>King acknowledges 'suffering of the past' as Caribbean tour beginshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyv8ld22z1o>Chancellor to hand out billions to benefits claimants in Budget as he hosts Martin Lewis at No.11https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16244183/Chancellor-welfare-reform-Budget-boosts-handouts-10-Millions.html>Bodies with heads decapitated as disturbing discovery made under major roadhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2260789/bodies-heads-decapitated-disturbing-discovery-made-under-major-road>Loo paper sales soar after stockpiling callshttps://archive.ph/R1aDo>Volunteer, 78, says Reform official likened her to Nazi collaborator for teaching asylum seekers Englishhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/28/reform-official-volunteer-nazi-collaborator-teaching-asylum-seekers-english>Man to stand trial over mass stabbing attack on LNER train to Londonhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/huntingdon-cambridgeshire-train-anthony-williams-trial-b3074663.html>Russell Brand says 'today is the day for truth and justice' as he is set to give evidence at rape trialhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/russell-brand-evidence-trial-latest-southwark-crown-court-b1302602.html>Drug dealer who shot intruder in his home four times in Southampton convicted of murderhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-10-28/drug-dealer-who-shot-intruder-in-his-home-four-times-convicted-of-murder
England's just West Korea if you think about it.
>>545117737why are the peas upside down?
>>545117931They're Australian petit pois.
>>545117737why are the peas upside down
>>545117888does that have cat food in it?
>>545117888what kind of cat kibble did you use?iams eukanuba or something a bit less fancy?
>>545117936Reconquista con patatas fritas!
>>545117968>>545117931traditional english recipe
>>545117980Looks like max & Mila tier.
>>545118013The crisp crusader....
>>545118057KEK
>no deenz
>>545118057i dont know whats more depressingthe fact that image is used in more than one placeor that a meal used to cost less than a house
>>545117980>iams eukanubau're fukkin wot m8?
>>545118172sir fryalot
>>545118237povvo cunt
>>545118135> no deenzSure there are
>>545118077>>545118172>>545118252You'll be deep-fried by the White Knight at 777 degrees Fahrenheit
>>545118511based
>>545117737If anyone offers you weed called "zillionz" don't take it. Looks nice but smells like freshly cut grass. Don't even want to smoke it. Fucking cunt
>>545118511I've tried so hard to eat those things, but they're GROSS! So disgusting as to be offensive to every sense.
>>545117737I made a steak-&-onion pie for tea. Didn't think to take a picture of it because I'm neither a woman nor a homosexual, but it was very nice.Followed this recipe: - https://youtu.be/y6VTp4IDN2c
>>545118620If it smells like freshly cut grass, it wasn't dried and cured properly.
>>545118620zillionz must die
>>545118654>Didn't think to take a picture of itDidn't turn out well then?
>>545118620seems very hairy. i like my chocolate
>>545118667Smells like hay, fucking horrid. Pissed cause the cunt charges 85 for half and usually I pay 80 at my regular, thought I'd give her a chance cause she will give me some till I go bank but never go g again, about this os in with the better ones... cunt
>>545118620Just smoke crack like a real man. 12 year olds are smoking spice and doing ket in the classroom already.
>>545118801Can't get it anymore, used to smoke crack and smack. Just smoke weed snd drink methadone now. I also have hundreds of codeine but I'm not fussed about those anymore. Wish I cold sell em.>>545118769Weed inside? Regardless look lovely.
RIZLA+
>>545118876Riz lacroix*
>>545118791excercise your consumer rights and ask for a refund
>>545118654I’m not a woman or gay, but I will post my pies. Have a shepherds pie.
Yall lads will never scran as hard as we do. While you're eating boiled chicken ribs with a spot of blood, our local takeaways are selling clarse gourmet lamb kofta with chips.
>>545118873>25mg sunshine sherbetyeah man they've got weed inside. they are lovely the vendor makes them with Belgian chocolate
>>545118916I'm gonna sell it to the African neighbour and just get myself a top up of my other stuff, smells like apples. Gonna try a lil spliff see if it holds up.
>>545118931i reckon you should ask your boyfriend for a refund
>>545118873wagwan elmer. you know you can get that shit on tor right?
>>545118907Go into a paki shop and ask for a packet of riz lacrosses, record it and post results.you wontThat said, rizla and jimi hendrix were the very first websites I visited back in the mid-late 90's before search engines were really a thing and you manually had to type in addys out of a little book or scour webrings.Put that in you la crosses and smoke it
>>545118791
>>545118621I’m sorry to inform you my friend, but until you come around, you’re NGMI, deenz are delicious. And crucial SHTF food. Just do what I have in the pic — with crackers and hot sauce.Give it another go. I prefer smoked oysters, scallops, and herring fillets, but deenz are cheaper and still tasty. Buy a good brand.
