Why is this the only weapon that has historically proven to be effective in the hands of a Polish man or woman?
>>545089592mario is a plumber, therefore plumbers are italian. use your head next time
>>545089923Being a Toilet Cleaner is not the same as being a Plumber, you dumbass.
>>545090247>yeah let me just clean this toilet with a plungermarveling at unknown technology
>>545089923There hasn't been a single game where Mario has done any plumbing. I think it's a cover. He's clearly CIA.
Butthurt zigger thread
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>>545090444>mario is CIA i need people to stop treating the mushrooms as a metaphor because they are not a metaphor they are the delivery mechanism think about it for a second mario is an italian immigrant with access to underground infrastructure municipal water systems and a network of pipes connecting otherwise unrelated jurisdictions he is repeatedly sent into sovereign territory to destabilize governments remove heads of state and install a monarch from a competing bloodline the princess is always grateful the paperwork is never shown WHY DOES HE HAVE A STAR nobody has explained the star it makes him invincible for approximately 10 seconds not 9 not 11 ten this is a controlled operational window he is not becoming invincible he is being authorized luigi knows thats why he is taller they altered his proportions during the second phase of the program and left the original subject largely intact for public continuity the green is not a color preference its a clearance level i have spent the last four hours looking at the flagpole at the end of world 1-1 and i need you to understand that the flag is not a flag it is a dead drop the castle is the extraction point the toads are not citizens they are informants whose identities have been replaced with a single reproducible phenotype every time mario dies he returns to the beginning of the level consider what this means in terms of memory retention consider what this means for interrogation he remembers the goombas he remembers the fire he remembers the pit he remembers every failed approach and every location where the environment was modified between attempts the other subjects call it a game the internal documents call it iterative conditioning there is a reason bowser never wins permanently you cannot have a credible adversary if the adversary is permitted to exist outside the parameters of the operation
>>545089592A broom also works in our hands (see retards removal)
>>545091680TLDR
