I bought 3 of these emergency food supply barrels from my pastor for $400
>>545090769You bought pasta instead of beans?. I know this is a rhetoric question but are you retarded?
only 3? you will starve on day 4
Anon, ANON! ZOINK GOT 82% ON GRIEF:https://youtube.com/post/Ugkx-Pkv7qQ77XCeTMVwerFctO6hWsBXDPPu.
>>545090860LoLWut in taaarnation!!
>>545090769So what will you do with all that food once the "false flag" day comes and goes and nothing happens? Will you throw it away?
>>545090769>$400you got scammed
There's gotta be at least $10, maybe even $15 dollars worth of walmart pasta in there. That should definitely last the average American at least 18 hours.
>>545090928Honestly you people laugh at pasta hoarders, but you really dont have enough pasta yourselves. The average person uses 1 five gallon bucket per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 five gallons buckets a week. Over 100 a month. Pasta will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
This is not how you prep or stockpile (I know op is a joke). Buy things you eat every day that you can store. Buy extra when you go to the store and then rotate your stockpile based on expiration. It’s easy.
>>545090769> bait 4/10Nice! That’s a lot of expensive premo luxury pasta ya got there fella!
>>545090820>>545090769Yeah, wtf was anon thinking? Why the fuck would you buy pasta for prepping?
>>545090769I'm always prepped for at least two weeks of emergency.
>>545090769>People not understanding the very obvious joke This website really is fucked
>>545090769Way back there was an essay done by a guy named Ferfal about the collapse of Argentina. In the essay he talks about how he and is family survived on various forms of pancake with an assortment of added ingredients based on availability. They are quick, filling and required little fuel to make.
>>545091854Is the joke about Yankee Doodle? Because that seems a little highbrow for this crowd.
>>545090769I’ve put on 40 lbs of fat, that’s well over 100,000 calories stored, ready for use on demand, and always with me. Two months of energy stored the way nature intended.
>>545090769>carbslop>"food">"pastor"NGMI, Bubba.
>>545091733Basado.
>>545090769I got deez wii-us.
>>545090769I got all the essentials covered.
>>545091130kek
>>545092057>Two months of energy stored the way nature intended.Is that why you have chronic systemic inflammation, Strull?
>>545092057When SHTF I'm gonna find you and get that blubber, boy.
>>545091733what's the deal with deenz? is there a drawback to eating only deens such as mercury poisoning or a lack of certain vitamins/nutrients like it happens with rabbits?
>>545092147
>>545090769I have enough food for like a week, idk. Not worried about it because I have guns and lots of ammo. If things get bad enough that you need massive food stockpiles none of it is worth shit if you can't defend it (from me) or others who prepped in steel.
>>545090970>>$400>you got scammedThis was $400...
I have 3 150l freezers full of food at all times.
im good, solar panels on roof power my freezerif I need more, I will just take my trusty atlatl and go get more
> less muscle demanding energy expenditure> high fat stores to supply energy to last seasonsRetatrutidebros, were the skinny fat and obese people right all along?
>>545092713Cow terrorist. You could survive easier on chickpeas and curry and rice. You don't need all that cow meat, bastard.
>>545090820>>545090820dry pasta stores for years
>>545090963what do you do with your seatbelt and airbags when youd rive your car for all those years and never get in a car accident? will you throw it away?
>>545092199>eat a lot of meat>die young>never get chance to develop alzheimerswhat a life hack
>>545090769Honestly you people laugh at macaroni bucket hoarders, but you really dont have enough macaroni buckets yourselves. The average person uses 1 bucket per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 buckets a week. Over 100 a month. Macaroni buckets will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545092713what if your freezer breaks down not due to power outage?
>>545090769Sounds kind of expensive. Might be cheaper to make them yourself next time. Keep it well sealed so no bugs.
>>545093139then I break out the salt and smoke in my curing room
Ive got close to 4 million calories stashed away but im 3k miles away on vacation
>>545093108Nice rewarmed pasta. Well done
>>545090769Just start growing potatoes. Calorie dense and very easy to grow
>>545092359Deenz rank rather low in the food chain, are small, have a short life span and therefore do not accumulate nearly as much poison as large predators, for instance, tuna. They are relatively cheap, provide high qt protein and Omega-3 fatty acids, minerals and vitamin D. You can store them almost forever. And they are very delicious. I particularly like them in hot tomato sauce with "piri-piri".
