https://x.com/keejiante/status/2115327277856858306
>>545116767Big dog dicks weren't designed for small Chinese pussies.
>>545116767The dog is tiny. How can it knot in her? Are Asian women's pussies really that tiny?
>>545117273The supposed dog is right between her legs. It's very tiny, small.
>>545116767K N O T T E D
>>545117311That would explain why SWC goes for them so aggressively
>>545116767>Chinese man that bad Chinese women would rather fuck dog. I wonder why..lol
Having dinner gone sexual
>>545116767kek
>>545116767Wow, they really are adapting to western culture in china
>>545116767Asian women have sideways pussies, you push their legs apart to tighten them up.
>>545117311>>545117422kek All weebcels are 100% dicklets
>>545117422yellow boi always thinking about white dick lmao. kys. we don't go for them they go for us, cope.
>>545117552beastility has been a celebrated part of asian culture for ever
This has to be fake.This isnt how human pussy works.Ive fisted chicks before.
>>545117408you better knot mention that again
>>545116767The EMT who pulled it out will be crowned King of Chyongzang.
>>545118000Male dog in heat huh
>>545117914This has been recorded to happen even with normal men, some pussies are just weird.
>the country goes through the 1-child policy with males outnumbering women everywhere>literal industrial capital of the world (prolly has the cheapest sex toys)>fucks dog
She's repeating over and over>Why would I marry you?>I am a woman>Why would I marry you?>I ask again, why would I marry you?WTF happened here?
>>545116767So...were the Chinese never taught to not play with their food before eating it?
>>545117433Nobody taught her not to play with her food
>>545116767me figure let dog go out with bang before I eat him
Give her a knot. Bitches love knots.
>>545117422cope chink
>>545118274Either an incel firebug offered to marry her to help her save face or a talking dog needs a bro to sit him down and have a talk about women
Is the dog still edible?
>>545118274If only you knew how bad things really are
>>545118487Always bring your own food to the hospital
>>545116767so did she eat the dog after it ate her out
>>545116767male dogs don't go in heats you idiots
>>545119906I am a male dog and I can confirm this
>>545116767I love cultural exchanges like this
>>545119942
>>545117408DEEZ KNOTZ
>>545116767I’m so tired of chinks stealing white culture
>>545116767Male dogs don't go into heat and the knot deflates after a while. Everything about this is beyond retarded.
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>>545116767
>mfw my gf orders a hotdog>receives knotdog instead>mfw no face
This is cultural appropriation.
>>545117311Their fanny goes sideways
>>545116767This has happened to me once. If your dick is too thick, the vagina can trap the blood inside and you cannot lose the erection or pull it out. I had to go to the hospital with my dick stuck in my wife, and they had to show me a documentary about Hillary Clinton to make my cock shrivel.
>Sometimes my large cock gets lodged inside of my GF's small pussy.>It can happen to the best of us.
>>545117433Lmao good one
>>545117907That look like imported dog, not shiba
>>545122585Be honest anon, you've never had s*x before because this is just unrealistic, even as "humourous" fake anecdote. It's okay, I'm not judging you :)
>>545118197Nah they are too stupid they don't know how to unknot the dog
>>545118274Her brain stopped working, try to blame others anyway lol
at least they're not judeo christian
>>545116767Thats what she gets for playing with her food?
>>545117422Kek.BWC chads go for latinas and queenz. sWC goes for chinks.
>>545116767chinks are reverse-engineering americans again
>>545122585Just probe ur anus when that happen chud. Work for dogs too
>>545116767>no face leftizzat status?
>>545122975I've been with every race of women and black women have the tightest pussies and it disproves the BBC myth.
>>545117427So making a chink cum is a kings discipline? Assuming you’re into beastialty aka muhsoggynation
>>545116767I would kill myself if I was that woman, unironically
>>545117427There’s literally a song about “White girls fuck dogs”. Women are just as disgusting, if not more, as men.
>>545116767Better knot mess with the BDC.
>>545123200Men use their hands. Women use anything and everything and fuck animals and kids at higher per capita rates. Women are insanely more deviant than men.
>>545117552She must have been a foreign exchange student in Canada.
>>545116767Is she single?
They'll probably put her to death for this.Which is based
>>545117832>weeb>chinks
>>545116767>first dogs claimed white women>now asiansKNOTTED. How can human men even compete?
DOGMONGLER
>>545118487
>>545116767this is a data mining thread, ain't it?but how can tell who bought this "story" as real and who's trolling?
>>545116767Is she fat It's hard to tell.
She must be a hindu pajeeta.
>>545120741>This is cultural appropriation.It really is.
beest
>>545116767>Fat whaleAt that point her only choice was niggers or dogs. She would rather fuck a dog then a nigger. Niggers keep taking Ls.
