>Toothbrushing clubs in schools 'face barriers'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd648znzzdzo>More schools set for city's toothbrushing schemehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7v8nzml9n3o>More schools to be asked to supervise toothbrushinghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8r4vx4j38o>New £5.8m hub aims to tackle 'dental desert'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98n0yj9knko>Free dental kits rolled out across Wolverhamptonhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e0007qq9yo>Schools join toothbrushing scheme to battle decayhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd78pln81pvo
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charver tunes aint at all bad mushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73yCQFaawU
>>545052079I don't blame the Jews for this one, Not their men at least since they are all mega coomers who own most of the commercialised porn industry. This is mostly old woman who hate sex and want to regulate everything.
>>545051845Post wall childless roasties and simps. However, the YouKay is just a nanny state in general. MPs seem to think it's their job to just endlessly pass laws covering every more granular areas of our lives. Also find it funny that it just covers england and wales?>Scottish with degenerate porno: legal>Steps one foot over the border: ILLEGAL
>>545052472scots deep fry their porno
>>545052472Unionist gangs pivoting from dealing smack to stepmum porn
>>545051709>>The UK Ministry of Justice advises anyone in England and Wales who has content covered by these offences to permanently delete it before 6 November.Question, what is the law for having sexual content from someone you know irl that is underage and they are/were sleeping with you? Like, if you're in your 20s/30s/40s/etc and you have been with your wife since you were both young does that mean you/her/both are now legally on the hook for cp?>inb4 nonce
>>545052388Needs more donk.
>>545052472>porn legal on 5th Nov>porn illegal on 6th NovI mean it wasn't like it was OP-tier discord paedo stuff
>>545052472Remember when the made face sitting and piss porn illegal a few years back? Lmao.
>>545052472jfc really?this just gets fucking worseI'm never gonna be able to have a life here...they fucking hate me, they're intending to destroy methis is political persecution on the basis of sexualityHOW DO I GET OUT?
laptop not charging, just slow entropy and then death nowearth has lost a treasured guestlaptop charger portlaid to rest
Imperial nip giant saxophone divisiin
>>545052525corr
>>545052638just move to scotland or NI
https://goyimx.com/infolibnews/status/2115120313050575266>ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt: "If you think that Jews don't deserve [the] right to self-determination, but all other people in the world do, maybe the problem isn't the Jews—maybe the problem is you."Ethno nationalism for me, weak civic nationalism (at best) for thee
>>545052528it's illegal to film someone under 18 in a sexual way point blankthis means that you can't film yourself having sex with your 16 y/o gf, that's child pornalso if you have clips from when you were younger, also child porn
>>545052781it's looking like I might have tobut until I do, I have to live like I'm a secret jew in nazi germany just because I have awkward boners and I think that's normal actuallythis isn't fucking right, it's just normal human sexuality, when is it gonna stop?when we're all fucking KEN DOLLS?I don't even dislike most people, they'd clearly kill me
>>545052214>Toothbrushing clubs in schools 'face barriers'Good. It should be illegal to have better teeth than the king. Alhamdulilah
>>545052805These goddamn joos man
cor we talking about me favourite subject cheese pizza ?/
hot and sociopathic, mmmhmmm
>>545052528Yes it's illegal. Pretty sure teenagers have been done for this (i.e. filming themselves having sex).
>>545053009no just that one married nonce
The funny thing is>they want to stop this type of porn cos muh kids imitating it>but surely ofcom made sure kids cant see it anyway, right?>meanwhile theyre fine with feeding actual kids braim rotting ouberty blockersThe whole monkey see monkey do has been thoroughky debunked anyway, else every horror filck enthusiast is a potential mass murderer
>>545052807>>545053049Yeah I suspected that. Simply stealing people's old phones could be a gold mine to get them suffering through the legal system
>>545053046>Wonders why the A RABS want to rape and behead them
cor brb gonna go find teenagers phones for sale
>>545052527No one's dealt with porn on person in years now. Even the Horrific Illegal shit like IRL kids and snuff is mostly e-mails now.
>>545053046But jewish
>>545053046Shes wrong - god sent the scoobys into exile and hasnt commanded them to return yet. Its why you get anti zionist jewish sects, israel was taken by man, not given by jah.
