Does your country have good foreign relations?
Yeah I got a german uncle pretty cool guy
>>545030014Does he have a funny accent?
>>545029915Worse than before because of brexit but improving
>>545030086I told you, he's german
forget norway
>>545030109No one really judged the UK for Brexit that way though. More of a k thing.
>>545029915Not really. We had the largest empire the world will ever see. We shook the world up so hard, everyones still rustled about it. But thankfully Trump, the USA, and Israel are now enemy number 1 for the world.
>>545029915Norway should declare Donald J. Trump as non-welcome person on any role....we should do same.
>>545030143Did you ever get chewed out by him? That'd be kinda scary but also cool.>>545030164More like Snoreway, am I right? Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>545029915It's true. Norway sucks in all the money.
>>545030201Need to sneakily start a bunch of colonies back up.
>>545029915Turkey like us because they are outbreeding us and taking territory without firing a single bulletRomania likes us because we never attacked them (i think) plus we are not interested in taking MangaliaGreece likes us because all of us go on their beaches instead of oursMacedonia dislikes us because we make it unnecesarily hard to ascend to the EUSerbia probably dislike us because they like their historical ties with Moscow and we dislike them because a lot of bloodshed happened and it probably continues to happen in former Yugoslavia
>>545030460Which country is Serbia's biggest fans besides Russia?
>>545030460US sometimes like US, sometimes sells us to commiesRussia targets only the half of us who benefit from talking good about RussiaIdk how EU sees us overall, but we constantly question whether the EU is US project or Moscow project, because despite its support for Ukraine, it elevates females to leadership positions, and it generally hates gaming and builds blacklists of people who send their dick pic to underage females over the wire, so its not exactly a male loving union
>>545030231Kinda pathetic how countries feel they have to keep sucking up to him desu
>>545030231The world should officially rename America, "United Retard States" and use that name from now on so Americans can always be reminded of what they are.
>>545029915My neetbuxx says otherwise
>>545030643I don't have strong opinions on Bulgaria. Seems a bit more relaxed than Serbia at least. EU is a bit slow and has boomer sensibilities sometimes is the biggest problem. Hence the chat control stuff.
>>545030772You're a shithouse and not a shithole country, apparently. Wonder if that's better or worse.
>>545031011He's just pissed off he didn't get the Nobel, which you gave us autonomy over. It's independent. Nobody will know what the committee decided until he's long dead in 50 years.
It is true. We suck. We are a very poor country and I have to walk 8 hours a day to get water, just the way they do in Somalia. Very hard conditions. No internet, no food, no nothing. I am currently at a US military base here in Norway now so I can write this on pol. Thank you America for letting me use your fine technology and have a few minutes of western life.Have to go and chop some wood later on so I can send a smoke signal to mom and dad telling them I got the water.
>>545031129DIdn't declare war over the snub. Very peace-minded.
>>545031424Remember to bring some extra food so you don't starve crossing the mountains
>>545031424It's why Somalis love the Nordic countries. Just like home.
>>545029915He can't stop seething about no getting the nobel peace prize
>>545029915do people even know we exist? :c>>545031424this is so sad, how do i contact UNICEF to give starving norwegian children money for food and water?
>>545029915yes we even get racial diplomacy bonus
>>545031625The oof da people in the US are sure to love it, so it's a great election strategy too.
>>545029915Economic union in 4/7 neighbours.Military alliance with 4/7 neighbours.Complicated relations with 1/7 neighbour.Hostile relations with 2/7 neighbours.Our minister of foreign affairs is textbook MI6 operative who is married to American Jew. Our pm is redhead kraut. Our president seems to be on good terms with Trump.Could've been worse.
>>545031708Wonder why we never got that
>>545031663i know turks have half of cyprus and you have some funky tax stuff going onprobably both due to anglokikes
>>545031663dont those nordniggers deserve to starve lazy bastards, if it werent for oil these backwards snowmonkeys would still be raiding each other and raping like their ancestors
>>545031805Sounds less boring than here
>>545031580I will do norge fren. I am heading into the dark mountains with my wood and water soon and I have to pass the dark forest with dragons and mages. It will be scare since its night and the trolls come out but I have no choice.>>545031598True. We all walk long time for basic needs.>>545031663We are underdeveloped and UNICEF do not care about us :(I will help some children left in the mountains and forest on my way and I will give them some apples and fruit I picked on my long journey.
>>545031869hmm yes indeed, but somehow we still have good relations with the anglosthey even participated in our indepedence day march this year (the indepedence was against them)>>545031908your heartless.crueltugal.>>545032294Trump caused this
>>545031908Fun fact, Norway was the world's largest merchant shipping nation for a period in the late 19th century.
>>545029915despite all this you do what they say kek
>>545029915Probably because they have a sovereign wealth fund kek. Not like Norwegians get anything from it
>>545032669Not in charge though, >>545030650>>545032668We always like boat-related activities
>>545032294I know your journey will be hard, crossing the mountains will not be easy. When the the jotuns approach, run. May your skiis be forever fast.
>>545029915>Does your country have good foreign relations?....shut up
>>545031820Because you were the niggers of Europe for a time? lol you enslaved your neighbours. we traded land for pussy and tried bringing civilization to Yugoland (process ongoing)
>>545033564to be fair scandis are probably the nations in europ with the least amount of historical bagaggeno one comes close, even the most irrelevant meme countries in fucking benelux probably have some unspoken mass rape in central africa on their record
>>545033950bro go back a few hundred years sweden did their fair share of niggerism. but ye they kind of calmed down
>>545033564I don't remember anyone saying Vikings raided Austria. You have no legacy.
>>545035362go back, ivan
>>545033564Was thinking more recently. Blanda upp.
>>545035629Diplomacy is when you preserve your interests. You can get a racial surrender bonus if you want.
>>545035413I'm ethnic but okay Adolf
>>545035761>You have no legacy>Adolf
>>545029915Yes actually. Before we just sucked off the USA now we whore ourselves out to all sorts of places.
I saw an American plane 5 weeks ago and made the trek to their base to send you this message. Pray for me and my safe journey home please. I saw it, it is real.
