Soon I'm seeing a disability committee for my gibs, what should I say?
>>545114792Tell them you have chudivitus
EH YO GIB ME DAT
>>545114792>Eh mate look at me I'm a fucking retard in a wheelchair, give me the Euro monies to continue living this existence.
>>545114792>what should I say?Not one word. Thats how they get you. You have to shit your pants in front of them and just sit there. Make sure the smell is unbearable they'll approve your gibs just to get you out of the room.
>>545114936Thanks I laughed
>>545114792tell them you dont take the jew chemicals but say you do so you can get the money. honest is the best policy, trust me. it will never fuck you over ever in your whole entire life.
>>545115026But I take the jew chemicals (they don't work)
>>545114792>doyyyy uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuh..... >*drools*
>>545114990Learn from the best. The entire french speaking half of belgium has been on disability gibs since 1950. Belgium has more disabled people than Germany!
>>545114792just be yourself you got this, dont overthink it, you cant fail
>>545115069i actually hope you get it anon. i dont know what to say. life is so meaningless i hate being alive. i hope you at least get to NEET and have some fun or something with your life. im sorry youre disabled. im a true nigger i truly hope i die
>>545115156Thanks <3
I don't know what it means, but my mom knew junkies who got it saying they "hear voices like a radio" in their head.
>>545114792>Soon I'm seeing a disability committee for my gibs, what should I say?gib me
"I think Twilight Sparkle is the worst pony."instant disability.
>>545115381That's the easy way out, it's schizophrenia and you get approved and it can't be proven wrong lmao
>>545114792You see dead people and the voices in you're head are telling you to go out into the streets and hurt people
>>545115817>having an opinion on technicolor donkeys in The Big '26You're DEFINITELY insane and should be approved for Disability ASAP
>>545114936>>545114792just shit yourself in front of them
>>545115817i forgot bronies even existed
>>545114792>muh gibs>flagMany such cases
>>545114792Just bee yourself. They'll figure out you're retarded.
>>545118869>Just bee yourself.
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