>>545053046w/ audiohttps://streamable.com/evaqq1>>545053126>>545053223no ones perfect
>>545053049the worst and most harmful type of porn is stuff filmed on phones and yet all of that stuff is conveniently having a blind eye turned to ityou get the feeling some people out there think their phone is a sex toyinstead of actually facing the actual real sex that actually causes real harmwe can't have school outfits, step-moms in washing machines, or a cheeky bit of recreational breathplayI just wish they would come out and just be nazis at this stage instead of pretending they're ostensibly about any "free liberal" society where we're "free to express ourselves and our sexuality"from November 6th if I express my sexuality, I'm a criminaland my sexuality isn't even that weird, I'm just kinky
back to work again tomorrow
>>545053046>blonde Jew LMAO.“Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey.”
>>545053331kek
>>545053104We know this but try convincing your retarded aunt/ grandmother? Now remember our councils are dominated by those types.We are so fucked.
and even then you could outlaw the distribution and just leave people and their porn alonepossession?fuck you, we've all been collecting step-porn thanks to the way porn sites fucking are for the last 20 years, none of us even liked it, and now, we're basically nonces at the drop of a hat all because wrong'uns film rape on phones - SOMETHING THAT IS NOT FUCKING COVERED BY ANY OF THESE LAWSfrom 6th November, they will be turning I'd estimate a good 80% of the normal population into criminals because they're bad at stopping the actual criminals from actually commiting actual crimesa curse on this countryit deserves the bottom of the atlantichow dare they turn their back on us
>>545053274thought it was taken by the romans>>545053345could be a wig, some of them do the bald thing
>>545053104Remember the GTA causes people to become murderers moral panic?
>>545053470But would you date shadowheart mate?
>>545053046Unironically die in a fire
>>545053300>I just wish they would come out and just be nazis at this stagewhat does national socialism have to do with it? they are communists
>>545053470>violent video games don't cause violent crimes>but step-mom porn makes you rape your mumwhy are we all going backwards as a society?we covered all this shit, 20 years agono, content doesn't cause crimeblanket statementset precidentEND OFnow fuck off and leave us alone already ohmg
>>545053573don't be a cuntyou either know I'm using that as a synonym for "authoritarian lunatic" or you're dense
>>545053455>from 6th November, they will be turning I'd estimate a good 80% of the normal population into criminals because they're bad at stopping the actual criminals from actually commiting actual crimesThis nation has been devolving into a anarcho-tyrannical state for the past 20 to 40 years. Most likley because actually fixing things would require a lot of incompact dipshits to lose their job, including them.
>>545053649>authoritarian lunaticaka communist
>>545053278>can't win against Gaza (not even the whole of Palestine)>wants to also conquer Lebanon, Syria, Jordan never beating the allegations
found gfs old laptop holy bloatware but it works
Hopefully Josh dies painfully today.
>>545053701then replace it yourself, I have no interest into getting into an argument with a 20 year old over fucking semanticsfuck up cunt
>>545053756communist
You're a fucking cunt and your shit is all retarded. You will never reach the level of uber cunt.END OF.
>>545053751why do women insist on keeping the bloatware on new tech, mindboggling
>>545053827whatever you say if you really need it that much, kiddoI don't care, it's not the point
>>545053845>>545053893Communist?
>>545053457>could be a wigMost of them simply larp as Jews with their less than 1% DNA.Just like Turkish said - it’s good for business.
>>545053913I have no idea who that is but it sounds like he's a fun guy to be around, doesn't he?you guys should be friends
>>545053913You wouldn't want to see my real level of power, i shit on cunts like you.
>>545053964A comrade?>>545054010>i shit on cunts like you.i'm not a communist tho
>>545053609>now fuck offThat angry temperament of yours sounds like it was caused by you watching Tom and Jerry cartoons as a kid tbqhwy.
Friday 6th November 06:30>Open up, it's OFCOM here to check your computer you best not have any step sister porn on there
>>545053867They don't know any better, mate. They just don't.
>>545053739Post pictures of her shins and ankles or LARP.
