>King acknowledges 'suffering of the past' as Caribbean tour beginshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyv8ld22z1o>Chancellor to hand out billions to benefits claimants in Budget as he hosts Martin Lewis at No.11https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16244183/Chancellor-welfare-reform-Budget-boosts-handouts-10-Millions.html>Bodies with heads decapitated as disturbing discovery made under major roadhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2260789/bodies-heads-decapitated-disturbing-discovery-made-under-major-road>Loo paper sales soar after stockpiling callshttps://archive.ph/R1aDo>Volunteer, 78, says Reform official likened her to Nazi collaborator for teaching asylum seekers Englishhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/28/reform-official-volunteer-nazi-collaborator-teaching-asylum-seekers-english>Man to stand trial over mass stabbing attack on LNER train to Londonhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/huntingdon-cambridgeshire-train-anthony-williams-trial-b3074663.html>Russell Brand says 'today is the day for truth and justice' as he is set to give evidence at rape trialhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/russell-brand-evidence-trial-latest-southwark-crown-court-b1302602.html>Drug dealer who shot intruder in his home four times in Southampton convicted of murderhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-10-28/drug-dealer-who-shot-intruder-in-his-home-four-times-convicted-of-murder
>>545078859Mo boaties, mo monies!
>>545078859the king of the good lads: Asmongold
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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”brit/pol/” threads. Face it. most bames will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>545078934imagine unironically having homoerotic fanart of asmon on your hard drive.
>>545079026Anything for attention
>>545079026>says the homosexual with gay in his ID
>The Chancellor is set to swerve welfare reform in today's Budget and hand out billions of pounds more to benefit claimants.Bennybros rejoice!
>>545079069damn, you've done me, and so has 4chinmight go reset my router to get a fresh id, the shame is too much to bare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6aKBMu_e8>Milei is an Israeli simp for some reason>Milei is jewishCan Benji not connect the dots? Or is it because of the jewtube fuckery that would happen if he called out the obvious jewish alliance?
*nods respectfully*
avin a ___ ___
>>545079108>barebearsipstea.jpg
>>545079179crying wank
>>545079204well I am definitely rebooting now lmao
Gimmickposting in full swing.
>>545078859If you haven't been in the EU(SSR) for almost 7 years, how can immigration still be a problem, let alone a rising one? You had it much worse before 2020. Are your average citizens retarded or what?
>The Scots Leid probably is the closest equivalent to the Uncanny Valley Companion Language that most Continental languages have and using it as a standin for, say, Ukrainian vs Russian makes the stakes of language disputes much clearer.>Imagine if you’ve lived in Berwick all your life and your great grandparents before you and a new Scottish government comes to power and prevents you from applying for a mortgage unless you talk like Robbie Burns during the application and you see why the Donbass kicked off.
>>545079270Except there was no suppression of the russian language speakers in the Donbass. Imagine falling for the most basic of russian propaganda.
budget today
>>545079225I got something to play with in my id.
>>545079270more niggerish than pigin
>>545079112Nick called it today, all the right wing parties in europe and south america are all likud controlled
>>545079322Makes no difference to daytime britpol spastics. They are not economically active
https://goyimx.com/F_Desouche/status/2115015671440359455>Nîmes (30): Three ponies sexually assaulted. Karim, who has 17 mentions on his criminal record, had already been convicted of rape. He was sentenced to 2 years in prison.>On the night of Saturday to Sunday, October 18, a man broke into the property of the Cava Loc Stables, located on Chemin du Mas Flechier in Nîmes. Three ponies were victims of sexual abuse.
>>545079094They mean pensioners but no pensioners reading the Daily Telavivegraph count themselves as benefit claimants. They've been playing this game for nearly twenty years now, boomer self delusion is one hell of a drug.
>>545079394Enjoying your motorbike?
>>545079382Nick Griffin?
>>545079094Jobcentres don't seem very joyful places.
Good to see the BBC investigative journalists are digging deep today.
>Good morning. When Andy Burnham became PM, he signalled that he wanted to end 40 years of neoliberalism. Judging by all the briefing about what will be in the budget today, neoliberalism is probably safe for another year or so because Burnham and his chancellor, John Healey, have decided not to use this as a moment for big, transformative change, but to instead opt for a more low-risk, every-little-bit-helps fiscal statement.Absolutely fucking destroyed
>>545079026>gAy in IDJust log off
>>545079458Walking out of one when you haven't been sanctioned and know you've another week in the bag is pretty joyful.
>>545079453fuentes@ 5.20mhttps://rumble.com/v7hhqsg-america-first-ep.-1770.html
https://goyimx.com/PaulEmbery/status/2115070527341830629>The hardline ethno-obsessives would repatriate these young lads to God-knows-where. I think we should embrace and applaud them. (And, thankfully, I think most British people would agree.)>There are around 150 Sikhs in the British armed forces versus the several hundred British Sikhs that joined the international arms of Sikh militant organisations that funded/orchestrated acts of terrorism in the west & India. You are fantasising about people that don’t exist
>>545079094We just need more gimmigrants!
>>545079541>gay fat glowy MexicanNo. Filtered.
