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I am the Jew. I am the Satan. My family is rich enough to afford to send me to rich private school, but we chose to send me to me to public school anyway, where all the human children attend, so I, the Jewish child, the child of Satan, could steal souls for my father the Devil. I conversed with my demons, they guided me to pick and choose vulnerable targets, they told me when to strike, when to catch you on the rebound so I could effectively deceive you, perhaps others betrayed you and you needed a friend to be there for you and cheer you up, or perhaps you were just morally weak. I, and the other Satanist children saw you, we thought you were stupid, we deemed you an idiot. We figured your soul would be easy to steal. We came to you, We treated you with kindness and respect so you lowered your gaurd, all you wanted was acceptance, and to be cool and popular. We are Satan's kids, loyal to Satan. We convinced you to sin and betray your God, Jesus Christ. We coerced you, we said to you "come, sin with us, commit misdeeds of wickedness with us, don't you want to be cool?
>Don't you want to be popular? We will not accept you if you to not commit this evil with us.
We tempted you, and you gladly accepted with glee. We deceived you, we tricked you into betraying the God of your youth, Jesus Christ. You sinned, you committed evil, you blasphemed, to be cool, to be popular, to be accepted by us, those who secretly hate you. Then when it came time for us to be in trouble for our crimes, our sins, we abandoned you. We knew it was you who would be the only one who would get in trouble and take the blame, for we are above your laws. We abandoned you. We left you dry and hanging to pay for your sins and blasphemies alone while we scurried away like rats and got off scott free. Another soul won for Satan and the forces of darkness.
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>>545069386
You were left hanging on the gallows, paying for your sins, dead. Twas' our doing. We are witches, Satans. We murdered you. And we did it by giving you enough rope to hang yourself. You are a fool and we knew it. You were easily deceived. We are the serpent. We are the children of the Devil. We would never truly accept you, we only lied to you to have you murdered. Truly we hate you, goyim. Now you die with us. Now you burn with us. We do not suffer alone.

https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw
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Isaiah 14:15 KJV
Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.
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>>545069386
>>545069393
We are millionaires, loyal to Satan.

https://youtu.be/wj6ZImtxqQQ
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>>545069434
I have been sent here to damn you. I have been given free reign for a short time on the Earth.
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>>545069386
>>545069393
>>545069434
https://youtu.be/VZ_c5pUXm4c

Tell me humans, if King Solomon, the wisest of all men, fell to my temptation, what hope do you have?
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>>545070141
no one cares about your faggy fairytales
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>>545069386
Yo Jew act like Abraham Lincoln when his head exploded if you catch my drift, or do I have to spell it out for the retarded white nigger
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>>545069386
mossad and the dog rape squad is on their way to fuck dat ass, buckle up buttercup, no lube
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>>545071720
You won't do shit Satan!
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>>545072082
When there's trouble, you know who to call (Teen Titans)
From their tower, they can see it all (Teen Titans)
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, go

[Verse 2]
With their superpowers, they unite (Teen Titans)
Never met a villain that they liked (Teen Titans)
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop 'til the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, go
Teen Titans, go

[Bridge]
If your heart is black, you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you, there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens
Beaten by the teens
T-E-E-N, T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
T-E-E-N, T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
T-E-E-N, T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
T-E-E-N, T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
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[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
When there's trouble, you know who to call (Teen Titans)
From their tower, they can see it all (Teen Titans)
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, go
Teen Titans, go

[Outro]
One, two, three, four, go
Teen Titans

alright step 1, take a toaster and get an extension cord just for good measures. step 2 plug in extension cord in your bathroom and fill the tub with water, step 3 put bread in the toaster and start toasting, step 4 VERY IMPORTANT hug the toaster and then take a bath, if done correctly you will have perfect toast
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>>545070516
Oh but he’s telling the truth, doe. Funny pic but is what it is.
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>>545072337
True.
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>>545074708
Rose are red, violets are blue, fuck jews
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>>545069386
Tryhard fagposting, neck yourself faggot.



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