>>545119025Weird, r u my dealer
>>545118876>RIZLA+is this the subscription version?
>>545119025>>545119060cheaper and better on't darknet
>>545119014I have a wife, and she loves my pies. Have a chicken pot pie.
Back in my day websites had a guestbook you could sign
>>545119094Yea but do they come to me owse? My regular guy is 2 min walk away and I've been going to him for 20 years, I'm part of the family. And only one of them is cheaper. This wore I got zillions off is overpriced. I pay 80 flat for everything usually.>>545118983Where from or is that secret?
>>545118876what do you call a paki who steals your skins?>Riz Lateef
>>545119118isnt that basically a comment section these days?
>>545119155Corr I'd like to see that larse naked soon
>>545118931>shepherds pieWhat is this imposter?
>>545119110>>545118931Very nice. I’m confused. Bongs generally love pies
>>545119146usually 1-2 business days then the packet lands. darknet kek. 50p per chocolate and bulk savings too. can get a gram of pure charlie for 45.
>>545119094Also, don't you find it weird that the weed for sale is the same type? Government dropping the latest crops off?
Um, guys?There's a yank in the thread posting a weird looking Shepard's Pie. I'm beside myself with the audacity.
>>545119226
>>545119236>mailFuxk that, tried it twice and it never arrived both times. I cna building up trust and I'm such an addict I'd be pissed if my half ounce didn't arrive when I could have just gone round the corner lol also, legal weed is 25% now of you can get a script, but I don't want to try
>>545119217Riz laqueef
I think the worrying thing about diving is just how quickly you can die. 20 feet is the maximum you can go on just oxygen, and then you have to wait hours to decompress inside of the water just sitting there. 20 fucking feet?
>>545119285Please stop taunting me with delicious pies
>>545119283The pieposter has rustled my jimmies too.
>>545119333best stick to make-believe at bath time m8
>>545119283>I'm beside myself with the audacityWe get it from you dad. The history of England, from William the conqueror to his descendants conquering a quarter of the land on earth, is one long story of throwing caution to the wind, and leaving everyone else saying "i can't believe he went STRAIGHT for it"
>>545119358It's literally a pie?Has there been some kind of lost in translation mix up or have we just forgotten how to make a proper Shepard's Pie?
>>545119249I just bought a load of sunset sherbet because I like it. there's plenty of strains to choose from across loads of vendors. the one that does the chocolates though is a bit more limited but their edibles are top. jelly beans, tic tacs, skittles, loads of sweets that they put the weed in.>>545119303fair enough. i've been doing it via mail for so long i can do it with my eyes closed. once you learn how to not get phished and you do your pgp correctly it's piss easy.
>>545119155>>545119329always imagined her teeth being made of rolling paper
>>545119221I posted the wrong picture, and now I can’t find my shepherd’s pie pic. That was a chicken pot pie. Have macaroni instead.
>>545119395Probably more fun really.
>>545119350Okay. Last pie from me. Needed you to see it fresh from the oven.
>>545119283>>545119358It was a mistake while I was distracted getting kids to bed
>>545119437no. this is a heretic pie masquerading under the same namewe all know ours is done with mash and is the one true pie of the sheep herder
>>545119437Shepherds pie is topped with mashed potato. Not pastry. This is pielitical.
>>545119303i mean this bit was 2g for 88 free postage a couple years ago. cracking bit of gear. just woke up in the afternoon one day and there it was, packaged on the floor by the door.
>>545118703
>>545117737Beef/Shepard Pot Pie. Not above, but in the same realm of Stews and Soups is there any better Pie for Fall?
Proper glownigger drugbot/piebot/dinnerbot/ hours
>>545119569giz a bump
if i was in charge all drug mongs would be castrated and strung up on lamp posts
>>545119559>>545119562I can’t find a pic of my shepherd’s pie, but here is the last recipe I used.https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/shepherdspie_2077
>>545119754They're glowies and bots
>>545119650Chicken, ham and leek pie is a fine winter lunch pie.
>>545119724sorry. my fault for attracting fats with a scran picdont engage and hopefully they will run out of energy and have to go for a snack break
>>545119837Bore off you slug, you're one of them
>>545119559>>545119562I am disappoint. Can’t find my wife’s shepherds pie pics. I’m sure I saved a couple. Here, have a few pork spareribs
The fucking miggers are going into Iran it seems. Keep your tanks topped up.
