You’re looking at the final end stage of the so called “democratic experiment” in the USA - fascism. When the US broke free from England it set in stage the events that led to men children worshiping McDonalds and Pokémon.
>>545058387>Feed millinials a great youth and a sad adult life. >Wonder why they consume nostalgia
>>545058496Corporations today wielding disproportionate influence over government policy to advance their own personal interests is not the same as then organizing workers and employers into state regulated groups to coordinate the economy and resolve class conflict in the name of national unity as a mutually beneficial interest.
>>545058387>can’t own your own home, have a family or have a well paying job>consuming product becomes the only thing driving themCan you blame them? Even I soi faced over certain upcoming vidya.
>>545058387I want a pikachu happy meal desu. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
>>545058387Sneakerheads got tired of reselling Lebron James shoes and switched to Pokemon because nostalgiafags have money.
>>545058535pfft thats not why. i was born in 81. what kept me from avoiding the "kidult" death spiral of cringe was a stern christian upbringing (pokemon was seen as satanic), proto based and trad boomer parents who never consoooomed, and eventually joining the military to beat out the rest of any residual gay that may have lurking within. then getting married and having kids sealed away forever any chance of gay cringe seeping back into my life.>spoiler: i saved all my gi joes and legos from back then which my kids play with now. vintage shit retailing for $100+ at the local toy store. kidult losers can only dream of having a legit collection of toys from their childhood... that their CHILDREN can play with. instead they buy gay lego statues and display behind their streaming computer
>>545058496It worked for a long time though.But eventually you see the rise of dynastic rich families in EVERY country throughout history.And they always fuck things up for everyone.The only stable for of governance is democratic capitalism where all people with over ~$5m (adjusted each year) are guillotined every 100 years and the money appropriated by the state.
>>545058387Looking forward to the DSP tries it and him bitching about his local McDonalds being out of cards for his Pokemon happy meal.
>>545059477Your retard fantasy LARP would be believable if you weren't trying to do it on /pol/. You're a sperg just for ever visiting this shithole which immediately exposes you to all kinds of degeneracy.
>>545058387these pokemon card scalper niggers should be given packets full of anthrax instead
>>545058496I’m 32 with three sons that love pokemon. I do for them what my hard ass dad did for me: be surprisingly supportive even though you’d never expect it.ill never forget the day my dad came home with my gameboy and pokemon gold. He supported my love of pokemon. I do the same for my kids. They have every single Pokemon build a bear. So many toys and binders and binders and binders of cards. I will go to McDonald’s and get those toys and cards. And I won’t give a fuck.
>>545058387Pikachu is a white power symbol. Pikachu hates niggers and he will not hesitate to electrocute the negro with white lightening if one crosses Pikachu's path.Browns fear the Pikachu.
>>545058387Adults are looking for scalping gains and long term collectible investment, same as always.
>>545059324For me its buying all the manga i read like naruto, bleach , one piece and hinter x hunter
>>545059572lol wut. >retard fantasy larpcope more i guess? that was my childhood and my life in a nutshell. deal with it.
>>545058387Pokemon cards have become our 5000050272th speculative asset
>>545058387I WANT MY TOYS!!!In all seriousness, pretty much all adult fun has been taken away from most adults, so your options are to act like an old fogey before you're old or act like a teenager when you're an adult.I don't make the rules, I just yell at all the kids for breaking them
>>545059601Based
>>545058387If the 30th anniversary release has OG reprints or Pikachu eating burger rather than the garbage they usually release you will 100% see people buy out entire stores the second the restaurant opens and all of the food dumped on the ground in the parking lot.There will be a massive rush because there's a fraud ring based around grading of cards and the first 10's of the 30th anniversary promos to hit the market will be sold in fake auctions for $10,000 apiece, which sets market value because the grading companies limit the supply of 10's. This causes the prices of raw cards to multiply to 100x their value as people send them in seeking a gold rush, which means each happy meal you buy makes you $100 cash. This is the stupid clown world we live in.
>>545058387That isn't a leak you asshole.You gonna plug some faggot crypto while youre at it?
spiritual poverty thingkids toys are no longer kids toys, they are collectables to scalp and hype up for (((content creation)))
>>545059385i wouldnt eat that trash if you paid me, and who the fuck cares about pokemon lmao its not 1997 anymore..
>>545059477>kidult losers can only dream of having a legit collection of toys from their childhood.Nice try. I still have all my Hotwheels cars and tracks from when I was 4.There's probably some Transformers stuff in a box somewhere too. Not to mention the old Nintendo stuff.Also, the "stern Christian upbringing" youre touting comprises individuals that tried to drown me in a swimming pool when I was 9.You cultist psychos who care more about rock music than pedophiles running the country need to be fucking curb-stomped.
The only pokemon games I ever played were Red and Yellow. Completed the dex, and never touched them again. They're baby's first JRPG.Watching fuckwit scalpers tear the franchise apart while Palworld destroys what's left of the games has been very enjoyable.Only the rule-34 is good.
All the surplus value has been sucked out of labor so the only way to keep above water now is to leverage ownership so everything is turning into a little stock market which is why adults are fistfighting each other over a children's card game so they can sell it to other adults who intend to sell the cards to other adults ad infinitum
>>545058387PICKACHU RYEACHU
>>545059601You children need Jesus Christ first and foremost
>>545060607did you not read my greentext. i too still have my toys from when i was a kid. my kids are playing with them now.and cry my a river about whatever you experienced. this was back in the 80s and 90s retard. no one cared about pedos in government because no one was talking about pedos in government so stop being a faggot projecting the present onto the past. pokemon, d&d, he-man, rock music, it was all satanic back then. thats how i grew up.but is it truly? on the whole no, but because im not a sperg i can still protect my kids from corrupting spiritual influences as well pedos in government, hence why we homeschool. the point though is that millennials (like me) avoided being man baby consumers because of strong moral upbringing, however flawed they may have been. im glad for my childhood. while my friends had divorced parents who smoked, i had parents taking us to farmers markets before farmers markets were cool
>>545059477That means when Pokemon came out in America in 1998 you were 17. If you needed your parent's Christianity to keep you away from it something was wrong with you
>>545060523Just because youre a faggot and brown doesnt mean other people cant enjoy things.Yes the latest pokemon sucked but fuck man, pokemon is pretty awesome.
