Can you hear the waves of the ocean, come forth, LEVITHAN!From the forests, i call you forth, BELIAL!Come forth, carried by the winds, LUCIFER!Come forth, from the pits of hell, SATAN!Ad in velez, ante christum natumAve Sathanas.. Hail Satan!
>>545124792based..there is only 1 way..
All should bow down before The Great Horned One Below
a demon will come if you ask for one to come, and it will fix your life
>>545124792This is cringe as SHIT.Jesus is King.
>>545125207haha... Jesus will not save you, meatsack
>>545125207Cringe indeed. Satan is gay.
Only The Great Horned One Below can save
>>545125335Evil always wins in the end
>>545125262Are you a mexican goth? You sound like a mexican goth. Be a good boy, listen to your abuela, and go to church. Satan is not your friend.
>>545124792What would you do in this situation?
>>545124792christfaggotry with extra stepscringe
>>545125166hi almost satan, can it give me the power to fly like goku/noclip? the filth did me so i'm not allowed to drive for a few years and the cab fares are doing my nut.if so, how do i summon one
https://youtu.be/U1sTJ-DwJ_0
>>545124792I hate the antichrist. Christ is King. You will own your decisions.
>>545125727>I hate the antichristyou will regret this
>>545125773Ask KingCobra about that. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
>>545124792As someone who used to have one of the Enochian keys memorized, this is gay. You are gay.You worship men's assholes with your tongue.
>>545126495better to lick the asshole of a pig than to worship a so-called "good" deity
>>545125207This. The demons seething because tick-tock goes the clock./thread
>imagine still getting jerked around by the abrahamic systemdiscard all jew ideologies
no one will save any of you when the demons come
>>545125166They will come if you call them. And they will fix you real good. You'll be in quite a fix. Next comes hell. It is an especially unhappy place.
>>545125262He already did. >>545125335Satan really is a has been. His schtick waxed in all ways lame and annoying. Everyone is over it. Except mids and trans people. They're still into that stuff.
>>545126793Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, You became man and died on the cross for our salvation. You healed people of sickness and affliction through Your love and compassion. Visit me, Lord and grant me strength to bear this sickness with which I am afflicted, with patience, submission to Your will and trust in Your loving care. I pray that You will bless the means used for my recovery and those who administer them. Grant that my sickness may be to my spiritual benefit and that I may live the rest of my life more faithfully according to Your will. For You are the source of life and healing and to You I give praise and glory, now and forever. Amen.
>>545125461That's impossible. Evil can never win. Or nothing would exist. And besides it sucks. Plus I hate humidity and foul smells. It's not my thing. Enjoy your ass eating. Send us a post card CO St Peter. His mailing address is 1 Pearly Gate Boulevard, Seventh Realm, Heaven
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>>545127115>>545126978For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.This is now a Christian thread. I am praying that you will be granted mercy in your ignorance, OP.
>>545127005lol... good luck
>>545126537I bet Satan has awful breath. How does that feel? Your lord has halitosis. And youve got to listen to him bloviate in endless paean to his own majesty. I bet you have very bad skin and ton of blackheads, dont you? You're starting to come into view. You have pasty white skin. Oily with massive pores. You're obese, aren't you? Are you a fattie? You're a total slob as well. You're a disgrace, aren't you? Pull yourself together. You think your worship is worth damn to a god like Satan? Why? Why would you think that? You do more to drive cool people away from Satan than Madonna. You're an embarrassment in hell. They laugh at you. They record your idiotic incantations and make a total mockery of you. You don't even have a ranking demon on your case. It's just a garden variety blue imp. They are going to torture the stuffing out of you when you make your grand solar on the shop floor of Pandemonium. Don't say you weren't warned, fattie boombalatti.
>>545126793Think again. They dont like you or respect you at all. You're a big fat joke to them. Lol. You're going to get tortured by imps in all of eternity.
>>545125262In what sense?