Oof. Train track right up the arse.
>>545079564This picture is like a wet dream for liberals. The only way it could be better is of both of them were also wear gay pride badges. Countries should be mostly monoethnic.
>>545079108he has done you tbf>>545079069You've ruined his life
>>545078929hilarious that "boaties" somehow caught onI started using that so I don't blurt out "BOATWOG" in public some time ago
>>545079026>having homoerotic fanart of asmon on your hard drive.legal>having erotic fanart of an attractive female celebrity on your hard drive.WOOP WOOP IT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
>Let me remove my economist hat for a second and make a comment which, speaking as an ordinary citizen in a personal capacity, might capture a lot of the frustration the British public has with this generation of policymakers.>How can it be that a new government with a £1.3 TRILLION budget (40% of GDP) sees ‘doing no harm’ as a good outcome for its first Budget when people are being told to stockpile three days’ worth of water and food in case of an emergency?>£1.3 TRILLION to spend this year, likely rising to north of £1.5 TRILLION by 2030, and the government argues it does not have the resources to take the necessary bold measures on energy security, defence and AI.>None of this is even remotely serious. Store reduced tax marmalade up your chutney chute for when the Russian invade
You're about to get fucked
>>545079346the only tit you'll ever get
>>545078934>>545079179>>545079827filtered
Some normal guy is standing on a railway platform in Spain right now looking at his watch wondering where his daughter's train is.....Life will never be the same again.
>>545079827>the labour power pose
>>545079827all a load of WIMPS
>>545078934Bro this post you've made for the 50th is super hilarious, you're such a cool and interesting person, love the fact you do this all day long without rest or seemingly anything else going on in your life
>>545079827Could they at least sort their posture out? Good lord.
>>545079467Cunts wouldn't know a train if they were wedged into one surrounded by Abduls
>>545079833I can get tits whenever I want them. I've had my fill though. Best to leave some for the rest of you.
>>545079787wont someone please think of the benniemongs
what I don't understand (of course I do really it's just pantomime) but why do they save up all these fiscal changes and adjustments to happen on a specific date? Like, why not do it last week, or whenever the fuck they decided it was a good idea. J'nah mean?
>>545079318Yes they fucking did d, post maidan they mandated use of ukrainian across the entire public sector. Ukraine are not the good guys here, they were most corrupt country in europe and the biggest producers of csam. Russia has literally benn in continual wars with its ex republics since the soviet era. Why is ukraine get the bleeding arse treatment when chechnya, georgia, ossetia, dagestan etc etc didnt?
>>545079924They like watching the open market shit itself.
>>545079394fair enough
>>545079890He's doing business in Japan you know.
can't believe there hasn't been a national strike yet
>>545079564"And what roles did your great grandfathers play in WW1?"
>>545079964and then everyone goes along with it as though it's fine>oh it's the budget today>don't you know it's the budget>the budget is happening today>they are going to hold up a gay little suitcase and do a budget
>>545080006tbf there is a non zero chance that their ancestors may have served in some capacity as colonial troops, but that still doesn't justify their current presence here now
>>545079992Class division prevents it. Everyone thinks they're a middle class toff.>>545080025As long as they can make money, they don't care. We've removed God and replaced him with Wealth.
>>545080025I once budgeted all over the place in public, turns out it's not allowed and now I'm on a list
>>545079827Holy manletsPhysiognomy is destiny
>>545080025>gay little suitcaseNorman Lamont's red box?
>>545080053>but that still doesn't justify their current presence here nowSadly that's more than enough for an everyday fuckwit whose priors are <DON'T BE RACIST>
>>545079962>they mandated use of ukrainian across the entire public sector.In Ukraine? What a shocker! Should English be spoken by English civil servants?
https://goyimx.com/Vocal_GenX/status/2114830726356975812#m>Singlehandedly this veteran has made me think twice about thanking veterans for their service>Why don't you go to the front lines in Ukraine?? I am sure you are not expecting other people to die?? Off you go!!>I come from generations of military servicemen and women. What do you have?>Nikki aka 'Staunch Tory' >Optimist/realist #DefundTheBBC Politics right of centre. Voted Leave. Proud Brit. Support Police and Armed Force
>>545079890I filter him and the frog pedo on sightbest to do it by ID because the lil runcorn faggot likes to swap to memeflags
>>545079962>Why is ukraine get the bleeding arse treatment when chechnya, georgia, ossetia, dagestan etc etc didnt?Ukraine are white. Simple as.
>>545079094Hail victory
>>545079258Boatwogs and curry visas.
ironic that the seethemongs always have more pbtids in every thread they complain in about good lads
>>545080361Posts should be limited to one per id per thread. That would surely improve the conversation.
>>545080446>10pbtid
>>545080333We are going to do another Boriswave, the economy will collapse without it. Another million at least. It's fucking over.