>>545119187>isnt that basically a comment section these days?Yep
>>545119726ain't got it anymore it's an old picture. i don't even have that mouse mat anymore
>>545119967boots on dirt you reckon?or just another round of bumming
This is what I eat most of the time, sometimes I use beef chunks instead of mince and sometimes lamb, I mix up what veg I use.
>>545118620>>545118769
>>545120014>i don't even have that mouse mat anymoresmoked it in desperation?
>>545119650Fish pie also makes a hearty winter filler. Most supermarkets will have a large selection of marked down fish in the evenings they need to sell so a good selection of texture/flavour can be got for little expense. I used to make a big one once a week for the family.
>>545119724>>545119837>Posting food that men prepared for their families in their own homes is glownigger posting. Odd thing to say. >NOOOOOOO!! WE WANT TO DISCUSS THE POSTS MADE BY A FAT, BALD, HOMELESS PEDO WHO DISCOVERED WEED AT AGE 40. NOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!Thats fine. Carry on. Bye
>>545120018Boots for sure. It's the only way. General clearly told him no.....These people are insane.
>>545120046that tub of rso syringes look familiar...>>545120051nah i got a steelseries one instead
>>545120109will make for fun viewing while we still have power and internet
You grumpy bitches are who’s going to be doing the snacking, not me. OP forced me here with his lush beans on chips. Please excuse me while I whip this thing out. BANG BANG BANG
>>545120046What's that shit spoiling my table view?
Yo that Lewis Capaldi nigga does my fucking head in. Nite anyway. Got a big day of being forced to register to vote and watch induction videos.
>>545120164beans? beans??? BEANS????? B E A N S ???????beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart!
>>545117976
>>545120046You posted the same post in response last time lol. I like seeing the same people, only josh knows who I am.
>>545120268is there any truth to this flatulence=cardiovascular health connection?
>>545119569Crack is better than cokaine
BANG
>>545120151Part of the reason I'm volunteering in Ukraine is to work on my resilience. It's going to be cold, likely no power/water/internet etc. A lot more bombs than when I was in Kyiv. Possible full blown humanitarian crisis. If we are heading down the path I think we are globally I want a head start in prep.
>>545119444Sounds great desu, never actually tried eating the. Can't imagine it's much different?
>>545120366yeah because my nan used to tell me when I was a kid.>>545120397haven't tried crack. don't really plan to to be fair
>>545120434>Part of the reason I'm volunteering in Ukraine is to work on my resilience.lolwat
>>545120434You're going to get killed.
>>545120268
>>545120471it's way more psychedelic kek. if you have a highish dose it feels like a mini acid trip.
>>545120523based bean battering bill
>>545120485Crack is much better than coke, i used to love hitting a kick and leaning back into th3 sofa and closing my eyes, feeling great for 20 minutes, then come down a bit and don't again. Then when you're out it's either get more or buy smack, most people buy more cause it's so fucking moreish
Cunny
>>545120524Might have to make some myself one day, if I can get the required ingredients. Do they just put weed in or extracts?
>>545120489I am going to help out but also to experience the realities of living/working in a proper conflict zone. I don't hold much hope for the future and I'm not going to be the one running around losing my shit not knowing how to cope when the shit hits the fan.
>>545120520I assess the risk to be marginal.
>>545119023I'm Slippers not Elmer
>>545120615>I don't hold much hope for the future and I'm not going to be the one running around losing my shit not knowing how to cope when the shit hits the fan.you dont have to go to ukraine to learn how to do that but whatever m9, do what you wantsend us some good pics at least
>>545120639you gon die
>>545120568i use coke like coffee these days coffee seems to upset my stomach but coke doesn't. plus it puts you in a guaranteed good mood.>>545120610the vendor seems to make their own sweets so they must have experience with that because they're bloody great. they do flavoured bonbons, homemade fruit pastilles. they must've been confectioners turned weed sweet makers I honestly reckon.
>>545120805I grabbed a gram of base a few months ago to relive my youth but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Best I stay away really, I'm poor enough. Plus this zillions tastes like hay too, can't smoke this shit.
>>545120615my estranged 18 year old sister is in the fucking army cadets. of all fucking things
any ladies in tonight?
>>545120700>send us some good pics at leastI will. The lad that seethes at my cooking and lamps seethes even harder about me going. I'm determined to get his blood pressure so high he ruptures a vein in his eyeball.
all the ladies in the house say hooooooooo
>>545120878base like speed? fuck that takes me back to when the netherlands wasn't a red flag country for mail and you could get speed paste for next to nothing. fucking potent too I'd bring it out with me and me and my mate would bomb a bit and go out walking for 14 hours talking the whole time good times
>>545120988are you the lad who buys 20th c. tat and does it up to sell on?
