Gib tips on how to prep (I literally have nothing)
>>545134388Least get some weeks worth of canned food but prepping this late is going to be hard in general, whatever bullshit they are going to pull will happen sometime after midterms here.
I ain't prepping for shit.When the micronova hits I'll be standing outside with my arms stretched out and a smile on my face.
I've been following "conspiracies" for 10 years and Ive seen this shit a million times. Are you retards forgetting that in April 2025 they spammed the same thing?>HEY DUDE ITS YOUR PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST REP HERE, THERE ARE SOME CRAZY (((THREATS))) RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER I SWEAR BRO YOU GOTTA BUY BUY BUY AND BE AFRAID DON'T FORGET TO GET VAXXED TOOYeah nah. Remember when they said gravity was gonna turn off for a few seconds in August? Remember how omg no scary Hentaivirus was supposed to be? LMAO
Always good to have some MREs, Ramen, emergency food, at least 100 gallons of potable water...
>>545134388Canada super power 2027.
>I must prep to survive and live so we can rebuild this feminist shithole back to how it wasLOL NO
>>545134551look up what micronovae are, what type of star can produce them, and what type of star our sun is
It will happen when the weather cools.That's when they'll make their move.The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.They're trying to force God's hand.Watch for these signs:Three branches will become one.An island will drift away.A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.The star will gorge itself on clay.Idols will speak and move about.The black flag will fly above the dome.The belly of the dragon will drip water.Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.A rock will stand on seven hills.The ravens will starve.The bear will leave its cave forever.The rod and the ring will strike.
>>545134594>fed fag telling the goyim to stock up on sloppayou were far more entertaining when you pretended to work at walmart
>>545134388If shit hits the fan you aren't surviving with just three days of reserves, this is just to stimulate the market
>>545134388>governments in the EU>starts with JapanFag just wanted a slightly bigger number
>>545134388>(I literally have nothing)You have nothing therefore you are happy
>>545134814The real redpill is knowing the sun is electric and not nuclear.
>Nov 2 >one day before midterms God Trump really is going boots on the ground in Iran huh?
>>545134388Prep by moving to a country that doesn't starts wars on behalf of Jewish interests. The only prep Eurocucks do is prepping the HIV+ BVLL
>>545135039that electricity is generated by solar WIND btw
Prepping is gay as shit. If shit hits the fan, it's the time to go hunting normies and take their stuff. No laws, no nothing. The natural state of the free man
electricity goes out>mfw all the alarms stopped working
wtf will amazon still deliver goods november 2? I got an xbox controller coming that day, literally cannot survive the 3 days of dark without it
>>545134881This.
>>545134388Radio. Flashlight. If you have access to a nearby water way buy a few life straws or water filtration. If not you're going to need to get some water. Everyone says you need like a fuck ton but not really. If it rains you can drink that fine. Buy rice, beans, and honey for food. Don't tell anyone about your stash. Anything longer than a few weeks and you're probably either going to want to kill yourself or learn to live like shit.
>>545135039The sun doesn't run on electricity, it doesn't run on anything it hasn't got any legs
Not laughing about my obesity now, are we.
>>545134388Fuck groceries
>>545135669Yes, you won't be able to run away from the feral nigger hoards.
>>545134388It's just a last-ditch effort to boost failing neo-liberal economies worldwide
>>545135830But it all comes from GYNA anyway?
>>545134925AND the EU
>>545135697liver, in particular, is very pussy-likejust warm it up before sex
I have enough food for about 3 months. But I’m going to loot anyway.
This changes nothing. I always have ample stockpiles of water, calorie mate and toiletries. It's the same for all my fellow Japanese countrymen. Mostly because a big earthquake can strike at any time.
>>545134388Inb4 "AI super virus">Crises precipitate change.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k3GwQtbbs
>Look. Basically I'm just not gonna stockpile. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not doing it is all. Hahahaha.
>>545134573The energy crisis is no joke nigger
>>545134388Target the local kindergarten and get a cook book.
>>545136144basé
>>545134388You cant put three days worth of food and water together? Buy some canned beans, ramen and bottled water.
My country does not have to do this because we are so rugged and true pioneers. Real Canadians know to have months of food and essentials. Only niggers, jews and the pajeets rely on the government to provide them with care. Real white Canadians, red Indians and the thrifty bug Asians are smart enough to prepare for long winters.
