agreements with severance to low performing, easily replaceable employees.this place gets dumber and browner by the day.
>>545019665They'll be hiring them back
>>545019797This. It’s excellent, because people will begin to congregate elsewhere.
I think AI really does stand for "actually Indians" in this case
>>545020393I'm sure Israel is working on it even as we speak
This should be good for silicon valley…The next Windows and Xbox will be a buggy mess like gen alpha has never experienced.
>>545020407I'm sure adding a couple million niggers to live nearby and decrease the wages will also keep the costs down too.
>>545019665>AI = actually indians
>>545019665Am I going crazy?I look at the building in that photo and I see a bearded man with a large nose grinning and rubbing his hands.
>>545019665Assuming there will be a massive stock buyback imminent, how can I profit from this?
>>545019665 AI MEANS ARTIFICIAL INDIANS.
>>545023871I assume laid off employees have a nice compensation maybe you can scam them with real state
Major checkmate to vance bessent and miller who went after them for h1bs, they just automated with ai instead of hiring Americans
>>545019763moving to a monthly subscription for microsoft WORD was suicide. i don't fucking need a whole goddamn suite of 20 different programs i just need word processor motherfuckers the most basic bitch function of a computer for thirty years. i use wordpad now and motherfuck microsoft whenever i get the chance.
>>545024296>moving to a monthly subscription for microsoft WORD was suicideIt's actually led to record profits.>Microsoft will fail now because I use wordpad you aren't the target customer
>>545022692>this place gets dumber and browner by the day.So does Microsoft
