>>545063959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUdbZ9QY5VU

RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcC-E38Olyk

i listened to this yesterday it wasn't good but it was cozy
pre-ww2 london murder

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>>545064190

>>545064223
quite a good book that
bit gloomy but a decent read

>>545064247
That's my dad.

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>>545064283
>hello son!

Hope Josh dies painfully today

>>545064355
Hope your arse turns inside out and josh starts living inside it

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It's coming along nicely

>>545064464
decent bunch of wood that well done
jobs a good'n
done and dusted

might have to rewatch spaced now

>>545064434
corr
love living in me new inside out arse
its proper lush
just been out to coop to get some fridge raiders and say hello to glenda on the tils cos shes me mate
back home now, getting comfy on me temu hemorrhoid sofa
going to bosh out a few hours grindin skyrim
colonlass put me on block kek
she thinks she can get to me like that but im well sound whatever
going to order me kebabs for later then check in with me mate shafik to see if that new bud came in
corrr
cant wait

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>>545064514
Thank you, friend. I am new to it but I have a workshop full of tools and stuff to fix. Love me 1x2 pine, I do. I just spent a few days making this for my table but the bastard poplar runner split right at the very last second lol, easy fix at least.

>>545064464
i love it
what is it?

>>545064655
what watch is it

>>545064566
did that earlier this year
its still good

>>545064659
It's just a little wooden door that I'm making because a plumber cut a hole in my bathroom drywall and I wanted to be able to have access in future. I absolutely love working with wood though so I'm happy to do it.

>>545064464
>>545064655
Try making a wooden sex arse.

>>545064741
fair enough
was hoping it was something to keep niggers at bay but a little hobbit loo door sounds fun anyway

>>545064730
Oooo it's a Garmin Instinct 3 and I highly recommend it

>>545064332
Go on, one last time. Ask Sasha Baron Cohen why he isn't funny anymore.

>>545064607
it's like you overdosed on Josh and now you're having a seizure
you need to go to a hospital and get them to flush your stomach with charcoal or something

maybe an exorcist

Love that they call it drywall. Its good. Unlike the wet walls we have here.

>>545064794
>smart watch
gonna have to sprint at mach 10 away

did you know a high profile murder in the uk was tracked specifically via a garmin watch seen at a run
i'll stick to my casio dumbasfuck gshock so i can murder crime bosses at my will

>>545064790
Wood is sadly no good against a negro, anon. They will take your big wooden oak door and burn it etc. I could design a trebuchet though.

In bongland we have wet wall.

>>545064861
I did not know that, wtf. I got mine as a gift and It's supposed to be a smart watch for people who don't want a smart watch. Gonna have to look into this. Thankfully I don't run anywhere, but it's still good to know.

>>545064932
https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a25924256/mark-fellows-runner-hitman-murder/

>>545064967
You reckon it categorised his exercise correctly as murder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8&

i'll never see her again and that's alright
i don't need to come up with mad schemes, i can just leave it as a nice moment
i don't need to pursue it, it can just be what it was

>>545064967
Oh so the police searched his watch and downloaded GPS data from it. I thought you meant someone was tracked privately by someone else, and murdered because their watch gave away their location somehow.

>>545065105
No he was murdered because he was a creature of habit and confident
but the killer was caught solely because of his watch

>>545064607
Kek

>>545065136
>but the killer was caught solely because of his watch
No I think the police did stuff too.

>>545065224
fucking kek
it actually hurts when i laugh with my face at the minute this was mean

>>545064967
>got caught
he obviously didn't run fast enough

>>545065136
Yeah a good assassin would absolutely pick up on habits. That's why I come home at random times in the day, and then leave again. Never know who's watching. Yeah in this case I'm not surprised the cops got the GPS from it. I expect police to have too much info on me, but I'm relieved I got it wrong and misunderstood what you meant. I was concerned that individuals could be targeted with GPS data from the watch somehow, which does not appear to be the case. I love the flashlight on it.

>>545065322
what sort of person are you that you don't fear the state but other people primarily

Just to be clear: I am not paranoid about being assassinated, I am just saying I try to obscure my time in/out a lot in case someone is watching me keeping track of if anyone is home.

>>545065403
I obviously do fear the state lmao I just mean, you have to take off your shoes to get on a plane anon. You know what I mean? I just mean the government already has a fist up my ass, so it's kind of obvious that they would use a GPS tracking device to track a suspect. I'm not happy about it, exactly the same as how I feel about flock cameras, but I can't do anything about it, I won't break the law anyway, so it's not my top priority and I'm kinda indifferent on them. I like American cops a lot more than bong cops though I can tell you that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIZW6dwgZsk&

>>545065521
why do you like american cops more
is it because you understand american laws and our police seem dreamlike

Just to be clear.
Pingus.

