The crisis is coming. Things are accelerating. Get ready.
>>545055411No, I will not go fight in a war against Russia so Israel can take over the world
>>545055411They just want consumer to panic hoard inflated groceries.
>>545055411but the real concern is this cyptic message nestled inside an otherwise innocent sign. Its like finding a knot in a perfectly straight piece of lumber; the surface clean and polished but underneath lies a much filthier grain.unbelievably, they snuck this into a major syndicated television program in the early/mid-nineties...right there on the storefront, hiding in plain sight; right there!
This is not a new thing. Governments advising citizens on disaster preparedness is extremely normal. If you're not a clueless nigger you will have many times more provisions stashed away in your house than these recommendations outline. Fuck off with your sensationalist twitter screencap garbage and get saged nigger.
>>545055411nothing ever happens, of course not, they would lose control over us if things escalatedmen would become men again
>>545055411It’s somebody’s pointless job to consult governments on contigency plans
>>545055411they know the muslims they imported will attack any day now
>>545055411>Be Emergency ReadyMight as well tell them to have a time machine lmao
>>545055411I won't do shit.
>>545055553This
>>545055411>!BE AFRAID!go suck a dick
>>545055411>U.S.A. is silent on this issueI can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
no one is dying from a 3 day fast
>>545055411idk about the other nigger countries but WE IN GERMANY are told to have 3-7 days of supplies every year. the defense strategy is updated every year for over 20 years now.
>>545055411Probably nothing as usual
>>545055411>stockpile>3 daysWat?
>>545055411>The crisis is com-nothing>Things are accele-ever>G-get rea-happensIf something was going to happen, they wouldn't tell you.
>>545055411AI is going to brake the banking system and every other "secure" system that uses a computer.
This is more likely a test run of whoever is pulling strings across countries that their orders are being followed into emergency response bureaucracies with verifiable output. Purpose being they have something else planned that utilizes these systems.
>>545055411>UK: 3 DAYS>JAPAN: 3 DAYS>BELGIUM: 72 HOURS>IRELAND: "BE EMERGENCY READY">FRANCE: 72 HOURS>GERMANY: 3 TO 10 DAYS>NETHERLANDS: 72 HOURS>POLAND: 3 DAYS>SWEDEN: 1 WEEK>NORWAY: 1 WEEK>FINLAND: 72 HOURS>DENMARK: 3 DAYS>ESTONIA: 1 WEEK>LATVIA: 72 HOURS>LITHUANIA: 72 HOURS>SWITZERLAND: 72 HOURS>TAIWAN: 7 DAYS>EU: 72 HOURSMe: Two More Weeks
>>545055411They want you to spend money for economic reasons. I'm not going to.
Trump is about to play a big card and which is gonna result in major GOP election win.
>>545055411I'd recommend 2 weeks.
>>545056194>>545055993
>>545055411>list almost all EU countriesand says + the EUfucking muttjeets
>>545055411This is kinda bullshit. At least for us.Sweden has a perment government decree to have a crisis prepper cache in every household since the 60s. It's part of our total defence doctrine. If shit hits the fan the entire country is supposed to go guerilla and not surrender at any cost.
A little disingenuous since most of those countries are in the EU.
>>545055411That means stockpile for 3 days worth of supplies, not hurry and stockpile as much as you can in 3 days. And it would probably be because of reduced diesel availability obviously which hit europe and india harder than anywhere else
>>545056544>because of reduced diesel availability obviously which hit europe and india harder than anywhere elseI've only seen Americans kvetch about diesel
The fact that Taiwan, and Japan are telling their citizens to prep, makes me think Kim Jong Un legit died, and his psychotic sister is about the start some shit. EU prepping probably means Russia will join in the chaos. South Korea would probably have a more dire prep warning, but it would be too revealing
>>545056194the clinking absence of happening is the silent happening
>>545056495Which means the order is coming from above without regard from the individual governments.
>>545055411>society is about to collapse, you should buy 3 boxes of crackers and some cheese so you can eat over the weekend.thanks, government
>>545056495Are you assigned a secret role in the military like in finland?
>>545055411nothing for Canada because it's already a shithole
>>545055411What does this even mean, 3 days of stockpile? That's literally just a below average amount of food and consumables in a regular household. What's three days of anything supposed to accomplish in a real emergency other than just delaying the inevitable.
