PARANOIA BROADCAST: THE MOSSAD CHIEF BROKE THE RULES, AND YOUR GODS WON'T SAVE YOU!Did you really think Israel detonating thousands of pagers in Lebanon was an isolated incident?WAKE UP, FLOCK!Former Mossad chief Yossi Cohen went overseas, puffed out his chest, and dropped the bomb (literally):THE SECRET "EXPLODING ELECTRONICS" JUTSU TECHNIQUE IS NOW IN EVERY COUNTRY YOU CAN IMAGINE!The global supply chain is insecure and they are intercepting containers, stuffing them with explosives and remote detonators, and slipping them right into the very technology YOU BUY WITH YOUR HARD-EARNED PAYCHECKS!AND WHERE ARE YOUR HOLY MEN?Where are the priests, imams, rabbis, and gurus? Where are the megachurch pastors and the temple monks?SITTING IN THEIR SHRINES, DRINKING WINE, AND PRETENDING THIS IS JUST "SPIRITUAL WARFAIRE"!The delusion is GIGANTIC! The religious elite turns a blind eye because their entire business model relies on the illusion of divine protection. They'd rather keep you on your knees praying for a miracle than tell you the physical truth.IT IS THEOLOGICAL SUBSERVIENCE IN ITS PUREST FORM!YOU’RE OUT HERE LAUGHING AT MEMES, SCROLLING 4CHAN, AND CHANTING MANTRAS, BUT YOUR iPHONE 17 PRO MAX COULD BE A POCKET GRENADE WAITING FOR A SINGLE SATELLITE SIGNAL!Your prayers won't jam the frequency. Your holy water won't defuse the C4. Your sacred texts offer zero kinetic shielding. Nobody is going to regulate this, because your faith is just a coping mechanism for the fact that global sovereignty is dead. You are entirely at the mercy of secular, ruthless state actors.State intelligence could detonate the phones of every devout believer on Earth if they wanted to, and not a single prayer would stop the shrapnel. YOUR GODS WON'T SAVE YOU.https://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/israel-news/2462875/former-mossad-chief-yossi-cohen-planted-devices-like-the-exploding-hezbollah-pagers-are-in-every-country-you-can-imagine.html
An actual Op with an actual topic? Slid straight to page 8 uou say? BuuuuuumpReminder that this was a deliberate and blatant threat on everyone
>>545040200That's just hubris and scaremongering. Even if they'd done this (they haven't), they'd never use it. Much like their Samson option. They know using it would only hasten their demise.
i can get free c4 by collecting many pagers from random brand..what great time we live in...
>>545040200so the devices that sniff for trace amounts of explosives in airports are useless?
>>545040200>GIBS MOAR SHEKELS PLSshoot the sand monkeys back to allah or blow them up who cares get rid of them all
>>545040200I'm not worried about bombs in consumer electronics. Technicians open and disassemble phones everyday and would notice if 2 ounce blocks of c4 started appearing in the newest phones. Device sabotage only works when it's done sparingly.