>>545120995Aye, speed. Used to do similar kimds of thjngs but usually it would be me n a mate at hisbgaff taking shit apart and putting it back together. This one was shit though. Wish I Worrall kid again I'd not touch any drugs
>>545120918I've got a 19yo son, a 17yo daughter and an 8yo daughter. They aren't ready for what I think is coming and I don't want them to be really. So I will be. As ready as I can. It's not 1939 now. They had community then, they had trust. Ukraine still have that. I am fucking dreading the UK if things go tits up here. All these fresh off the boat bantus are going to be jibberjabbering in gangs within days. Locals won't know what hit them.
>>545121031Not just 20th century. I do proper antiques too.
>>545121031Just picked up a nice antique french croupier shoe. With original cards. Just needs a clean and polish.
>>545119007that's some sad looking weed.not nearly as bad as the ragweed we'd get from Mexico in the 80's and 90'sOne time I went through a jeet and it was the seediest lawn clippings I've ever seen. It was really cheap though, so no big deal.
>headline:>bennies going up to over 400bn>taxes going up>penny off the gherkin>media personality:>anti-labour newspapers need to shut up, this (£2bn) is nothingI was hanging on the edge of my seat, waiting for her to say "and doesn't go far enough".If £100 x 20m homes = £2bn is nothing, then what was Keir's £20bn black hole about?
Think I'll visit me grandad in in the next few days lads. We just sit there watching rugby, snooker, football or wild life documentaries for a couple of hours but he enjoys the company
>>545121249In a way I understand your logic. In a way I respect it, but the formal wars of at least the last one hundred years have been an artificially constructed blood sacrifice, and in the interest of profits. You wanting to prepare yourself for your unprepared family really resonates with me, but you doing so by willingly walking into the meat grinder doesn’t. War is a racket, is a book you can look up if you care to read it.
>>545117737>top scranlooks a bit fucking dry to me mate.
> i assess the risk to be marginalYou assess the risk of volunteering to "help out near the front" in the most serious war since WW2 to be "marginal?" A war with more than 3,000,000 dead, a war against the biggest country in the world with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world? Those aren't "marginal" risks. You don't know how to assess risk if you actually believe what you say.
>>545121797He reposted a reddit post and is harvesting (you)
>>545121797The place I'm volunteering at hasn't lost anyone during the war. There are daily bombings, sure, there were in Kyiv when I was there in June. The odds of being under one are lottery tier desu. It's not like ww2. There are 20m+ people in Ukraine and at most it's double figures dead daily. Those odds are barely worth registering. I'm going with my eyes open. I'm going with my cold weather pack and proper kit. If the Russians were to break through I know I'm hoofing it on foot because there's no way I'm going to be some raped hostage trade 5 years down the line. I don't expect them to break through though. I expect to be living in serious hardship surrounded by others doing the same. I want to see how people interact, how far they help each other, where breaking points are. How they adapt etc. I forsee a future where these experiences will serve me well and if I'm wrong then I will have helped others who are suffering now..It's a win/win. You can't learn how to cope in a war zone on YouTube and I'm too old to be joining the military now. A LOT of these people in our country that sorry me know war only too well. If bombs start dropping here they will be out of the starting blocks while most Brits are cowering waiting for the government to save them. I'm not going to be one of them.
>>545122420>sorry*Worry
>>545122420>There are 20m+ people in Ukraine and at most it's double figures dead daily.There was 44,000,000 before the war. 20,000,000 left. The rest are dead or captured.
>>545121797>A war with more than 3,000,000 dead>In 1991, when Ukraine gained independence, its population was 52.1 million.>By the time Russia annexed Crimea in 2014, the population had dropped more than 10% to 45.9 million. Imagine 1 in 10 people just "disappearing" (needing to be shovelled into sloshing body bags and shoeboxes so small the size on the side reads "Chinese footbind"). And then the leftover women leaving permanently to marry in another country. At least the jews don't need to serve on the front and the EU has a Somali-Indian solution to your population, right?
You shouldn't post this on a board monitored closely by Russian intelligence either you silly cunt.
>im going to grind xp in ukraine in preparation for the upcoming expansion set in the uk
Especially as you've been savagely antagonising them on /chug/ and /uhg/ for a very long time now. They are going to kill you.
>>545122696I haven't said where I'm going. They've got plenty of shit to be worrying about. I doubt they care about me.
>>545122691Forgot to add, wanted to snark about the earlier this(?) year argument about the orange man complaining about NATO.>In 2010 Denmark had 760 soldiers in Afghanistan.As Denmark is only at 6m people thanks to mass immigration (17%, or 1m), I imagine you'd call it a genocide if they served, man for man, in Ukraine.