3 days is such an odd thing, isn't it? Any world catastrophe isn't gonna be fixed in 3 days. This is probably a coded message for certain elite people "When we tell people 3 days, you better prep for 3 years and get to a bunker"
>>545056495Damn that’s based
>>545055411just a reminder that all governments are legally allowed to request your supplies and not compensate youthey can take your food, guns, clothes, car, prescription medicine and water and you can go either fuck yourself or put up a final stand and make them pay with blood
>>545056903That's what I thought, 3 days sounds a lot like 2 weeks.
>>545056495>It's part of our total defence doctrine*Government's doctrine >>545056955
>>545055411>17 countries + the EUAre France, Germany and Belgium not part of the EU?
>>545056900Luciferian law says that they must "warn" the cattle of their plans to avoid the karmic debt... it does not mean it has to be an effective warning
May 19 2027. You will not go outdoors again after that day.>144>144
>>545056955Heh, right, 3 days make more sense behind the safety and sanitation and good keeping of a locked door of a home, easy for a gov secure when needed for redistribution
>>545056856>secret role in the militaryeveryone is assigned a "role" in the military if you have mandatory service. Roles are various spins on infantry, tank crew, radio crew, rear support, there are more "roles" but this is where most will land.High ranking positions are reserved for people with military experience, high education and likely connections. No you will not be spec ops on day 1No you will not be drone op on day 1No you will not be commanding officer on day 1You will be infantry + sub role
>>545055411What’s the point of saying anything?
>>545055411>No Canada on listThank You Mark Carney.
>>545056900>>545056903>>545057015they were saying on the radio that russia or iran might hack or otherwise disable the power grid. if you don't have power for 3 days you can't buy food because the grocery store will be closed down. I really need to go zero my AR, but I'm not super concerned because worst case scenario there are like 5 or 6 churches and 2 fire stations within 2 blocks of me. like seriously, why the fuck are there so many fucking churches this close >>545056955>>545057022In Austria, maybe. The government can't take your shit without compensating you under the 5th amendment and I'm pretty sure there's a federal law banning gun confiscation in the event of an emergency
>>545055411None of that will help.Have the means to survive without outside food or water or power indefinetly or else expect to die or become a refugee. If you become a refugee make sure you are a rapefugee and dont let women get away without consequences while men are sent off to die in trenches.
>>545055553Bingo. Nothing else but panic can seem to stimulate your the economy after decades of kike fractional reserve banking
>>545057419*your theSorry I don’t know
>>5450554114chin /pol/tards write every day for the last 10 years:>ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGwhen the state recommends having essential supplies for 3 days:>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545055411just letting you guys know, nothing has been heard here in paraguay
>>545055411Only faggots are worried about this. No gender affirming care with no power. Hopefully this really happens and more faggots will just die.
>>545057175>Luciferian law says that they must "warn" the cattle of their plans to avoid the karmic debt... it does not mean it has to be an effective warningthis is a bunch of horseshit invented by schizos who want to claim that movies are luciferians saying what they're going to do with usthere is NOTHING in occult literature, or that of researchers fighting the occult, to back it upit's a creation of the 1990s
>>545055411Show your incoming crisis face, /pol/
>>545055411Nothing ever happens
Not my problem.
>>545055411> Three Days of Darkness is an eschatological concept in Catholic tradition, primarily attributed to the visions of Blessed Anna Maria Taigi (1769–1837) and expanded by mystics like Marie-Julie Jahenny. It foretells a future period of three days and nights of intense, supernatural darkness covering the entire earth, during which man-made light sources will fail and only blessed beeswax candles will remain lit
>>545055411They wanna start a war as both distraction and to get rid of the male population just in case so none riot against zog. Why now? They know bibi lost so he is gonna start a war, and soon right will lose in the US so it's also in their interest to do a war.
>>545055411Which crisis?
k, I'll get my blanket ready
>>545055411>Stockpile for emergency in two countries>The two countries are fucking ISLANDS where goods have to be imported anyway Nice nothingburger you 1pbtid xitter post faggot fuck
>>545057914broshttps://news.sky.com/story/three-of-uks-four-nuclear-submarines-out-at-sea-13604455
>>545056495That's amazing why can't we have cool doctrines like this.
>>545058201>in two countries17.Read the picture, you lazy fuck.
>NETHERLANDS: 72 HOURS>IRELAND: "BE EMERGENCY READY">GERMANY: 3 TO 10 DAYS>GREECE: 3 DAYS>ESTONIA: 1 WEEK>ROMANIA: 3 DAYS>SWEDEN: 1 WEEK
>>545058268Read this pic related and join the 41% you xitter post loving freak
>>545057369>I'm pretty sure there's a federal law banning gun confiscation in the event of an emergencylollmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo
>>545058424you sound like a fucking moron
>>545058424Good movie
Uh oh whats going on
Tonight we should all be grateful we are not supermodels or unusually good looking white trash from Florida. Who knows how many will be sacrificed after unspeakable horrors during election celebrations.