>>545123232look no further than their sextoys
>>545116767Yellow women fuck dogs.
>>545120710she got coomed so hard blissfully
>>545117273chinese have the largest, Africans the smallest, read a book moron
>>545120728You could say thats knot a hotdog!
>>545126508She's just rump bumping with her husbands best friend.
Humies mad
>>545117311They are tiny and their Mums HAMMER virginity into their heads so a lot are virgins. They are so tight as they are evolved for teeny weeny itty bitty yellow dicks. You literally have to work your way up from little finger sized insertion to even think about getting your dick in and not making her scream. They also have deeper nerves in their nipples etc so they don't feel shit that makes a white woman writhe and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>545127474sure thing chagsect
>>545119906Who said they were talking about the dog?
>>545125662ehh... fuck it, one on the right, would
>>545128052I guess it could be interpreted both ways. Touche.
>>545128159She does anal, 100%
>>545116767It's not just white women, never was>the webm i wanna post of the black homeless guy knotted with a dog is an instant ban on here lmao
>>545127474Bait used to be believable vegemite faggot. >>545123089Disgusting. And bragging about it no less. Kys
>>545116767She looks fat I’m really not into that
I'm so pure I thought they were superglued together
>>545129355Spotted the authentic real no immitation Takeshi.
>>545116767Fake for two reasons.#1 I've seen a lot of dog on woman porn and dog knots don't work in human vaginas.#2 That dog is tiny. It would have a penis smaller than your pinky finger and a knot the size two blueberries. Overall much smaller than a tampon. No way that is getting stuck inside an adult woman. You think she wouldn't yank it out to save herself the embarrassment? >>545118274Based translator. The reason what she is saying doesn't match the story is because the story is fake. She's having some unrelated emergency (probably mental) and the dog is just sitting wither her on the gurney.
>>545116767That's he differece between china nad degenerate west. This chinese bitch has no face to show off anymore.In the west she would be bragging about it on the internet and on the streets and her social score would only go up. Then she would start onlyfans and fuck dgs in front of cameras and get rich out of it.BUT CHINA EVIL!!!!11111
>>545129550what a load of shit
Why is China like this?
>>545119942Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
>>545120710
>>545129762Damn. She's not gonna be in Rush Hour 4
>>545116767>she got no face leftIn china, she should come to US, white women will make her hero lmaoo
>>545116767Why would she not just wait for the knot to deflate?Fucking idiot.
>>545129487thisjust another kike thread
>>545116767>Are you jealous yellow boy
>>545122688KeK
>>545116767>so kind that she had to help her struggling doggoshe shouldn't have done it, but it was her good nature, rather than lust, that caused this.
>>545125608We got their women tho.
>>545120710doesn't look chinese to me
>>545119942Good boy
>>545130109Partials always look so out of place.
>>545130259not when its under me
>>545123226Chinkland conquered by the BDC
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>>545116767WTF
>>545117427>Wonder why.....?
>>545117427All women struggle to orgasm because theyre retarded
>>545116767based and Denise Frazier-pilled
reminder that every time you see a shitskin/chink poster berating white women, 95% of all bestiality shit on the internet comes from asia and latin america
Humans are KEKS
>>545116767wtf how is that possible with a dog that small? did it fuck her in the ass or something or is her cunt tighter than a vice-grip.
>>545117832you forgot the other pic where he shows himself 5 years earlier but I found itThis shit always makes me laugh because people were noting he went from a 25yo post-college jock fratbro in 2012 to some gross 31yo soiboi and now he's like 41. I wonder if his marriage failed. Kek.
>>545132063I have no idea how you can let yourself go like that.I look like the left picture (just with a way older face, kek), and the only effort I invest is three training session of roughly 45 minutes each week.And I have kept this up for a decade now, with only missing like 4 or 5 sessions due to sickness. Once you made a habit out of it, it's piss easy to stick with it.It's not a particularly hard workout either given that I only look like the left after a decade of it.
>>545129487>I've seen a lot of dog on woman porn
I think its so fucking funny how women would rather fuck dogs then a 5'8" 8/10 fit guy like myself. I cant even get women to hold a conversation with me, they all act uninterested and give me fuck off signals. When I get a girls instagram/phone number I get ghosted every time. Women are fucked in the head and have a fucked up sense of sexual attraction.
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>>545116767I can see she's wearing her panties when she flips over, wtf are yall talking about
>>545116767The video doesn't match up to the caption.
>>545125608Why would I want to compete for human pussy when dog pussy is available? Cookie is perfection.
>>545116767I cant see the dog so i assume this is a different issue and the sccount just made the story up
>>545116767Its a doggy dog world
>>545133551>>545135674Look closely in the front