>>545054101does it not have anything to do with how I'm being persecuted for my (what I thought was fairly normal) sexuality?no, the anger leads back to cartoons, obviously...broI'm not usually this angry, I just want the government to leave my penis aloneit's not its fault and it never did anything to hurt anybody :^(
They should offer degrees in benniemaxxing
>>545054135can't wait for toksvig's feminist wikipedia
https://youtu.be/PuU8j-i-knwApropos of nowt
>>545054222she on wikifeet?
>>545054163>Ling Ling feet pics
>>545054101OHyou cheeky cuntyou funny one thoughI got itsorry I am angry right nowthat's funny
Something fishy is happening in France.
>>545054254couldn't they have done that before they banned (basically all) porn?
>>545053331work sets you free midge
Who's Jewing who?
>>545054211I'm definitely signing up for PIP nowI held back for years because I didn't want to make things any worse by claiming more than I neednah fuck ithope this country ends up so broke, America has to buy it out
>>545054532Post that again without the ai. Plenty of thieving nigs out there aren't Muslim.
WTF have we been conned? I didn't know boobs were that loose irl
>>545054532they did not attack muslim shops or businesses either
Could I pull off a mustache like this in [current year] lads?
anglos ITT, mind you that vid related is what will happen to you, if you keep acting anti-Russian, calling us, Russians, "subhuman asiatic mongols" know your fucking place before us, you're not superior, in contrast to us, or anything like thatyou're just a bunch of conquered white nigger monkeys, capisce?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Conquesthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influence_of_French_on_Englisheither you have good relationshiops with us, or we'll fucking conquer all of Anglosphere countries just like William the Conqueror did once to your gay toothless country, forcefully Russifying you.
>>545054921alri josh la
>>545054921>if you keep acting anti-Russianthat's just the government. the government is currently acting like a separate entity. they don't represent us...and in fact seem to hate us
>>545054915you need to get the quares to popularise it first.
>>545054211>war footing ready>
>>545054921Calm down dear.
>>545054921>we'll fucking conquer all of Anglosphere countriesThey should probably finish conquering Ukraine first.
>>545054860i heard they feel like a bag full of sand
bogdan is the worst most undesirable name ever
>>545052214Do bongs know that electric toothbrushes exist that are over 9000 times more effective?
>>545054915do it with your pubes first to test the waters
>>545052805https://goyimx.com/infolibnews/status/2115106467460108731#m>Greenblatt: "We train NYPD. We train thousands of police officers every year…">"We do advocacy at the statehouse and in Washington. We litigate in the courts to try to change the laws…">"You want to change the systems, so we are investing in going upstream to clean up the AI apps, to clean up Wikipedia, to clean up our education system, to clean up not just our college campuses, but K-12. Because if we don't go upstream, we lose."
>>545055496we dont use them in case they fall into the hands of niggers and become dangerous weapons
>>545055495Ottessa Moshfegh
>>545052214Rupoert Lower is a rtranny kike boomer nigger
>>545055788Is Rupert Lower a Rupert Grower or a Rupert Shower?
It's funny when he does this. It's Judo.
>>545052638Wait for Labour to rejoin the EU and then move to Poland.
>>545055496You need a license for that - they're quite expensive.
Robots activate!
>>545055873basedddd tbqh
>>545054921and russian apes wonder why their former european states despise them so much and want to be closer to europe
>>545056069disabled paki wins over disabled white, i don't get the game you're playing here? i mean come on bro its not even difficult
When there's a social media post such as on Twitter/ X that is specific to the political circumstances of my nation, then you read underneath it a bunch of people from around the world commenting that it wouldn't be practical because for their country x,y,z reason. So fucking sick of it.
>>545056293>i don't get the game you're playing here?I just wanted a kek reply you cunt
>>545056293stephen hawkings, (great scientist though he was,) wheelchair was way less advanced because he died earlierit probably doesn't even have drills on the rims or a flippercraig charles should step in
Kernowspakker was Hawkins illegitimate love child
>>545056467Have you considered not using Twitter?
>>545056507you're on of the foremost world wide discussion forums in the world and you just want a "kek" ?well everyone is waiting for your reply
>>545051709>>545052528>Ban inbreeding>Don't ban outbreeding
>>545056650You have a point there. I've only been using it a year and I feel like I've had my head in a blender from having read some of the inane horseshit on there.The worst of it is when you see posts and replies in English but they make absolutely no sense, they're not related to the original post, it's just some third world bullshit.