>>545090769COLLAPSEIT WONT BE A FALSE FLAG THIS TIME
>>545093421Your life could be turned into a video game. SHTF while on vacation and you have to reach your home base where the food is before someone takes over it.
>>545090769Aah yes, nothing better than orange dye and non food safe plasticizers on my food stores so I can rep home depot
>>545092359>Is there a drawbackYeah. Gout and kidney stones. Sardines are a great source of protein but you can't live on them alone. The level of purines will cause major issues
>>545090769Does Jim Bakker still sell his buckets?
>>545090820
>>54509076920kg of pasta is about 25euro. You got swindled my man
>>545091733>tomatodoesn't keep, even in cans, for more than a few years due to acid
>>545092874lol at the Indians who don't know about cow tools and cowterterrorism
>>545090769I ordered some supplies but they don't get here til next week. Really I'm stocked up well on food for at least a week, but I'm waiting for other supplies. Do we think the false flag will happen before or after midterms?
I'm going to use this thread to ask how to make meat last longer. I know that you could salt it and let it dry, but what are other ways? I remember hearing that swedes have a technique where they let meat get rotten, and yet, it is still safe to consume.One thing I did once, was to put some sardine fillets in a container with a mixture of maybe 60 to 70% and the rest of vinegar, and let them rest in my fridge for a little more than a week. I ate them raw with some onions. It was delicious.
>>545090769>for $400Damn, that's cheap. I paid $900 for one 5-gallon orange plastic bucket full of rice.
>>5450925416 salts? The fuck?
>>545090769> 3buckets for $400"it was a long, straight road"(they saw you a mile off)a sack of rice would outperform that ($10-20 for a 20lb sack)2x buckets of macarni = 1x 20lbs sack of rice.- you coulda spent the savings to include ramen(which you can eat dry if you run out of potable water.)- $300 (savings) could buy extra tinned tuna (100 tins)(enough for 30 days of protein)Buy a sack of rice - it will double your carbs stockpile.
>>545097301>I'm going to use this thread to ask how to make meat last longer. I know that you could salt it and let it dry, but what are other ways?at one point preserved meat meat was so long lasting we are talking after 2 years a leg of pork still being perfectly good, tasty and preserved that was when we salt cured meats and "cold smoked" themcold smoking is building a dry shackset up smoking hooks or linesdigging out the ground in a small fire tunnel(usually used to provide ground level heat in more primitive dwellings) with the fire feeder outside, insuring the smoking process is "cold" and this apparently is the most long lasting way to make meat last.t. survival autistIm like anthony hopkins from "The Edge" I have alot more knowledge than actual experience.but I do my research and keep my trusty manuals.I learned about the cold smoking salting method onlineyou first put the meat through several cycles of salting.then you cold smoke them for a while.then bacteria cant touch it anymore, just bears and badgers.
>>545097462> $900 for 5gallons?were you planning to use it bullet-sandbags?you can get 20lb sacks for 20 dollars.
>>545093740I joked about that lol.After a long arduous quest I get back to the stash and theres a 500lb boomer
>>545091733>tomate picantedisgusting also: enjoy buildiung your essential mercury supply
>>545098594so you fight the boomer and think you beat the game but thats when it really starts and you only passed the tutorial
>>545090769>5 gallon bucket of macaroni
>>545096003How much pasta is 20 kg of pasta in heterosexual measurements?
>>545090769still got my covid stash, spam, beans, rice, oats, noodles, soap, duct tape, 2 axes, 10 pack of lighters, paracords, wind up radio, first aid kits, whiskey, vodka, cigerettes, multi tool, crow bar
If the world ended right now I would probably just an hero because I don't want to spend 6 weeks inside eating uncooked food from a can like a homeless nigger.What world are you hoping to inherit anyways?
>>545097301I use Viagra to make my meat last longer.
>>545097301making meat last longerfind someone to guide you through it (hands on).- pemmican - hard to get right before it spoils- canning jars - ditto- "living off the land", cook throughly or Parasites.easyway: $2.50-$3.00 for 4pack tinned tuna(4-pack is RDA for a 290lb guy 3 tins is RDA for a 220lb guy)
>>545090769Unless there are bags of meth hidden under that shit you're not gonna make it.
>>545098882well done.I might recommend you:1. check wind up radio.. unfortunately theya. deteriorate with time.b. plastic cogs are shit and will break eventually.2. consider ""bank" line" instead of paracord.
