6 days until we are all $5000 richer
>$5000? I never said you could have $500. You don't even deserve $50. Here's $5.
If you believe that then there's some free money on pic related.The currency counterfeiting is now a proper X Squared Exponential that has already vacuumed up every bit of value on planet and far outpaces the growth of real value.Better hurry and set that Jewish shabiscoupons into concrete before a gallon of diesel costs twenty dollars.Hyperinflations don't subside, they rocket to infinity and then crater at zero and get replaced.
>>545119077>Here's a five dollar credit when you file your taxes next year
Imagine..it's the day after. There's you with literally 5K in cash in your pocket. that's winning
I'm going to buy a car!
>>545119104>by march 31Nice qualifier Shame your market is a scam though
>>545119153>you'll be hearing from my lawyer about those student loans you owe me!
>>545118734I'm voting straight red ticket including a black, a woman, and a jew.
i'm going to float the rent check to my landlord and need trump to rush the 5K so it clears before my landlord cashes it
>>545118734I'm voting republican just because of the $5,000. I highly doubt he will do it, but if he doesn't the salt will be highly entertaining, and if he does do it then great $5,000. I'll use it to pay a little bit of the taxes I owe I guess.
>politician bribes you with your own money
Mmmmmmmmmm
I heard that you're a retard if you blame the jews for what happened in spain
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>>545119326Then go ahead and put your bank account on it if you are so confident
libtards shouldn't get stimmys
>>545119387I just did the same today but got a spic, a jew, and a jeet
>>545119104>take $5k >put it on yes>get $40 million>plus $5kfree money
>>545118734It's like what, the 11th time Bloumpf promised free monies for the past 2 years?How many times did he deliver on his $$ promises so far?Not talking about you specifically since you are memeing, but how can anyone be stupid enough to unironically believe it when the guy is the biggest liar we've ever seen on earth?
>>545118734>6 days until mysteriously everything is collectively $5000 more expensive
>>545120162I already pre-ordered GTA VI Ultimate Edition for $100 dollars. FUCK YOU I GOT MINE
>>545120153We got 3 stimulus checks from him a 4th one isnt that unrealistic
>>545121132its conditional to them winning the house and the senate lmao
>>545121132Still waiting on my DOGE checkStill waiting on my tariff check that corporations gotDid he atleast give active duty people 1776 cheques?
>>545118734youtube.com/watch?v=eJGrq1NSBUo
>>545118734My $5k is going straight into Polymarket and I'm gonna make so much money betting on elections and BTC prices
>>545118734We aint get gettin migger money. Sorry bro.
>>545118734I can almost taste daddy's stimmies.
>>545122404DOGE was never trumps thing, vance said the $5000 is coming from the tarrifs
>>545118734This is the oil dividend from capturing venezuela and iran
>>545118734Nooope! I voted straight Democrat this time! :^)
>>545119077>I need money for a bus ticket, could you lend me $10?
>>545118734I mean, I'm voting for Trump but even I don't think we're getting any $5,000 checks sent out to everyone.
>>545119077look how naturally repulsed she is by that demon
>>545128907>I'm voting for Trumpwhy?
>>545118734>sending another $3 billion to israel is the best I can do
>>545128974AMERICA!
>>545129001>ISRAEL!fixed