>>545080502
>>545080446>"hey how was your day man?">"aw not bad m8, got a promotion and a blowjob! 'appy days! 'ow bout you?">mfw I've already used my one-post-per-thread
https://goyimx.com/cjsnowdon/status/2115173945997439378#m>Boy who stabbed girl at school was radicalised online, says father>The father of a teenager who tried to kill a fellow pupil in a school knife attack has described his devastation and belief that his son was "radicalised" by extreme material online.>"I hope the victim and her family can sort of get over it as soon as possible in terms of healing and move on," he said.banter>The BBC is so obsessed with censoring social media that it reports an attempted murder entirely from the self-justifying perspective of the attacker’s father, with not a word about the victim.
>>545080101I bet your box is all red.
>>545080510Invest in rice, they love rice.
>>545080669Corse, the real reason is because his skin was brown.
>>545080669>banterApparently not. He somehow managed to only lightly wound the lass.
>>545080686Weird guy you.
>>545079992what industries would that interrupt?call centres?turkish barbers?charity shops?content creators?
>>545080101joss acklands spunky backpack
>>545080772
>>545080734I'm not seeing a denial.
>>545079827From left to right>twink who shagged his way in>shagged her way in>slow dave>literal goblin >Sarah from hr>blind wife who dresses him>paedophile adrian
>>545079992>national*nuclear
>>545080169So you agree they did do it after all...
>>545080896But they THINK they look cool - like this.https://youtu.be/ju65gr9sUjk?Y&t=18
>>545080731stabbing lasses between classes>>545080669>The BBC is so obsessed with censoring social media that it reports an attempted murder entirely from the self-justifying perspective of the attacker’s father, with not a word about the victim.look there's only one person who let that boy down and they're speaking to himdid they ask him whether he was monitoring his childs internet presence, enforcing responsible parent blocks on his home network and having timely responsible conversations about sexual conduct, political propaganda and how the internet is a privilege that requires a certain level of competency and responsibility, by any chance?well obviously not because somehow, on a network he pays for, likely on a phone he bought for him, his son was getting told by andrew tate to murder women and he had no idea
>>545080859You gonna come out with your noncey doll patter next?
>>545080896not very diverse
>>545078859>48% of Brits are concerned about immigrationThe other 52% are the immigrants
>>545080991>treasury dogs
>>545081025doll?
>>545080976It's not subjugation to have a national language requirement within your national public service. Would you be happy if you went to sort out your council tax and the worker only spoke french?No. So fuck off with your pish.
>>545079472>When Andy Burnham became PM, he signalled that he wanted to end 40 years of neoliberalismWhen your country's public spending is 44% of its GDP, I think it is fair to say that the UK isn't a neoliberal one.
>Budget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLoBudget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLo>Budget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLo
>>545081037i wish people would stop qualifying their objects as being just about the illegal immigration ALL IMMIGRATION IS THE PROBLEMour borders should be sealedbritish sakoku
>>545079992>can't believe there hasn't been a national strike yetDiversity keeps people atomized. This is a well known fact.
>>545081037When you leave the house and take a look around you see that 99% of Brits don't really give a toss about it and are just getting on with their own lives.
>>545081102UK Parliament feedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5xt5nGGd0I
>>545081102Did he just call her the right 'orrible lady?
>>545081120*objectionsfml
>>545081150I bet we can't watch this without a licence
>>545081252Not yet - maybe tomorrow it'll be the case.
>>545081081Very very long listhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_territory_of_the_former_Soviet_UnionYou dont think the welsh should speak welsh? The law they had on regional languages was repealed post maidan in 2014.
What was the "Boris Wave"? Covid?
>>545081313>You dont think the welsh should speak welsh?Yes, Wales should have Welsh speakers in their national public institutions. Wales is a country. Donbass isn't. Now fuck off with your pish further.
>>545081290>heyyyy wanna keep up with the ongoing political situation which is going to affect you and the rest of the country>PAY UP SUCKERseriously there needs to be an exemption for political broadcasts, that's so dumbexactly as designed for them though innit
>>545081252>>545081411maybe they should have sponsor breaks and run a patreon
>>545078859Panic at Reform is setting in.https://x.com/TheMercianNews/status/2115364672920551707
Kemi's milkers looking big today or is it just me?
Can't believe the PM is blaming the Conservative Party for the 'Boriswave'. The only ones to blame are Labour and Farage. Kemi is right to say Brexit was a mistake.
>>545081458Some say it's too little, too late. We know you hate us, but have to play games to get our votes.
Andy is going to join the EU without askingwe'll end up like Norway, not a member, but following the rules and paying the dues
>>545080669FUCKSAKE>Asked if they should have known more about what was on their son's phone, he said: "I can see the argument.>"I doubt many parents will go through their kids' browsing history on a regular basis.YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMB CUNTcan't believe we're gonna lose the internet as we know it because these clueless early gen X yuppies have inherited the earth and refused to teach their kids about it properlyit's like every 30 years the world produces a generation that is just total fucking garbage and it's them, their kids, their kids kids, and the rest of the planet has to put up with these wankersmy fucking GOD man
>>545079094Labour backbenchers win again
BUDGET STARTING ON ITV
>>545081454I kind of want to see the UK government open up a patreon now you said thatfuck itwhat would the membership benefits be?
>>545081569FAFO. Anyone with a brain was a remainer.
>>545081589You clearly don't have children.t. genX parent.
>>545078859Watching PMQs.LAMO this country is finished, literally bailing out the titanic with a bucket.