Nobody is called Norman any more.
>>545056711Yes give me my kek you cunt.
I heard this song in the car today and the lyrics struck me as deeply profound.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHKVETEnB34&That is exactly how it operates.
>>545056467>So fucking sick of it.I'm sick of foreigners in general.
>>545057046>I heard this song in the car todayWas it on radio 2 around 5.50?
Any of you fuckers got a problem? Eh?
>>545055049>that's just the government.why do i see anglos from England/USA/Canada calling us "subhuman asiatic mongols" all over the net, then, in that case?if you want war so much with us, we can have one -- we, Russians, are not your average anglo folk, we're the nation of unhinged bloodthirsty maniacs, especially some of our national minorities here around here>>545056279>and russian apes wonder why their former european states despise them so much and want to be closer to europenigger, why should i care what eastern euroPOORs think? either they like us, or we'll genocide & occupy them
>>545057046Love isn't something that happens to you, rather it's like an urgeyou can live in a state of seeking love for years and not even know it and then one day someone gives you a love butty and you're like shit yeah this is what i've been wanting
>>545057235yeah kek
>>545057283>nigger, why should i care what eastern euroPOORs think? either they like us, or we'll genocide & occupy themrussian retards are still high on their soviet farts and are woefully incompetent at war.
You know who you are
>>545057205Same, I hate seeing them in my local town the place where I grew up the place I have so many fond memories. I hate seeing their ugly faces, their lack of manners, the way they are so rude and have no respect for anything. The way they're scamming and think it's funny.I'm so fucking sick of them.
>>545057470>russian retardsdude, you seriously want us, Russians, invade the UK to slowly torture you to death? i bet you're some polakike bydlo, not even an anglopoland will be nuked, btw
>>545054135Tried watching an episode of QI with her as host, made it about 5 minutes before I had to tap out.
I think most people exist in this state of everything they do being orientated around the pursuit of something they don't understandwhen i'm prime minister you are allowed to cheat as long as you can prove you were in love
>>545057661>made it about 5 minutes before I had to tap outIs tapping out a euphemism for having a wank?Can't say I blame you, she's a right sauce pot.
>>545056467
>>545056939Went into town today. Saw a white man pissing on a bicycle, specifically over the chain and gears. Not entirely sure if it was his own, or someone else's bike. Anyway, I bet he was called Norman. He looked like one.
I'm in love with a woman but i have to let her gobut what a treat
>>545057548I don't even like the "good ones"
>>545057548>The way they're scamming and think it's funny.They really do. It's part of dey culture (izzat farming if you will). Was in Costco one time and the line went to the back of the store. Left a gap so people could get between the isles and a jeet tried to blatently jump the line. Called him out on it and he just did this retarded smile. He moved behind me, but the people that were behind me didn't say anything.
Update from the supply chain frontlines - Normies are now bored with buying bottles water and have moved on to alcohol and snacks..
>>545057859It's more like she drew love out of me, reminded me of lovelike a hunger forgotten and unsatiateda quiet pang made loud and then settledgotta let her go
>>545057659fuck off goblin
>>545058021How many bags of KP peanuts will I need to survive the nuclear winter?
>>545052214It's about fucking time brits and shitskins take care of their teeth.
>>545056985kek under protest
i'll write a poem about her
>>545058070Has this ever worked? Has anyone ever got it through his thick skull that everyone hates him and he should fuck off and maybe do something with his life? No. It fucking hasn't.
>>545056847It would be great if it geoblocked Africa and South Asia
>>545058021thankyou for your service both my brothers worked in logistics , i lost them both during the outages but i never fail to stop and talk to a hard worker no matter the time of day
>>545057354I heard it too.
>>545058021BAMES love buying bottled water though.
Car shagged itself so left it in a garage for repairs. Got on a train home and a ticket inspector tried to gra my phone so we played sticky hands. I handed him back his temu watch.Overall, a shit day.
>>545058106I'm specifically on m&s logistics, so it's a bit posher than that. What you now need to defeat Russia is almonds, cashews etc. Also, wine and canned cocktails.
If you see someone stealing 20 sirloin steaks - no you didn't.