Poof

When i was detained i was like this would never happen in the uk and he was like when you are in france you respect french laws and i was like fair enough mate
i went you had any issues with these rioters and he said yes it's terrible
and then they cut the laces off my trousers and chucked me in a cell
two cells up from me was a woman from sierre leone who was highly distressed and was screaming and banging on her cell door constantly
i just whistled the british grenadiers song and didn't give these bastards an inch of emotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY&

>>545065830
Did you shit next to the toilet?

>>545065407
he said to nobody...

Go to jail
Ask for a prayer mat.
Shit on it.

>>545065874
that would have been a self punishment
they literally can't even hear you when you bang

Getting the asian fever all over again... feels like 2020/21... nostalgic for some reason in the last year or two... it just so happened to be turn of the millenium (circa 2000) anime and video games like Deus Ex.
god, i envy gen x/early millenials so much

>>545065588
Because the only time I ever got harassed by police was in the Yookay. Several times. I'd be like walking home with a bag of McDonald's or maybe walking to my mates flat with him and multiple times, some sniveling little rodent copper felt the need to pull up and demand to know my name and address. Only time I ever interacted with police here was when some Mexican dinged my wife's car and drove off, and he was very helpful and respectful. British police have the biggest power trip I've ever seen.

Can i get a glass of water
'non'
you fuckers

>>545065899
You banged your cell mate?

I've got to go to bed now fellas, I will show you my wooden door when it's finished. Goodnight bros

>>545066018
You have no sense of the passage of time so you start to get paranoid that they've completely forgotten about you
as a result you kick the door and the bed to remind them you exist
it sounds mental but have a go yourself

>>545065979
it's true
only times i've interacted with police it's been negative
women threatening to tackle me for no reason
or threating to arrest me if i (do) one more (action)
it's not all bad though
once i was going to meet a girl but i tried to go as the crow flies on the map and ended up in a back garden pond
the policemen kindly extracted me and took me home covered in mud

when you're abroad you do feel like an ambassador for the uk
so you'll be getting your face caved in like yeah but i'm doing it well
and then yes but i'm coping with the results of getting my face caved in like an englishman
yes but i'm in the ambulance like an englishman
it's honestly sick

I suppose the attitude is an indominable fuck you and i'm laughing and keeping things jovial regardless

don't get me wrong i'm not hard
but it was important to me that people didn't think the uk was soft
if i had my face caved in i took it like a man
if i was detained i took it like a man
and if i was at a bus station withdrawing i took it like a man
got to rep the uk

>>545066538
you keep doing you, man

it is like half 3 in the morning tho still

>>545066835
i've just glanced at her social media again and i might as well be a fucking alien from some unknown star system
on the bright side she doesn't know i'm alive

i listened to part of the book of disquiet yesterday
i related to a lot if it
but then as i continued to listen i thought
shut the fuck up you miserable bastard
and turned it off
and that is portugals national poet

>>545067030
one day cauldron your diogenes phase might actually end and I'm sure when that happens you're going to astound us all

>>545067167
whenever people invoke diogenes it's suspicious
i'm just a romantic in every domain
i believe in love, that's my crime

when you cease to love you cease you cease to be human
BUT
that doesn't mean what you immediately think it means
i'm referring to a deeper intrinsic yearning which fires every human heart, rather than a conscious seeking thing
something like 'the hunger for love'
which everyone has but doesn't know

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>>545067236
I dunno it's more in the way that on the surface you look like a relatively uneducated lush on a street corner chatting total shit into the void
but then you listen to the stuff you're saying and you realise you're coming out with all this fucking oscar wilde shit

maybe not diogenes
withnail?
you're withnailing it

you know withnail could do it if he wanted to

>>545067516
i accept this metaphor
I too am a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum

How's the Russell Brand case going?
Given who I talk to it seems to be one of those Lindsay Clancy type deals where you have women and husbands on one side and men on the other with the trial by media.
I still don't understand why they went for a criminal court case when they don't have any evidence. Aren't you supposed to go to civil courts when you just want a humiliating payout for your victim- I mean evil horrible predator you accidentally walked into the bedroom of and lay on the bed, arse up, with your clothes off?

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Budget day!
There's going to be some fuckery:
wealth tax, exit tax, internet tax....

>>545068755
idk I think being famous for having loads of sex might be kind of a red flag on this one honestly