Come watch spooks and goblins beg for their freedom after committing crimes while on parolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeciU9jXFI0
I cometh for the lols
We missed two casesWas busy working so I didn't notice they went live
I was on probation for 2 years for something I did not do.. but I reconciled with the simple saying "life is not fair"
>I did mah pograms>I's a grown man now27 years in the can. If we're paying for all these fucks, I want live cams of every inch of that prison.
>>545085560TYB and good morning anons! Yesterday was a good day. I still can't get over the engineer with 8 kids that fathered 2 kids with the mom of the 16 year old he had a kid with.
TYBI missed the first two. They need to fix their schizo schedule.
ETA until he fucks up again?
Can’t be in Spooky season without seeing Spooks
>purse snatchingIs this retard a Gypsy?
Hello my niggers what have I missed?
Anybody have the docket? I miss the Algerian nigga who used to be all over that shit every thread. Wonder what happened to him.
>>545085560Good morning frens! I missed yesterday because I was on the road for work but I saw that a thread was still active at 4PM EST, is that the longest day in /lpbg/ history??
>>545087800Lies, Death and Destruction
>>545087944Longest to my memory
>>545087980Damn, I hate missing those things.
>>545088123thank god pete wasn't on the board, he would have perished >>545088125>>545087917I too miss AlgerianonHow is it going vietanon?
DO NOT REFRESH YOUTUBE Seems there's a mass outage and videos aren't loading so not sure if it effects live streams
>>545088269Pretty good bro, no news is good news.Nice we've got Danny, haven't seen him in a while. I used to not like him when I started watching these, but he grew on me a lot over time.
Hey hey hey
What did he do? Rape a buffet?
>>545088888
>I accidentally -- I mean I didn't accidentally stabbed him 3 timesI'm rollingThis nigga was about to say he accidentally stabbed a motherfucker three whole goddamn times
>nooooo not the heckin' pupperinosunironically, though
>he was alot bigger than medoubt
How much you want to bet he "read" picture books?
>>545085754>Something I did not do. Sure, Tyrone. Just like every other nigger that dindunuffin, right?
>>545089167He "reads" cookbooks for sure
First time posting in a long time. Life has been difficult lately. Hopefully these silly nigs will cheer me up
>>545089276Same yard work is slowing down nowWB breh
>>545089371I am about to throw my ex out of the apartment in a few hours. She has nowhere to go, and I don't really care. I feel bad because she has the cutest, most cuddly dog ever and I hate the thought of the dog suffering because of her actions.
I also need an executive session to dig up my old company laptop and grab all my /lpbg/ material.
>>545089476This is why I jack it and make my own sammies. Sorry about your troubles mane.
>>545089476Damn, yeah, breakups suck in general but it's even worse when there's a pet you like.
>JacquariusWhat the fuck?
>>545089476oh that is rough for sure. Tell us, what vile women shit did she do???
>>545089667
>>545089686I have been carrying her for the last month, helping her get her life together. She started a new job on Monday and I was so proud. We were planning our future. She lasted one day, hasn't gone back to work since. I told her she can't stay if she loses the job. I also found out she has been flirting with an ex on discord behind my back, all the while constantly accusing me of being the one cheating. I have had enough. All my friends have hated her for a while now. I am looking forward being free again.
>>545089853Ah that sucks anon. Yeah flirting with the ex would have been a deal breaker for me too>I am looking forward being free again.Anon, I cannot explain the feeling I had going out fishing with my dog the day after breaking up with my girlfriend this summer. It was possibly the best time I have ever had. Colors were more vivid, the river was just beautiful. I caught a fuck ton of trout too. God is good, it will be glorious! I am happy for you anon!
Sheboon up next
>>545089853No good deed goes on punished especially when a bitch is involvedYou're playing a dangerous game when you let a girl stay with you.You might have to get an official eviction. At least in most states that's the sure fire and safe way to get someone out.
>>545089853>I also found out she has been flirting with an ex on discord behind my back, all the while constantly accusing me of being the one cheating.The woman cries out in pain as she strikes you.
>>545085560TYB & GMA Early as balls and I've already missed two hours. Shyte. Catching up now. (Just watched the dyke prison lieutenant saying "he a good boy who dindu, etc"..)
>unauthorized entry of inhabited dwellingShe's a homeless squaterHomeless women are complete wrecks There are endless, and I mean, endless free resources for them.They can sometimes get housing within weeks.
>Nudge door open>Go to prisonThere's got to be more to this kek
>mah momma n ma brothas died while I dun been in hurr Damn. They must have had a mild disagreement and started blasting.
>Raging CajunJej
Came away from that one pissed off that my pizza is made by convicts
She just got the pussy passShe will contact the old guy again because he's old, stupid, and probably lonely, giving her money and who knows what else.
ruined
>I jusht wanna shmoke shum crack wish my brujer like ja good ol daysh Really pulling at my heartstrings, this one.