>>545058602Lidls cheaper anyway
>>545056467the universe would be eternally thankful if only western europeans existed
>>545058602they want the poor stealing from them, because eating rats off the street is healthier than most 'food' in these big dystopian fridges
>>545058602can we stop the phase of either putting up your poster into a bus shelter or using AI. like 90% of reddit was this about 3 months ago why should you have to make an appeal to authority as your first message
>>545058070>fuck off goblinpidor, if needed we'll invade/liberate the whole world just to murder every polakike subhuman BYDLOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_diaspora#HeroSection
>>545058431Apparently we took a casualty at the loading docks. Turns out if you get your head between a reversing lorry and the dock the results are spectacularly gory and fatal. But this is war. Casualties are one of the tragic consequences.
>>545058472>Overall, a shit day.And yet in shops they say things like "have a great day". I always tell them I've made other plans.
do goyim genuinely think theyre going to get drafted into WW3?
>>545058211he's painfully trying to be like eddie, at least eddie has a fairly decent grasp on history
>>545059097Shit happens.
My face took on a frightening figure,a fractured nose and eyes swell'd bigger,like quasimodo done 12 rounds, an ugly giant panda with downs.Just spent 12 hours in the nick, good,french policemans occassional check,with mindgames from the gendamerie,yet with you i finally felt free.Yet many cunt pulled a face or gasped,you looked at me and like human asked,though with beauty and with grace you seemed,to transcend all that is brute, french, mean,You said, have you money for the bus?and though staggered was i by this, thus,"I could never dream ask that of you",but before i finished- purse undo.So my very broken face and heart,spoke nothing at no distance apart,and thus put a bold face on no peace,"was very nice to meet you, therese".
>>545058602That's Norman he'll be selling me a few of those down the boozer later so he can buy a bag if drugs.
>>545059321He copied his entire posting style on here from Eddie and pube tbf, them lads did a right number on his fragile psyche.
>>545057442Will this affect his PIP claim? He's clearly well enough to operate a terrorist cell in coordination with a foreign country, yet he can't get a job? jammy bastard.
>russian retards are still high on their soviet farts and are woefully incompetent at war.
ngl this is totally me on pip watching Deano and Alfie getting mangled by russian drones
>>545055913lmfao bro that is playing them at their own gameI'll keep that in mind thanksI didn't think we'd actually get to a point where we're turning people into jews but this basically is itif you don't want to be persecuted in the UK for being kinky, you gotta leaveI like my country, I like my peoplebreaks my heart that it doesn't like me
lol whenever Brits wanna do something they have to shout whether bloody sharia allows it and if bloody sharia doesn't then they don't do it LMAOOOOO
>>545059275No. They do not, but they enjoy the larp immensely. Like with COVID, no one really believed they were at risk, but they loved to play along.
>>545058649cheaper to steal from?
>>545059934inshallahsharia decrees thou art a faggot
When i was leaving her i said small words because i didn't want to freak her out, but i said them with enormous feeling mostly in my eyesi tried to scream her significance to me with my eyes
>Allahu Spackbar.
>>545059976Depends. A lot have those scan receipt barriers near the exit, at least in london.
Cauldron is the new Josh
>>545060025jej
I wanted to express how i felt but i didn't want to corrupt her gesture or place some sort of pedestal or burden on hermy instinct was to call her a saintso i just screamed 'i love you' with my eyes and i saw that she received it
>>545059621Has he basically stolen the Adrian character ffs?
>>545060142thought he was a random word generator tbdesu
>Ollie Marshall, the managing director of Maplin, said: “Within hours of the Be Ready announcement we saw people reach for the basics – a torch, a wind-up radio, a power bank.>“These are simple, affordable products that keep a household connected and informed when the power goes out, and it’s encouraging to see people taking the advice seriously.”I bet it's fucking encouraging, Mr shop keeper.
>>545060397Andy Burnham has been compromised by Big Shop
maybe if every single fucking "dentist" wasn't a jeet with a fake degree i'd actually get some stuff fixed.as it's not the case i shall take my chances and die from whatever.in b4>just go abroadpassport expired 2016, i don't leave the country, passport renewal system is broken.good lord my remaining teeth are absolute shit.never done meth or crack either. wtf
>>545060397tbf maplin would have been the first place i would think to go on the high street for a windup radiodidnt know it was still a going concern
>>545060397The wind up radio is hilarious. Like cranking up a little temu piece of plastic every 15 minutes so you can listen to government radio repeat itself over and over with utter useless shit is really going to be beneficial to anyone in an actual crisis
Seems like manager material to me honestly. He knows how to organise people in accordance to higher ups effectively and efficiently in quick moving high pressure environments.