>>545081616K KEEP ME POSTED
>>545081618Afternoon Adrian mate.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmj6j950ywp1o>"Hindsight's a marvellous thing, isn't it?"if guns were legal in this country this would be the point where I fucking shoot myselffuck this
usual right whinge retards chimping out over the usual shit budget that makes no difference to anything. This time next week nobody will care.
>>545081016>his son was getting told by andrew tate to murder women and he had no ideaIf the boy really is black then it's very appropriate as they're the only people who watch or care about Tate
New lad at workA niggerHe's friendly enough and gets the job done but his timekeeping is none-existent, and the supervisors seem fine with him strolling in sometimes up to 30 minutes late
>>545081393Its not the same tho is it? These countries borders are entirely artificial. If the ukies didnt want russian speakers they shouldnt have taken the territory post soviet. Also: libtards argument tactic:>they didnt do it>ok they did it but its actually a good thingEven the EUs "disinfo" site has to admit they did and try to weasel round it.
>>545081618and yet you didn't fuck off there like the pedofrog, how strange.>>545081657>Watching PMQs.porridgewogs have such grating accents.
>>545081506thats inflation for ya
>>545081719He's on BMT(Black Man Time), it's a thing.
>>545081650
>>545081722>These countries borders are entirely artificial.Fuck off you retard.
>>545081719>strolling in sometimes up to 30 minutes lateIts dey culcha
Fuck me, that lapel's a bit busy
>>545081650look I'm sorry if that touched a nerve but>>545081709the man is clearly a fucking wanker, seriouslyI wish I hadn't looked it uptotal twat>"It was shocking and devastating that he would have been looking at that kind of stuff," he said.>While there were parental controls on his son's devices, these were mainly to limit screen time.>"There was nothing to indicate that anything sinister was going on," said John.
>>545081618>FAFO. Anyone with a brain was a remainer.Yes. As I told my family who called me rude names like " sell out" and "traitor" when I said I voted with my head not my heart and voted remain, that the real enemy of the British people was the British state and that the EU was nothing more than a fall guy for the state to hide behind. I predicted the whole " poles out Pakis in" would happen and that they need to read between the lines of what " Win back control" actually means in practice. Not one member of that family have ever messaged or admitted to me in person that I was correct. They are just as retarded as 90% at least of the general public.
>>545081617you get free tickets to a pmqs watch party in at the local reca meet and greet with a local councillorand a hotline to your community leader for sexual emergency situations
>>545081793Ofc you tard, the soviets redrew borders at will
Budget qrd? More money for niggerspastics?
>>545081613The Tories won. The current Welfare system was designed by the Tory party circa 2010–2016. It's amusing to hear the Tory party saying that their own Welfare reforms are shit and Labour is to blame for not scrapping them.
EU countries don't get BAME immigrants.
>>545081885personally I'd love a sneak peak at next weeks propaganda before it gets here so I know what to expect for a change
>>545081719>>545081771they really do have no sense of timeits quite impressive
>>545081921If i hear one more tory ex minister go on about unintended consequences and "we didnt realise what would happen" like fucking dorries with the osa. Staggering incomptence to the point of breaking hanlons razor.
>>545078859>>545081458https://x.com/Kingbingo_/status/2115239206209339406
>>545081966you need to join the civil service patreon for that one
>>545081827Every single child in this country has unrestricted access to the internet. Parents can't stop them in school, at friend's houses etc. 99.9% of them don't go stabbing people. Some kids are just wrong 'uns.
>>545081880Funny how britpol always focused on Muslims when hindpoo rape rats rape more and murder more and deal drugs more and steal more amd pedophile more. Almost lyk britpol is just hindpoos seething all day.
>>545082027>FastjetperformanceGuy has a good yt channel breaking down military air crashes etc
>>545081908>1991Borders were internationally recognised. By all sides. Ratified into law. That's that. You have no argument. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>545082092Fuck off paki.
>>545079270Still amazes me that Scots have managed to meme people into believing that Scotland is somehow a 'Celtic' country when the Scots language is clearly Germanic.
>>545082053I said sorry if I touched a nerve m8, you want it fucking twice?my point is this man is a colossal fucking div and it's astounding, truly>"He just seems like a different person doing that; some different version of him that's emerged from whatever he's been watching or seeing online.">John said his son had told him he believed his interest in extreme violence began after he saw a clip on TikTok from TV drama Dexter, which tells the story of a vigilante serial killer.>"Once you watch one thing like that, the algorithm, of course, feeds you more of the same content," he said.>He said he believed some young men could be drawn towards increasingly extreme material online and called for tighter regulations on children's access to it.>"There's the radicalisation of young men in particular. They talk about it with regards to terrorism and political ideology, but [there's] a radicalisation towards violence and hatred," he said.>"There must be ways to block content or to monitor content. We see millions of pounds spent on other things. Is there enough being spent on this kind of thing?"all I'm hearing is "I didn't parent very well and it's everybody else's fault"I doubt you're anything like this man, you're already here
>>545081552>>545081458In-fighting amongst right wing factions is so cringe. These people are drama queens, and don't care about the country.Anyone sensible and with their eyes wide open to the problem we are facing would do their best to unite the right. But this will never happen, so enjoy your managed decline under Labour.