>>545058246Just saw that article right next to to the news our bond yields just reached the highest since the eve of the 2008 crash. Everything's starting to look a bit 1929.
>>545055553Yes. How many times have we seen this happen in the 2020s alone?
>>545058589Eat shit pajeet scum, oh wait you already do
>>545055411
>>545057575thanks for that. i can go to sleep now.
>>545055688Here's the original btwNotice the kippah?
>>545058755ur welcome nigger
>>545058802>notice the kippah?I'm sure MIGA would be honored by the comparison, lmao>>545058424Lol, the lazy illiterate is livid.
>>545058875pretty cute that you stayed in the thread hoping for a reply :3i probably just made your whole year
Just let me die already.Fuck this shit.
>>545056775>Kim Jong Un legit died, and his psychotic sister is about the start some shitThat's literally the plot of the newest Call of Duty.
>>545055411i thought uk said prepare for a 1000 days of war
>>545055411The advice from Germany came 2 years ago. Japan is doing it because they expect earthquakes in the near future. The US is doing it for their soldiers because they plan to attack Iran again after the midterms if the GOP prevails.Every country tells its citizens to have 3 days of food at home at any time.
>>545058938
>>545055993Americas are safe. Yuros on the other hand...
>Take down power grid for a month>All zoomers lose their minds>Claim russia did it >Finally the zoomers have enough reason to sign up and go to war to die for israel
>>545055411Fake and Gay.
>>545059031cheeky sudaca
>>545055411They know Benny will start a nuclear war to prevent losing the election
>>545059057smart. they have been trying to come up with a way to get the youth motivated since the nepalese killed politicians for blocking social media. but they know in the west politicians wont get killed because we never actually do anything of worth in the west.
>>545057601how the hell do trannies dominate your mind to THIS extent?
>>545058424Great movie I wish they had shown him getting the rest of the people who hanged him. Wish they had left the Skipper alone. He was innocent.
>>545055411It would be nice if these posters on twitter were executed if/when proven wrong
>>545055475Fpbp TKD
>>545059120Yep. Just like how after 9/11 everyone was bloodthirsty to go die in the middle east. Need to generate motivation for the war.
>>545057351They have already given up on us. Yay. MAID prepping means keeping a negative supply of things on hand, including organs.
>>545058908Nice tranime avatar, thanks for confirming your soon-to-be 41% status
>>545059161good the bad and the ugly, followed by high planes drifter are the 2 best spaghetti westerns imo
>>545055553Yeah, definitely not you drunkards wanting to nuke the entire West, for Christ's sake
>>545055411They know that without Russian energy their power is going to collapse over winter so they'll start a war and blame that instead of their own incompetence.
>>545055411WHAT DO 1 WEEK COUNTRIES KNOW THAT WE DONT?!!?!?!?
>>545059161Based und redpilled western afficionados>>545058640
>>545055698This is absolutely a new thing.t. Gen X
>>545055411They believe the US is going to descend into anarchy after the election the likes of which has never been seen. Shit that will make the riots in Paris, or in Minneapolis back in 2020, look like a picnic. If it does happen expect China to move on Taiwan and/or North Korea to launch an offensive on the south because we will be in no position to do anything about it.
>>545055411I'm shitposting and I fucking love it! Fuck you Bibi, Fuck you Trump, Fuck you Isreal.
>>545059146>>saaaar
>>545056955I saw a study once which found that the populous in literal dictatorships has more effect over government policy.
>>545059454t. Lead Brain
>>545055411not my problem
>>545059161It's not him you are watching, it's his brother seeking revenge. Apparently its more clear in the Italian cut.
>>545059697Your proof is some shit from the height of the Cold War nuclear panic? What is that some 1950s duck and cover bullcrap? Preparing for a nuclear strike is NOT the same as peaceful nations telling their citizens to disaster prepare for apparently no reason.
>>545055411I also heard that Germany is gonna freeze this winter too.
>>545060019Laws of thermodynamics say that shit doesn't work any better than just burning the candles. Might as well be like Abos here and cut a hole in the living room floor and make a fire pit.
>>545055411coolyou guys have fun
>>545055411> 3 daysI go shopping once a week.My fridge and storage are full, FULL!
>>545058802I'm so sick of seeing gay shit on /pol
>>545058489yeah there's a fucking law because of that you brown retard
>>545059972Agreed, this is strange. The boost to any economy from “panic buying” would be infinitesimally small, and would reduce their legitimacy should the need ever be real.
governments always recommend having three days supplies. i've heard that since elementary school. they even had us make go bags for earthquakes as an assignment one year in like 3rd or 4th grade.
