Only biological women can do this
>>545132730just like I have a washing machineI can have a baby machine too
>>545132730Anyone can get fat, anon.
>>545132730Get fat?
>>545132730I have seen a man do that after drinking coke and eating mentos
>>545132821/thread
>>545132730This is what happens when a woman tries to eat like her husband.
How's she going to breastfeed? She ain't got no tits.
>>545132847Looking at her, she's refusing to get fat
>>545132821>>545132889>>545132847ywnbaw
>>545133004Her eyes bug out and her skin turns brown and she starts seeking clout from strangers online?
>>545132730Disgusting Jewish phenotype.
>>545133004Bitch thinks her husband's "eating pace" is some weird, male, dominance thing. Bitch, you'd eat like that too if you actually did any physical labor and put in a real days work. One summer I worked at a diner that saw a boatload of construction workers dudes pile in during lunch rush and those guys would fucking destroy a triple-decker bacon cheeseburger with extra fries and a large milkshake in less than five minutes. It's the same thing when I used to be on swim team in high school, you practically inhale food because you're burning two to three times more calories per day than the average person.
>>545133004i totally mog my family at dinner time. the kids marvel at my speed, my wife gets wet. my sons can only dream of eating faster than me.
>>545132730Only real women can do this.
>>545132730i love cumflation
>>545132730I'm fat as well
>>545133004>People who have shit to do since prehistoric times don't dick around when it's time to eat.I shouldn't be engaging with this because the bait is obvious.