>>545082230Oh I agree he sounds like a spaz. My point is that it's not related to the internet. He didn't teach his child how to be human.
>>545082173>sar everyone who doesn't like hindpoo rape rats is paki sar
>>545082230>you're already hereThere's some right wrong 'uns on here though?
>>545082321>In-fighting amongst right wing factions is so cringeWho stated it?>Anyone sensible and with their eyes wide open to the problem we are facing would do their best to unite the rightWhat right-wing? Reform isn't a right-wing party. Right-wing figures get expelled from Reform, so there will never be a 'unite the right' from them.
no income tax rises, wow
>>545082130>Borders were internationally recognised. Borders that originated where, drawn by who?>haha comrade crimea is now of being ukraine, da?
Chancellor IS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5xt5nGGd0I
>>545082391looks like a nice place for a holiday
>>545082435drama queen, lefties are laughing at you
>>545082452what about the tax band thresholds?if they dont bump them then people end up paying more in the end anyway
>>545082357yeah and to me it sounds like he's kind of a shitty person covering for being a shitty person who raised a shitty person by blaming [satanism/video games/the internet] it's the internet this time, but nah, nah manand they like made him the cornerstone of this whole, sizeable, article about how the internet is so scary and it's turning people into murderers with a side of Netflix's Adolescence in-case you're still fucking hungryI'm incredulous at this point, I'm gonna have an aneurism
ah the big black hole in the budgetthe one that never existed then suddenly labour spent more than that
>>545082391well I mean yeah butsmarter ones though
>>545081037It's even worse because these are just 'reported' rapes, it doesn't take into consideration all the little girls being raped by all those Pakistani Rape Gangs (stop saying grooming gangs it diminishes who is doing it and what is being done).
>>545082452Yeah just 5-8% inflation and frozen tax bands
>>545082461>crimea is now of being ukraine, da?Yes.
>>545082539its almost like they just make things up
>>545081719Search 'Africa Time'rKemi is late a lot too
>>545082461>>545082130Other anon is correct btw. QRD is even if Khrushchev’s transfer of Crimea was illegal under Soviet law, Russia went onto recognised Ukraine’s 91 borders into their own laws, including Crimea before Putin came to power. However international isn't real and its the power behind it that makes it stick. If Ukraine wasn't such a corrupt shit hole they wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
>>545082480>drama queen, lefties are laughing at youReform have a history of expelling the right from its party. It's comical to think that Reform is right-wing.
>>545081618
Do politicians actually believe the economy is "doing well"?
>>545082607drama queen. no one cares.the left are playing you lot like a fiddle.
>>545082615>1% growth forecasts
>>545082465corrr
Tories say lets drill for oil and gasLabour says no muh environment, won't do shit, net zero>Labour approves jackdaw everyone claps>>545082615anyone believe that removing standing charges they won't tack them on elsewhere?
>>545082177"We're all just Celtoids in denial"
>>545082607It's about right, some people have a very short memory but Farage's speech about how he needed to throw Lowe out of Reform simply because Lowe was wanting to deport Pakistani's who were complicit in the Rape Gangs.Farage is a shithead and anyone who believes in that man is a simpleton.
>>545082391>Birmingham, 2060
>>545082391Wait, how did he die?
>>545082764you're being played, your self-imposed schism is dooming the country to 5 more years of Labour.
>>545082692corr 2
£100 to people in houses worth less than £3.50pence
>>545082797You prat, give it a rest.
>>545082435>Reform isn't a right-wing party.It is. Right Wing = Capitalism which is what Reform promotes. Political ideologies are largely defined by economics. Reform also supports social order, National identity and established institutions. This is all Right Wing. You think that being a Nazi or being a Racist Nationalist is Right Wing when it isn't it's a 3rd position. This is why you're confused.
>>545082809ooooh who shewirr she ruv me rong time?>>545082692I kind of like Ed Milliband
>>545082788Izzat deficiency
I'm gonna spend my thruppence hapenny from the budget on a night out at the music halls
>ENERGY PAYMENT: 100 GBP payment to all households in Council Tax bands A to D for England (and funding for same in other nations). That's 20m homes.
Tax relief for vape shops>Tax relief for vape shopsTax relief for vape shops>Tax relief for vape shopsTax relief for vape shops>Tax relief for vape shopsTax relief for vape shops>Tax relief for vape shops
>get £100 in gibswoah, it's the first time in my life I'll be getting any kind of bennies. I'm in tax band C.
>>545082963Ooh - he just said "fuck vape shops"
>>545082840>Reform also supports social order, National identity and established institutionsHahaha. Reform has the same idea on national identity as Kemi, in that anyone can become English. Nigel is on record saying that some foreigner living in Wales for five years becomes Welsh.There is nothing right-wing about Reform.
>>545083007pakis will just open cafes
>vape shops KOedTopkek, can we do turkish barbers aswell now?
>>545082939just a random 100 quid?alrightwhat are we like getting this now or?is it supposed to last all winter?