>tfw sitting confy cause nothing happens to usEnjoy your drafts
>>545134388When you don't have enough dry, pickled and frozen food and potatoes, cabbages, carrots, beets, preservatives like suga, salt, vinegar etc to last a year you deserve what's coming one day. I'm laughing my ass off every time I see mutt "preppers" posting pics of their "hoard" here and there - 4 packs of cereal, 10 packs of toilet paper, 1kg of dry rice, 2 chocolate bars, 10 jars of mayo. Oh and don't forget a tiny roll of silver coins. Fucking retards.
>>545142151>I'm laughing my ass off every time I see mutt "preppers" posting pics of their "hoard" here and there - 4 packs of cereal, 10 packs of toilet paper, 1kg of dry rice, 2 chocolate bars, 10 jars of mayo. Oh and don't forget a tiny roll of silver coinskek
>>545134388My family are farmers. I told them if the collapse comes im going skin people alive and jam fence posts up their ass to scare away city people who come looking for food or to loot. Id go full vlad the impaler and id enjoy it.
>>545134754jej
>>545135039uh oh the glowies activated the leashed tard
>>545134388>3 days worth of food>preppingNigger what? Doesnt everyone usually just keep 3-7 days of food in their home normally? Are we just prepping for an average week?
>>545142634I think they mean extra.
>>545142634I might have to keep a few extra boxes of hamburger helper
>>545134388are you guys playing dumb? https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/in-depth-research-reports/report/putins-next-move-five-russian-attack-scenarios-europe-must-prepare-for/https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/17/europe/russia-attacks-europe-misstep-analysis-intlhttps://www.newsweek.com/europe-on-high-alert-as-russia-sows-panic-with-hybrid-attacks-12460081https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/20/baltic-spy-chiefs-warn-moscow-is-preparing-for-more-decisive-action-in-europehttps://inews.co.uk/news/minute-by-minute-russia-attack-europe-would-unfold-4730975https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/25/russia-ukraine-war-nato-denmark-putin.htmlhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cia-drone-europe-russia-ukraine-b3055605.htmlhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/20/baltic-spy-chiefs-warn-moscow-is-preparing-for-more-decisive-action-in-europehttps://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/putin-preparing-to-attack-europe-just-dont-do-it-cia-chiefs-warning-revealed-amid-fears-of-russian-drone-attacks-and-nato-conflict/articleshow/133544154.cmsWhY eUrOpEaN CoUnTry AsK tHeIr PopUlAtIon To StOcK pILeS???????? I don't know
Should keep me going for two days
>>545134388From most important to least important:>$1000 rainy day fund>stable, salaried job>insurance on health, life and property >9mm handgun>3 weeks of food and water>2 months salary in checking, 6-12 month salary is saving>max 401k/ira safely invested in diversified portfolio >second passport and $10k cash, rolex to be able to fly to safe country and establish yourself>warm wool clothing, sustainable heating without grid>year supply of food and well >ar15>solar power, batteries, TB of entertainment downloaded>grow and can own food>plate carrier, night vision, thermal>nuclear/biological gear>bunker
>>545134388why is zog fear mongering its goyim cattle now?
>>545143568a crate of well kept cigarettes. better than currency
>>545134388Who's behind this?Big Grocery?who?
>>545134388GoldSilverCashGunsAmmoLong shelf life foodWaterWater filter/purifying capabilityDuct tapePlastic sheetingTrashbagsZiplock backsEntertainment (books/laptop/dvds/cards)Etc
>>545143993literally no one smokes anymore bud and anyone with any addiction will not last long in a happening
>>545135039Kek brainlet, its solar powered
>>545143568>rolexwhat the fuck do you think this is going to do?
>>545134388>Prepping>Not just trusting fate/God's plot armor to protect you always Bunch of side characters
All prepping does is turn you into a worker slave rat who has to work construction jobs to re-build the feminist man-hating shithole dystopia xDMeanwhile women will be treated as queens in post-SHTF and they will still refuse to have kids
>>545134551>>545135039>NGMI>with a smile on my face!fuck chinks.
>>545144090>Gold>Silverfor what use? so you're known as the guy with the gold and the silver a.k.a. the target?anyone who has some, has more.
>>545144235You can cross borders with it and sell it for ~$10k to establish yourself (rent, food, etc), whereas cash typically had to be declared. Its why intelligence/special forces guys all wear them
>>545143945It gets republicans stirred up to vote maybe, also could be so they can say “we warned you” if shit goes off the rails. Between Israel and Ai, the chances something will happen is quite high. There’s tons of chatter about a blackout, 3 days of darkness, 9-10 days of darkness, food and water shortages. Certain areas will be made toxic as they’ve done in the past with the train crashes and the data centers. They may be doing a scare now to make it less impactful, or make people not believe it later, in 6-12 months, when they talk about it again. Like feigning a crying wolf. Who knows, just be ready.
