WHY'D THEY DO IT?
>>545066113who knows if this shit is all an act...but come on America....
Let's not pretend anyone ever wanted a jaguar. Shit was always wack, this whole woke thing is just an elaborate tax write off for a dead company. Jaguar won't exist in 5 years, all the browns flooding Europe want bmws. Its over
>>545066113Kek, Jaguar thought they were hotshit that they hyped this shit. Like yikes...how tone deaf do you need to be? KEKLMAO+KEKYPOW!
Interior shot of their new car.>it's just a super wide ipad and a smaller ipad
>>545066477it looks like the car for those globohomo corporate cartoon characters.
>>545066113Marketing team must be crazy to start with or turned crazy. It gets crazier as even the not so crazy ones leave.
The ad agency who put this together will never work again. This will be a case study at advertising schools for centuries.
>>545066477Looks like some sort of hospital equipment.The whole iPad aesthetic is dead. This looks like another loss. Jaguar in particular is the antithesis of this. It’s a classic brand that should be about leather and wood. It’s completely off brand.
>>545066305thats the face they make when governemnt works only for htem.
>>545066113Jews just destroying a British heritage brand. Simple really.
I thought about getting the mustang logo as a tattoo but after this ad I had second thoughts. Like, what if ford suddenly decided to do the exact same thing and make and add with a couple fags making out in the car?
it's like a globohomo parody
>>545066113Because these faggot corpo types drank the fucking koolaid.The whole point of the "Diversity is our strength, homos r cool XD" bullshit is suppression of the working class. They sat around in the boardroom inhaling each others farts for so long they convinced themselves that shit was actually hip.
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>>545066113>FaguarFuckin' kek'd
>>545066113>Larry Fink: Hey Jaguar CEO here's a gorillion dollars, make it gay and lame>Jaguar CEO: but wouldn't this destroy Jaguar's reputation and make it a joke forever?>Larry Fink: 2 gorillion morbilluion dollars>Jaguar CEO: okay boss
>>545066113Jaguar passed from Ford to Tata in 2008 and ever since then the 'jeets have been milking the company for all its worth. The Americans corporatized it, but they at least cared about the brand and keeping it selling. The 'jeets basically don't even give a shit about long term profits, they just wanted to scam naive boomers into putting their money into it, max out its credit rating and get their cousins visas to the west et cetera..In the process of being corrupt retards they delegated to spark44 "creative agency" (advertising) who seem to present themselves as being streamlined and low cost. Flaking of course being the standard in any Indian run business.https://www.node-magazine.com/casestudies/spark44-blending-technology-and-talent>Avanesh Sharma, Chief Financial Officer comments: “We say that admin costs should never exceed 10% of staff costs, and overheads should be kept to an absolute minimum. People across Spark44 have beaten every target in that regard and are very proud to have done so because there is a shared understanding that money should be spent where there is client value and nowhere else. It seems likely to obtain ESG discounts and Blackrock funding they went with this turbo "woke" (using this word for parsimony) advertising scheme. Though there is no information available about their inner workings and finance, nor will there ever be with an Indian company even if the auditors came and poured through their data. But it seems fairly evident it is in line with other inexplicably "woke" advertisements as well as tv shows, movies, vidya and so on.
>>545066113Black Cock because DEI money they were too late DEI money peaked at 2022 maybe 2023 after that it crashed is now going into AI.
>>545068287kek
>>545069849Interesting
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>You see that was actually a genius move
because they serve private equitynot the customers anymore
>>545066113To progress
isnt jaguar owned by pajeet TATA ?
>>545066113They deliberately sacrificed their quarterly profits through a humiliation ritual to Moloch, thus ensuring future growth. Many such cases,
>>545069849>>545066113It is more than just jeetification.It is the entire MBA mantra + product development without a clue about what makes the company work in the first place.The playbook and result is always the same.1 Standardize/homogenize to lower costs2 Cut costs more, fire unneeded people and cancel unneeded product lines (why make your own headlights when they cost 90% less off the shelf)Initially, results look better, then customers stop returning because the product is no longer special and the small things that made it good (that have been cut) worked together to make something great.A concrete example is "It just works" Apple. They made routers (ahead of the time and introduced Bonjour and "wireless USB" in the entry models), the cheap mac mini etc. All of these product worked together. Then they killed the unprofitable product lines and now their phones are just expensive Samsungs with a nicer UI.Jaguar was a cheap luxury car (50-65% lower than comparable luxury brands), with its quirks or compromises. (Similar to how Oneplus matched 90% of the high end phones at half the price, but skipped stuff like wireless charging)The MBA or Pajeet mind can't connect the dots.So they look at spreadsheet and see that more expensive car = more revenue.More media attention = more sales.So they slap a (new) Jaguar logo on a non jaguar car that costs twice as much as the luxury brands it competes with and remove all the fun from the car.So it is made to grab attention and cost money.This is what all MBAs do (and Pajeets).They literally couldn't come to any other conclusion because their brains are wired to always make the wrong conclusion.Short term profits over long term sustainability.Hence why MBAs and pajeets always destroy everything they touch.This is btw demonstrated repeatedly in peer reviewed academic papers, yet the managerial elites insist that the future is MBA and pajeets.I guess you can only lead a horse to water...
I drive an older jag, and it's extremely comfortable and stylish.They went full retard with that new model plus deciding to go EV only. The brand is now as good as dead. There's no market for a 5m long EV in Europe (too big), in the USA (EV lol) or in Asia (they make better EV).I'd be ashamed to drive this faguar.
>>545066113>Jaguar>jaguar in spanish (pronounced ha-goo-ar)>mexican town in sinaloa called Jahuara.>egyptian temple called hawaramexico and egypt are one and the same.but why summon the warrior seed? dont they know that he'd wake up with the rage of a drunk wrest from his slumber? are they so desperate to be destroyed that they dont care what happens to those around them?
>>545066113lmao niggers are hilarious
>>545076272The Chinese make shit cars you retard lol
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>>545066113because they needed to increase their sales duhits their target audience and so they adapted the commercials to it, companies do it all the time they literally spend hundreds of millions of moneys to consulting firms to make these specially targeted ads this is clearly aimed at the generation of children of the old guard who are into hawt cotture and exotic exoplanets with rocks that look like bladerunner ( which is popular ) and shietthey are just so ahead of their timejust look at how they got the style that was only later made poopular by gossip goblin ( re: [important!] clozzy got cortisolmaxxed at the goon junction ) it's brave and genre defining
>>545076761All EV are shit cars, fuckface.
>>545066113>>545076565trend setting ya'all don't just know whats chick
>>545066113the MD is literally a poofter named RAW DONG LOVERi don't think we have to wonder too hard.
>>545066113Two theories:>Theory 1: sheer stupidity and arrogance in part of the leadership to try to reinvent an aging brand.>Theory 2: Intentional sabotage of the brand so the whole IP can be sold to its intended buyer for pennies on the dollar