>>545055553You cant trick me, KGB. You niggers want us unprepared before you launch your retarded strike. Slava Ukrani.
>>545057220Rapture? Are you a jehowa witness? What do you mean?
>>545055411>There is grave news from Skyri . . .>fuck off knife ears, nothing ever happens
>>545056495Too bad you've given your people literally no method of defending themselves. Good luck with that hahahaha. Fucking snow niggers.
North American chads avoiding the worst horrors of a world war again
>>545056882Stay out of it. Other people's problems, not our. Lots of our own business to deal with
>>545057351we just assume you jeets will be able to survive on human waste
>>545055411>3 days of Darknessshitskins aren't prepared for whats coming. internet and CCTV will go out continent-wide and Whites will be allowed to murder as many shitskins as they want for 72 hours.
>>545055411It’s no coincidence that multiple countries are burning, being destroyed, and even weapons shipped to migrants. The governments are organizing a total collapse because AI has accelerated enough to do so. All significant historical places will be targeted so nothing is left to be preserved or fight for.If you haven’t been organizing, tribe and training, you will perish first when the war comes to your doorstep and you’re unprepared because you thought your daily nonsense and laziness is more important.
>>545056495>If shit hits the fan the entire country is supposed to go guerilla and not surrender at any costWith what weapons??? Lmao.
>>5450561633 days, so like a half of a grocery trip.
>>545055553100% this.Turns out people won't spend shit this upcoming Christmas since they made things so shitty so they do this instead
Nope. Not doing it.I don't need toilet paper anymore I clean my asshole with my tongue like a cat
>>545055411Why hasn’t the US government told us to prepare?When military bases are preparing to run for 90 days independent of the civilian grid?
>>545061610cause it's not real.or not pertinent to US interests.or they don't care about us.
>>545061534Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545055411>Account based in south asiaJeet account larping as a white male, while shit stirring to get engagement.
>>545055411A>"Cyber Attack" drops the power grid for a month>Armed brown hordes terrorize EuropeansB>Europe or Russia declares warIt's hardly a natural disaster.
>>545061462>Sven sees the advancing red army>Sven tries to slow their advance by offering their ass for Ivan's enjoymentTheir sacrifice will be forgotten almost instantly, but maybe they'll slow down the russian tanks long enough for some meaningful defense further west.>>545057306Realistically, 100% of conscripts will be turned into drone catching meat fodder. Most militaries have enough 'professional' career soldiers to comfortably fill all of the good jobs. The only thing everyone is lacking, are the disposable flesh bots to deplete enemy munitions with their lives.
>>545062037why spend so much money? I specifically save both my sloppy AM and PM shits for when I'm at work. Saves a good $800 a year in toilet paper
>>545061287Oh it is my fault now, not that of the powers that be.
>>545062161there's currently a "natural" disaster unfolding due to the kelvin wave in the pacific
>>545062037>The average person uses 1 roll per day.This.
>>545061610>Why hasn’t the US government told us to prepare?Because we are the ones the rest of the world is preparing for. Trump is going to declare Global Super Purge and give all American citizens a blanket pardon to kill as many foreigners as we can in the next 90 days. Make sure you remember to collect their ears, prizes will be given for high scores.
>>545061610You're the sacrifice.
>>545055411Guys, I live in downtown Toronto and have a fridge and some cabinets, but don't even own plates or forks because I use UberEats and DoorDash. Should I buy some bananas or something from Zehrs to prepare? I live in a 450sqft condo on the 29th floor.
>>545062440I saw that. Really wierd happening no one is talking about
>>545055411That's a weird timeframe.
>>545062492Just buy like 50 cans of chef boyardee.Shit literally is a field ration from world war 2. Two cans a day will be enough for you
>>545062528yeah, all time high sea levels being recorded in multiple coastal cities and coastal flooding further inland than ever before.
>>545062459Okay, well, I’m sure we’ll be able to focus on that after the power grid goes down
>>545055411This is just to see how obedient the EU population isCovid didn't work, sending in hundreds of thousands of non-Whites didn't work so this is the new methodI imagine most countries will be under martial law by the end of 2027
>>545055411OH NO WHY WOULD YOU STOCKPILE SHIT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS WITH ALL THE AI SHIT, BRITTLE INFRASTRUCTURE AND CYBER ATTACKS BY SHITHOLE COUNTRIES IT MUST BE WAR WAR WAR
>>545055411Only 3 days? This is just coping isn't it?