>>545060545I know, right? Is it on the same street as Tandy. Maybe next to Toys r Us.
do you think you can be like 80 and still fall in loveif so there is no reason to commit suicidethere is still scope to be alive
>>545060582Well you're going to need to know when to pay your taxes to the government.
>>545060644Shut the fuck up you boring cunt even Josh is less annoying than you
>>545060702Why is everything related or relayed through the medium of joshwhat a bunch of soulless retards
>>545060644https://youtu.be/2pLgJpK5Fwk
>>545060501Dentistry disrupts the bodys ability to repair its own teeth. Grains siphon nutrients out of the teeth. Sugar causes the mouth to dry up. Saliva is the maintainer of teeth. Saturated fat is the best nourishment for teeth. Whatever the fucks in toothpaste is bad for the teeth and scraping them with a nylon bristle twice a day is as well. Dentists butcher the teeth of millions of children every year leaving them with lifelong dental problems. Of all the candidates for mass execution dentists are high up the list.
>>545060582It's better to have a non functioning Temu shitty radio than need one and and not have one oh wait. That's guns, but we're not allowed those. Although in a war situation I can imagine them being slightly more useful. Anyway. Be Ready! And buy stuff.
Africans have the best teeth in the world and they do not have dentists, toothbrushes, or toothpaste. Also cold is bad for the teeth and pretty much everything in the body, and sunlight heals everything.
and by soulless i mean there can be no hope for a greater idealif your entire frame of reference is a relatively intelligent occult guy who lives in a hostelwhere can you go from there
>>545060837Kemi gap tooth.jpg
twatter is speculating that the person concerned in this case is david walliams>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6j47z0g4nwpohaving met him several times and knowing a bit about his proclivities i would say its not an implausible guess, but then what i've heard is also nothing remarkable for someone of his position, ie. yes famous people can use that status to get sexhe is a notorious sex person, that's no secret (there were rumours about him and his sister floating about years ago), but i would say he's also a pretty decent guy as well, so i have mixed feelings about this hit job if he is the target
>>545060913that would square with publishers fucking him offand his threats of suicide
>>545060898
>>545060913I bet david walliams likes some weird fucking porn
>>545060612Definitely works well independently and as part of a team.
>>545061006gangster granny getting fingered by ting tong as amanda holden watches on
>>545060779over 9000% agreed and i have personal - albeit anecdotal - evidence.
>>545060897>relatively intelligent occult guywho
>>545061347ser isaac newton
Who knew Cauldron would have a breakdown and destroy his life... again
>>545061381I could write the complete works of shakespeare and some spastic here would call me a random word generatorwho fucking cares all i care about is what i want to read
>>545060975he is quite high strung, so i guess suicide attempts would be feasiblebit silly though. he must have fuck you money nowwhy would he care
>>545061484i'll take the monkeys on typewriters instead please
>>545061521it would completely destroy him in fairness, it's basically like>i am knighting you fucking dead forever and everything that you ever did fucking dead foreverso it's worth killing yourself over
>>545052214Plaquedan is going to be fuming.
>>545061484>I could write the complete works of shakespeareYou couldn't.
>>545061713well it's a question of endurance now isn't it now because they're already written
>>545061753Not by you though.
>>545061809are you actually mentally retarded are you okdo i need to call someone to help youare you alrightare you okat what point have i said>shakespeare theories aside it was me, i wrote them>i know what ur thinking, i was born too late it couldn't possibly be melike are you broken
I did write the complete works of shakespeare though and dantebut i didn't write marlowe that was another guyok yeah i wrote marlowe as wellbut not johnson
>>545061944careful cauldy you're dangerously close to formatting your posts like mewhere I write a bunch of shit and then I sum it all up with a witty one linerthis one isn't that witty though
>>545060913Still waiting on the David Jason arrest.
>>545061944You'd be like>to be or not to be, that is .... uh. Fuck I just shit myself ah fuck it's everywhere shit shit shit>fuck. >fuck this I'm going to bed.
