>>545126038>the big one hitsDon't overpromise unless you mean it.
>>545126038Baal makes this type of thing as a hobby. I feel like a bit of a dick for pointing it out. He’s literally like “wouldn’t it be funny if everyone was fighting over toilet paper products?”. Then he makes it using his clones. But, whenever I feel like I’m offending him, I just remember. He goes home and eats the poo from their asses, he doesn’t even need toilet paper. So what’s he even doing here anyways. Maybe I’d like to have a girls poo on my face too? Why’s only he get to have poo all over himself. And why’s he trying to interact with incels anyways. So many questions, and the answers also won’t suck me off.
this really was so weird. people are retarded.did they send out morphogenic signals or something?
psychology behind this phenomena?
>>545126441>psychology behind this phenomena?news media staged scenes in grocery stores by emptying sections of shelves and then falsely reporting people were panicking and buying everything in site due to the coming lockdowns. It took about 2.5 days to work but with all media outlets broadcasting the fake news 24/7 people starting to think buying something now is better than waiting and then other people started buying more faster and it cascaded into a panic. People are herd animals and easy to manipulate.
>>5451260382 bottles of lube
I bet there are people who horded so much that they still have some from 2020
>>545126038Are you prepared before the big toilet paper shortage?Buy more toilet paper honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders,but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves.The average person uses 2 rolls per day. If you have a family of 17, that's 603 rolls a week. Over 8459 a month.TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months after a shtf scenario, because everyone needs it
>>545126341Jews are kvetching extra hard cause the netanyahu election didn't go exactly as rigged. They always get like this when one of their kike schemes back fires
>>545126441its a "fuck you ive got mine" attitude taken to the extreme. People thought there was going to be a shortage of toilet paper so they decided to hoard all available stock to themselves to ensure they wouldnt go without.
women was so much tp with pee
>>545126038Why does /pol/ love toilet paper so much? You realize you can just put some water on your hands and scrape the poo off right? Just wash your hands afterwards.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545126926>One roll a dayHOW do you use one roll a DAY?>Sees flagChecks out.
>>545127011nufag doesn't know the pasta
or you could just buy a bidetor hop in the shower and wash your ass
>>545126038The park by my house has toiletvpaper stocked every day. Go there with a dremel and spin it on a small thin tube. Why would i pay for something i wipe mybass with. In prison i would steal bedsheets and cut them up and use them 200 thread count wipes. It's probably expensive for someone.
>>545126878Good morning sar
>>545127383Going to the local park for a daily toilet paper harvest is the ultimate life hack.The trick is to be faster than the other hobos but not so fast that the toilet paper fairy (some wypipo probably) hasn't had a chance to replenish the supply yet
>>545126441People are parasites. Take away their comforts and they'll be at each other's throats. You see this a lot at airports where personal space is a limited resource, they absolutely cannibalize each other for it. People are only friendly when they're well fed and cared for. Now we will start to see the other side of people.
>>545126038>stocked up after the last 'new monkey virus" psyop>it was a total nothingburger>nobody else was even panic buying>felt like a complete retard>now shit is apparently about to hit the fan for real
skill issue
>>545126038>lures you in with jeet facts>but intentionally fucks up thread title like thatDon’t reply to jew threads
>>545126441Wasn't this when the two weeks lockdown was gonna start so people thought they needed a pallet full of toilet paper
>>545126038Brother i have never been more ready.Is everyone ready?
>>545126038The best part about this is every single prepper was completely wrong because they prepped with the mind of a man who really doesn't even need toilet paper at all meanwhile the world is controlled by women. Imagine being driven into a frenzy by your dumb wife getting into fights with strangers at Walmart because the dumb bitch REFUSES to use anything other than Charmin Ultra Soft on her sacred pussy.>>545126855Yep same thing happened with ammo. It's not like anyone was shooting more. They all just figured ammo might get scarce so they went out and MADE ammo scarce.
All I see is Boomers, Jeets and Asians (mongolid type). Hope they kill each other.
nothing ever happens
>>545127570I dont think saars even use water when doing that kind of thingmuch less wash their hands with soap afterwards
We think this is the big one?
>>545126341Take your meds.
>>545130070ducky
>>545126803I will just use some kind of fabric that I will wash occasionally or shower after I poop. >family of 17I was brought into the world by myself that is how I am leaving.
I'll just spawn camp
>>545126589>news media staged scenesAre you fucking retarded or just a shelter faggot?It blew my mind how many months in a row the toilet paper stock was empty not only in the major stores but tiny places like the dollar store and convenience stores. People are just fucking retard, this is the equivalent of a modern day stampede, retards started doing it, so other retards panic and started doing it so once the paper stock was more other retards panic and started doing it, so on so forth.Months, I was on the streets pretty much through the entire pandemic so I got to see the whole thing from street view. People are just fucking retard like that, if shit actually hits the fan, you want to drop everything and just travel as far and the fuck away from anybody.You have no idea what evils people are willing to do when they feel their chips are down
>>545126038nope but I got enough fat stored on me to last 90 days. I should be fine
>>545126038Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>545126441Americans don't know how to properly clean their asses after they go poopy. Fucking dry toilet paper? Seriously? It's no wonder there's a never-ending skid mark epidemic in this shithole country. Bunch of fucking retards.
>>545126038toilet paper is a scam you dont need to fall for the wiping jew
>>545132721I have exactly zero rolls of toilet paper. I have a high powered bidet in the shower, then thick baby wipes to finish or a warm wet wash cloth if i absolutely need it.