>>545098901>If the world ended right now I would probably just an hero because I don't want to spend 6 weeks inside eating uncooked food from a can like a homeless nigger.how old are you?
>>5450988698 and a third Big Macs as commonly known: 1 BigMac { Bun - 74g, Beef patty - 45g x 2 = 90g, Cheese -14g, Lettuce - 28g, Pickle - 2 x 3.5g =7g, Onion - 7g, Sauce - 20g.} = ~240g == 2000 kilogays of uncooked Faghetti == 8 1/3 freedom Burgers
>>545090769>barrelsLOL a 5 gal bucket - non food grade>for $400You should buy many more - really.
>>545099273those units of measurement do not appear to be widely recognized standards
>>545094807I don't know but Mormons teach emergency preparedness and self-reliance. It's about time Christians do the same.
>>545090963I ate all my covid stock slowly over the last 3 years it actually saved me a lot of money. And gave me a good idea how long I could store things. Rice loose in sealed vacuum bags with an oxygen absorber did the best we are still eating that 6 years later.
>>545090769Buy 400 dollars of macaroni and dump it in a home depot and see how fast you got jewed. It was for the church so it was a good cause to rip you off.
>>545092940Wheat berries and a flour mill will easily store 20-30 years and could be turned into bread, pasta, etc very easily.>A wheat berry has three main parts: the nutrient-rich germ, the fiber-rich bran, and the starchy endosperm. The germ contains natural oils that spoil and turn rancid quickly when exposed to oxygen. Milling breaks open the kernel, exposing these oils to air and causing flour to degrade within months.
>>545099166will do thanks
>>545092541I'll say it again. You got scammed.
>>545091854This.
I have a few guns, a few thousand rounds of 9mm and 556 ammo, and I live around a lot of old people.
>>545092874>You could survive easier on chickpeas and curry and rice. You don't need all that cow meat, bastard.Saar!
>>545099175Old enough for none of it to matter.What are you gonna do? Come out and be king of the retards? Pass. Easy suicide
>>545094807he ded
>>545098882>spam>2 axes>10 pack of lightersthese will go the furthest in tradespam long term will get you boxes of ammoa spare axe allows double the woodwork inna woodsand the lighters are fuel, fire fuel, this was a top sought after item during the winter in civil war bosnian interview from a survivor inside a large city.a clever person with a full lighter can make it last two weeks of nightfires to keep warm.one guy the man in the interview knew was making his own kerosene because he had the equipment and know how, so he was living well during the short apocolypseinterviewee aslo had cousins in the countryside, when it was all over he found they apparently managed alot better than in the city.fuel was the most precious commodity in the city, fuel to cook with, keep warm and see in the darkness.without electric fuel or the knowledge to make fire and resources to do so is the most valued gift of Prometheus.so order you a bulk of 1000 lighters from china.and keep in safely stored and hidden before it all goes down.you will be swimming in deenz and pussy(women were giving blowjobs for a can of spam in bosnia) there are two lords in the land of scarcity, the Lords of Calories, and the Lords of Fuel.the warlords need both lords to supply them so anons ca fuck off with the raider memes.once it is known you will kill the preppers for their bounty instead of deal with tthem they will destroy their own stores the moment you outnumber and besiege them.a true, and worthy warpack would recognize the value of keeping a superb fisherman alive.here is the interview and my bad on thinking it was bosnia, my brain os pickled by alcoholhttps://www.offgridweb.com/survival/surviving-total-collapse-the-balkan-war/
>>545099608Not many people have a manual wheat mill, anon.I got a small collection of wheat berries and use them with an electric mill when I need flour, but I'm definitely an outlier who bulk buys shelf stable shit not for a SHTF scenario but because it maximizes the amount of time I can go without seeing other people. I hate those mother fuckers so much.
>>545093358if you have the space for one buy a second deep freezer as a backup. they are pretty cheap you can get them for like $120 if you shop around, definitely under $200 anywhere not on sale. but the best advice i can give you is to put water bottles or synthetic ice blocks like for coolers in all the free space there. that way it keeps the freezer cold and buys you more time to figure out your solution
>>545099800>old enoughso still living with your parents, got it.we have a term for boys who never become their own men that depend on the system totale care of them forever like some baby that was never weaned.Milk Baby.that is what you are, go back to /a/ and /v/ you useless faggot, you shouldnt be allowed an opinion in politics at all, go buy some red lake 40 with your foodstamps you nigger
>>545099940I have 3.one is full of boxed pizza for my wood oven
>>545100043what do you use for vacuum sealing? im gonna buy one soon and was gonna get the foodsaver brand one
>>545099869A good Flour mill will last a lifetime but costs a pretty penny if you are really into baking healthy bread and such. A cheap shitty one from Amazon for a hundred bucks would at least last until you run out of stockpiled wheat berries for emergency preparedness. Worst comes to pass you can always do it native style as well it's not rocket science.