>>545082983>look at me I'm the BAME now
I wish Restore would just start handing out guns and ammo to members.
>>545083031Pafés ?
>>545083078Cakis
>>545083037Before January - the energy rise is Jan >paid directly into bank accounts for help with rising energy bills
>>545083096Pakés
100 shillings! a veritable fortune! i shall spend it all on medicine for me muvver and flat caps and tissues wot we can cough blood into
>>545083098it's a Christmas Miracle
>>545083056Aren't restore members just farmers? They've already got guns.
>>545083017tbf wasn't that an Englishmen? Not exactly a foreigner
Banks paying for me for a change.
>>545083216It's going on your mortgage.
>>545083216People would pay you for blowjobs too anon!
>Asked whether consent was important to him, he told the court: "Consent is fundamental, essential, necessary and indeed in many ways more important than sex itself."that's a fucking mad answer lmfao
>>545083216Your loans are going up 3% m8
standing charge gone and 100 quid, whoopty fucking doo
>>545083180The English and Welsh are different ethnic groups. Nigel thinks anyone can obtain an immutable characteristic by simply living in a country named after said ethnic group.
Based. Ringfencing UK data.
>>545078859AI sovereignty is vital and everything must be under british control>hands over all power to Brussels by rejoining EU.
>>545083280I hope the judge followed with "a simple yes would have sufficed."
>>545083345It's getting added to the unit price m8.
>>545083338I have zero debt. Been debt free for a decade.
>>545083280the other boys would actually bully me at school judge, they'd call me mr consent and dance around with jeering chants>any more women say yes Brandthey'd say as they spat on my shoes which of course had embroidered on them the definition of consent from the oxford english dictionary
A data centre in everyones backyard>A data centre in everyones backyardA data centre in everyones backyard>A data centre in everyones backyardA data centre in everyones backyard>A data centre in everyones backyardA data centre in everyones backyard>A data centre in everyones backyard
>>545082602The point being that they adopted prexisting soviet republic borders, which were purely oolitical in nature, and artificial in they took no account of ethnic or liguistic areas - rather than renegotiating. I read a piece by the yank envoy who was involved in the process during the 90s, who predicted this would cause major issues, not just across ukraine but in the other ex sov republics. There has been continual wars across ex sov republics simce the fall of communism.
>>545083345>standing charge gonepeople actually believe this kek
>>545083440Those who use less, pay less. Common sense. The responsible have been subsidising the wasteful.
>>545083483It costs the same to maintain 1 gas connection whether the subscriber uses a lot of gas or none at all. Gas meters dont wear out faster as cars do if you use them a lot.
>>545083477If I use no gas, I get no bill. Before I did. So yes, standing charge is gone.
Tax relief for vape shops and Turkish barbers
>>545083366Eh, there's a huge degree of ethnic bleed through in the British Isles, someone living in the west of England living right on the border will be ethnically most Celt but with an Anglo language and culture over the top. There has always been a great degree of movement and local identification among the greater Anglo-Celtic ethnic group on these islands, not really a big deal.
>>545083542What's that got to do with anything?
>>545083345Now knock of the standing charge for water.80% of my bill is the fucking standing charge. Welsh water cunts.
>>545083543>Pays more for other stuff>but muh standing charges are gone though so there
>>545083459https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backyard_furnaceI see he's been reading his Mao
>tfw you see a frenchflag in /outer/ and assume it's our creepy unc brit/pol frenchnonce
>Winter questioned whether Brand had been able to persuade any friend or acquaintance who might have been able to give evidence on his behalf to appear in court.>Brand, wearing a black suit with an open neck white shirt and a loose black tie, replied: "I have not."ooft he's fully fuckedall that money and fame and he can't even pull a little doting minion out
>>545083624The standing charge is for maintenance of the infra, the connection, meter, and so on. The cost is the same whether a subscriber uses a lot of gas or none at all.
>>545083459cows go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>545083561You know how the govt have a hardon for "deceptive naming".>reee you cant have hedgehog crisps if there no hedgehog in themEtc. How come they can have turkish barbers from bangladesh etc?
>>545083670>you see a frenchflag in /outer/ and assume it's our creepy unc brit/pol frenchnonceI don't
>>545083677I had radio 2 on in the car this morning, heard this and thought of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
>>545083643It takes 8 years to get a new fully built data centre connected to the national grid. It's not the construction of the building that's the problem.>Building speed: A modern data centre shell can be physically constructed in 18 to 24 months.>Connection wait: Securing a power grid connection often takes 3 to 8 years—with some developers currently facing estimates of up to 10 years.LMAO
>>545083677aw man but he seemed so tight with Noel Fielding on the big fat quiz of the year
>Devolution of tax collectionYour local thinkarsepaki mayor will get your money directlyThis will definitely not go wrong and lead to massive corruption
>>545083628Glad to hear they're getting rid of electric standing charge next year too.
>>545083746Don't worry, Burnham will be the first PM since T O N E (gosh it really has been that long huh) to see those 8 years to completion.
>>545083706>renamed Turkish Berbers
>>545083677>Cauldron posts a coherent valid post not on the sauce yet?
