Touch your wife more than your phone.
>>545105291>Touch your wifeThat's gay
>>545105291Completely unironically the average 4chan.org/pol/ user touchers their dick more than their feet ever touches grassIt's understandable why white bois are so mentally fucked in the head in the 21st century (that and the vax psychologically molested everyone)
>>545105291>touching women for any reason but procreationwhy?
>>545105291Shapes his beard = faggot
>>545105291While she’s scrolling tiktok again
>>545105291I'll touch YOUR wife more than my phone
>>545105291My wife doesn't fit in my pocket, so it's not gonna work.
I pumped my wife earlier today. But I have spent way more time shitposting.
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>>545105291Give your husband more attention than your dog.