>after 15 months of monk mode, you finally talk to a woman, at a cafe you regularly attend, just like Claude advised you>"Umm, WHY did you start talking to me?! Do I even know you? Is this a YouTube prank or something? *holds up her phone and takes a picture of you and the snap sound is extremely loud* This one's going on my LinkedIn Overcoming Adversity by Rejecting Creeps Pinterest board!">You open your mouth to say something but she interrupts>"Ohmigod, Tessica, Vaporeon, come quick, this ugly creep is trying to talk to me like those Andrew Tate TikTok videos!! Awww, he think's he's a big Alpha Chad for trying to scare girls into sex slavery!!">they burst out laughing and take multiple videos and pictures of you within ten seconds, to better train the AI>her other friend has already asked the cashier for a "Squidgy Marshmallow Latte" (code for "call the police, a rape is ongoing")>your trial is televised and the barrister's questioning of you becomes an international meme that culminates in a new form of brain rot and an indie horror movie adaptation that grosses $600 million worldwide>a new "pathetic beta incel" emoji is made, used widely, then its meaning forgotten about 20 years later, culminating in its use as a symbol of kidney stones and a supporting part in The Emoji VR Game (2043)>you aren't sent to jail but your likeness is put into all AI threat scanning technology and a small set of numbers buried within every AI weight bars you from all employment and banking for the rest of your life
>>545047106>after 15 months of monk mode, you finally talk to a woman???but why???
>I remain completely stoic, saying nothing and keeping my eyes straight ahead.That is my solution to every unwanted interaction I've ever had with a normalfaggot in my life. And I have never spoken to a woman unless absolutely necessary.
>>545047106that didn't happen
>>545047106Just kill yourself and don't bore us with your social awkwardness.
>>545047106AI;DR
>>545047106Monk Mode?
>>545047106
imagine being jewish or brown (same thing)
>>545047106I smear myself with shoe polish and rape three whores right there in the bar—amidst the deafening shrieks of the crowd—leaving behind traces of someone else’s semen—a Black man’s—stolen from a nearby clinic for left-liberals that’s sponsored by BlackRock...
>>545047106>embarrassment>a zoomies kryptonite>they come up with green text nightmares about ityou know who fucking cares? no one.that's why zoomies have such bad crippling social issues.>but she will post it online!and she can post my asshole too if she would like, who cares
>>545047106>Globohomo World Police dispatched for a rape in progress>Cop is a fat wifeguy with a perfectly manicured gay beard, podcaster/youtuber on the side. Pink badge and #BelieveWomen patch embroidered on above his single rainbow chevron
>>545047106Cuck mindset.