>>545144354never thought of that
>>545134388I have two barrels of rainwater, a couple of 20l jugs of drinking water, enough canned and preserved food for weeks, got plenty of firewood in my garden too, and about 2000$ in cash they could cut electricity for a month and I'd be fine
You will live in a basement like a rat only to go back outside and get conscripted by the new government as a construction monkey or as we call them "salahori"SALAHOR, BRING ME MORTAR!
>>545144286Kek
>>545134594How would you recommend storing 100 gallons of drinking water safely?
>>545134551BLACKHOLE SUN BLACKHOLE SUNWON'T YOU COOOOOMEBLACKHOLE SUNBLACKHOLE SUN
>>545144420Good, little slave rats like you are necessary to rebuild the feminist shithole under a new government
>>545144471Your mum's vagina has enough space xDWhen they pull you out of your rat bunker your life will not be better than it is today lol
>>545144361seems to be just fear mongering and it's just for japs and Eurotards not USmight be something to do with energy prices, zognald might do the funny in Iran
>a weeka week? a fucking week? fuck off lmao who the fuck doesnt already have a weeks worth of food and water in their home at all times naturally go away, fuck off from me talk to me when theyre talking months lmao
>>545134644At least we have wheat.
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING
It's not like that's a new thing. The "have supplies of X days" idea has been here since the Cold War and the government started officially recommend it like a decade ago and I suppose it's more or less same for other countries too
>nuclear war happens>total collapse only lasts a weekeven the apocalypse is gay and lame these days, bet they get some faggot with a machine gun to knock on your door and ask for taxes by day 3
>>545134388>USA not on the listYEE-HAW BOYS TIME TO PUMP SOME COCK INTO THOSE GOOK CHEEKS
>>545134388>prepare! have 3 days food water! emergency!>said 3 days ago...
>>545144646it's probably so you don't starve to death, i assume they are allowing time where you don't eat
>>545134388>17 governments tell people to get their weekly groceries as usualHow is this pointing to an impending crisis?
>>545134551Still though, wouldn't you feel better if you had cigarettes and 10 jars of mayo on hand just in case?
>>545144988>Prepping under a Republican President, House and Congress
>>545134839damn if that doesnt make more sense now.
>>545145626>mayo:/Why so much mayo?
>>545144471Maybe a water heater would store it safely.
>>545134551its questionable if we even make it to the Micronova.on the way to it the sun will flare up and fuck up the globohomo civilization, only thing you can do about this is shutting down the grid before it hits and disconnect everything for a couple days/weeks and hope for the best and this might not be enough to prevent catastrophic damage to the grid.after 3 days people will start to form gangs, after a week or so you get cannibalism and extreme violence.lights might not even turn on ever again after that first CME hit and it wont be the last one.satellites also get fucked and the ability to monitor the sun will greatly diminish, no early warning.then after a decade of this shit then the Micronova happens, the bright flash will last for hours and incinerate anything exposed to it on the surface. Earth gets fucked in a matter of minutes.jews in bunkers might survive until this point but all the energy dumped into the earth, literally millions of volts, increase the heat underground and cause very strong earthquakes and billionaire jews get baked like in an oven. kinda ironic.after that Micronova there will be no survivors and the surface wont be habitable anymore.
>>545144471they sell big water bladders for in home storage. look like air mattresses.
>>545134388>Guys guys something's going to happen for real this time, make sure you buy one week's worth of groceries like you do literally every time you go to the grocery store because nothing is actually happening!!!!If all of the globohomo leaders are saying the same thing then you know it's just a lie to whip you up into a frenzy so they can trick you into agreeing to something much worse than what they're claiming is going to happen. Remember covid? There's no WWIII, they're just gonna triple down on mass surveillance.
Prepare for what lol, nothing ever happens, nigga
>>545148641>water bladdershttps://www.vevor.co.uk/water-storage-bladder-c_43199just an example search in home water storage water bladder uk and you should find some better prices and choices, put the treatment chems in before you fill it so it mixes 100%
>>545134388Don't be in France but if you have to be in France go somewhere less crowded and figure out a way to sell you being there benefitting the locals. Otherwise they'll probably stone you like everyone else fleeing a collapsing civilization in hordes
>>545144125jokes on you, my scavenging for the next cigarette is going to be the one thing keeping me alive and on my feet, while non smokers like you become food for door to door chain smoking raiders in your self imposed cell
>>545134876My favorite was when he moved to Estonia for like a year.>>545134594>>545134898>>545143248When happooning finally happoons, I'm just going to rape you and steal all of your shit, shill. I'll be going in dry, too.