>>545122754I'll be fine.
>>545122767Your ability to assess risk is as poor as your judgement. They are going to brutally kill you.
>>545122815Famous last words you fucking saladbag. You'd better hope you're LARPing.
>>545122815youre actually delusional
>>545122994I'm actually a very sorted and sensible fellow.
>>545122709The Anon who called Byrne a vile toad really is right. Fuck knows what anti-psychotics they've whacked him up on. He's nothing like he used to be before GCHQ agents on Brit/pol/ got him hospitalised so we couldn't milk him for keks as often.
God is punishing England for worshipping rNHS. The worst is yet to come. You will receive an Exodus style plague of niggers falling from the sky if you don't get on your knees and beg God to kill rNHS with a yank private equity buyout.
>>545122709He just wanted to live in America away from these cowards. Eventually he was terrorised by Indian builders with their endless noise pollution and harassment. Of course, the local psych ward and police took the side of the Indian builders, dismissed him as a schizophrenic racist and had him dosed up with powerful anti-psychotics. This would lead to him becoming unstable on his feet where he would suffer several terrible falls including one that left a nasty scar on his cheek.Eventually, he would be dumped in a care home and the remainder of his life savings and belongings would be sold to pay for it. Here, they would feed him dire slop that would cause him to balloon in weight. He doesn't really leave his chair much anymore and just watches sports on telly. Shopper Bear reminds of a happier time, one filled with music and laughter, one where he was a musician with a dream. His health is deteriorating.They successfully terrorised him out of existence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRRrcCV7Xo
>>545119819>>545120065Thanks for recommendations. I have something new to try and make now.
>>545123338No worries. Regarding the fish pie. The meatier/firmer fish helps hold the mash potato up so it doesn't dissolve into the sauce too much so it's better to make those larger chunks as a sort of scaffold.
>>545123182No you have 3 kids and youre volunteering for a war you have no right in getting involved in where you could be killed, leaving your kids at the mercy of wild bames back when. You already know this could happen. You're a fucking retard and you reek of desperation.>>545123311It not right, it not right at all!
>>545123568Back home*
>>545123182You're off your fucking rocker mate. If you intemd to go to Ukraine you should have just quietly done it. You shouldn't have posted about it publicly on a board monitored by Russian intelligence. You certainly shouldn't have wound them up to the extent that you have with goreposting and insults. Anon's right. You are delusional. They are going to kill you.
>>545123568The most uniquely vile thing about this war is that it promises to be the world's first true forever-war, where its meaning will morph from its initial state-on-state grievance redress, into world-on-world conflict by bored larpers. There are englishmen fighting englishmen, Indians fighting Indians, and americans fighting americans in Ukraine right now. With both sides having a limitless supply of bored gullible idiots who got radicalized for fun, there is no reason for the war to ever end. It can continue long after the last Ukrainian and last Russian kill each other.
>>545123666>Russian intelligenceIt's ok. I'll be taking my own tea with me. No polonium for me.
>>545123911The've got missiles, retard, and from their point of view you've earned one. Bye bye.
>>545124158You don't have much experience of much, do you?
>>545123666He is going to a foreign warzone that has nothing to do with him or his country, leaving his missus and a young kid behind and blogging about it from 1 till 4am. He is a definately a retarded prick, but because it is a falsehood for collecting (you's)
>>545124408I don't know why you're bothering, they're all the same person
>>545124492I am recovering from flu. Sleep pattern is fucked.
>>545124492Cor, bit racist that.
>>545119050Do you just bite into the bitch?
Tough time never last Tough people last
>>545124492Even if they are their point is a lot better reasoned than his. That's all that matters.
>>545117976>Sunday Lunch on a Wednesday some people just want to see the world burn
>>545118511All that Hot sauce to hide the taste
>>545118620has not been cured correctly
>>545118976Poopy
>massively annoys the russians with a campaign of relentless mockery of their dead comrades and goreposting for years>get doxxed>publicly blog about going to help out their enemy near the front lines>assess the risk as "marginal" claiming nobody has died>catch a civilian flight to ukraine at the start of winter>find out how delusional you are when an fpv drone turns you into bolognese and russian hackers send the links of the video to your children
>>545120041Jesus, that is most grey anaemic looking mince I have seen in a while, anything like taste and food value has been boiled away
>>545120409it isn't easter yet
>>545122709tfw you wish you were dead
>>545123311They can do this to anyone. Even you. It is their ultimate punishment for those who know too much.