Russia's gonna attack Odessa and take it soon, EU countries will try some funny business, big badda BOOM.
>>545056651Americans love to kvetch about diesel and gas prices. It's kind of our thing. Don't let that fool you.
>>545055993Obviously we are the endgame crisis
>>545055411What could it be that they don't tell but still they ask us to prepare?
I mean, it's only 3 years until 2030. If you still think ANY big event is real, then you are low IQ. Every fucking single thing is staged and the next 3 years will suck
>>545058693its called the moon faggot
TWO MORE WEEKS
>>545055411You all really can't see it?They are "stimulating" their economies by spooking the citizens into spending money on shit they need to get moving again. The supply chains are stuck all over the world.This has nothing to do with the citizens safety and everything to do with dying governments needing that sweet sweet taxation and VAT moving again.
>>545055411The fuck is three days going to do? You should realistically have at least a month. Anything over like 3 months is just overkill but a month is better.
>>545060147Shut the fuck up nerd boy.
>>545062385It is your fault because people like you sat back and did nothing. Because you believe collapse and persecution simply can’t happen. That then stores won’t run out of food, that gas stations won’t be empty, that covertly organized riots and carefully planned genocides can’t happen.
>>545063536Enjoy your little flower pot heater when you're snowed in Britfag.
>>545063871I will thank you, enjoy getting raped in the ass by giant spiders or whatever it is you guys do.
>>545055553Good time to buy toilet paper company stock
>>545063270People buying some canned beans and tp isn't going to undo the damage of removing reliable energy from the global economy you fucking moron. This is because Trump has been draining the SPR to keep oil low and he is going to stop once he loses the midterms which will destroy what little economic hope people have.
>>545055411Oil crisis obviously. This will be a stress test to get npc’s to fight their war for them if the entire thing isn’t fake and gay which it most likely is. Are we really pretending like the whole world won’t just combine forces to get the oil they need from the sand niggers if it really comes to it. Let’s be real here. Unless they’re preparing for bibi to nuke everybody because he’s a sore loser then this is a totally warranted warning. Or they’re planning to kill power to prevent the blackmail from leaking. So many possibilities
>>545055411Gee I wonder what it could be, out of the options listed
>>545055475Nigger, TrumpHe’s been licking Putin’s ass. Why would he send boots to the ground, are you stupid?
>>545058802 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr682-U0_B0
>>545055712Precisely this. Unless of course (((they))) lose control of the steering wheel for some reason. Between all this jail broke ai and now mythos being released and the emergence of REA I truly believe the chances are very high that some dude is staring at the enter key with his fingering hovering it. As long as those threats and hysteria continue pushing commands to the herd of slaves the machines just spins faster and they’ll steer us into oblivion. Where are those men of which you speak?
>>545055411This happens all the time, governmentsdo this all the time, stop posting this jeet account here, dumbfuck.
i will get exactly 0 days of supplies
>>545058693Blood moon. Yeah it's a thing. Indicators of some people going to die
>>545055475FPBP
>>545055411why didnt oirlund give an official time estimate?
>>545062037a classic pasta
>>545057351Well with fuel running short all over the assumption is you die from winter. Even the most tightly built house here with a great r rating goes to the same temperature as outside in three days without central heating.
>>545055411how fucking gay and retarded do you have to be?those times are for how much supplies you should have on hand for an emergency. reason why America is not on there is because every region of the country from Florida to California to the midwest/east coast has to deal with hurricanes, wildfires, mudslides, blizzards and potentially be without power for up to a week (or much more usually in CA from the extreme weather there)asians know to prepare for tsunami's but europoors have the mind of goldfish + all the brown infiltrators there know nothing beyond desert windstorms a la Ali Baba. hope this helps
>>545055875Christmas is two months away so you’re probably good til then
>>545055411That's just gpd talk and to push market sales
>>545063088Trump is just a puppet
>>545055553This isn't snow in the south, nigger
>>545055553Awww man. I really wanted to destroy your nation. (Nothing personal, but Russia's the worst country on earth)
>>545055411Whole world is experiencing the modern version of the General Crisis from the 1600s>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_General_CrisisSeriously hope we won't get that 30 Years War bullshit in the USA
>>545055411None is interested I got sharp kitchen knives the ones you use cut bone from culinary school police or draft officers want to bussify me got a nasty surprise waiting for them.You will die on spot even a surgeon can't save on you post leave me alone Russia can have Ukraine and Europe I need a job like most men
>>545069997interdasting
>>545055411checked it begins
>>545055411TWO MORE WEEKS