>>545136037don't eat at this guy's house
>>545149111how come a fagflag posted the good ass for once
>>545134388DANN GEITS LOASNach 72 Stunden ist alles wieder vorbei.time to Irlmaier-maxx fellow anons
All I need is a gun, and your preparation becomes my preparation.
>>545149300I run a 7 minute mile. I'll down an entire bottle of cialis and diagram, run up on you in full sprint, and gore you with my dick while screaming> wagie, wagie, get in the cagie>>545149223ty, anonnice to meet a fellow ass appreciator
An asteroid is coming. and some town or city is about to get Tunguska'd ..Or maybe Godzilla since Japan has been told to stockpile too.
>>545149486> viagraFucking Poogle autocorrect.
>>545134388
>>545134388>72 hoursi can easily fast for 72 hours
>>545134388Raid squad lolI already know some rat ass neighbors with no guns
>>545149680You think there will be kids running around out in the open when shit hits the fan?
>>545150095i hope so.so i can get naked and play with them.
>>545149680Is this a good time for a Bluechew ad?
>>545150314What about have sex with them?
>>545150946you're a gigantic faggot, I thought you'd love cocks?
>>545134388I'M SPOOOKING
>>545134388>3 days worthlmao the average US household has well over triple that, American preppers will have months or even years worth of stored food.
>>545134388>(I literally have nothing)Lucky you, it's just enough to prepare for this nothingburger!
>>545134839Based old prophecy holder
>>545134551I always wanted to be Kane getting Ion Cannoned
>>545142151damn, i wish i had so many potattruly the only Chad ingredient you never get tired of.
>>545134388>Switzerland>One weekI only shop twice a month, how fucked am I?or, turns out I have been prepping my whole life just living normally? hmm hmmmmm
>>545134388>7 days>1 weekretarded list made by a retarded person to cause a reaction on retarded people
>>545144471Get a big straw too
>>545134551The German isn't here, so im thinking the micronova isn't coming, bro
>>5451343883 days - LOL. If you don't have 6 months stored away by now you're gonna be toast.
>>545134839
>>545134388buy silver. learn how to can/dry food and stock up on meat if you can.>what if im veganyou gonna die, sorry bro
>>545150314
>>545143498Cheers m8
>>545134388I just read this as the gov trying to distract from shit internal management by making people fearful of an impending external threat.
>>545134388Its another compliance psyop you stupid fucking retard, you goyim are getting too uppity and need to get locked back inside with psychosis
>>545134388Water, food, wood stove/heat/fuel, transportation, electricity. Those are the main focus. You also may want to keep some cash on hand to buy things as cards won't work when the power goes out.
>>545134947Something deep in my hwite (sic) soul tells me your webm is swedish. Confirm or deny?
>>545135039Based and Trumanpilled. All the world's a soundstage, deal with it or die, doesn't change the absolute state of things.
>>545136851>This changes nothing.An earthquake comes and goes and life returns to normal. It doesn't arrive then shit out more of itself and stay forever, terraforming the place you live into something else.What disaster do you think you're preparing for?
>>545134388get a job
Anyone buying bulk fake gems and stuff to trick normies with? Its cheaper than silver and way easier to get. People cant tell the difference between glass beads and the real stuff anyway.
>>545134551Based retard
You don't own me, niggerI ain't gonna stockpile shitalso, I have no money, so, fuck you
So like what happens after 72 hours to a week when SHTF? Does it all go magically back to normal?
>>545134388Every government has had the recommendation to have some water and food at home since forever. Precisely nothing is happening like always.
>>545134388Beans, big bags of rice, and pasta. Canned beef and veggies. Load up on clean water too. The moment the power goes off fill your bath tub up and drink that first. Only use 1 gallon a day per person. Only 2,000 cal a day. Don't go outside. If you absolutely must, only do so at night. Seeing as you're a frog anon, you can't buy guns so I'd say get a bat or something with a blade. Feel bad for you anon. Those feral nogs outside riot when the gov gives them everything. Just imagine what they'll be like when they don't.
You should have started prepping years ago. WTF is wrong with you people? Probably vaxxed too. If you're vaxxed dog a hole and pull the dirty over yourself. There. There's my prepping tip for people too stupid to see this shit coming a decade ago. I started in 2012. It was obvious even then there would be cannibalism in the future and not an ai utopia of abundance.
>>545161438it would only blast us back to the 1800s and people still paid taxes then