>>545127207this is still a demonic thread and all who come here will be touched by the darkness
>>545125349In what sense>>545125461Pretty certain death triumphs over evil
>>545127353Its actually a christian thread and all will be touched by the light
>>545127307>good luckDon't need it. Here, have this my friend.Almighty God, Who delivered Your people from the bondage of the adversary, and through Your Son cast down Satan like lightning, deliver me also from every influence of unclean spirits. Command Satan to depart far from me by the power of Your only begotten Son. Rescue me from demonic imaginings and darkness. Fill me with the light of the Holy Spirit that I may be guarded against all snares of crafty demons. Grant that an angel will always go before me and lead me to the path of righteousness all the days of my life, to the honor of Your glorious Name, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, now and forever. Amen.
>>545125539I moved to LA and the entire goth scene is Mexicans. And the shit grew on me like a sexy goth latina
>>545127391>Its actually a christian thread and all will be touched by the lightAmen
>>545127207Based. All praise and worship to Christ The King. You know, I'm really bored with gay feminine Christianity. I think it's time for s change. It's time for a very masculine and assertive form of Christianity. Christ did command us to arm ourselves with weapons of war. All His disciples were waking around Galiee armed to the teeth. Peter once sliced the ear clean off a Centurion. It's time for phase of Jesus where he whipped rear ends. I'm tired of the lip from the limp wristed faggots who think it's funny to blaspheme Jesus. I don't think it's funny. Ill think it's funny when they lose their heads over it. All my life, all these weepy wusses have been crying about how awful Christian armies were. Not true. They just always won. They were very restrained in their conquests. But I figure it's time we give these crybabies something to cry about. This is exactly what young people need right now. A very militant and expansionist form of Christianity. I actually already know it's coming. All the cool kids will be into it. And Satan will be left with the motley lot of sad sacks...like the heathen ITT.
>>545124792Never found Behexen interesting. Horna, Merrimack, Archgoat are the GOAT Finnish black metal bands. Speaking of GOAT, Goatmoon is great too.
>Torgeisthttps://youtu.be/pqXkFdY0QNQ>Havohejhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQtzHlR6q8>Tsjuderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMXYFWB4WQ
>>545127814I prefer this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQI8SwUe7wM
>>545127430That is an excellent prayer, my brother.
>>545127353I rebuke you and your vile worm gods in the name Jesus Christ. You nasty things be gone. We give thanks, Lord, that your greatness and truth stands in such sharp and magnificent relief to the pathetic display these urchins make in honor to their lord of flies and maggots.
>>545124792Not doing much since the video stores closed down, huh Ward?
>>545127207>>545127609All well and good, but Christianity is fundamentally jewish psychological technology, and there isn't much point in denying that, other than proving your faith to yourself.The Old Testament was recorded because the persecution of the Jews was so bad; the New Testament is in a similar vein.When you are genuinely converted, you are spiritually annihilating yourself to be regenerated in Christ and grafted into His tree; most "Christians" just do the spiritual suicide thing without ever being genuinely regenerated; they become bitter, and continue the jewish meme virus, using their self-emptying to spiritually disembowel others, even their progeny.
>>545127368No, both death and hell have been defeated. They will be cast into the Lake of Fire upon Christs blessed return. Don't you know anything? Were you raised in some sort of coven or something?
Christ is King!
>>545127814>HavohejElite taste anon. His newer experimental stuff is the scariest music ever created.
>>545127865>i prefer completely different genreYou could have at least posted a Christian black metal band. There's surprisingly lots of them and many of them are great.
>>545127970No, my friend. You're misapprending the whole thing. You're trying to reduce this to some facile academic construct. I don't care what race or people Jesus came from. I would believe on Him and His Gospel no matter what iteration of humanity He manifest within. It just so happens that it was through the Israelites, in the Tribe of Judah, through the line of David -- all as foretold from Adam to Zechariah...it's the story of The Messiah. What He represents is so profound, transcendent and blessed it surpasses the rational minds capacity to conceive it. I would encourage you to actually read it. I'm sure you think you have. I promise you haven't. Don't try to understand it in an academic or even dogmatic way. Just read it and see if it speaks to you. It really is an amazing thing. I don't have the time or energy to distill its essence into something you'll find irresistibly clever. And actually that's what I'm basically arguing against. My position is that, as important and influenctial as Christianity has obviously been down the ages, you can't consider yourself a serious thinker unless you give this subject s serious inquiry. How can you even pretend to seriously maintain rigid and bigoted opinions about so important a subject while being so grossly ignorant of it?
