https://x.com/tomrava/status/2115121677977702510
https://x.com/LibertyLynx/status/2115171072668790981
>>545065179bump
Space is fake and gay, anon
>>545065179>SPACEX ISSUED FRIVOLOUS COLLISION WARNING TO HELP RUSSIAN SATELLITE INTERCEPT EUROPEAN ONEbased.
>hohol-controlled finnish sat dips below its required orbit>elon sounds the alarm>hohols madKeep your space trash in its proper orbit or else, nigger.
Space waaaaaaaarrrrrr...https://youtu.be/1LQrj2EB6ng?t=142
>>545065179That's a giant shitpile of AI slop. Please go fuck yourself OP.
>>545065179Elon is a slimy retard larping as a human businessperson. He should kill himself on live stream.
Ukraine lost, fucknuts. Get over it. The scam is over. Victoria Nuland lost. Dumb jewish cunt.
tl;dr literally nothing happened
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>>545065188reads like sloppa. ukrannies are useless
>>545065179usa is a rogue terrorist state colluding with autocratic regimesold news
>>545065179based and friendlypilledhow nice of them to err on the side of caution
>>545065202AI SLOPPA
>>545065179What the fuck are you babbling about?
Ok let the khokhols put their own satellite and quit bitching that they cant suck enough off the teat of others.
>>545065983>>545065614Russian Satellite intercepted a European one last week and danced around it. This new info says it only got close because SpaceX's warning meant the European satellite had to avoid maneuvering until SpaceX gave the all clear. The issue is they never needed to do that, if they were being honest.
>>545066080Oh no. During war people attack each other.
>>545065179You know what side he is on.
>>545065179SpaceX / Musk is a DOD asset, nothing will happen
tl;dr, you're a fag
>you're being mean bullies by targeting our spy satellitelmao
>>545066080Still don't get it. I'm retarded. Why does Europe have to listen to Spacex?
>>545065179unfathomably baZed
>>545066080So...was it destroyed by the ruskie satellite or did it Just maneuver close enough to spook the eu satellite?
>>545065179>ukrainedont care
>>545066523>Why does Europe have to listen to Spacex?Because they're utterly irrelevant and if they ever want a satellite launched again via SpaceX (the party doing 80% of launches globally) they better do what their told or consequences will never be the same.
>>545066592They probably planted a bomb or a small listening device. Its fucking nuts we start to see actual space warfare
>>545066663>actual stfu fag
>>545066592The EU satellite detected that the Russian satellite was drinking a Coke from a bottle with a fully removable plastic lid and self-destructed.
>>545066592It's unclear. The actual facts are that the NATO satellite did maneuvers during the 'avoid maneuvering collision warning' period with the spaceX satellite, forcing the spaceX sattelite to waste pretty much all of its fuel and turn their newly launched satellite into one that needs replacing in 6 months, the entire report is basically NATO explaining why it isnt actually their fault and how those maneuvers totally prevented a different collision a day later.
>>545066738Make me you uncultured swine
>>545065179>shitter thread>wall after wall of aislop "threads" complete with retarded emojis everywhere>it appears to be a vehicle for musk shorters to try to kick off a selloff to their benefitHoly fuck can we kill everyone involved here already?
>>545066080Sounds like a load of bullshit to me man but whatever, you enjoy your gay space wars alright buddy
Its hilarious how the majority of stupid rednecks posting here don't even understand what happened
>>545065179>>545065188>>545065202Chabad spies no doubt.
>>545067033>Oh those mean stupid rednecks don't even understand what happened oh dear slay queen
NiceBlow them all up.
>>545065300It's amazing how many goyim can't see it by now.>elon bad because he made da eu sat stay still>da russians flew up to it, cause it was sitting downIf these onions fags think the EU sat could just fly away, why can't the other one do it too?It's jover
>>545066080Maneuvering away from hostile satellite interception during a collision alert is unprofessional and environmentally unsound, anon. Putlermort will have to answer for this when he's brought to trial at the ICC when this war is over.
>>545065179>gets baited by the trump administration into committing a provable act of treason>now this whole shitstorm can be dumped on musk's head while the admin gets what it wants out of Russiaimagine being outmaneuvered by the dribblers currently in office.embarrassing.
>>545065398Jfc this is not how orbits work>counterfactual framework>smoking gun>sprinting satellite paradox>the US sat guides jewkraine without Elon, but Elon throttled jewkraine and it caused missesWut???>perched shockThese tranny regards think you burn towards shit like in the moovies
so what the fuck is going onglowniggers at war getting real intense yeah? i mean now some faction within US is aligned with russia against the city of london and europe. or they want it to appear so .plus all this prepping for imminent war talk from uk and other western european countries.i dont see th play.are they fucking over NAto globohomo plans to further this war into an even bigger conflict, but why simultaneusly because this US/Russian openness with diesel trade ahs been ongoing for about 2 weeks now, so detente with america but the rest of europe is digging their heels in deeper. Even if ukraine totally surrenders tomorrow I dont see a reality where russia tries to invade western europe WW2 style, with technology and the internet, who the fuck woudl want to lord over a bunch of fucking partisans. I dont think that scare tactic that nato uses holds much weight. hope a lot of these nafo trannies blow their brains out realizing they got played like the scum they are lmao.
>>54506517920 bucks says Trump relocates to Israel after the midterms and never sets foot in the US after that.
>>545070629The Golden alliance has been formed. It will be America, China and Russia vs the world you all are simply ill relevant to us China or Russia and will fall in line