>>545083746>According to reports by the Global Action Plan, roughly 84% of proposed AI data center developments in the UK are slated for areas that are already water-stressed or projected to be water-stressed by 2040 (particularly around London and the Southeast, such as Slough)
>>545083783obviously the thing we are both not mentioning is to keep the unit prices the same.
>>545083634It's about fairness. Standing charges punish the responsible and reward the profligate. That's just been turned on it's head. As it should be.
>>545083731Imagine being labelled a nonce and not even bothering to defend your honour and refute it. Couldn't be me.
>>545083780
>>545083778Didn’t fielding bum him for a bet that brand made?
>>545083780Naked attempt to bribe their ethnic patronage groups seething over Gaza is naked.
>>545083746the good news is that the fans will be installed early and they'll be running the entire time
>>545083463But the thing is all borders are political in the sense that they depend on decisions about who has authority over a piece of land, at the time. It's like Scotland can leave British Union or London demands independence could become an independent city state. Borders are not real like Putin says but that doesn't mean any few people in charge can change them simply by declaring that they have changed.
>>545083778would bring the tone down on bake off
>>545083690>The standing charge is for maintenance of the infraNo. It's just a billing strategy. There is a cost of delivering a unit of gas. I want to pay that cost per unit. If I don't receive a unit then I do not wish to pay for it. Simple as.
>>545083817Most DCs use almost no water. Only the hyperscale ones here in the UK tend to actually consume water.>According to a study by techUK and the Environment Agency covering commercial data centres in England, 51% use waterless cooling systems (which consume no external water), and 38% (part of the 89% total measuring water or using non-water/closed-loop/waterless cooling) use closed-loop or non-water intake systems.It's a chinkoid funded psyop to block them.
>>545083746He has allowed them self generation.
>>545083571Anon. Being ethnic cousins doesn't mean we are full kin. I'm an Englishman by kin. Not Welsh, Scottish or Irish.
>>545083852oh my god did he?so this trial isn't the first time he's been fucked then?
>>545083928I'm Chinese.
>>545083808He's hoping white lightning tax is reduced before he goes shop.
People who think the standing charges are just going away do you honestly believe that the rest of your energy bill will remain the same, or that labour won't seek to make up that shortage in other ways? You actually really believe that the standing charges will just vanish and not be replaced by anything else? Legit unsure if i'm being trolled or people are just naive
>>545083955>I'm ChineseThen you're not English, simple as.
>>545083977The government will just relieve all these bills from the magic money tree
>department for misogynyHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>545083929According to fielding, Perry left him gapping with all the pegging, was like flinging a sosij in the Chunnel apparently
If you don't like it and are so well positioned in life then why don't you take up arms or fuck off before the bloodshed starts?
>>545083926Self generation with what? Energy harnessed from lay lines?They would have to buy gas and run a local turbine (some do this today) but it is extremely inconvenient because you need a 2nd building and it is very inefficient.
>>545083977The standing charge being removed will increase the unit price. I have no problem with that. I have a problem when I reduce my usage to save money but the bill remains the same.....
>>545084006removing the charges is great. but there's just no way they won't make up those millions elsewhere. all they'd have to do is bump up the energy cap a bit to do it but there are a myriad of other ways too. They're not gonna go oh shit well we'll just lose a few billion quid on standing charges because it's the right thing to do. The actual right thing to do would be to build more nuclear, nationalise the energy companies, and untie the electricity market from wholesale gas prices. Instead the chancellor throws out trinkets
who tf is voting for the tories
yes mohammed your cupcakes are fine and all butMary, Paul, Nigellastand aside a moment, there is something I need to say about a little man from grays*julian barratt comes out playing a guitar*>Oh the camden days, 2004 it was different times and the women were whores
>>545084083>They would have to buy gasPerfect. Instant customers for jackdaw.
>>545084083>layIt's ley you unesoteric non tantric crystal deprived lad.
>>545084075so glad im leaving this sinking shithole island to the vape shop owners, turkish (kurdish) barbers, and paki rape gangs.
>>545083836Why do you think he instantly got in with the resident nonce ring on arrival? It aint rocket science pal
>>545084089Price cap will just go up.In Jan it's going to the moon.
>>545082963>massively increase taxes on vape juices>tax relief for vape shopsWhat did they mean by this?
>>545084090Of course the cost will be passed onto the price of a unit. I'm sorry lad but are you a bit daft?Nobody thinks it's a discount. He's not pretending it is. Nobody is.
>Gas and electricity bill for September >128 quidWould be cheaper if I set up a DD but I pay it cash every month
>>545084089it's just creative accounting. You said if you don't use gas you won't get a bill for charges. But you will. You just won't see a "standing charges £x" on the bill. It's a scam to appease the proles
>>545084151Done me there, I've been outed as a plastic pagan.
>>545084090>Instead the chancellor throws out trinketsYes this is how to get people voting labourWe'll find out about all the massive hidden tax rises in the coming weeks and months (and years: PPP/PFI/ "innovative financing")
>>545083874Imagine what would have happened if britain hadnt partitioned indi, and whats still happening now with other ethnic groups. Thats essentially what they did by using the soviet borders which were purely administrative in nature, and were redrawn multiple times during the soviet era based on political climate. You cant define countries without taking people unto account.