>PC'd himself out of several dorms to stay out of troubledoesn't that make him a punk bitch?
>I concur with, uhh, Ms Stapleton >I concur with Mr, uhh, Barras >I concur with Ms, uhh, Stapleton It's really hard for Tillis to recall his colleagues' names. Is Prator still around? I haven't seen him in forever.
Whu-oh ChomoMeemaw has already denied his ass
>>545091273>molested a 4 year oldYeah punk bitch confirmed.
>>545091273>He is a chomo It was PC or death
This kid fucker needs to STFU
>>545091398Plus he's claiming it never happened
>>545091459I wonder what his previous sex offenses were
Meemaw is reading his case file ready to roast his ass
>>545089476You could offer to baby sit the dog until she gets somewhere stable. If she gives a shit about the dog she will appreciate it. Kidnap the dog if not.
4 year old, dude.
Holy shit he's burying himself
This retard's just shoveling away here.
>We wuz gooht friends, n we had a mild disagreement, so I accidentally stabbed him 3 times Many such cases
>>545091760I had a good laugh at that one>The first stab was a mistake>The second and third were for personal reasons
Not that it mattered but his denial and then admission to "dating a young lady" only made matters worse.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>545092618>Gorlock the Destroyer in support If that thing doesn't persuade the board to vote favorably, then I don't know what will.
>>54509261810/10 in bongland>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
When they start out with "I was young" you know they're full of shit
>>545092618Jedi mind tricks do not work
Anyone else just see a floating head in the bottom right??
>>545092745What a thrill ride hahaha
Dude just fucked himself lying
>>545092766Same as when the news is on and some joker says "Let me be clear" a lie is what comes next.
Parole project turned him down and they literally support full blown murder rapists
>Both Douglas sisters using chat gpt scripts
>>545093215He isn't murder-rapey enough. He can't chill with the Kerry Krew.
Damn guess they are gonna ex-session every case today
Damn this session has gone on for a long time. Did Chucky get his foot stuck in the toilet again?
>>545094426Really I hope Meemaw didn't drop dead
Gawdamn, are they having a threesome and had to wait for the viagra to start working??
Just got my old /lpbg/ folder back. Lets revisit some gems while we wait for this executive session
>another Release All Violent Nigger Murderers Day FFS
>>545094615Good ole booger boy
>spooksif they hung the CIA, half the issues of today would be solved.
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>545094847William Casey: The statement is popularly attributed to William J. Casey, who served as the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) under President Ronald Reagan from 1981 to 1987.The quote you are likely thinking of is: "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." Yep
>>545094511Yesterday wore her out. You could hear it in her voice the first case.
>>545094615ARTHUR!! May he always be full and comfy.
>>545085560I thought Ghost was from Texas
>>545095519>>545095651All time classics. Anyone have the guy with the balls sewn into his thighs?
I sure do fren
Wood
>>545095970lmaoo classic thanks anon
>>545096068BTW, remember the 2nd case of leg testicles we saw?Chomo can’t reoffend because he has leg testicles https://youtu.be/NaCHzOYC1-0?t=13498
Posting my collage anon/draw anon compilations. Collage anon's work schedule changed and I have not seen draw anon in the last few /lpbg/ or /opl/. Hope he is OK.
Had to go to a meetingFucking Pajeets and Somalis have my job in jeopardy due to their scamming the medicare systemI'm full of pure hatred right now for foreigners What did I miss since their long executive session
Moral of the story: Leave dem bitches alone
Release this boozy grandpa!!!!
>>545096345>>545096364>>545096288>>545096322Checked & based. TY anon. Saving these. I hope all is well with draw anon also. Maybe he took my advice & setup a caricature booth and is busy making $$$ (or a nig chimped out on him over it lol, nah jk..)
>>545096668I wanna share some homebrew with him
>>545096940>setup a caricature booth and is busy making $$$Ha! That is actually a great idea!
Is Leroy the last case?
>illegal cannaboidsWhat did meemaw mean by this?
Kek, Tyrone had the same look on his face as I did when hearing the mystery meat Jabba bean-troon talk.
Holy shit what is that wildebeest?!?!?! Sounds like a man
>>545098376>Holy shit what is that wildebeest?!?!?!
Siverback Sherilla
>>545097398SHO NUFFlater bros
Alright frens I think there is a stream tomorrowHave a good weekend if notI feel like homemade shit after the news I gotFuck shit skin foreigners with a rake
>>545098841Sorry to hear shit sucks right now, anon. Hope things get better for all of us whose lives have been fucked over by brown parasites. See y'all next time for another edition of Louisiana Zoology Board.
