https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/china-unveils-13-foot-robot-174401927.html
>>545054574They sure make faggy looking bots. It's not a fashion show.And cows don't like being lifted.
>>545054574We're entering the Fallout timeline
>>545054574What does it do other than lifting cows?
>>545056148except the chinese won
Pleas answer OP (you won't)
>>545054574cowbros, we got too cocky
>>545056187Squeezes them for farts. India has already commissioned 39 gorillian of them.
>>545056187Your dad
>>545055961That's cool. Now let's see America's gundam fighter.>abloo bloo we totally have one also it's just that it's top secret and nobody is allowed to see it
>>545056187It can also fuck your mom
>>545056381Yeah, well, my dad likes that shit. What else you got faggot
>>545056148>We'reNah burger, you're turning into russia 2.0.
>>545054574Makes me wonder what caterpillar or other big heavy machinery dealers are cooking up.
>>545056187It shakes them so you can have milkshakes
>>545056570Caterpillar already had machines that can lift a cow for decades, retard.
>>545056187>What does it do other than lifting cows?Squeeze Jews in half
>>545056570
>>545056687Where are they than? Used to work for finning.
>>545056644Do you get a chocolate milkshake from a brown cow?
>>545056187Lift them higher
>>545056758forklifts, excavators, cranes
>>545056187That's the thing, it doesn't.
>>545054574its mainly about the arms able to lift 500 kg loadsno ones buying this to lift cows
>>545056187It’s for vanity against the Japanese It has no actual purpose
>>545056873Lmao okay. Maybe they should focus on exoskeletons since China clearly has robots handled.
>>545054574The video of one spazzing out from running chink vibe coded software and ripping a Chinaman worker in half while the rest of the workers ignore it will be amazing.
>>545056361lmao
>>545056187It'll rip your fucking dick off faster than you can say "crikey"
>>545056441We got Boston Dynamics, nigger leaf. The company the bugs steal from and are years behind. Go boil a dog, cartoon chink.
>>545054574But can it lift an average American roastie whore and haul her to a fast food place?
>>545057066>an industrial accident video of same failure while they’re innovating and kicking ass will be great! That’s like hoping to see a porn of some guy not be able to keep it up while he’s fucking. You’re not fucking at all, you’re still several notches below the flaccid dick guy who is fucking. You’re watching some other guy fuck and then patting yourself on the back about being superior
There were giants on the earth in those days, and also after that..
>>545056485Your dad
They gonna call it a Cylon?
>>545056148Dood this is just like The Avengers!!!
Some black dude in Alaska built a fully functioning 25' tall mecha like 15+ years ago, it has guns and a flamethrower and giant crusher hands and everything. Just one dude in his free time.I'm not impressed with this Chinese garbage. It took them a whole team to do what one American man did off in butt fucking nowhere just for fun, years and years before.
>>545054574How dare they do this to the noble Cow...
>>545054574That's great. The big cow-lifting global crisis has been solved.
>>545056441China isn't leading any field, though. It's entire thing is taking pre-existing things and mass producing it cheaper thanks to CCP funding.
>>545056187Lathes are its only natural predator. It can spot a lathe at 6 feet.
>>545056187Grabs trump by the pussy.
>>545054574It'll be cool when Boeing mounts m134 miniguns on them.
>>545056240Those robotic arms are incredibly expensive precision instruments. Normally tolerances of movement in the thousanths. That arm is probably 10 million dollars or more.OP pic is made out of commodity parts and the software does the heavy lifting. OP is probably $100k tops.
>>545056441>t. Leafchink
>>545056240is this china's new flying car to compete with elon's?
>>545055961>And cows don't like being lifted.You're just not doing it right
>>545056240We have a couple of those at my work. One time it freaked out and smudged the car against the ceiling lol. They break down a lot.
>>545059947Smushed
what chinese secret weapon was uncovered as a copy of american tech today?
>>545056361Based, farts are the most sophisticated form of comedy.
>>545056187it's advanced AI module can summarize wikipedia articles
545054574 (OP)> Show irrelevant Chinese invention > Ignore everything else> CHINKS BTFO’D!!!
>>545058038And that's worked out great for them
>>545056187use the cow as a blunt weapon to fight indians
>>545056240not a cool mech humanoid robot
finally a match for american women
>>545056187It's a medical robot meant to lift up Americans at hospitals. They just didn't want to say Americans, so they used "COWS" as a max safe capacity of at least 1000lbs.
>>545062315
>>545058038Literally every single research paper credits at least one Chang with most papers having all Chang credits.China is absolutely killing it when it comes to science and technology and has the industrial capacity to back it up.Meanwhile America can't even handle one middle eastern shithole anymore. It's going to get real bad when the petrodollar fully ends.Things have changed, the world has progressed and we're no longer in the post WWII boom we got by annihilating all that was good in the world by instilling our imperialism everywhere.
>>545054574> 13-foot robot that can lift a cowKind of a niche market.
>>545054574that's ironic that the chinese or east asians innovated and created humanoid robots before the mighty european... i guess they'll be the ones trying to copy the chinese
>>545064157not really when it can lift a fiat and a throw it at spics in slums
>moar useless shit of no value to anyone being created by rich retard faggots, news at 11
>>545064343rofl
>>545059947>you must work with the humanoid robot>humanoid robot spazzes out>kill your instantlyThere is no use case for humanoid robots.
>>545056284Moo
>>545056187It can lift other stuff. Bodybuilderbot.
>>545064941also explains why china has niggers now, it's going to have their brain and be rewarded with all the sex with virtual chinese women it would want after killing the spics
>>545056187it can also lift steers and bulls
>>545056187>What does it do other than lifting cows?It fucks the cow to death to piss off the jeets.
>>545054574it looks like it can survive at least two FPV drones, if they make it just a bit more bigger, it may be able to survive up to 16 or 30 FPV drone impacts
>>545054574Just a cow or anything cow sized?
>>545057272>The company the bugs steal from and are years behindMay we see anything they have that's far ahead?
>>5450665062 machine guns, a rocket launcher, with ammo to spare
>>545056441"We" don't have shit. A breakaway civilization of Freemasons, Thelemites, and Kabbalists has something, and they're planning to use it against us.
>>545056187You see, it lifts cows. It's very good at lifting them. In case your forgot, it's good at lifting cows.
>>545054574We got fucking Chinese mech warriors before GTA 6 ong
>>545056148So…it will spout shit about capitalism before falling apart since the connection points are made out of styrofoam?