>>545062084a touch of frost
>>545062156Open All Ages
>>545062114terrible to the point it invokes a maternal instinct i want to wrap you up like a mother bird and fly you far far away
>>545062209We tried to prosecute him in america but we all failed through the bar
Look I'm gonna post and then suddenly the thread will go cold
>>545061596he shouldnt kill himself and he ought to be no stranger to the depravities of the british media by nowi understand how it must feel to go from top tier luvvy to despised figure but that's not the only thing life is abouthope he can find some peace of mind before he loses the injunction case
>Guy knocks on door>Cold caller working for some energy company>Tell him not interested>Oh, so you don't want to save money then, ok, bye.>Woman knocks on the door later in the day.>Collecting for some children's charity>Tell her not interested>Oh, so you don't want to save kids from cancer then? Ok, byeFucking hate these cold calling cunts tbqh.
>>545062213You'd shit yourself mid air like a bird.
>>545062209open all orifices
>>545062297brrr, bit chilly in here
>>545062329i hope he kidnaps michael morpugo and they kamikaze a waterstones in quentin blakes endz
>>545062452cor you really are shakespeare
>>545062331>hi are you here for the sex party?>you're a bit early
>>545062498i'm also maya jama from celebrity traitors
concussion, brain damage, trauma etc asidei do actually love that woman and i can't be with her and i'll never see her againbut we perseverei've just deleted her social media i found and placed a mental embargo on sexualising any of the brief memories and hopefully in 5 or 10 years i forget her surname and her job title and i can't search her anymore and she's lost forever
>>545062568eww
>>545061944not quite a sonnet this
>>545062568Maya jama meeza balls In youza asshole
>>545062563nah nah nah nahtell them you have a cat that you're trying to keep insidepeople like cats, so they'll be less a dickhead about the fact you don't wanna donatealso works on TV licencing people, weirdly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHKVETEnB34
>>545062331It's a good idea to keep the Jehovah's Witness pamphlets for such occasions, ask the cold callers what they think about what's going on in the world today and if they're ready for the coming kingdom of God
>>545062844bit gay that
>>545062874you heard that song on the radio today and it's clearly ruined the whole night
>>545062844fucking kekthere is something about jar jar binks that is rapey
>>545062844>megassa squeeze them
>>545062865Why is the cat at the sex party?
>>545062944where else is it supposed to go?>scuze me can you look after my cat tonight because we're having an orgy at mine with the rest of the polycule
>>545062901it's the way it's wordedprofound lyrics
>>545062331The reoccurring theme is you opening the door to strangers, who are shown to have a 100% begging rate
>>545062994Polycule sounds like a glue company.
>>545062944bumping the pussy to cock ratio
>>545063047lmfao it doesI didn't even know the word existed until it was used as a punchline all about how millennials suck in the latest Good Work episode on YTit's all I remember about it actually because the whole episode was about the upcoming bond crisis so my brain retained nothing but the jokes
>>545063042Yeah I know. Really need to get a camera set up, or at least a peep hole.
>>545063312What century is your door from? How does it not have a peephole? Are they not standard?
I just looked at my nose in the mirror, it looks like my entire nose has been shunted leftfair enoughi think it was bear grylls who saidnone of us are going to our graves with perfect bodies
>>545063409>it looks like my entire nose has been shunted leftemulating your hero?
>>545063520fucking kekdidn't he also have a melty in paris
>>545063409I smoked crack with bear grylls round the back of the mcolls in burton upon trent
>>545063658Fake news. I did that with him in liverpool on his urban survival special that was never released.
>>545062387You got any leccy on your meter mate?
since we caught my dead grandad cheating via dnaand i told my dad my other grandad cheated in asia when he was on boatsi just caught my dads gps navigator search history he set it to an address in albaniai said dad why did you set your address to albaniaand he changed the subjectbut he saw i wasnt going to drop it and he told me it was a woman he used to work withand i just knew he was fantasising about dropping everything and driving thereso i just said oh cool you know they run the cocaine trade in londonand i'll never raise it againthat's life
baking
>>545063820a man should be allowed to fantasise about abandoning everything and escaping to albania without any interference from benign or malign actors