>>545092447I was thinking about them too when I saw the thumbnail.
>>545099758Might as well buy a rotisserie kek
>>545100180a cheap onehalf the time I just carefully squeeze the air out of regular ziplock freezer bags
>>545099852im stocking up on axes and lighters then. am i missing anything important?
>>545098810Anon did you eat all your food preps?
>>545093104why would I want to live a life without eating meat?I just grilled like 8 steaks for this week and I'm going to enjoy it.stay mad.
>>545098810stock up on round meals .job done
>>545090769I'll just eat my parents when they stop feeding me
>>545090820>>545092940Would have been smarter to keep it in its original packaging. Square boxes store more compactly than muh buckets. Fucking retarded. >>545099608>very easilyNo. It's a whole, long process that involves multiple different tools. Cooking pasta takes 10 minutes and involves only a container, water and heat. You are too much of a sperg for your own good.
>>545090769It's important to have a means of assessing the situation in case of power outage and local communication outage. You need to know if the problem is your county, your state, your country, your continent, or worldwide. Having that information early will probably decide how you should proceed.
>>545101004read the article I linked, if you are in a city when it locks down, leaving will be difficult, almost impossible to do safely if you are looking after a family.wait till you read about the daytime "snipers"I would highly recommend you learn to build/obtain a bow ad arrows.because snipers ruled the main roads during the day, I met once at a speakeasy style bar here in the US from an ex marine that he and his buddies plan to camp a street overseeing a walmart with his ex unit buddies that were local.no matter how I argued he would not see my reasoning.non negotiable shoot on sight and loot later.so, beware ex mils teaming up as snipers, because they apparently ruled by day and were ambiguous after dark and dont count on reasoning with assholes who have long range weapons but shit primitive survival skills or practice.that will be the main threat, retards that shoot before finding out if I can be useful or teach them something they could use.Im a great chef as well as fisher/hunter/amatuer trapper.if I am caught by a warlord, this is what I offer to keep my life.he and his soldiers will eat good from then on out if they spare me and keep me as a slave(hopefully with a chance to rise the ranks) I also know how to host a blackjack table and other fun games, a few sailor songs and I can brew my own beer and wine and know how to use "wild yeast" (the one thing that will spare me more likely than anything else, with me, your tribe can get shitfaced unless you are muslim)
>>545090769you spent 400 dollars on 3 buckets of pasta. christ.
>>545101874>It's important to have a means of assessing the situation in case of power outage and local communication outage. You need to know if the problem is your county, your state, your country, your continent, or worldwide. Having that information early will probably decide how you should proceed.this is also good advice, obtain and keep radio communications at your disposal, or get to know someone who is a hobbyist you trust.I have a neighbor who is a ham radio phreak, he apparently used to hijack landlines and spy on cell calls back in the day.shit hits the fan he is the first stop after the last minute supply run.he likes beer, so I will buy ten cases of his favorite
>>545091045>There's gotta be at least $10, maybe even $15 dollars worth of walmart pasta in there. That should definitely last the average American at least 18 hours.I have a very rapid shart cycle. I can turn food around on 12 hours or less.
>>545092541Based but please upgrade those standard HD bucket lids.
>>545090820He said he bought it from his pastor what more do you want?
>>545092541That's a lot of salt
>>545090769dude, that shit has no nutrition, buy beans and rice u monkey
>>545102566Those are junk. They leak bad.
>>545090769MY RENT! MY RIGHT! Landlords fear the indoor garloid farmer.
>>545102797Thanks I didn't know that.
>>545090926oh shi
There is no way 99% of people have 90 days worth of food on hand. Let alone water.
>>545092147>no Ocado own brand beansShit tier
>>545101418>making pasta from flour is too difficult >accusing others of being a sperg >not knowing that processed wheat products have a shelf life measured in months instead of yearsthis is a prepper thread, normies gtfo
>>545099852Are cheap Chinese lighters really good enough? I've found Bic lighters from when I used to smoke 20 years ago that still work like new.
>>545091130Lmao
>>545104167Get ones that can be refueled