>>545059616Giga basedPikachu is a far-right hate symbol
>>545058387When millennials, duh
>>545058387when it's a "leak", it is eyeball grabbing. i don't think people actually care.
>>545060929kek >my parents christianitywhat an odd thing to say. regardless, i had no interest in pokemon anyway when it came out, but it wasnt in 1998. i remember hearing about it when i was 12
>>545058496>fascism is when pokemon cards
Post your decks
>>545058387those "adults" were kids when this shit came out. actual children dont give a fuck about pokemon, unless their parents encouraged the behavior.
>>545059958>hinter x hunterDid that ever come back? Or are they still stuck on the goddamn ship?
>>545058387Collecting is a mental illness that only affects White people. We have a innate instinct to stockpile resources to survive harsh Europoor winters. But the same instinct can be hijacked by corporations to sell us garbage.
>>545059616>Browns fear the Pikachu.you mean to say jynx?
>>545059601its gambling for children, dipstick
>>545058387Zoomers don't remember Beanie Babies.Boomers were buying kid's meals for Beanie Babies and were throwing out the food.
>>545061789>"Pika pika chu chu pika Pikachu">translated: "Is that nigeress jinx still booty shaking over there. I'm gonna shove a thunderbolt up her black ass"
>>545058496Mussolini and Obama were ideological brothers. Obama just called it Public Private Partnerships but when he explained it it was the same damn thing.Like Saudi Arabia putting the Adidas and BMW symbols about the "martyrs who died in Yemen.Way gayer in reality then what the neet socs sold me on with Gucci uniforms and big steins of beer. Tuns out the corporate feefees office decided beer was offensive to some customers so it's been replaced with Brawndo.
>>545059441>nostalgiafags have moneyI know I have some Magic cards in my parents attic. Worth looking for them? Fuckers better be worth a few $100k, Anon needs a new life.
>>545061585So like next year we might be getting another set of chapters but unfortunately yes they are on the ship
>>545061003>pokemon is pretty awesomeyea i thought that too, when i was 9 playing red edition on my gb pocket
>>545060523there's a lot of pokemon nowthey keep fuckin and evolvingnew species keep popping upi gotta catch em all, but theres like no upper bound here
>>545062978i only acknowledge the original 151 everything after that was just a clear cash in
>>545058387>scalpers and fags YouTube collectors flipping for a profit and becoming mainstream tale old as time ain't the only one every single hobby is getting smacked. enjoy what you have and ignore the rest of the dumpster fire.
>>545059601I can't even count the number of times my dad had to eat happy meals on business trips so he could get us all beanie babies. Being a dad or an uncle usually involves doing a lot of bullshit you don't necessarily want to do, then you see a kid smile and go "worth it."I wish I had taken my nieces out to the local "fun park" for go-karting and the arcade this summer. They're going to have to settle for the monster truck museum and pizza.
>>545059182A corporation is just a union idiot, it's the same thing, a special interest group using class warfare against another class. The government itself is the problem. Destroy human government. It is evil in itself.
>>545058387Why are you acting like this is a new thing?
>>545061789Show the REAL jinx, faggot!
>>545058387Yes, adults should only enjoy adult entertainment like porn, tobacco, and alcoholism. Or sports right?
>>545062854Togashi will pull a Miura soon. That shit’s never finishing lol.
>>545058387>>545050505
>>545058387Kikes/chinks genetically subverted us. Everyone is an autistic consoomer now. They made us retarded, delusional, self-important, and obsessed with anything that lets everyone know what our super unique & fascinating [LGBT Pokémon music blah blah] identity is. I despise this fucked up space rock & all its inhabitants, inexplicably so. I pray every night asking for the nukes to finally start flying.
>>545058387redditor goonbait
>>545058387I hate the manchild generation
>>545059601>I’m 32 with three sons that love pokemon
Pokemon is jewish Look at picrel pokemon and tell me its not jewish
>>545065519A corporation is a business organization, not a labor union. The fact that both represent interests doesn't make them equivalent. Fascist corporatism in the 1920s meant the state organizing and regulating employer and worker associations within a political system designed to control class conflict toward national objectives, whereas corporate influence today generally refers to businesses using their economic power to influence government policy in their own favor, often at the expense of everyone else. Nuance faggot, learn it.
>>545059182Big tard energy
>>545062923>no armadillo>no rattlesnake>no alligator snapping turtlethis just looks like behind every dumpster between arizona and florida. 3 kinds of big rat.
>>545058387Pokemon is the largest media franchise in all of human history. Embrace the 90s master race and reject nu-shit. It's awesome to see Pokemon still on top after being called a fad a million times.
>>545068296>nothing to addthanks for the free seethe
>>545058387>not YU-GI-OH! I miss when Mcdonalds was better than this shit
>>545059477Christianity and islam were invented to control and subdue you.Paul changed his name to Saul because it would make him more subversive.It's all a lie.
>>545058387One reason to have kids is to vicariously re-live your childhood through them. No one is having kids anymore so they are actually re-living their childhoods