>>545084153>im leavingHMS Reddit coming to take you away?
>>545084110>it was different timesnailed it
>>545084224Inflation is going to absolutely MOG the shit out of the proles lmao. All these trinkets are nothing when a pint of milk costs about 8 quid.
>>545084212No. Standing charges are abolished. The cost is distributed across the price of a unit. If I don't use a unit, I don't get a bill. Simple as.
>>545084199>Nobody thinks it's a discount. He's not pretending it is.He (assuming you mean the chancellor) actually in fact is. It's like taxing the gambling industry, great, does he think that won't have any effect on the millions of people employed by it? Honestly labour get their economic ideas from youtubers or something>>545084224>Massive hidden tax risesthis.
>>545084234>free Tibet
FACE TO FACE APPOINTMENTS TO RETURN TO BENNIES
>>545083677>evidence on his behalfhe's fallen foul of the oldest Consent rule which is to have a sober witness record it for future recollectionit would have been more assaultative to have someone witness him saying "stick me ol' knob in your gob, lass"
As a pickle and marmalade enjoyed I'm happy with tarrifs relief.
>>545084271>Ideas from£40 Fortnum and Mason Christmas crackers.
>>545084212>>545084182>>545084089Martin L. said for most people would save 60%. 40% would be worse off - those who spend £5k+ on energy
>>545084057Corrrr, get me in as minister, I can hate women proper good
>>545083746>connected to the national gridscotland can't even connect it's green energy generators to the national grid, it isn't built well enough to transport the full potential wattage waiting.
>>545084248>If russell brand is going down then every man in camden was a rapist, i too am a rapistalright then we'll arrest you as well>I summon alisson hammond character witnessa.. black.. woman... the justice system has no recourse.. the trial is cancelled
>>545084306>>545084318Hamper time again
>>545084175I thought he might be some confused old man who needed a bit of company or something. But he is actually just another nonce , it seems.
We have become vape nation
>Straight into Zelenskys trousersI'm howling.
anyone baking?
>>545084339Got a link from Hunterston to Wales
>>545084271I'm sorry but we reside in different levels of intellect and I'm not prepared to lower mine to yours to continue this conversation. It's painful.
>>545084408V>>545084408B>>545084408P>>545084408
>>545084385Munterston
>>545084327>Martin L. said for most people would save 60%.yeah he also didn't mention what the unit prices would be after or where the price cap would go. If you get paid £100 a week, and I make it £110 for you but tax you £40 more a month, did you save money?
>>545084351I said years ago name cunts were just failed normalfags, I think you're easily the best example of this
>>545084327My neighbour (who has had his heating on for a month already) will get higher bills. I (who won't have my heating on until around January) will see a reduction in my bills. Therefore, I am happy and things are working as they should.
>>545084482oh fuck up you cunt have a day off
>>545084401you're a mong that thinks the government just lowered your bill. Which discord nonce are you?
>>545083571>someone living in the west of England living right on the border will be ethnically most CeltNah the most Celtic parts of England are the south east.
>>545084339As usual it is nimbys holding up the grid work. Major campaigns trying to force underground cabling (retarded) because they don't want pylons ruining their view.
>>545084466He did mention the unit price - he said just under 1 pence increase. So unless you spend 5k on energy you would be better off
>>545084504Chat more about celebrity gossip you fucking tart
>>545084561he did? I need to read this again that makes no sense.
>>545084519>the government just lowered your bill.The government just gave me CONTROL over lowering my own bill you spastic. Previously I could not.
God damn it's like pulling teeth from a hen. No wonder the country is fucked
>>545084628>I'm going to pay less because the labour gov removed standing chargesplease don't ever be in a finance position. You're clearly too stupid to understand
>>545084627>That cost will be shifted onto unit rates. We don't know how much yet, but I suspect just under 1p per kwH.>About 60% of people will pay less due to this, 40% more.
>>545084697>I suspectright. guess i don't need to re-read itchances of it increasing by £0.01 ? ...
>>545084686>please don't ever be in a finance position.I have my own business with zero debt. I'm VERY good with money.
>>545084731You need some help moving those goalposts? They look heavy.
>>545084741sure you do achmed. washing cars? >>545084756>I'm going to pay less on my energy bill because the gov just wiped out standing chargesthat's all i need to know. you're sub par IQ, you can stop repeating your same incorrect claims now. Remember to show us your bills and prove you saved money on the same usage
>>545084318>>545084354I still have a Fortnum's Christmas pudding from about 5 years ago.Might have to finally open it.
>>545084731Just check and it official now. Lower users would save more and higher users will be worse off>Instead, by the end of next year, these fixed costs will be paid on the unit rate, which could save 60% of account-holding households around an average of £45 off their annual bill
>>545084805You lost tranny
>>545084986>This is what will happen. Lets see, I remain sceptical that I will pay less for the same use. I'm certain of it. >>545085104compelling argument discord nonce.
>>545084899aren't those things loaded with brandy?sitting in a christmas pudding for 5 years
>Don't worry we will tax the landlord. Nothing will happen to you, haha.
